Yun Ye returned to Yushan City in a majestic carriage with his servants. After arranging the food and accommodation for those people, he went to the palace to visit the emperor.
Li Er got a handful of tiger skins from somewhere and sat on it, with one leg on the chair. He looked more like a mountain king than an emperor. What he drank today was not health soup, but wine or strong liquor.
When Li Er saw Yun Ye coming in, he opened his mouth and asked, "Are you here to intercede for that traitor?"
Yun Ye shook his head and said: "I entered the palace today, fought with Dugu for three hundred rounds, and finally rescued more than four hundred of your loyal servants for Your Majesty!"
Li Er exclaimed: "Didn't they kill them all?"
Yun Ye sat on another animal skin chair next to him and said with a smile: "It's just a misunderstanding. You leave the palace to the prince. Naturally, the prince has the final say there. But what should I do if there are more than 400 servants who don't obey the command?"
?We had no choice but to send Hei Teochang to drive them away with heavy blows, who knows we won’t be able to defeat them!”
Hearing what Yun Ye said, Li Er laughed proudly, threw a bottle of wine to Yun Ye and said with a smile: "Those servants are all selected by me, and they are also top-notch generals in the military formation.
Hei Te Changzhi is naturally no match for someone with thousands of weapons."
Yun Ye took the opportunity to say: "Yes, that's why that bastard used firearms. Look outside, it's a sunny day when wheat is being grouted. The sky is dry. At this time of year, the palace is busy pouring water on the roof to prevent fires.
If firearms are used at this time, it will be strange if Tai Chi Palace and Wude Palace can be saved."
Li Er didn't seem to hear Yun Ye's excuse, but asked with interest: "You can't defeat Dugu Mou, what did you use to attack the palace and defeat Cheng Qian and Dugu Mou?"
Yun Ye looked around and saw no one else. Then he smiled and said: "Zui!"
"I thought you would call the generals, summon the Lingnan Navy, recruit your old troops, and finally pull the Yushan City defenders to attack Chang'an City, capture the traitor and Dugu Mou, and leave them to me. Hum, now it turns out that
It’s because people’s hearts are not as old as they used to be!”
Yun Ye grinned and said: "Wei Chen thought the same way at first. We have already thought of the attack method. We will attack Chang'an City on a hot day. After sealing the city gate, we will naturally use kerosene bombs as the vanguard. First, we will attack the entire city.
Then use gunpowder bombs to bombard the city gate. You don’t have to enter the city. You only need to guard the city gate and block it with powerful crossbows. It will take less than three days. Chang’an City is another royal city. After killing everyone, the ministers will come back.
Your Majesty can kill the nine tribes."
Li Er laughed loudly, pointed to the Chang'an city defense map on the table and said to Yun Ye: "We, the monarch and my ministers, thought of going together. It was only after I left Chang'an City that I discovered that Chang'an City's defenses were full of loopholes. It is not easy to break through them."
It's difficult.
If I were to attack Chang'an, I would first occupy Longshouyuan, go all the way south to blockade Luoyang, go all the way north to control the Jinghe River, and then conquer Chang'an with lightning speed, capture the traitor, and use it to command the world, and then send a large number of envoys
, make friends from far away and attack close by, and work together to defeat differences, so that Guanzhong can be quickly pacified..."
"Wei Chen disagrees. Now that we have firearms, it is easy to break through the city gates. Speed is the key. To break through the gates, we must first pacify Heluo..."
"Nonsense! Guanzhong is the best place..."
"No, when it comes to wealth, Yuezhou, Guangzhou, Yangzhou, and Yizhou are all inferior to Chang'an and Luoyang. If you capture Guanzhong, you will only become the leader..."
"When I started the rebellion, I marched into Chang'an..."
"That was your time. Now Guanzhong is actually useless. The material poverty on the grassland is not enough to build a foundation. The western regions are remote and can only be used as bandits. Guangzhou is too far away. Yuezhou, Zhuozhou and Zhaozhou are the best places to start an uprising.
Places like Jinyang are not as good as these places. If the Yueyang uprising occurs, all we need to do is control the Yangtze River...
The eldest grandson came out several times and saw that their monarchs and ministers were plotting rebellion. They were very happy with their plans. He shook his head with a dark face and returned to the harem. Seeing that it was noon, he saw that their monarchs and ministers were still talking about it. The most important thing was that the two of them were talking.
Everyone is drinking.
I couldn't help it anymore, so I tried to persuade him: "Rebellion does not happen overnight. Your Majesty, even if you two want to rebel, it is not too late to have lunch first, and then start plotting the world."
Li Er felt that today's conversation was extremely enjoyable, so he threw away the wine bottle in his hand, pushed a bowl of noodles sent by the palace maid to Yun Ye, and picked up the big bowl and ate it very comfortably.
This is Li Er. He doesn't like peace at all. What he likes is the past of fighting and iron horses. He doesn't even like the throne. He prefers to put himself in the position of a rebel. In fact, during the difficult years of rebellion,
This is the time he misses the most.
Yun Ye held the rice bowl and secretly looked at Li Er who was devouring his food. As long as he talked about rebellion, his spirit was very strong. Only then did Yun Ye vaguely think that his generous Zen position this time was not because of his own persuasion.
, but because he is tired of the throne and his power has long reached its peak. A life without pursuit and goal is his life and death enemy.
After dinner, the monarch and his ministers once again started their rebellion, but this time Yun Ye became a loyal minister and helped the Li family defend the world, while Li Er, a traitor, roared all over the world, raised troops from the Taihang Mountains, and continued to lead his own rebels.
Struggling through the dense dragnet set up by Yun Ye, he refused to admit defeat even if he was forced by Yun Ye to enter the mountains and become a bandit...
"I'll take a nap, and we'll continue after I get up. Don't think that everything will be fine if you force me into the mountains. This is the time for me to lurk and wait for the right time..."
Before he finished speaking, the exhausted Li Er leaned on the tiger skin chair and fell asleep. The eldest grandson gave Yun Ye an angry look and asked the chamberlain to carry Li Er to the inner hall to rest. After a while, Li Er was settled.
The eldest grandson came out again and said to Yun Ye worriedly: "Your Majesty's spirit is getting worse and worse. You should not talk about these nerve-wracking things."
Yun Ye shook his head and said: "If you don't say anything, His Majesty's life will be even more boring. Look at him. To find a panda to pull a cart, you have to find the strongest and most fierce one. If there is a small flaw in Cheng Qian, Your Majesty's life will be even more boring."
The counterattack will be swift and decisive.
As long as your majesty is no longer the emperor, his second identity will appear, that is, the invincible commander-in-chief. In fact, your majesty seems to prefer this identity. The minister even thought that if there was a war in the Tang Dynasty, he might be the first.
Wear your armor and go to fight, no one can persuade you."
"My great Tang generals are like clouds, and my counselors are like rain..."
"This is what your Majesty is most dissatisfied with about Datang..."
After talking to the eldest grandson, he no longer waited for Li Er to wake up. Who knew how long he would sleep until Wang Cai was already calling outside. After Yun Ye said goodbye, he took Wang Cai for a walk along the Dongyang River.
The Dongyang River is still full of boats, but there are much less than in the past. The main reason is that the academy is in retreat and the review of papers has not been completed. The people wandering on the river now are the family members of Mr. Academy.
Xu Jingzong was lying under a weeping willow. Under him was a square of white felt. The felt was filled with fruits, water and wine. The most interesting thing was that a small iron bucket actually contained ice. The black porcelain jar must have contained the most delicious ice.
With good grape wine, two orchids with deep eye sockets were charmingly wrapped around his body. One was feeding him wine, and the other was beating his legs. Their white hair and red face looked extremely chic and elegant.
This thing is hard to see in Chang'an now, mainly because there is no one in the Western Regions. The Silk Road on land has become extremely difficult because of the lack of supply points, so grape wine cannot be transported in. Nowadays, the existing grape wine is
Produced by the Beiting Protectorate, Gaochang now not only produces cotton, but also grape wine. As for kerosene, it is basically smuggling. The imperial court no longer allows private ownership of kerosene mining rights. This is why He Shao promoted the birth of "Business Law".
One of the prices paid.
Yun Ye wanted to go around it, but Wangcai took a fancy to the fruits there. He walked over and flipped an orchid on top of Xu Jingzong, and then started to bite the vegetables and melons on the jade plate as if no one was watching.
Xu Jingzong sighed and said, "You have raised this horse as an ancestor."
Yun Ye smiled and said: "Whatever it does, just think it's me. We've already become brothers."
"You won't take advantage of my concubine, but this guy will. By the way, they were blowing trumpets and mobilizing the army yesterday. What happened? I only heard that Taiji Palace and Wude Palace were not careful.
There was a fire? Tell me why."
Yun Ye seldom hid anything from Xu Jingzong. Since they were allies, sometimes it was best not to hide things. Guessing was the most likely to cause trouble, so he told Xu Jingzong everything about yesterday's incident.
"This is your Majesty's fault. Since the palace has been handed over to the prince, there is nothing wrong for the prince to clean up the palace. He left those servants without taking them away because he had bad intentions. When something happened, your majesty took the black tooth to Chang.
It is inappropriate to have a whole family poisoned to death with a gap. This is not what a proud person should do."
Yun Ye found a golden apricot from Wangcai's mouth and said while eating it: "You know, your Majesty and I rebelled on the sand table for a whole day today. At first we rebelled together, and found that rebellion was not difficult. Later, Your Majesty
He asked me to defend him from rebelling. We fought on the sand table in darkness, with no light from the sun or the moon. I finally forced your majesty, the leader of the rebellion, into the Taihang Mountains, but your majesty said that this was when he was tempted and patiently waited for the right time. I was very worried about this.
A word!"
Xu Jingzong took the wine jar and took a big sip. He held the cold wine jar and said worriedly: "When gods fight, mortals suffer. I hope your majesty just wants to have a good time on the sand table, otherwise the world will really be in chaos.
, everyone's good life has come to an end, I am no longer willing to ride a horse and follow the army to fight. When people are old, they should enjoy happiness!"
Yun Ye shook his head and said: "It's not that serious. I think His Majesty is looking for ways to prevent rebellion from happening, so I work hard on the sand table!"
Xu Jingzong rolled his eyes and said: "If you have the ability, just give it a try. Your Majesty, this is a piece of old ginger. The older it gets, the more spicy it becomes. You see, there must be many people participating in the rebellion these days. You have been tested. What's next?"
It must be Chang Sun Chong and Dugu Mou. As for Li Jing, they have long since ceased and been forgotten by the world..."