As the nobles poured into the Dongyang River, Pang Yuhai knelt down and bowed to Li Er. Li Zhi presented a wolf tooth arrow to his father. Fifty steps ahead, there was only a spark.
Swaying in the cold wind, Li Er habitually opened his bow and fired his arrows. Immediately, the emperor was different from the Taiping Emperor. The sound of strings was like thunder and the arrows were like shooting stars. The spark was extinguished in an instant. Just when everyone was surprised, the lamp went out.
Suddenly a large flame burst out, and dozens of fire dragons meandered on the river in the night. Wherever they went, the ice lanterns there would be instantly ignited, and bright lights suddenly shone on the river. It was as beautiful as a
A dream.
Li Ermi closed his eyes and enjoyed the cheers of all the people. The eldest grandson stood beside the emperor and accepted the bowing ceremony from the nobles. In front of Li Tai was the fattest panda. With a cheer, he drove the panda car to chase the winding fire dragons.
This was originally his design. The string coated with kerosene and sulfur can be ignited in the fastest time, and after burning, the string turns into fly ash, leaving the nobles with the image of a fire dragon burning out of thin air.
A plump panda must have strength. Yun Ye's bear cart, Changsun Chong's bear cart, Cheng Chumo, Li Zhi, Fang Yiai, Gao Yang, and even Sizi's bear cart all slid slowly beside Li Tai's bear cart.
However, the panda pulling Li Tai stopped instead, turned around and asked him for food with his mouth open. His tired look made Li Er burst into laughter, and the eldest grandson also bent down with laughter. Those noble ladies
He was laughing so hard that a good game turned into a big joke. Li Tai's face was as black as if it was stained with ink.
After taking a piece of cake from the sledge, the panda finally dragged the sledge slowly and satisfactorily. Whose words did the panda listen to the most? It was undoubtedly Sizi's. The panda dragging her had its limbs tightly clasped together.
He landed on the ground and ran forward as hard as he could. Worried that she would catch the cold, Li Tai specially put his big white bear skin cloak around Si Zi, and the whole person was wrapped into a big snow-white dumpling. His face was flushed and he shouted loudly.
Shouting to cheer for his panda, Sizi had a huge lead less than 500 meters away. Gao Yang's panda dragged her to a dark place. Gao Yang was so respectful that he kicked the panda's butt hard twice.
But when she saw that the leader was Si Zi, she became happy again. She jumped off the bear carriage and ran quickly on the ice. The nails under the soles of her shoes gripped the ice very tightly. She soon caught up with Si Zi and stood on the ice.
While cheering for Sizi loudly.
Yun Ye was disqualified from the competition because he cheated by using a bamboo pole to help the panda support the sledge. Chang Sun Chong chased closely behind him, making Li Er worried about Si Zi. But unfortunately, Chang Sun Chong's bear cart ran away.
When he turned a corner too fast, he accidentally overturned the car. He was thrown out and slid a long way on the ice. When he climbed back and turned the sledge over, all the nobles in Chang'an were cheering for Si Zi.
, because her bear car has broken through the ribbon and reached the destination first.
Si Zi was so happy that his usually pale little face was filled with blush. Sun Simiao came over with a smile to congratulate Princess Si Zi on her victory. However, he tested Si Zi's neck and wrist with his hand. He turned around and nodded to the emperor, saying it was okay. Li Er
Then she loudly announced that Princess Sizi had won. In her excitement, she actually gave her personal jade pendant to Sizi, the winner.
Du He won second place but attracted a lot of boos, so he had to hold his head and run away from the front of the crowd. Everyone knew that the other contestants were just playing with Si Zi and patting Si Zi's horses, and the effect was far worse.
It's better than taking a picture of Li Er himself. From how often Li Er keeps holding up an ice glass to drink grape wine with the surrounding big guys, you can tell that Li Er is in a great mood.
The advertisement of the panda car was very suitable. Those noble ladies all wanted to ride the panda car, so the elegant academy students appeared. When Pang Yuhai selected these students, he specifically stated that he did not want to be smart but only beautiful.
Yes, these students, whose clothes were very clean and starched, said in the most elegant language to the ladies who were blocking their daughters behind them: "It's natural for Madam to take a bear carriage. In order to host this lantern festival, the academy has specially prepared it."
The fifty bear carts are all free of charge. As long as you like it, the students will bring one to you. Sitting in the bear cart and watching these wonders of the world on a cold night will definitely be something you will never forget."
Their words are spoken softly and their smiles look very kind. Whether these beautiful students are looking at beautiful women or ugly women, their eyes are filled with the same admiration, which makes people feel good for them without even realizing it.
The silly pandas dragged the carriage over and rubbed their big heads against the skirts of the golden pigs, which made the ladies jump with joy. The young and elegant students arranged the ladies on the bear carriage, and they
Bowing and exiting, the etiquette was so complete that people were speechless. But, the problem came when we got in the car. The panda wouldn't leave. No matter how much we urged it, it wouldn't leave. It kept pushing its head up the lady's skirt.
Rub up.
Before the lady could get angry, the very polite student came over and slapped the panda twice on the head. When he found that the panda still looked dead, he awkwardly told the lady that if he wanted the panda to go away, he must first
Feed the panda. This guy is very naughty. He won’t eat anything other than the cake from the academy. He looks embarrassed when he talks about it. The cake in the academy is very expensive, especially Xu Yuan, who is evil, will provide it today and tomorrow.
The price of the cake was very high and I couldn’t afford it, otherwise we wouldn’t have taken the bear carriage. It would have been nice for the students to accompany the wife and the young lady for a walk on the ice.
Seeing that other people's pandas had begun to walk slowly after being fed cakes, the lady complained a little about the price of two silver coins for a piece of cake, but at the urging of her daughter, she still bought several pieces, and the panda slowly walked away.
As they walked away, the students followed them slowly, explaining to them the origins and stories of the ice lanterns. The lady looked at the lanterns in a daze, while the young lady peeked at the students and was fascinated.
"Brother Jintai, can you please stop serving the waiter's wife? The mother and daughter didn't even look at the lamp, they just stared at the little brother. They have already walked around twice, and the panda was panting from exhaustion. The silver coins earned
There are a lot of them, but I really want to vomit. We scholars..."
"We scholars must work for the welfare of the public. Whether more than two thousand brothers can eat pure braised pork next year depends on our brothers' performance tonight. We have always been polite and polite without being criticized.
, Brother, aren’t I also accompanying Mr. Han’s daughter? That girl weighs two hundred pounds. Brother, I not only have to talk and laugh, but I also have to help the panda push the cart. The hardships involved are really inhumane. I think of the juniors.
My brother, I don’t care if I have the pleasure of eating meat next year."
"From now on, I have given up on the young ladies and younger brothers of noble families. If I marry such a lady, even if I can be promoted to an official position, my life will definitely be worse than death in the future."
"Who told you to judge other people's daughters? Gentlemen don't care about other people's rights and wrongs. What we need is the money in their pockets. If people who go out of the academy still want to be like dragons and phoenixes, aren't you afraid that you will not be able to hold your head high among your colleagues?"
The academy is making a lot of money, and the children who are squeezing around in the crowd are also very busy. Compared with the evil ones in the academy, the cute little boys and girls are much cuter. The little ones cost five coppers each.
Bing Deng is indeed kind.
These children are purely ignorant, so they are fearless. A seven or eight-year-old girl with a double beard, standing in front of Li Er, must give an ice lamp to Li Er, thinking that it is dark and there is no light to illuminate it.
Inconveniently, Li Er happily took the little ice lantern and thanked the little girl, but found that the little girl did not leave. Just when he was surprised, Yun Yecong took out five copper coins from his pocket and handed them to the cute little girl.
Then he ran away happily and continued to look for the enemy.
"Is this what you advertise as poetry and courtesy to the world?" Li Er looked at the ice lantern in his hand and asked Yun Ye.
"Very good. She gave you the ice lantern out of good intentions. This is a gift. You give her five copper coins in return. This is also a gift. The little girl is strictly carrying out the courtesy of a gentleman. We all say that a drop of kindness should be repaid by a spring.
, you are just repaying the little girl a drop of water, what is wrong with this, not to mention that the friendship between gentlemen is as short as water. We cannot accept favors from others for no reason, so it is better to return the friendship immediately. From the Buddhist point of view,
Theoretically speaking, this is a drink and a peck. Favor is a kind of evil obstacle and must be removed quickly. Only in this way can we transcend things and follow Taoism..."
"Shut your stinky mouth, you have distorted the truth into something." Li Er already had the urge to beat someone up.
"Your Majesty, what Weichen means is that good intentions and good intentions need to be encouraged." Yun Ye hid far away and said the last sentence.
In front of him is the Dongyanghe Waterfall. Now there is a huge Buddha statue standing here. Dozens of eminent monks are chanting sutras continuously. Li Er listened carefully and heard that it turned out to be the "Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva's Original Vow Sutra", which is a sutra to pray for the deceased.
It was translated by Xuanzang himself, and it seems to contain the truth between heaven and earth. As soon as the noisy tourists arrive here, they will immediately calm down, burn a stick of incense, and leave in a hurry when the jade chime sounds. There are countless others behind.
People are waiting to burn incense.
Li Er looked at his hands behind his back for a while, said nothing, and continued walking forward with Yun Ye. No matter how calm he was, he couldn't remain calm when he saw the sculpture of Lao Tzu riding a bull. The statue of Lao Tzu, which was all white and full of ancient charm,
Qing Niu, who is sitting next to me, is cute and naive. Yuan Tiangang is telling the believers the "Tao Te Ching". He doesn't know if he is right or not. Anyway, Li Er has an indifferent expression on his face. He walks up and offers a stick of incense, expressing his respect for his ancestors.
I left with some more willpower, but Yuan Tiangang's voice behind him when he was preaching became louder and more solemn.
The Phoenix of the Tang Dynasty now looks like the Nanyuan Bird of Paradise, except that its body is many times bigger. The eldest grandson is sitting on a chair very narcissistically, and Lao Yan stands less than a foot in front of the queen to give him
The background of the portrait was the colorful phoenix. Li Er leaned behind Yan Lipen to take a look. He nodded and signaled the queen not to get up. He took Yun Ye and continued walking around. Tonight, he enjoyed the pleasure of tonight very much.