The forty-fourth verse is different, but people are similar
To talk about who is the person who can get the best group of young men in the world to work as cattle servants, the first person we need to introduce is Taoist Sun Simiao. He has no official or position, but he is highly respected. If he uses his official position to suppress them,
They will be tortured to death by a bunch of bastards, and none of them can find one or two people in their family who can speak loudly in the court.
Now the pampered young men, each carrying a bamboo basket and a medicine hoe, lined up and walked on the mountain road with difficulty. Sun Simiao walked at the end, urging the speed of the march from time to time.
Yuchi Dasha was the tallest, so he was the most conspicuous. The bamboo basket he was carrying was full of stuff. He seemed not to feel anything. He walked quickly in front, Huo Zhu tried his best to shake off his short legs and followed closely.
, he only has a small medicine hoe, and he swings it from time to time, as if he is practicing martial arts.
The team was widely spread out, and Meng Youtong stumbled in the middle. Qiangzi insisted on not letting himself fall behind. Taking medicine for three days every month gave him a certain understanding of ordinary medicine and the ability to prescribe medicine.
A few simple prescriptions cured his cold last time, which gave him a feeling of elation. He had already claimed to be a famous doctor, but some people still believed him. He went to the famous doctor Meng for treatment when he had a stomachache, but it turned out that if Lao Sun hadn't discovered it earlier,
, that life-and-death dilemma that was foolish and bold enough to reveal a long time ago.
After being beaten up, he followed Lao Sun to study obediently. The students in the academy still laughed at him for being stupid, saying that he would be fine if he slept in the solitary room for three days, yet he chose to be beaten by himself. What a bastard.
He was so cute, especially Duan Meng and Young Master Duan who laughed at him the most.
Duan Meng and Young Master Duan have fallen in love with this place since they came to the academy, not because they like reading, but because there is no psychological burden on bullying others here. Everyone has the same status, and no one will say that he is bullying others when he bullies others.
This is what is taboo. As a strong man from Chang'an, he always thinks that he is a righteous person. He likes to intervene when encountering injustices.
Last time, some scoundrels refused to pay their bills in the tavern. Master Duan took action, and several scoundrels suffered broken bones and tendons. The tavern was also ruined, but the young man behaved like a hero. After beating them, he picked up a jar from the cabinet.
The wine. While I was feeling happy, I drank it down with my neck raised. I also said good wine to the boss, and then walked away, leaving only the boss and his wife holding each other's arms and crying. Those scoundrels only owed ten cents for food.
The bottle of wine that Lao Duan drank cost three hundred yuan, not to mention that the shop was smashed to pieces.
When he first came here, his father had warned him to study honestly and not do any messy things. Otherwise, he would regret it. He had also heard about the names of several old masters. He knew that he was not to be trifled with, so he behaved for a few days. He discovered that
The academy is not as strict as expected, but rather loose. The final punishment is just to be locked up in a dark room for a few days. What's more? As long as you don't get slapped, it doesn't matter how many days you are locked up. It's not like I haven't been locked up by my father before. How much sleep is there?
As for the past, what are you afraid of?
The second son of the Liu family accidentally stepped on his foot while cooking. Before he could apologize, a fist as big as a casserole flew over and he fell unconscious. Yun Ye judged that he had a concussion, and Lao Sun judged that he had a head illness.
Liu Xian judged that thirty strokes from the board would mean four days of confinement.
The careless Duan Meng was convinced of the academy's punishment and decided to accept the punishment, even if it was thirty boards. He had suffered a lot from that thing, especially since the executioner was a master from Qianniu Guard. He was still in a dark room.
Forget it, sleep for four days.
Yun Ye very kindly advised him to make a new choice. Xiao Duan laughed and said that a man is a man of his word.
Yun Ye was speechless for such an idiot, and sincerely hoped that he could walk out of the house on his own.
Now the one who always smiles to everyone is Mr. Duan. In just four days, the black room turned a notorious prodigal son into a sheep. When he came out of it, he could not even speak and could only walk a few steps on the ground.
I took a fall and am still in the recovery period.
Li Tai has always believed that a wise man works with his heart, and a fool works with his strength. Now he has a bit of Yun Ye's style. He can lie down without sitting down, and can use his brain to solve problems without using strength, so he has a pair of sliding poles, leisurely and leisurely.
Sitting on it, taking a nap for a while, urging the bearer to speed up from time to time, not caring about the happiness of the person carrying the pole below.
There is no power game in the academy. This is a minefield. Once touched, you will be kicked out without mercy. There is no monetary transaction. If you find out, you will be kicked out. Each person only has a meal ticket of 500 yuan. From the prince
There are no exceptions for accompanying students.
But the academy absolutely does not prohibit using intelligence to make one's life better. There is no shortage of fools in the world, such as the two people carrying the sliding pole.
Li Tai said that it could lift itself up, and he bet 200 yuan in meal tickets. Immediately, some idiots tried it. After pulling his own hair countless times, he found that this was absolutely impossible. Even the one with the strength of an ox
Neither could Yuchi. Yuchi got angry and wanted to make a bet with Li Tai, but Huo Biao made an excuse and pulled him away.
Li Tai is a little pity, but there are so many stupid people, and there are smart people who limit the conditions. It must be their own strength. Others cannot touch Li Tai. After agreeing on the conditions, the bet begins. Li Tai does not want their meal tickets, and only needs to follow.
After collecting the herbs, Daochang Sun just used the sliding pole to lift himself back up. He also specially selected four big and round ones for easy replacement. In full view of everyone, Li Tai hung a rope on the horizontal bar, tied one end to his waist and the other to his hands.
, lifted himself up easily...
After yawning and stretching his waist, Li Tai turned to look at the yellow rat that had been following him around. This guy had gained a few pounds now and was not as wretched as when he first met him.
Now it is placed on the outermost edge by Liu Xian. If there is a wolf or a tiger accidentally, the chinchilla can also serve as a warning for everyone to prepare. As for whether the chinchilla will be picked up by a wolf or a tiger, Liu Xian does not care.
It is within the scope of Mr. Xian’s consideration.
The yellow mouse is now full of fear of the academy. This fear has gone deep into his bones. The last time he dug a hole, he thought it would be flawless. Who knows, he worked so hard to drill a hole underground, while others could easily do knowledge on the ground.
, and even used him as a living example to teach, and exposed his nakedness to the public. At that moment, he even wanted to die. What kind of people are these? More than once, the yellow squirrel raised its head to pray to the sky, hoping
God is merciful and allows him to leave this horrible place. The woman selling glutinous rice wine appeared in his dreams more than once.
He didn't dare to escape. Even if Liu Xian let him go to Blue Mountain to find jade by himself last time, he didn't dare to have the slightest intention of escaping alone. He always felt that there was a pair of eyes watching him. He wanted to work hard to impress these devils.
, hoping to be pardoned, he wandered around the mountains for half a month and finally relied on years of experience to find a large enough jade stone, which is now the table where the gentlemen eat.
He has no intention of running away now, and the academy has not treated him badly. Just the day before yesterday, he actually received a salary, which is enough money. Although the gentlemen each have six dollars, he only has one money, but he is ecstatic
, I know that I can't compete with the gentlemen. Whoever stands up will be an official in the future. How can I, a tomb robber, compare with others?
The accountant had a bad attitude. He put money in a new linen bag and threw it over without even counting it. Then he asked him to press his fingerprints. My God, I have pressed countless fingerprints in my life, but not once because I was receiving money. I pressed them carefully.
After finishing, for fear of staining the account book, he stood aside and watched how the gentlemen received the money. Each gentleman brought a servant, and the servant carried the money. The gentleman picked up the brush and just drew a few casually. The accounting gentleman nodded and bowed.
The gentleman sent it out, but when he turned around, he shouted angrily and told the yellow rat to get out.
The yellow squirrel was wading through the grass on the roadside while imitating his husband's handwriting. He thought the way his husband wrote was very beautiful, and then he blushed when he thought about the way he pressed his fingerprints. The other day, he heard the college administrator say that he would have a day off tomorrow?
Weasel doesn't understand what a vacation is. When you look at the gentlemen on vacation, they either drive an ox cart and take their families to Chang'an for a tour, or they call a few familiar companions, hire a small boat, and float on the Dongyang River for a day, while reading
Reciting poems, painting, etc., this is the way to survive, this is the way to survive! If you can live like this for a day, the yellow mouse feels that it is worth dying immediately.
The three hundred coins under the ghost willow do not worry him as much as before, but he is always worried about the money buried in the academy room. He has to dig it out every day, count it, have fun, and then bury it carefully.
Get up, maybe it would be a good idea to use the money you have to buy a hairpin for the woman in Xinfeng Market tomorrow during your vacation.
The waterfall arrived, and a small stream of white water washed over the bluestone below, splashing crystal water droplets. The sweltering heat had already drained the students of their last vestiges of patience. When they saw the water rushing down like a swarm, some hid their heads in the water.
Yes, some people jumped in with a plop and rolled in the water. The cool water of the stream immediately drove away the sultry heat. No one drank a lot of raw water. This is a forbidden rule of the academy. If you don't want to be locked up, you'd better not do it.
Because of this, people who came out of the academy never drank raw water. They soaked their own water bottles in the stream to freeze. Yuchi held up a fire stick and jumped under the waterfall. The water column as thick as a bucket hit his head.
Let the two guys fall down screaming.
When the two people carrying the sliding pole saw the stream, they had long forgotten that there was another person on the sliding pole. They threw it on the ground and jumped into the water. Li Tai, who was rubbing his waist, groaned and climbed out of the sliding pole without getting angry.
I took off my underwear twice and jumped into the water with my big buttocks, causing a huge splash.
Liu Xian stood on the highest rock, never letting go of the bow and arrow in his hand. The other guards also dispersed the cordon far away. Old Sun lit a small fire with pine branches, and the boy next to him carried back a small fire from upstream.
A pot of clean water was placed on the fire. After a while, the water boiled. He took out a bamboo tube from his backpack and unplugged it. Lao Sun put his nose on it, took a deep breath, and was intoxicated. He took it out again.
He carefully picked out some tea leaves from three bamboo cups and distributed them evenly among the three cups. He ordered Tong'er to bring one cup to Liu Xian and another cup to the yellow rat who was soaking his feet alone downstream.
The yellow mouse was so flattered that he burst into tears while holding the cup. This was the tea given by Master Sun. He regarded himself as a human being. He was not even a student, so he gave it to Liu Xian and himself. He didn't care about scalding it. He smelled it and the aroma was fragrant.
, it was indeed fairy tea. I drank up the tea in one sip, then took out the tea leaves inside, chewed them carefully, and slowly savored the aftertaste...
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