Yun Ye gritted his teeth and entered the palace. The reason for being summoned to the palace today was very strange! The emperor invited Yun Ye to see a newly painted picture of residual lotus. This was an unprecedented first time. He had asked Yun Ye to enter the palace before.
They are all simple and clear. For example, roll into the palace or roll over. It is rare for Yun Ye to walk in normally. As for the extremely polite words of inviting him to the palace to view paintings, Yun Ye saw Li Er's words to Yan.
The old man who recommended it has used it.
As soon as I entered the palace, I felt that the atmosphere was strange. Even the guards who searched me seemed to have stories in their eyes. They were so speechless that it made my scalp numb. Duan Hong walked like a ghost without even touching the ground. When he was approaching the Liangyi Palace,
, a woman in green clothes secretly poked her head out from behind the big tree to observe herself. There was nothing right in the palace. There were even a large group of crows croaking in the direction of the cold palace. The broken palace door didn't know how to oil it when it was opened.
It creaked like the door to hell was opening.
The sunshine outside was very good, but Li Er insisted on staying in the dark palace. When he saw Yun Ye coming in, he waved for him to come over. Yun Ye very much hoped that his eldest grandson would be there at this time. Li Er would be more or less ready to kill him later.
A place to turn for help.
"Come here, I won't eat you, why are you cowering?" Li Er roared a little angrily.
That's right. When Yun Ye heard Li Er getting angry, he felt that everything around him was right. I had nothing to do and why was I being so polite? It made people's hearts jump out and they thought they were going to be beheaded. Yun Ye
Cursing at Li Er, he slowly walked over. The little girl in green hid behind the curtain again. In front of Li Er lay a piece of "Picture of Broken Lotuses". The brushwork was childish. The ink painting of Yun Ye was divorced.
Shi has worked hard, so he can still tell the difference between good and bad.
Not only is the pen and ink not good, the rendering of shades is also not good, and the layout is not very reasonable. There is a broken lotus in the middle of the whole painting. Placing it in the middle is a stupid act and destroys the beauty of the whole painting.
"How do you like this painting?" Li Er asked, knocking on the table with his hand. Yun Ye keenly discovered that Li Er didn't care about the painting either. It was definitely not painted by him. With his narcissistic character, even if what he painted was just a mess.
Shit will also be proud of himself.
Yun Ye looked around for a long time, praising the layout of Liangyi Hall and several treasures on the table. He especially praised Li Er's teapot because Li Er had already played with it.
The pulp is dark and red.
"My teapot is precious. I know it. I'm asking you about this painting. What are you talking about?" Li Er himself was also surprised. As long as he talked to Yun Ye, he would get angry for no reason. Just slap Yun Ye on the back of the head.
A slap made him feel relieved. Thinking of Changsun saying that Yun Ye was very afraid of him now, he just resisted the urge to slap him.
"Your Majesty, let's talk about something else. This painting is not worth mentioning." Seeing Yun Ye say this, Li Er laughed dumbly, but the curtain was shaking violently, and he could tell. This painting is that of Xu Hui.
Made by women.
"Xu Hui, give up. Yun Ye is also a famous painter of tortoises. He said that if you don't draw well, then it means there is a flaw. You are still young. Just start from scratch."
Yun Ye shook his head and said: "Your Majesty, painting is not a profession that can be done well by hard work. Many times it requires talent. Anyway, I can't see where the talent is from this painting."
No matter what Yun Ye said, Xu Hui did not dare to rush out. Etiquette was still required. Yun Ye did not need to pay attention to etiquette when he was with elders such as Changsun, Yang Fei, and Yin Fei, but women like Xu Hui still had to avoid suspicion.
.
Li Er was stunned for a moment and said, "That's too harsh. She is only fifteen years old and there should be room for improvement."
It seems that Xu Hui is very favored, so she helps to speak, and she has the nerve to say that since she knows that she is only fifteen years old, she still brings trouble to her, what is this, she is disrespectful to her elders!
"Your Majesty, as long as you insist on soaking your teapot with tea every day and playing with it in your hands, until all the pulp has entered the teapot, and the tea scale inside has become thick enough, you can just pour water instead of tea leaves.
Drink the best tea."
Seeing that the curtain was still shaking, Li Er turned around and said impatiently: "Give me an evaluation and don't say anything else."
Talented women are born to be beaten. Yun Ye picked up his pen and wrote on the "Picture of Broken Lotuses": "The lotus leaves are withered by the frost, and the one-legged ghost wears a happy scarf."
Li Er didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He pondered the meaning of the word and then looked at the picture of the dead lotus. The dead lotus in the middle didn't look like a one-legged ghost wearing a happy scarf, so he couldn't help laughing.
Yun Ye finally figured it out. He didn't know how Xu Hui was so coquettish to Li Er and dragged him here to make her famous. His painting was so bad and he still had the nerve to be criticized. Li Er was probably too embarrassed to call her
Others, so they called me over to replenish their numbers. They have already entered the palace, so they can just play palace battles and move towards the ultimate goal of the queen. There is no need to play elegantly.
Li Er took Yun Ye away, leaving this sad place to Xu. Xu Hui looked at the painting on the table and carefully tasted the words left by Yun Ye. His face turned green for a while, and then turned green for a while.
white.
Li Er likes to go for a walk by Taiye Pond. He never cares about winter or summer. The Qujiang River is living water and does not freeze all year round. Taiye Pond is a pool of stagnant water. As long as the cold wind blows, the surface of the pond will freeze. In fact, it is
It is part of Chang'an City's water conservancy project. It stores water during the wet season and releases water during the dry season. It is similar to the function of a reservoir. Since it is winter, most of the water in Taiye Pool has been drained away, leaving only a shallow pool.
The part near the shore has frozen, and only a small piece of dark water is left in the middle. A few wild ducks that haven't had time to fly south are still swimming in the water, looking for food.
Yun Ye has always believed that the coldest time in Chang'an is not Sanjiu, but just the beginning of winter. At this time, people have not adapted to the severe cold of winter, so they feel very cold, especially when the cold wind by Taiye Pond whizzes into clothes.
, and after a while, Yun Ye was as cold as a turtle.
"Where has the anger of young people gone? I have been exhausted from fooling around all day. Can I trust you if I expect you to govern the country in the future?" Li Er scolded Yun Ye with his hands behind his back.
Yun Ye retracted his hands into his sleeves and shook his head like a wavy drum: "Weichen has no intention of helping to govern the country. He just plans to live out his life happily. There is nothing in the Tang Dynasty that requires Weichen to go."
Forget it, if you have one more of me, it won’t be too much, if you have one less of me, it won’t be too much, I just plan to be rich and prosperous under your wings for the rest of my life.”
"Is that true? Boy, if you want to end up rich and noble, it's not impossible. You're right. I feel like I'm of little use now. It's really boring to find enemies with a sword. The Tang Dynasty has passed.
It's time to expand. What's important is internal affairs. You must have a clear understanding of this. It's not that I don't pay attention to the military, but the focus of the Tang Dynasty is people's livelihood. It is inevitable that the military will be wronged.
During the Taiping years, having too many armies was a disaster, not a blessing. With soldiers and horses in hand, I wanted to quell or destroy someone, because the army itself is an unstable factor. I am the emperor on horseback, so I naturally know the soldiers.
What are you thinking about? Everyone wants merit, everyone wants wealth, but there are too few people to accommodate so many nobles who live on idle food. This is why I have reduced the number of nobles. It is not because they are the former emperor's subordinates.
Of course, my selfishness also exists in deposing their titles. It is better to depose them than to depose my old brothers.
The reason I am telling you these things is to tell those veterans that their wealth was earned with their lives, and I will not take it away for no reason. Now that the country has entered a period of relative peace, it is time to enjoy happiness.
Yes, you just need to bring my words to them."
Li Er's face was also flushed red by the cold wind, but his energy and energy were very good. Yun Ye always believed that as long as he had nothing to do and did not eat lead pellets or mercury pellets, he would never live for more than fifty years with his physical condition.
He will die at the age of 18.
"Your Majesty allows the veterans to enjoy the blessings, but why is he becoming more and more harsh on himself? He doesn't even light extra candles in the Liangyi Hall. I also heard that your Majesty's daily fencing time has been increased by half an hour, and your last meal is included in the diet.
You have eliminated your favorite braised pork and oily meat. Vegetarian dishes account for 80% of your daily meals. You no longer eat refined rice and white noodles, but start eating a variety of whole grains. Ordinary families in Chang'an City will not
That’s it.”
This is the reason why Yun Ye is in awe of Li Er. He started dieting right away, and he said that he started from the beginning. The food at each meal is indeed not as good as that of ordinary people's homes. This is a sign of great ambition. Seeing Li Er
As his big belly gradually disappeared, Yun Ye became even more afraid of him. God knows what determination he made.
"Hey, this is the price I have to pay to be the emperor. We are taking a road that no one has ever walked before. I want to go a long way, so I must work hard from now on. The ministers are starting to slack off. I am the emperor.
I cannot afford to slack off. I have to keep a close eye on this country and look at it until I close my eyes. It is a pity that immortality is ultimately empty, otherwise I really want to try it."
Yun Ye took out three jade tablets from his arms and gave them to Li Er and said: "Your Majesty, I accidentally discovered that these three jade tablets will have three patterns at the moment of sunset, one is the one-horned ghost king, and the other is the ghost king.
It's Yinglong, and the other is a mask with the words "Jidongzhimu" written on it. Hanzhe said that the mask should belong to Binmei Ren, and said that I am Binmei Ren, but Wei Chen thinks that as long as he peels off other people's faces,
It is pure nonsense to inherit that person's wisdom by wearing it on your face, so I have lost interest in these disgusting things. If your Majesty has one, then try to find the last jade tablet and see if you can find some immortality.