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Section 22 Not Funny Jokes

Putting aside the messy thoughts, Yun Ye buried himself in the study. Before starting his career as a farmer, he must organize the arithmetic textbooks in the academy. The basic arithmetic basics in elementary school have been written in the third part. He only needs to finish the fourth part in his hand.

, elementary arithmetic has a complete concept.

There is knowledge of mathematical symbols, as well as simple practical applications. Although Li Tai and others strongly opposed the idiotic behavior of asking when water can be drained out when one pipe fills water and the other pipe pumps water, they had no choice but to use Yun Ye's

Under high pressure, we had to carefully study when the water could be drained.

They didn’t want to leave a big zero on their exam papers. The exam-oriented education of later generations showed a strong deterrent effect in the Tang Dynasty.

It is now popular in Chang'an City to ask old friends when they meet: "How did your family's Erlang do in the exam?" This novel way of talking makes the parents of students who do well in the exam look arrogant, but they say humbly: "Generally speaking."

Generally speaking, third in the academy."

As for students who do not do well in the exam, going home once a month is like passing through the gates of hell, and their lives are filled with fear and no joy at all.

After writing the last word, Yun Ye put down the charcoal in his hand, wiped his face with a wet cloth, opened the door, and saw Lao Zhuang standing in front of the door with a horizontal knife in his hand, like a door god.

There is no way, if the old lady finds Yun Ye writing now, as long as it is daytime, she will close the door tightly, refuse visitors, sit in the rocking chair and guard the door personally, and after finishing writing, she will diligently clean up the study for her grandson, so that no one else can get his hands on it.

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As for the evening, Zhuang Santing, the most loyal person in the family, would appear. Over time, the servants and maids in the family would never step into the study yard unless there was something important. This change made the old woman very satisfied.

"Lao Zhuang, it's already midnight. Go and rest. I've finished writing tonight. You don't have to stay here all the time."

"Master Marquis, your important matter is important. I, the old man, have a strong body, so it won't be a problem if I lose two hours of sleep."

"Okay, just come and talk with me. I've been bored for two days and my body is almost rusty. Please relax and tell me how is your family? You just got married. It's true that you spend more time with your mother-in-law. It's okay.

What's the point of just guarding a study, don't make my mother-in-law complain." Yun Ye had a lot of resentment towards his grandma for turning the study into a White Tiger Festival Hall.

"My mother-in-law is from the country, with rough hands and feet. If it weren't for her good-natured body, I wouldn't have married her as a child. She dared to get involved in the affairs of the gentlemen. I can't beat her to death." Speaking of the mother-in-law,

Zhuang Santing looked like a Maitreya Buddha with a smile on his face. I heard that he was the daughter of a good family. He defeated many suitors with money and finally got the beauty. On the day of the wedding, Yun Ye went, and he was not blinded at this time.

The bad habit of hijab. The bride is wearing a bright red wedding dress. She has thick eyebrows, big eyes and a big mouth. She is a standard girl from Guanzhong. She is tall and strong and matches Lao Zhuang very well. She is just a little younger, only sixteen years old.

"Stop being so pretty. I don't know whether I should stand on the bench or kneel on the edge of the kang behind my back. Now I am here to pretend to be the boss." Yun Ye didn't believe that there would be such a strange thing as equality between an old man and a young woman.

"Really, Mr. Marquis, please don't mess with people. I, a man of great integrity, will be criticized by my mother-in-law? If you don't believe it, I will beat her up right now."

"Wait for a while, who asked you to beat your mother-in-law? Only a useless man beats his mother-in-law. It is better to live a good life at home than anything else." This is how the two hundred and fifty men in the army came to be. They cannot stand being provoked.

It explodes when excited.

The aunt came over from the Moon Gate carrying a food box. When she saw Yun Ye and Zhuang San stopped talking, she opened the food box and placed it on the stone table in the yard. She scooped out two bowls of porridge from the big bowl and took it out again.

There were two small plates with very few vegetables in them, and a small bowl of boiled broad beans in salt water. There was grape wine in the wine pot. Yun Ye had the habit of drinking a little before going to bed. This was a bad habit brought from later generations, but grandma thought it was

It's a good rule only for wealthy people.

He asked Zhuang Santing to sit across from him and poured him a glass. He also had a glass for himself. Zhuang Santing had long been familiar with Yun Ye's temper and was not polite. He drained the wine in one gulp and started to snore while holding the porridge bowl.

After drinking it down, the dish was not touched in one bite.

My aunt went into the study and was sorting out the manuscripts. Needless to say, she was sent by grandma.

"Lao Zhuang, how are the villagers doing now? Can they still have enough to eat?"

"Master Hou, all farmers in the world are the same. There is always not enough food to eat. This is strange. The poorer you are, the more you can eat. When I eat in the house, three bowls of rice are enough. At home,

If you don’t eat four bowls, you feel like you haven’t eaten, and I don’t know why.”

"There is no oil and water. You know, people can't just eat grains. They also need to eat meat, vegetables, various grains, and fruits. There are more kinds of food in the house. You can eat more vegetables."

, you will eat one less bite of food, and if you nibble one more fruit, you will also eat one less bite of food. Besides, the food in the house uses a lot of oil, so you will naturally be hungry. This is not something your family can match."

Yun Ye was very disappointed that Zhuang Santing avoided the actual living conditions of farmers and changed the topic with a joke of his own that was not funny.

Yun Ye has investigated and found that 90% of the people in Zhuangzi are in the stage of extreme poverty. That is to say, their families do not have enough food to sustain them for a year, and they have to rely on wild vegetables and fruits to survive the famine. If they want to rely on sideline farming, it is impossible to quickly make them

They escaped poverty.

Letting them raise chickens and pigs is increasing their burden of life. If people don't have enough to eat, what about other things? It's not that there are farmers who are still digging in the fields in the middle of the night. It's not that they don't have time during the day, but they are afraid of working.

His clothes were torn and he was naked, hiding from people and farming at night.

Yun Ye wanted to be a farmer only after hearing this joke.

The academy is very important. In Yun Ye's opinion, his dream must be realized by the academy. This is a place to cultivate high-end talents, which will flourish in the future. From that joke, Yun Ye knew that he had made a big mistake.

Wrong, institutions of higher learning without a popular base can only be short-lived.

This is putting shackles on one's own neck. There are obviously happy and carefree days, but you are asking for trouble. Since people have ambitions, they have to face pain. Everything is self-inflicted. But as a person who lives in a material world,

The self-esteem of a person in a prosperous era does not allow such a situation to occur in his territory, because it is a kind of blasphemy to people. Neither Yun Ye in later generations nor Yun Ye in the Tang Dynasty will allow such a joke to appear again

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It is said in the Buddhist scriptures: Just like a person in a forest of thorns, if he does not move, the pricks will not hurt him. If he does not have a delusional mind, he will always have the joy of silence. If his delusional mind moves for a while, he will be pricked by all things."

Looking up at the bright moon in the sky, Yun Ye remained silent for a long time. Zhuang Santing quietly got up and patrolled around. After cleaning up the study, the aunt saw her nephew in a daze, so she hid her body in the shadow of the eaves and looked worriedly.

, silently, she could feel that the whole yard was full of unwillingness.

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