Chapter five hundred and thirty fourth pure donkey
It is a simple and even a bit shabby house. The exterior wall of a small building is not decorated in any way, and it looks a bit shabby.
In the barn in the backyard, two skinny black horses were huddled in the corner, gnawing pitifully on their hooves. A donkey, not much bigger than a dog, lay lazily in the middle of the large barn. The black horses were originally used to feed themselves.
He spread the hay into a thick mat, and the donkey lay on it without feeling the coldness of the ground at all.
Burping hard, the donkey opened his eyelids slightly and glanced at the two black horses. The black horses shivered a few steps back, almost shrinking themselves into a meat ball. The donkey nodded with satisfaction and grunted softly.
Said: "Sure enough, violence is the best way to solve problems! Are you stupid enough to compete with me for territory?"
After snorting a few times, the donkey pouted and spat out a mouthful of spit.
With a 'snap', the saliva hit the two black horses' foreheads like stones from a trebuchet. The two black horses, who were almost fainting from hunger, rolled their eyes and fell to the ground in a daze.
The donkey curled his lips, flicked his tail slowly, and climbed up from the haystack in a sneaky manner.
Looking east and west, the donkey jumped out of the barn, twisted its butt and walked to the kitchen in the backyard. The sound of water came from the water room next to the kitchen, and there was a trace of saliva on the corner of the donkey's mouth.
It’s time to feast your eyes every day!
Sneaking outside the window of the water house, the donkey twisted its buttocks and raised its two front hooves on the window sill. Its little body just hung on the window, and it stared at the water house through the window crack.
I looked in. The water vapor was lingering in the water room, and several white bodies were washing their bodies with hot water. They were the maids of this family, and each of them fit the donkey's aesthetics!
The climate in the north of the Gallic Empire is cold, so the girls are much taller and stronger than those in the south, so they all have huge breasts and plump buttocks, and their two big white legs are even more attractive. Donkey saliva
Tick was lying on the window sill and watching the maid in the bath. Her body was moving forward in a strange way.
If you look carefully, you can find a fist-sized and half-foot-deep hole more than two feet below the window sill. This hole almost penetrates the wall, but no one usually pays attention to it, so this hole was not discovered.
exist.
"Beautiful, white, big, oh, great gods, let them fall in love with me!" The donkey moaned in a low voice: "I don't want to use violence to deal with beauties. Oh, such big breasts,
With such white breasts and such long legs, why do humans have to be racist? Don’t they think I’m more masculine and attractive than most men?”
While the donkey was doing some not-so-noble things here, there was suddenly an earth-shattering cry of death outside, and the fire suddenly lit up from all directions. The donkey jumped off the window sill with a backflip, and the ghost
He huddled in the corner furtively: "What's going on? What's going on? The church's magician found me? Damn it, it's not the magician? Then who is it?"
After looking around furtively for a while, he discovered that the commotion was coming from the street outside. The donkey breathed out heavily and patted his chest gently with his front hooves: "Okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's safe.
, safe! Damn it, who disturbed my pleasure? You must pay the price! You can only peek for a short time every day, how dare you disturb me at such a sacred moment!"
Jumping up angrily, the donkey turned into a black shadow and fled out of the house, running to the street outside.
Then Donkey's body suddenly stiffened, and his eyes stared blankly at the two groups of soldiers who were fighting on the spacious street. One group of soldiers wore dark black army uniforms, and a group of soldiers wore blue and white navy uniforms.
They were armed with all kinds of weapons and were fighting madly on the street without risking their lives. They were charging at random without any rules, waving their weapons without caring about their own life or death, just to leave a tragic wound on the opponent's body.
The moment the donkey rushed out of the alley, at least seven or eight soldiers were slashed in the body at the same time. The heavy weapons dragged large amounts of blood and sprayed out, with a "poof" sound sprayed all over the donkey's body.
The wounded soldiers let out weird, crazy laughter. They did not care about their own injuries and waved their weapons in the same pattern, slashing the person who had just wounded them with a knife.
In just a few breaths, three to four hundred people fell to the ground on this stretch of street. Blood was spilled all over the ground, and colorful internal organs were piled on the ground. There were cries and misery.
The howls and the sounds of cracking bones and flesh mixed together, it was like the legendary purgatory.
Donkey gasped. Even though he was not a kind person, he couldn't help but widen his eyes when he saw the tragic scene in front of him: "What's going on? What's going on? The dog bit the kennel and turned it upside down.
?Ouch, what the hell is going on? What a waste, what a waste you bastards!"
With a pitiful howl, an army soldier over two meters tall was pierced by a harpoon, and then a sailor's knife slashed across his neck, causing his head to fly high, carrying
A stream of blood flew up.
"What a waste!" The donkey pounced on it, his lips moved slightly, and the headless corpse that was still twitching violently suddenly disappeared without a trace. The donkey rushed into the alley across the road.
, the two rows of big white teeth were squirming violently, and the sound of 'click-click-click' kept coming from the mouth.
"Satisfied, how sweet it is! That stingy old guy only feeds me hay every day! This will cause malnutrition! Blood, meat, and fragrant internal organs can sustain my daily consumption! Oh, again
One is dead!"
The donkey ran forward with gleaming eyes, and no one could spot him wherever he passed. One by one, the killed soldiers suddenly disappeared out of thin air, but these soldiers were all confused by the medicine.
I didn't find anything weird here.
Soldiers who died in battle were devoured one after another, and a faint light of blood spurted out from the donkey's eyes. His body suddenly stopped, and the donkey jumped up angrily: "Asshole, it's the blood goblin bloodthirsty potion, and it passed by
Purified magic! Bastard, I ate too much, I..."
A strange fire mixed with purple, gold, black, and red started from the center of the donkey's eyebrows and gradually burned throughout his body. The donkey's body trembled slightly, and balls of blood continued to spurt out from his nostrils.
After about three or five breaths, the donkey breathed out a ball of hot air: "Assholes, these unlucky ghosts were drugged? That's why they became so crazy? Who was causing trouble behind the scenes? They almost let them go.
The pure me turned into a murderous maniac!"
Lifting his front hooves and gently wiping the cold sweat on his forehead, the donkey chirped: "Fortunately, I have strong self-control. Fortunately, I can resist this vicious medicine. Otherwise, if I also go crazy, the whole thing will be destroyed."
Dunerker is gone! Those magic sticks will definitely come to hunt me down. I’m not afraid of them, but they’ve delayed what Blackbeard told me..."
The black hairs all over his body stood up one by one. Donkey looked up to the sky and sighed: "It doesn't matter if I delay his affairs. If I kill that boy Lin Qi, well, I will be thrown into the soup pot. Those old guys are not talking about anything."
A reasonable person. Of course, this little guy Lin Qi is still very cute, and I don’t want anything to happen to him!”
There were rioting soldiers running around, with fire and sword shadows everywhere, and the donkey shook his head vigorously in confusion.
"Have the little cuties from the abyss come to the surface? The materials for the Blood Goblin's bloodthirsty potion are extinct on the ground. Only the abyss world can find enough materials to prepare this disgusting potion. You are so brave, in Dun'er
To do such a thing under the nose of the Cathedral, does he really have full confidence, or is he just too stupid?"
Several warriors carrying long swords rushed over angrily, ran past the donkey without saying a word, and struck a horseman with a sword fiercely as he ran past, waving his whip.
He tried his best to suppress the rioting dragoon. The half-armored dragoon howled miserably, and several long swords fell heavily, cutting him into pieces on the spot.
The donkey tilted his mouth and looked toward the sky calmly.
"What does this smell like? The song of the fallen soul? The twelfth level of hell! The holy secret technique of the Soul God Sect! Damn it, wasn't the Soul God Sect overthrown? Could it be that the corpse has been faked and brought back to life? Really?
Fun, so fun!”
A thrown corpse flew towards the donkey. He opened his mouth slightly and swallowed the corpse into his mouth.
"Use waste, reuse waste. I didn't take the initiative to kill or eat anyone. This proves that I have made great progress in cultivating my mind and character over the past ten thousand years! Oh, who did I see? Those little kids
What is this guy trying to do in such a sneaky way?"
Donkey suddenly grinned and saw the figures of Enzo, Vic and others.
Although Enzo and the others have changed their clothes and appearance, in the eyes of an old monster like Donkey who has existed for who knows how many years, Enzo and the others' body shape, smell and appearance cannot be concealed at all.
The donkey laughed strangely: "Blood flower? Oh, praise all busty goddesses, are you the one who caused this trouble? We haven't seen each other for several years. Boys, you are becoming more and more evil! Only I am
Still so pure and kind, I am just a cute little donkey!"
The donkey twisted its butt and chased Enzo and the others. A red-eyed soldier slashed the donkey with a knife, and then...
All the soldiers within a radius of 100 meters exploded into a mess at the same time. The donkey hummed a brisk nursery rhyme and followed Enzo triumphantly.