Chapter 50 The Fat Man Who Can't Be Underestimated
When Yun Ye left home in the morning, Xin Yue kissed her husband hard on the face and kissed her husband with her forehead for a long time. Finally, she said with emotion: "My husband looks really good today."
Martial."
Regardless of whether it is a lie or not, these words can make people happy all day long, so Yun Ye always smiles when he marshals the army to attack the enemy. He does not whip the soldier if he is in the wrong team, but just asks him to come out first.
After teaching his son how to stand in line, Yun Ye was happy when he saw the soldier's expression of wanting to commit suicide. How wonderful. Many of my soldiers in the army are father and son. Their combat power must be just right. Haven't you heard that saying, fight?
Tiger brothers, father and son go into battle!
After a day of drills, Yun Ye was exhausted even while sitting on the chair. Those military academies who were crawling around in the school grounds were even more miserable. Lai Chuanfeng supervised the recruits with a whip. They were not allowed to wear clothes in the winter, and they were holding a gun with their bare backs.
Setting wooden stakes with a mallet is a strenuous job that every recruit must go through. After entering the military camp, the first factor is to strengthen the muscles and bones.
I rode Wangcai home with my eyes half-closed. A fat man wearing a moon-white gown appeared in front of me. He stood in the middle of the road and shouted loudly that I opened this mountain and planted this tree, a robber slogan.
Liu Jinbao didn't move and didn't let the guards move. Yun Ye didn't recognize it at first glance, but after looking at it the second time, he became happy. Yun Ye now found that he had become much simpler, and a little happy thing could make him happy.
He had been happy for a long time. Especially when a guy who was much more handsome than him turned out to be a fat man, his heart immediately drifted to the clouds. That kind of happy mood was really not enough to show to outsiders.
"Xiao Ke, you are finally back. I miss you so much after not seeing you for three or four years. It seems that the water and soil of Wu land are good for raising people. Since your fiefdom was moved to Wu land, we have never seen each other again. You have become
You are strong. I didn’t say anything. I will call the brothers to support you tomorrow, so that everyone can see Wu Wangke’s style.”
Yun Ye happily took Li Ke's hand and shook it vigorously. He never thought that this guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes would also have such a day.
Li Ke took his hand out of Yun Ye's and said with a smile, "Where did you learn this bad habit? When you see the royal family, you like to hold people's hands and never let go. The name of "Yueren Song", do you think I am?"
I don’t know? When did you start to like men’s style? The fact that you and Qingque like "Yueren Song" has long been spread all over the country. See clearly, I am Li Ke, not Li Tai. "
It doesn't matter, as a nobleman, can he be called a nobleman if he doesn't have any romantic affairs? Can he be called a dandy if he doesn't do anything to humiliate his ancestors? Yun Ye has long forgotten about the "Yueren Song". Anyway, this is not the first time he has been embarrassed.
"I came back to Beijing this time to celebrate my mother's birthday. Xiao An and I are not here. Thank you for visiting her often and helping my mother build a big shed so that she can relieve her worries and help us two brothers.
I have done my best to show my filial piety, and my little brother is very grateful.
Yunye did not avoid this courtesy, and there was no need for it. He had done the work himself, and he should receive a courtesy from him, lest he always feel that he owed him a favor.
"I rode a horse from Wu County to the capital this time in order to lose weight. It was a dusty journey. We should have a feast tomorrow. I'm afraid it will be difficult for you to cook now. Why don't you get me a bowl tonight?
Noodles, I’m so hungry."
Yun Ye looked at the panting BMW under his crotch and asked worriedly: "How is the effect of losing weight?"
"God knows what happened. Instead of losing weight, I actually gained two pounds. My mother liked it very much. She thought I was too thin before."
"This is what my mother wants. She wishes her son would be as strong as a mountain. But then again, haven't you been fencing or riding horses in the past few years? How can you become so fat?"
“Yezi, you don’t understand, it’s better to be fatter, it’s better to be fatter...”
Concubine Yang's birthday was very low-key. Li Er, Changsun, and Concubine Yin all gave gifts, and Yun Ye also gave a gift. Unexpectedly, Li Ke pulled her over to accompany her.
There was no banquet, and Concubine Yang was entertaining guests in her greenhouse. Li Er didn't know where he went, but the eldest grandson came over. Li Tai also ran out from underground to eat and drink. Li Chengqian couldn't stay because of his status, so he gave gifts
Just left.
Concubine Yang proudly showed off her achievements to her eldest grandson and Concubine Yin. When she talked about her pride, she laughed heartily. This was different from the Concubine Yang that Yun Ye knew. It seemed that labor could indeed transform a person.
Yun Ye discovered strawberries. Unfortunately, they were wild strawberries. They were a little small, but they looked very tempting, especially when the weather was freezing. He looked down on the two brothers who were chewing cucumbers there and found a small bowl for himself.
After a while, he picked a bowl and washed it in the water tank. Before he started eating, Li Tai snatched it away and gave it to his mother.
Changsun took one and took a bite. Maybe the taste was more to his liking, so he invited Concubine Yang and Concubine Yin to eat together. Yun Ye glared at Li Tai. Among the wild strawberries, those were the ripe ones, and the rest were green.
, unable to eat.
"Kunlun purple melon, Li Ke picked one and started to eat it. Maybe his appetite was different from others. He was very satisfied with the eggplant. Yun Ye found a few watermelons, knocked them and shook his head regretfully. There was no one.
It's ripe and has already been picked.!
This year's winter has been relatively cold, and many bamboos have froze to death. The academy is now very worried. This will pose a problem for the pandas' food for next year. It is impossible for pandas not to eat bamboo.
Unexpectedly, Concubine Yang would actually grow bamboo in the greenhouse, and she planted a lot of it. There was a small wooden house in the small bamboo forest. Yun Ye wanted to take a look, but was slapped back by the eldest grandson, a thin little girl.
Walking out of the wooden house, he called his eldest grandson "mother" like a kitten.
It turned out to be Si Zi's boudoir, no wonder the eldest grandson would slap him. Yun Ye looked at Si Zi up and down with his hands behind his back. He was not bad, but very thin. Sun Simiao asked her to control her weight, hoping to reduce the burden on her heart.
This is a very shy little girl. Even though the people in front of her are very familiar relatives, she still rarely speaks. Unless the panda is hurt, she will never get angry.
This winter was too cold, so Li Er took her back to the palace from the academy. Unexpectedly, she lived in a greenhouse. Although it was warm here, it was also very humid. Suitable for plant growth but not necessarily suitable for human life. This is common sense.
, no one among the imperial doctors in the palace objected? Yun Ye's brows suddenly wrinkled.
Li Tai arched his shoulders and whispered to Yun Ye, "Do you think it's inappropriate to let Si Zi live in the greenhouse?"
"It's really inappropriate. It's too humid here. It's better to let her live in the palace to the north. As long as she pays attention to keeping warm, it's much better than here. This place belongs to plants. Concubine Yang can naturally cultivate her body and mind by working here, Si Zi
It’s different, it needs special care, especially more exposure to the sun.”
"Simple, with so many houses in the palace, Si Zi will always find a suitable one." Li Ke interjected,
The three people were talking. Yun Ye felt someone tugging on his sleeve. When he turned around, he found that Si Zi was standing behind him and said loudly: "Brother-in-law, the bamboo the pandas eat is freezing to death. What should I do? Here it is.
There is too little bamboo.”
"It doesn't matter, pandas can still eat meat. That guy might like to eat meat." Yun Ye answered irresponsibly.
Si Zi was obviously stunned for a moment. She was just weak in body but not bad in mind. On the contrary, she was very smart. When she heard that Yun Ye was perfunctory, tears immediately welled up in her eyes.
Yun Ye said helplessly: "What can I do? It's been very cold this winter. I heard that the Yellow River has frozen. Now the people running on the river are not boats, but sledges. Bamboo is not very cold-resistant in the first place.
There is nothing you can do about death, but there are still a lot of bamboos in Sichuan and a lot in Hanzhong. As long as you ask your brothers to find a way, they will definitely get you a lot of bamboos and ensure that all your pandas are hungry.
Until they die, we will feed the pandas meat and grain.
The eldest grandson was originally going to reprimand Yun Ye for not wasting money and people just for a few pandas. When he saw Si Zi's pleading eyes, he gritted his teeth and said, "Now we are looking for bamboo in Guanzhong. After the remaining bamboos in Guanzhong have been eaten, the queen will let the stewards of the inner palace
We are bringing bamboo back, so you can't let your brothers use civilian labor, that's not good."
Li Tai grabbed the girl's little hand and said: "It's a small thing, brother just has nothing to do these days, help you find bamboos, we are Tianhuang nobles, a few bamboos are not a big deal, there seems to be bamboos alive in brother's mansion,
I'll chop it down and feed it to the pandas tomorrow."
Seeing Li Tai's heroic words, Li Ke also came over and said: "My brother was eating noodles at Yun Ye's house two days ago. His bamboos are also growing well. Then we will cut them together. I saw that they are enough for pandas."
Several meals.”
Seeing that Si Zi became happy, Concubine Yang took pity on Si Zi and went to her main hall. Since Yun Ye said that Si Zi was not suitable for training here, it was better to take Si Zi and leave as soon as possible. If Si Zi came out
If there is a problem, Li Er will definitely become very crazy, and it will be bad if others are implicated.
It was already afternoon when Yun Ye came out of the palace, and Li Ke seemed to have something to say.
"Just say what you have to say. Don't hesitate. He will look uncomfortable. There is nothing else we can't say between us."
"Do you know why I became so fat?"
"I can't think of any reason other than eating it."
Li Ke's eyes suddenly shed tears and he choked and said: "You don't know, I was criticized for my fate, saying that I have the neck of a dragon and the shoulders of a phoenix, and then someone told me that as long as I eat fat, I can hide."
Overcome disaster."
Yun Ye looked into Li Ke's eyes and asked, "Do you want to become expensive?"
"No, I just want to live in peace for the rest of my life." Li Ke said firmly.
Yun Ye nodded, and finally understood why he met Yuan Shoucheng, and why only Li Ke came over for Concubine Yang's birthday, but Li An didn't come. It was too much. Li Er planned to let Yuan Shoucheng see what Li Ke was.
Indescribable value.
But the idea of getting fat is a great idea - ah, Yun Ye couldn't help but think of another fat man, Li Yuanxiang, and felt that fat people nowadays should not be underestimated.