I admire him, I admire him. He is indeed the glorious Emperor Li. His acting skills are as good as those of Oscar-winning actors. The coarse linen clothes on his body express the emperor’s determination to endure the disaster together with the people of the world. His trembling voice makes people feel his inner sorrow from the heart.
, the ups and downs of chanting accompanied by the trombones that sounded from time to time sent the altar to pray for God's forgiveness into the sky. The prince in linen and straw sandals held a red lacquered wooden plate in his hand and knelt respectfully behind Li Er, curling his lips from time to time.
I knew that he was feeling sick because he was about to eat locusts, but for those who didn't know, I thought he was already twitching with sadness.
Yun Ye stood in the gauze tent, occasionally taking an egg-wrapped locust from the plate in his hand and throwing it into his mouth. He chewed the fried locust and watched excitedly as Li Er performed at a gathering of tens of thousands of people.
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He was not qualified to go to the group of ministers. There were five and six people in full costumes, and they were chanting some unknown rituals. The eldest grandson asked him to stay with the princes and princesses, and he was not allowed to go anywhere. He said that he dared to go to the Qinling Mountains again.
If he is a savage, send his whole family there.
I couldn't imagine what it would be like for the whole family to live in a tree hole, so I suppressed my desire to find someone to talk to, and just stood in the tent, eating locusts, and watching the show.
Li Er was staggering with sadness, his arms were stretched out toward the sky, and the wide sleeves of his robe swept past the corners of his eyes. Tears suddenly rolled down his face, and sad choking sounds could be heard among the ministers.
This is unreasonable. Even if the sleeves were soaked in ginger water, they would not be able to stimulate so many tears. Yun Ye tried it. At most, it would just make his eyes sore and rub them away. Li Er was able to bring out the artificial sadness in this moment.
It was so vivid that Yun Ye fell into admiration.
He reached for the plate and prepared to soothe his battered heart. Unexpectedly, he found it empty. He lowered his head and saw that it was gone. Damn it, there was a big plate of fried food when we left the palace. How many of them were left uneaten?
Looking up, he saw the pair of sharp eyes of the eldest grandson of Jing Chai, a commoner. His beautiful big eyes were filled with blazing anger. Looking around, he saw that Lanling, Ruyang, Li Tai and Li Ke were all there.
While chewing locusts, there was a crunching sound in the mouth, especially in Lanling. The whole locust was thrown into the mouth and the bones and tendons were broken in an instant. From time to time, the little pink tongue stretched out to lick the corners of the mouth, and there were still years.
The young prince and princess reached out to Yun Ye, but their mother held them tightly and refused to let them come.
It's over, this time I have offended all the concubines in the palace who can talk.
There was no room for explanation in front of the eldest grandson, and he didn't dare to explain. He quickly bent down and hunched his neck, pretending to be pitiful. He was underage and had no fucking human rights. Whose noble prince would be stuffed into a group of concubines?
Li Er is not afraid of causing some scandals?
I am also a seven-foot man. Now I should put on court clothes, put on a golden crown, hold a white jade gui in my hand, mix with the ministers and learn to recite sutras from Li Er, and don't have to face so many beautiful and hateful eyes.
Fortunately, while they were worshiping heaven, Changsun did not have an attack. He just shook his sleeves to show that he was angry and the consequences would be serious, so he returned to the chair and sat down.
"Brother Ye, this food is really delicious. Do you have any more?" Li Ke asked quietly.
"Yes, there are many more. I will make them for you when we get back. Eat as much as you want." Yun Ye said to Li Ke meaningfully, without caring about Concubine Yang's panic.
"I want it too," Lan Ling stretched out his hand and looked at the empty plate in Yun Ye's hand with regret.
"No problem, let's eat all these delicious foods and leave no one left." Yun Ye suddenly remembered that his grandma asked his sisters to herd pigs, and he began to worry about it.
After calling a eunuch and whispering some instructions, the eunuch looked at the queen, saw the eldest grandson nodded in agreement, and left in a hurry.
"What the hell are you doing? Although you like to fool around and be formless, you are unambiguous on major matters. I'm just going to see what you have in mind."
"Xiaochen remembered that the old lady at home asked Weichen brother and sister to herd pigs, so he prepared to repeat the same trick."
"effective?"
“Great results!”
"Then try it. If it doesn't work, you will understand the consequences of making random ideas." Changsun did not hesitate to betray her son and Li Er's child in order to help her husband tide over the difficulties.
"Sister" Yang Fei was very anxious. She didn't want her two sons to become locust-eating savages.
"Sister, there is no need to say it. It is a matter of life and death now. They are His Majesty's children, so they must be prepared to endure hardships. Being able to help their father is both a responsibility and an honor. I know you feel distressed, but this is just a small thing.
Is there any danger? I have eaten it a few days ago, and it tastes pretty good. You guys will also try it later." The eldest sister's authority was not just for words. She blocked Concubine Yang's plea with just one sentence, and even included herself.
Up.
After retching twice, Concubine Yang tightened her handkerchief and put it on her mouth, her face turning pale.
It was not just the concubines who knew the truth who turned pale, but also Li Tai.
"Got it? How did you figure it out? Don't tell me." Yun Ye poked Li Tai, who was pale and dumbfounded.
Li Tai whispered: "This is not a difficult problem. It is not difficult to understand the truth of the matter by using known conditions to speculate on the unknown. Do you really want to do this?"
"Nonsense, your father, your eldest brother, and your mother didn't eat it. You have to eat it for the sake of your Li family for generations to come. Besides, weren't you full of praise for what you ate just now?"
Li Tai stopped talking and looked at his father and elder brother through the gauze curtain.
There were several more low-pitched horns, and the fat trumpeter's cheeks were bulging like a toad. He tried his best to blow louder, so that the mortal's prayers could be sent farther.
After three glasses of wine to the sky and three glasses of wine to the ground, Li Er was so sad that he couldn't help himself. His voice was filled with regret, and he couldn't speak through tears as he exchanged words.
"If I make a mistake, the fault is mine. If God punishes me, please punish me and no one else. Now that the locusts are coming, let them devour my heart and liver and not eat the food of my people."
After speaking, he pushed away the wooden plate Li Chengqian was holding, grabbed two locusts from the ground and swallowed them alive.
All the officials and people in the place burst into tears. Among the generals, Yuchi, the idiot, grabbed a handful of locusts and stuffed them into his mouth. The green juice dripped down from the bites, which was extremely disgusting. The other courtiers who were about to swallow the locusts cursed in their hearts, "You fucking motherfucker"
The food tastes so disgusting, how can I swallow it?
I have to say that the ministers of the Tang Dynasty were reliable. It was disgusting, and the locust grabbed some of it and swallowed it in his mouth without any hesitation.
Yun Ye looked carefully and found that no one was cheating or cheating, they were all eating locusts honestly.
Grandma, is it easy to do it all for a little glory and wealth? I feel sick when I see the locusts. These pampered bosses didn't hesitate at all. It was like they had eaten a piece of snacks. Some of them even picked their teeth, looking like they were still unfinished.
appearance.
In comparison, Li Chengqian was pitiful. His face turned from white to yellow and then red again. He dropped the plate, grabbed a few locusts and swallowed them with his eyes closed.
Yun Ye secretly prayed for His Royal Highness in his heart, hoping that he would not spit it out.
Li Tai grabbed Yun Ye's sleeve and whispered: "Help me, I don't want to swallow locusts."
"Hmph! The country belongs to your Li family. Your majesty, prince, prince, and ministers have all eaten it. Why don't you eat it?"
Li Tai looked desperate: "I will eat the locusts you made. If you don't eat them raw, I will die."
Everyone was waiting for God's reaction. An old Taoist with white hair and white beard held a fly whisk in his hand and stood on an unknown star. He threw pieces of yellow paper high into the sky, and then sat down on the altar without saying a word.
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"It won't be over for half an hour. Now, Qingque, Ke'er, Ruyang, Lanling, and Hengshan, you are coming with your mother." The eldest grandson spoke, and a large basket of fried locusts was sent to the palace.
The eldest grandson carefully picked up one and put it in his mouth, chewed it for a few times and swallowed it. This made Li Ke, Lanling and the others very happy. They each grabbed a handful and ate it. It was delicious. It was wrapped in egg flour and tasted sweet.
It tastes crispy when chewed.
The concubines who had the opportunity to come out this time were all the concubines with children. The other concubines who did not have children did not take them with them. They ate without knowing it. Those who knew it, such as Concubine Yang, frowned and could not make up her mind, thinking that her mother was not feeling well. Li Ke went up
He took the locust from his mother's hand and said, "Concubine, are you feeling unwell? Although this food is delicious, it is too oily. If you don't like greasy food, let your child do it for you."
Under the strange gaze of Concubine Yang, Li Ke, who was born with a mysophobia, chewed locusts and ate them deliciously.
The eldest grandson is a good queen!
With many princes and princesses, the princes and ministers carried locusts on plates to eat.
Naturally, the minister burst into tears of gratitude. His stomach was feeling uncomfortable after swallowing locusts just now. The queen came to her in need of help. She hurriedly picked up the locusts from the plate and ate them with a look of intoxication on her face.
Yun Ye felt that he should run away, otherwise his life would be at risk when the ministers, princes, concubines, princes, and princesses present reacted! Li Er would definitely plant such a wonderful idea on his head.
Besides, no matter how beautiful a beauty is, she probably won't be any more beautiful if she vomits.
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