Piaotian Literature A little bit of fun has begun!
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Also, a reminder, there are some things in the public chapter, you can read it and fool around to your heart’s content!
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When the sky was just beginning to break, a man and a horse were slowly walking south along the avenue outside the north gate of the imperial capital, Borelli.
The last traces left by the terrible winter have disappeared without a trace, and greenery has enveloped the wilderness. In the fields on both sides of the road, there are already farmers who got up early to tend some fruits, vegetables and other crops. A few wandering trees
A domestic dog ran past the distant field ridge with its tail between its legs, looming in the mist like a legendary imp.
The man rode forward slowly, and occasionally a few overwhelmed snorts could be heard.
The man wore a brocade tights and a purple satin cape that was very gorgeous. The man was extremely tall and strong. Under the thin clothes, you could see his bulging muscles like black bread, full of strength.
Sensation. He wore a wide-brimmed cylindrical hat. The brim of the hat blocked most of his face. There was a cigar sticking out from under the brim. Occasionally, sparks flickered on the cigar.
The thick smoke obscured the man's face. His face looked dark from a distance, and it was hard to see what he looked like.
As for his mount, it was a poor little donkey. The man was two meters tall, and his thick body was like a buffalo. But the little donkey he was riding was more like a donkey than a donkey.
It was a bigger dog. The poor little donkey was awkwardly carrying the man who was like a mountain behind him, and moved forward step by step, humming.
The weather was still very cold in the early morning, and the little donkey's nose was already covered with sweat. The water drops were dripping continuously, and the poor donkey's backbone was almost broken. It panted and rolled its eyes. It was so easy.
Only then did he carry the big man to the north gate of Borelli.
A vague light red halo enveloped the entire imperial capital. This was the empire opening the sky-disturbing barrier in the imperial capital. With this barrier, any long-distance teleportation magic array could not be used. If you want to enter or exit the imperial capital, you must rely on it.
Just walk.
A group of heavily armed soldiers stopped in front of the little barking donkey. An officer in heavy armor stretched out his hand: "Where did it come from? What are you doing?"
The big man snorted and lifted up his hat, revealing a full black beard. He put the hat on the donkey's head. The big man took a heavy puff of the cigar and blew out two streams of thick smoke from his nose. His lung capacity was extremely high.
Two large plumes of thick smoke sprayed out three to four meters away and hit the officer's face, choking him and causing him to cough violently.
With a 'clang' sound, several soldiers drew their swords.
Blackbeard laughed, stretched his legs off the poor little donkey's back, and walked slowly in front of the officer.
"Hahaha, Your Excellency, I'm sorry. I'm here to visit my son!" He slapped the officer on the shoulder hard. Blackbeard laughed: "I have a son who is very obedient, very sensible, and never causes trouble.
.I heard that he had caused some trouble here in the past few days, so I was busy sowing seeds in several acres of wheat fields at home, so I came over to have a look."
Bending down and looking pitifully at this officer who was nearly two heads shorter than him, Blackbeard cried and wailed: "We are all serious people and never cause trouble. I don't know what this little bastard is doing this time."
What a big thing it has caused, I’m so worried!”
After howling a few times, Blackbeard puffed out thick smoke and squinted at the officer who was nearly paralyzed by his slap. He said, "Can I go in? Hey, why am I a law-abiding person?"
Imperial citizens who pay taxes on time, why are you trying to stop me from entering the imperial capital? Do I look like a bad guy?"
The officer took a few steps back in embarrassment and stared at Blackbeard with great annoyance. He had never seen such a troublesome person before.
A law-abiding citizen of the empire? Blackbeard doesn't look like a law-abiding person! Moreover, he looks as weird as he is on his own. For such a tall man, riding a donkey that is not much bigger than a dog, this
What's going on?
There has been a turmoil in the Imperial City in recent days. Envoys from various countries in the mainland and special envoys from the church are having intense negotiations with the top officials of the empire. Therefore, the imperial capital has restricted the entry and exit of people in the past few days. Guys like Blackbeard who are full of evil spirits are absolutely not allowed.
Entering the city.
"Sir, you can't go in!" Several soldiers rushed up, and everyone stared at Blackbeard: "According to the order of the military department, the imperial capital has strictly prohibited all suspicious people from entering or exiting in recent days. You..."
Blackbeard's angry roar broke the tranquility of the morning. He beat his chest with his fist angrily, making a loud "dong-dong" sound like a drum. He roared loudly: "Fart! It smells bad! I feel like
Are you a suspicious person? You bastards, do your eyes grow in your buttholes? Do a man like me, who looks dignified and upright, look like a suspicious person?"
Putting his big black-haired face in front of the stunned officer, Blackbeard roared loudly: "Why am I suspicious? Say, how am I suspicious? How do I look like a bad person? If you can't tell me,
If you find anything suspicious, I'll beat you to death, you bastard!"
The poor officer was so angry that he was trembling all over. Just your words prove that you are not a good person!
Who among the truly good citizens dares to clamor at the gate of the imperial capital to beat to death the officer responsible for guarding the city gate?
More soldiers rushed up, and they drew their swords and pointed their spears at Blackbeard.
The black-bearded monster narrowed his eyes and punched the poor little donkey on the head with all his strength. He laughed mysteriously: "Wow, you want to fight me? You want to beat up a compliance person?"
A law-abiding citizen of the empire? I have the right to resist, right? Hahaha, you can’t close the door here and let the dogs out, can I let the donkeys out?”
The panting little donkey walked forward slowly. It raised its upper lip in an unusually evil way and smiled at the soldiers. This donkey had a row of unusually white, sharp teeth. Its teeth were particularly white and bright.
, can even reflect the faces of these soldiers. Between the teeth of this row of big teeth, a black muscle can be faintly seen.
It's not a piece of grass blade, but a muscle tendon. The muscle muscle is half a finger thick. This muscle tendon should come from some large animal.
Just when Blackbeard was clamoring to let the donkey go, the sound of heavy footsteps came, and a group of heavy infantry came to the door surrounded by Stan. Many soldiers guarding the city gate straightened their waists at the same time, and saluted Stan.
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"What's going on? If you're not doing serious business, why are you stopping people from entering the city?" Stann walked over quickly, glanced at Blackbeard with squinted eyes, and then scolded the unfortunate officer majestically.
stand up.
A layer of cold sweat immediately broke out on the officer's forehead. Stann was responsible for the defense of the entire imperial capital and surrounding provinces. He happened to be the immediate boss of the city gate army, but Stann was an imperial general. This officer and Stan
There was at least dozens of levels of difference between him and me. Faced with Stein's accusation, he couldn't even speak.
After muttering for a long time, the officer pointed to the black beard who was puffing away and stammered: "General... General, he is very suspicious!"
Blackbeard spread out his hands in grievance, his eyes widened, and he looked at Stein with a very innocent, naive, and kind-hearted look: "Your Excellency, your distinguished general, do I seem like a bad person?
What's suspicious about me? Is there anything suspicious about me? Can I complain to the military department about the abuse of power by the soldiers under your command?"
Stan scratched the back of his head with a headache. He looked at Blackbeard, looked him up and down for a long time, and then stared at the little gray barking donkey next to Blackbeard with a sullen face for a long, long time, and then nodded with a sad face.
Nodding: "You, there should be no suspicion. You can enter the city, but your donkey..."
Blackbeard picked up the poor little braying donkey. He stared at Stein with great seriousness: "This is an heirloom of my family. No one can touch a hair on it! The few acres of land in our family are all
Use it to plow the fields!"
The corner of Stan's mouth twitched violently for a few times. He stared at the little braying donkey. After a long time, he breathed out: "Take care of your donkey. Don't let it run around in the city and bray.
, bite people randomly!”
Blackbeard smiled brightly: "How is that possible? It's a donkey, not a dog!"
With a bright smile, Blackbeard strode into the city gate with the little barking donkey in his arms. He passed by Stan, and the little barking donkey stared at Stan with a sinister look.
At that moment, it suddenly murmured in a low voice: "Fuck you, uncle, am I a mad dog that bites people randomly?"
The donkey spoke very softly, and only Blackbeard and Stan heard what he said.
Blackbeard's smile became brighter and brighter. Stan's face twitched violently and he exhaled heavily.
About two hours after Blackbeard entered the city, when the sun completely evaporated the early morning fog, three huge boxes were unloaded from a cargo ship in the North City dock area of Belelli. These three boxes were filled with salted fish, and one
The porters randomly stuffed the three boxes into a warehouse in the dock area.
No one saw that in those three boxes, under the layers of salted fish, were three extremely gorgeous and huge coffins!
A strong evil aura emanated from the three coffins, and the salted fish were rapidly drying up, withering, and turning into ashes.
Blackbeard rode the little donkey to the Old Rooster Shop. He took out a passport issued by a small principality to the east of the Caesar Empire. It indicated that Blackbeard was a small principality under that small principality.
Hereditary Viscount.
In the name of this hereditary viscount, Blackbeard obtained a guest room in the Old Rooster Inn. Looking out from the floor-to-ceiling windows of his guest room, he could just see the golden palace where envoys from various countries and church envoys discussed matters with the high-level officials of the empire.
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The donkey was lying on all fours on the only bed in the guest room, panting heavily and humming.
"You need to lose weight, kid! I'm exhausted. Call me two girls with big breasts! I don't really care about race, as long as the breasts are big enough!"
The gloomy-looking black beard picked up the candlestick and hit the little braying donkey hard on the head. (To be continued)