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Chapter 25 The weirdo is here

When Cheng Yaojin left the palace, he met Yun Shou again. The fat boy was walking! He showed his teeth and claws, eating pears in his left hand and cakes in his right hand. He was eating arrogantly while walking. A group of young men in brocade clothes walked beside him dejectedly, but their brocade clothes were covered with stains.

In the dust, several young men had their golden crowns with pom-poms hanging crookedly on their heads. It looked like they had been taught a hard lesson by Yun Shou.

Behind him was a thin little girl with yellow hair, holding Yun Shou's schoolbag and following cautiously. Yun Shou walked too fast, so she could only trot to follow, not daring to take a step away from Yun Shou.

Cheng Yaojin and Niu Jinda laughed and didn't bother them, and left the palace directly from the main entrance.

A valley outside Chang'an City was full of camels. Many people had never seen so many Bactrian camels in their lives. Cheng Chumo was very happy. As long as the number of camels was enough, he would take this group of camels to serve in Beiting.

He knew from his father and uncle that Beiting was in danger now. Cheng Chumo's whole body got hot whenever he thought of the word danger. It was so damn enjoyable...

I can't stay here and watch the camels today. Di Renjie is getting married tomorrow, and he has to take Yun Ye's place at the Yun family to accept the gift. He must not make a mistake. He is happy because he has to apply makeup and powder tomorrow. This makes Cheng Chumo very worried.

The Yun family is very lively. Friends from all over the world gather at the Yun family to attend Xiao Wu's wedding tomorrow.

There were some very precious gifts, but the person who gave them could not be found. The concierge said that the people who gave the gifts were very strange. There were monks, Taoist priests, and barefoot walkers. A beggar with eyes full of shit took out a box from his arms.

Biyu handed it to the concierge and said it was a congratulatory gift, which almost frightened the concierge to death. Fortunately, Hanzhe came and made a mark on the door. Finally, these unsightly people could not be seen. However, Hanzhe let people go to Shan Ying's small house.

A banquet was arranged in the courtyard, and Shan Ying and I stayed in the small courtyard to entertain some unknown people.

After Mr. Li Gang heard about this, he also went to the small courtyard. Then the door of the small courtyard was tightly closed. Whatever he needed, Shan Ying directly called the second housekeeper Lao Zhao who was standing outside the door to ask for it.

He sent it over.

Mr. Li Gang was very energetic today. He was wearing a brocade dress with a floral pattern and the Chinese character "Shou". He was nestled in his car, sipping the grape wine in his cup, his eyes constantly scanning the guests in the room.

There is nothing much to say about the monk. He is just an ascetic, or a curly-haired monk. He has no beads, no monk's robes, and no signs of a monk on his body. But when he sits there, you will only think that he is a monk.

He could not have any other identity besides a monk. He was concentrating on dealing with a roast goose and ignored Li Gang's probing eyes.

The Taoist priest was the same, with a straw rope tied around his waist, a pair of broken shoes with exposed toes under his feet, a thorn in his head, and a sword beside him. Li Gang's eyebrows trembled when he saw the sword.

He immediately said to the Taoist priest: "Please lend me your sword and take a look."

The Taoist priest casually threw the sword over, Shan Ying caught it, glanced at the Taoist priest, and put the sword on Li Gang's lap. The Taoist priest picked up the wine pot and drank at the spout in a very ungraceful way, not knowing that the Yun family

How many bottles of strong liquor can he drink?

"Zhong Liquan, this is Bai Yujing, not your Kongtong Mountain. The name of Zhengyang Zhenren is not easy to use in Chang'an." Han Che, who was eating melon seeds, threw away the melon seeds in his hand and said sarcastically.

"I heard that the God King is now preaching in Tubo, but I don't know how many believers there are? Why not in Han?" the Taoist retorted.

"This sword is indeed a Han sword, but Zhongli Quan is a general of the Han Dynasty. I wonder how long he will live?" Mr. Li Gang smiled, put the sword back into the scabbard and handed it to Shan Ying, asking him to send it back.

With a bottle of wine, if you don’t teach your eyes to recognize the imperial capital, it is not easy to meet a true immortal who has attained Taoism. When will you return and be willing to follow me? Mr. Sir is so old and virtuous. Is it possible that you still can’t see through this world of mortals, so why not go back. "Before speaking, the Taoist priest sang a song.

(The poem here was indeed written by Zhongli of the Han Dynasty, and the following "Song of Pomi Zhengdao" is also from the mouth of Han Zhongli) "I am getting old, I am afraid that I will not be able to learn those profound ways, I just want to bury my bones in the academy in my heart.

""I am walking around the world just to give people a chance, but it is a pity that people in the world are stupid and don't know the way, so go and sleep, go and sleep." After saying this, he continued to drink, and did not answer Li Gang's words, which was rude.

pole.

Li Gang didn't care and turned his attention to an old farmer again. Before he could ask a question, the old farmer clasped his fists and said, "The old man is just a farmer, digging for food in the land. I heard that Bai Yujing's disciple came here specially to have a meal and dinner. Mo Xiao

, don’t laugh.”

This is a clumsy person. Since he didn't want to say it, Li Gang didn't care. He turned his eyes to the barefooted traveler, cupped his hands and said, "Disciple of Mo Zhai, the Mohist family has declined since the Qin Emperor. There is no such thing as heard of in eight hundred years."

How can an outstanding person hold on to his own ideas now? I heard that Tian Xiangzi has fallen on the shores of the North Sea, but I don’t know where the Mohist family will go? ""What we insist on is nothing more than universal love and non-aggression. What does Mo Zhai mean?

Well. My son, what's the point of their life and death and universal love if they don't attack? Nowadays, the world is prosperous, and the world has no need to attack. The Mohists only have universal love. I travel all over the world, only universal love."

Li Gang was shocked when he heard these words. He quickly stood up and bowed: "What Yushan Academy asks for is for the disciples of Yushan to love the world. Li Gang is not willing to respect the teacher as his teacher and seek the path of universal love."

The traveler looked at the brocade clothes on Li Gang and then at the banquet on the table. He shook his head and said, "The delicious food in brocade clothes is what the world wants. The white jade capital is the richest in the world. Gold is the plate and jade is the cup. The small courtyard looks like

It is ancient and simple. Every door and window is made of priceless exotic wood, and the rafters on the roof are the essence of the South China Sea. Here, the throat is full of gold, pearls and jade, and there is room for ascetics to preach.

Your Yushan Academy teaches the wisdom of the world and uses the world's ingenuity. Tall buildings appear in the sky. When you lower your head, you cannot see your heels, and when you raise your head, you cannot see the sky. It talks about all the advantages and disadvantages of the world, and uses the word clever, simple, rough.

The wind cannot blow into your Yushan Mountain. I only want to travel all over the world with my feet and tell everyone I see that the true meaning of universal love is just like the breeze blowing by, leaving no name but only a fragrance. At that time, the Mohist family

Become one with the world, Li Gang, can you tell which ones are Yushan and which ones are the Mohist family?"

Li Gang thought for a moment and bowed again to express his thanks: "I would like to learn from you!"

"Don't let the world know about the square of jasper I gave, otherwise it will bring disaster. I stole that square of jasper from the Queen Mother of the West. I heard that the owner of Bai Yujing is at the foot of the sacred mountain, training soldiers and horses every day. Queen Mother of the West asked me to ask, "Bai Yujing"

What do you want, Master Jing?" The old beggar opened his eyes, and his eyes, which were covered with goo, were as clear as a child's.

"My mentor led troops and horses across the Western Regions just to protect our country. Why did the Queen Mother of the West take responsibility?" The door was pushed open, Xiao Wu, dressed in red makeup, walked in holding a wooden tray. As soon as he entered the door, he heard the old beggar

When asked, I couldn't help but ask a rhetorical question.

The old beggar clapped his hands and said: "Bai Yujing is full of good talents, Bin Meiren (there is indeed such a person, if you are interested, you can search it on Baidu). Back then, he used his lips and tongue to travel around, but now the owner of Bai Yujing has actually begun to unite his troops to fight in all directions.

Zhu Rong burned millions of corpses in the east, and in the name of gold and iron in the south, and now in the north it is heard that he is hoarding stone fat water. What is he going to do? Isn't a million wronged souls enough for him to rebuild Bai Yujing? Those who use ghosts will suffer.

God's punishment, be careful, be careful."

Xiao Wu covered her mouth and chuckled, put down the wooden plate in her hand, which contained ten bowls of noodles. She picked it up with both hands, respectfully placed a bowl in front of everyone, and saluted: "Everyone has come from afar.

Bai Yujing did not dare to be rude, so the little girl made several bowls of noodles with her own hands and presented them to you. Please use them for the longevity of the elders and the blessing of the venerable ones."

The old farmer took the lead in picking up the noodles and smelled them and said to Xiao Wu: "What a good girl. This old man feels uncomfortable if he doesn't eat noodles for a day. This bowl of noodles is much better than the ones on the table, but the bowl is too small."

Some good girls, please ask your master for me, where do potatoes and corn come from? I had never heard of them before Zhenguan three years ago. I have been eating them for ten years without getting sick, and I even gave birth to two babies in the middle.

This baby looks like he is indeed a good farmer."

Xiao Wu smiled and thanked the old farmer, and replied: "Potatoes and corn were brought to the grandfather by the bearded man. Even the younger generation doesn't know about it. The master has never mentioned it. When the master comes home, the little girl will definitely ask the master. It's just that

Now that I have the answer, how can I report it to you?"

The old farmer smiled, took out a small bag of seeds from his arms and handed it to Xiao Wu and said: "No need to answer me, as long as you plant this bag of seeds in the next spring, your master will naturally know where to find me. If your master also

If you don’t know, forget it.”

After saying this, he started eating noodles, no matter what Xiao Wu said, he remained silent.

Seeing that Xiao Wu was unwilling to pay attention to him, the old beggar patted his thigh and said to the man in black sitting in the corner of the room: "Aren't you looking for a dwarf and a beauty? Now that the real owner is here, why don't you ask.

"

"Because there is no need to ask, they are already dead, and I have no intention of revenge, so don't say any more." The voice was very charming. It was a woman. Xiao Wu looked at the woman and suddenly said: "They are trapped on the snowy mountain.

There was nothing to eat, so the woman ate the man, and then the woman fell off the cliff."

The woman lifted her veil and ate the noodles slowly without answering Xiao Wu's words. The bowl was very small, so there were very few noodles, only a few mouthfuls. After the woman finished eating the noodles, she drank all the soup, and then

He picked up the bamboo hat and put it on his head and said to Xiao Wu: "I have a long way to go, so I won't send you out of the cabinet. In the future, I will take away one of your children." Then he walked past Xiao Wu, Shan Ying wanted to

The interception was stopped by Li Gang. Everyone watched the woman in black go out. She did not walk down the street, but walked straight into Qinling, very fast.


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