"Brother, why do we dress like this? I don't like those dirty herdsmen. You'd better let me go back to Chang'an. Otherwise, it's good to go to Yuezhou. I heard that Xiao Wu is getting married to Di Renjie. I want to go and see it.
look."
"No, not now. Just because they are getting married, I won't allow you to cause trouble. This is a critical moment for the development of our Baishi Palace. You can't leave. Just be your goddess and wear the white gauze on you.
As beautiful as you are, everyone will kowtow to you when they see you. Isn’t that great?”
"I feel like we look like liars!"
"Who said we look like liars? We are liars. Standing on the plateau and looking around, Songtsen Gampo is not a liar. Ludongtsen is not a liar. Those masters who can fly to the sky and escape from the earth are not liars? Look again.
Below the plateau, Li Er deceived with ease, Yun Ye deceived like a fish in water, Taoist deceived with a smooth mouth, and the Buddhists deceived themselves into becoming Buddhas of thousands of families. If we brothers and sisters don't deceive these herdsmen and leaders, we will regret it later.
It's too late.
Han Zhe was persuading his sister in the blue sky and white clouds. He was a smart man. He read through the classics in the academy day and night and finally came to the conclusion that this is a false world, a world where liars are rampant.
The more prosperous the guy became, the bigger the bullshit he blew out, the greater his rights. Han Che finally summed up the vast sea of classics into a golden lie.
The word "liar" truly encompasses everything. There are rights, wealth, beauties, armies and honors in it. No wonder this is an era where swindlers are rampant. Do princes and generals have any kind of talent? I Hanzhe is blessed with the great fortune of heaven and earth.
Life, why can't you have a place in this world?
The first person to worship God King Hanzhe was Yun Ye. After hearing Hanzhe's life aspirations, he immediately drank three glasses of wine, put his hands on the table and shouted "God King Hanzhe" three times to show his respect.
, Wangcai also wanted to come over to pay homage to the newly minted God King, but Han Zhe drove him away with just a piece of fruit.
Books are like this, some people can read generous laments, some people can read lingering affection, some people can read great wisdom, some people can also read great conspiracies, and a madman like Han Zhe can read it between the lines.
According to Yun Ye's knowledge, there is another person who cannibalize people. He can read between the lines.
It doesn't matter if you read it out. What matters is that this person has enough ability, wisdom, and perseverance to accomplish this. Therefore, when Han Zhe expressed his ideal, Yun Ye knew clearly that Tubo would have another person with great powers.
It's so magical.
The top-notch luxury carriage produced by Yun's Carriage Factory was pulled by twelve snow-white horses across the plateau. The powerful Hercules guarded the carriage with a giant hammer. If anyone dared to question the correctness of the God King, the Hercules' giant
The hammer will fly over and smash the sinner into pieces. If anyone dares to show a little disrespect to the goddess, the strongman's giant hammer will also fly over.
Everyone in the world loves beautiful things, especially beauties. Pang Shier's unparalleled beauty, coupled with her extremely large eyes, which she has lived so comfortably in the academy for the past few years, make people know that she is not a mere mortal at a glance.
More and more people are following Hanzhe, and behind the long convoy are spontaneously followed the cavalrymen of more than a dozen tribes, including the Qumalai Tribe, the Doma Tribe, and the Sinoro Tribe and the Bomi Tribe, all led by the leader of the tribe himself.
Warriors accompanied the God King and Goddess on their missionary missions in Tibet.
It's so amazing. The leader of the Qumalai tribe was almost dead, and his legs were all rotten. It was the God King who personally sawed off the rotten legs for him, recited scriptures to him, and received the blessing from the Snow Mountain God.
Where did he get the life-saving medicine that brought him back to life? The leader personally experienced the pain of hell. His whole body itched so much that he wanted to peel off his own skin. As a result, the god king's potion pulled him back from hell and gave him
His new life, such honor, the leader spent his whole life to repay.
The Goddess was even more compassionate. She danced under the snow-capped mountains and prayed that the mountains would distribute the excess snow to the dry grasslands. After the dance, the Goddess of the Snow-capped Mountains was moved and shook her body, causing the snowflakes on her body to fall. In the end, she seemed unsure.
However, as a result, too many snowflakes were given, forming a large avalanche. The loud noise made by the Snow Mountain God when he twisted his body made all the herdsmen worship him. This was a real miracle, not something that could only be said in words.
The miraculous masters can't compare.
Other masters would only ask for cattle and sheep after performing the Nuo dance, but the God King and the Goddess would not. They would take out their own food and share it with everyone. The Goddess would tirelessly rub the heads of the herdsmen to pray for blessings.
The warriors killed the demon in Beishan, drove away the wolves in Muyangyuan Mountain, and brought back the head of the demon wolf king. The grassland under the snow-capped mountains has never been so peaceful as it is now.
Every ambitious person will have the opportunity to live in Baishi Palace for three days. During these three days, he will enjoy the most fragrant wine, the most delicious food, and sleep on a bed made of white jade while covered with the warmest quilt.
, but I am still a mortal, and still have the aura of mortal world, so I cannot touch those extremely beautiful and lovely women...
The mental anesthesia caused him to have countless hallucinations, and he spent three days in a row in his most beautiful fantasy, where he could fly freely, chase big-antlered deer on the green grass, and open his mouth under the fruit trees.
The sweet fruit falls into your mouth, and you can bury your head in the river flowing with honey and drink. There you are so free, with the snow-white lamb curled up in your arms, and the winged Pegasus playfully holding it.
The flowers in his mouth were thrown on his head...
Three days passed by in a hurry, and when I woke up, I was back in the human world. The fragrance of heaven was still on my clothes, the sweetness of honey was still in the corners of my mouth, and the aroma of wine splashed on heaven when I smelled the clothes was still strong.
So, they cried and stretched out their arms to the blue sky, wanting to return to heaven, but they did not get any answer. They were like orphans abandoned by heaven. When they were most helpless, the goddess rode a white yak away.
He came over, comforted these poor orphans softly, and finally took out a freshly picked peach from his arms and gave it to the lambs, and the taste of the peach was so familiar.
"Brother, the peach trees we transplanted from the Yun family don't bear many peaches this winter, but they are bigger and sweeter than the ones from the Yun family. Can you not give them to those fools and let us eat them ourselves?
"
"You can eat peaches as you wish. Our missionary work has just begun. We will do this a few more times. Eating peaches in winter is a miracle. Yun Ye didn't give us much gunpowder. Ask him for the formula."
If you prepare it yourself, that guy will die without telling you, and I won't use it to fight, so it won't threaten the Tang Dynasty. How stingy."
"Brother, Wu Mei is getting married, what kind of gift should we give her? Although I hated her when I was in the academy, she is the only one in the world who can be my rival. Why does that fool Di Renjie like that vixen Wu Mei?
I have a better figure than that vixen."
Pang Shi puffed up his chest and suddenly felt a little discouraged.
"Is what Yun Ye said true? Will we really be punished by heaven? Uncle Pang Zhun gave birth to several stupid children because he was ugly to begin with. Brother, didn't you find a beautiful woman to try?
Have a baby?"
Hanzhe hesitated for a moment and said to Pang Shier: "I met a very good woman in Lingzhou. Although she is a singer in a brothel, she is not bad. We have been together for a while, and maybe she is about to give birth now.
, Uncle Pang will be guarding there. When the time comes, Uncle Pang will not let that woman see his child. He will bring it back directly to me. If the child is smart, everything we do will make sense. Otherwise, what we are doing now
When the time comes, it will be easier for others."
"Who will take advantage of you?" Pang Shier asked strangely. He can only be a goddess for five years. After five years, his brother will allow him to live the life he wants. He will find another goddess again. Baishi Palace
The matter has nothing to do with her from now on. When her brother said that all these family properties will belong to others in the future, she was very curious as to who could be so lucky.
"It's very possible that it's a fat man or a little fat man. As long as he accepts me as his teacher, he will naturally inherit all this. However, he may not be willing to do so. His father has prejudices against us."
"The dates you eat for free are too big for the core. My brother is a great man of his generation. Not only he is good at both civil and military affairs, but he is also famous as a teacher. The White Stone Palace has existed since the mythical period. He is qualified enough to accept a prince. Please tell me,
Who is so ungrateful? "Pang Shier hated the former Baishi Palace, but no matter what kind of existence Baishi Palace is, it is also his home. He doesn't have to like it. If others look down on him, he has touched his own inverse scale.
.
"Yun Shou, Yun Ye's fat son. Judging from his appearance, this boy is destined to be rich and powerful. Although our Baishi Palace has a long history, his family background is not bad. Yushan Academy has half of his family. This is
Even the emperor recognized it, not to mention that his family also has Bai Yujing. Although he can't find it yet, with Yun Ye's wisdom, he will decipher the secret sooner or later. By then, our Baishi Palace will really be accessible.
I can’t stand other people’s discernment.”
When Pang Shier heard that it was Yun Ye's son, he immediately jumped up from the soft chair and said categorically: "No, I don't want to. Yun Ye is just a cunning fox. I think everything else the old guy said is just farting.
But I don’t think there’s anything wrong with what he said about Yun Ye being a charming person. Over the years I’ve been in the academy, I’ve finally figured it out. It’s hard to tell good from evil, good from bad. His personality is ever-changing to the extreme, and he can endure things that others can’t.
If you endure things, you can endure great hardships and enjoy great blessings. My little sister, I feel disgusted when I see his unfazed look. Baishi Palace is a beggar, but not the Yun family."