Yun Ye was sitting on the top of the Tai Chi Palace shrouded in lightning, coupled with the dark sky and the roaring thunder, making his voice so powerful that he was like an earthly god.
If I now pose like a giant bull and shout that twice, it will be completely perfect.
It's a pity that my legs are sore, my whole body is weak, and my crotch is still a little wet. Not to mention I can't stand up, I won't stand up even if I can. Is there any god with a wet crotch?
He felt regretful and punched his chest. Why are you pretending to be a god? Why are you pretending to be a god? Lightning was raging more than ten meters above his head, and the thunder was so loud that his ears were deafened. Especially when he recalled the probability of lightning rods protecting against lightning in later generations.
Ninety-seven percent of the cheating, how many people of the Heavenly Dynasty were buried in the legendary three percent, I won't be so unlucky, right? Yun Ye secretly prayed that Li Er's spear could function as a divine weapon.
Save your own life.
Seeing Yun Ye, who was as weak as a chicken in the thunder and lightning, Li Er felt an inexplicable feeling of love and pity. The situation Yun Ye faced at this time reminded him of Qingque being chased by the prince's hunting dog when he was a child, but he could not hold back from crying.
He was a little angry, a little touched, and a little humiliated by the situation. Looking at the powerful bosses of Shandong's wealthy families, the chill in his eyes became more and more intense.
Changsun Wuji, Fang Xuanling, and others never closed their mouths. Yuchi looked at the big iron spear with electric light and was puzzled. His Majesty himself has also used the spear, except that it is all made of iron.
There's nothing outstanding about it, so why can I just bless Mr. Yun to be safe?
Yu Wenshiji suddenly fell to the ground and shouted: "Your Majesty, the emperor's majesty is still there. Thunder cannot disturb you, lightning cannot increase. I congratulate your majesty."
Only then did all the ministers wake up from their fright, and immediately knelt down to worship Shan Hu. The guards, eunuchs, and maids outside the palace also paid homage. The sounds of congratulations for His Majesty filled the palace. Soon, they spread out of the palace gate and reached Zhuque Street.
, and then spread throughout Chang'an.
People follow blindly, especially congratulations like this for no reason. Yun Ye was riding on the ridge of the roof, riding high, so he could see far away. He saw all the citizens of Chang'an walking out of the city and looking at the palace. They were so happy that they seemed to only want
Their emperor was so powerful that he could drown all the locusts in his urine.
The rich man with the fifth surname had an earthy complexion. He knew that the matter was not the powerful one mentioned by Yu Wenshiji, but something else. However, he could not find any flaws. The boy who climbed up to the roof was trembling, and Lu Shou was lying on the rockery, panting.
, the lightning all over the sky, and the dull thunder seemed to be interested in Li Er's spear, but they turned a blind eye to the scourge climbing on the roof just around the corner.
Lu Shou squeezed out the last breath from his chest and shouted: "Oh my God! You are blind!"
Saying these words will completely send the five wealthy families to hell.
Slandering Cangtian? Especially doing this in front of Cangtian's son is just to make you feel uncomfortable. In addition, the civil and military officials of the whole court are trying to pull your pigtails, and they are worried that they will have nowhere to start. This time, we have all the witnesses and physical evidence.
Changsun Wuji smiled lewdly and asked the guards to capture these old men who disrespected God and slandered the royal family. The family heads, who were treated like guests wherever they went, did not resist and were captured obediently. No one looked at Lu Shou, who was lying on the rockery not knowing whether he was alive or dead.
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After everything was settled, the clouds cleared in the sky and the sun rose. The strange clouds did not drop a drop of rain. Yun Ye was very dissatisfied. Without rain, what could I use to cover up the fact that I wet my pants?
"Boy, what are you still doing on top? Get off now." Li Er shouted.
"I can't get off, my legs are weak!"
All the civil and military officials laughed loudly, and Li Er couldn't help laughing either.
Old fool Yuchi climbed up the ladder to the roof, picked up Yun Ye, and saw that the area where he was sitting was wet. Then he looked at his pants, and laughed like a convulsion. He took advantage of the opportunity to regain his breath and shouted loudly to everyone.
The minister said: "Hahaha, this kid was so scared that he wet his pants, hahaha."
The laughter that had just subsided suddenly became crazy again. Some were holding their stomachs, some were sliding down the wall, and some were wiping their noses and tears and laughing endlessly. Even the eunuch serving next to him opened his mouth.
Laughing loudly, the unsmiling palace maid who had been scolded by her eldest grandson also squatted on the ground holding the canopy winged screen and laughed.
The helpless Yun Ye was taken into Yuchi's hand and allowed to be displayed with them.
Just forget about the scene where I showed off my power just now.
Laughter is perhaps the most effective way to bring people closer together. Just now I was surprised by Yun Ye's magical ability, but now I just think it's just a nephew's nonsense. There is no surprise, only kindness.
"Yes, I just said it yesterday and you have done a great job, but you will be rewarded by the queen, so I don't care about it." Li Er glanced sideways at Yun Ye's wet crotch.
"What should I do with the 10,000 yuan that I have received?" Yun Ye only hoped that the emperor would not blackmail his money this time, and he still had to build a house. Lao Li had said this several times.
"That was the agreement they made before breaking the law. They will give you a lot of money. They peed their pants, and they are still thinking about your little money? This boy is born to want money rather than his life."
Follow Li Chengqian to his east palace to take a bath and change clothes, and at the same time capture Li Tai who is holding his nose next to him.
"Brother Ye, why aren't you afraid of thunder and lightning? Oh, of course you are afraid because you peed your pants. I mean, how do you know that father's iron spear will absorb the lightning?" Li Tai asked angrily, still refusing to cover his nose.
Take it off with your hand.
"Do I stink? If you cover your nose again, I will send you to the roof and be struck by lightning next time."
Li Tai quickly put down his hand. He was not afraid of his elder brother, but he was really afraid of Yun Ye. Last time, he just made Xiaoya cry. The next day, he was given a huge wooden bucket with a pointed bottom, which made him nervous to carry water.
It's better to die, and Li Ke is not that easy to trick, and he firmly disagrees with putting the bucket on his side. Strangely enough, there are fewer and fewer fools in the academy, and ordinary tricks no longer work.
Now, even Dasha Yuchi is beginning to be hard to fool.
Lying in the huge bathtub in the East Palace, Yun Ye buried his head in the water and took a bubble. When he came out, Li Chengqian was lying next to him. Opposite him, Li Tai was studying whether the body drained the water more, or whether the tub drained the water more.
It’s so fun to do it over and over again. This child is hopeless.
"Yezi, do you think we can survive this locust plague? Guanzhong is the foundation of my Li family. I feel that risking our foundation this time is not worth the gain."
"Do you know why your father was able to defeat countless enemies and eventually become an emperor?" Yun Ye asked him after taking a sip of grape wine.
"My father is naturally a man of great talent and strategy, how can we compare with him?" Li Chengqian admired his father very much.
"Some of these great talents and strategies are innate, but most of them come from acquired insights. Have you noticed that as long as there is a 70% chance of winning, your father will implement it immediately without any hesitation. In this world,
There is no such thing as a 100% certainty. If one day, you feel this way, then you must be more vigilant, because the danger is very close to you. When you knock beans and chip your teeth, don’t say anything about you.
What you are dealing with is such a terrifying creature like a human being. If you are absolutely sure, prove that this is probably wrong information given to you by your enemy so that you can relax your vigilance and he will attack you from unexpected places.
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Li Chengqian has always been kind to himself. If he can teach him a little, he will teach him a little. Whether he can realize it or not is his own business. He does not force it. Historically, he thought he had full confidence in rebellion, but who knew that he would fall into his father's trap early on?
Extricate yourself.
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