With a wine gourd in my waist, I walked on the bluestone road, listening to the chirping of insects one after another. I opened my clothes and felt the heat from my body being taken away by the cool evening breeze. The setting sun disappeared, leaving only a patch of orange sky on the top of the mountain.
Slowly walking into the mountain pass, the trees on both sides of the road became taller and denser. Liu Jinbao flew up and kicked a big tree. He only heard a roar from the big tree and countless birds flew up and screamed.
Hovering in the sky.
Yun Ye also found a tree and kicked it, but the tree didn't move at all. The soles of his feet were shaken and hurt. Yun Ye pointed at the big tree and said to Liu Jinbao and the others: "I could kick it when I was young, but now at my age
If it’s too big, it won’t work.”
Knowing that the head of the family was in a bad temper today, the gray-bearded Liu Jinbao raised his thumb and boasted to the young generals about his father-in-law's heroic deeds of knocking down a big tree. It sounded obviously unreasonable, and all the generals actually
If you believe it, you should hold your fist and ask the head of the family for his skills in kicking trees.
This is not a compliment, this is the love given to him by his family. Yun Ye knows that as long as he is unhappy, everyone from Xin Yue to the servants will try their best to make him happy. It was not obvious when he was young. This trend becomes more and more as he gets older.
It became increasingly obvious that he was not old enough to be coaxed, but Yun Ye enjoyed these vulgar flatteries very much.
When Huang Shu saw Yun Ye coming, he happily came out to greet him. He opened a bathroom specially reserved for Yun Ye, pulled out the stopper and poured water in.
After the yellow squirrel pulled out the stopper, he mysteriously brought in a delicate plate from the outside. Yun Ye almost jumped up with joy when he saw what was on the plate. He hadn't smoked in decades and thought he had forgotten it.
Who knew that when I saw the roasted golden tobacco leaves, I would feel itchy all over my body.
Why are you so polite? The one-inch wide and three-inch long piece of paper looked so cute at this moment. I grabbed a piece of tobacco leaf and crushed it in my hand. I picked out the tobacco stem and carefully put it aside. These things were chopped into pieces.
I can still smoke. God knows how many tobacco trees those tobacco leaves were planted by the chinchilla.
After sprinkled with tobacco leaves, the small piece of paper skillfully turned into a small trumpet in his hand. After rubbing it skillfully a few times, he stuck out his tongue and glued the corners together, and a standard trumpet appeared in his hand.
After lighting it, he took a strong breath, but was choked by the strong smoke and coughed violently. It was so heartbreaking. Liu Jinbao was so frightened that he rushed in to take a look and did not go out because he saw the father-in-law vomiting clouds.
The fog seems very comfortable.
You don't need to be polite in front of the father-in-law. When Liu Jinbao saw that the yellow rat had just rubbed one, he immediately grabbed it and lit it like the father-in-law. He still coughed and almost died from the first mouthful. But after he slowly got used to it,
I thought it was very impressive to do this, especially when the father-in-law soaked his body in the clear water and puffed out smoke with his head exposed. It was simply mysterious.
A trumpet was finished. Yun Ye shook his slightly dizzy head and said with a smile: "I haven't seen this thing for many years, and today my wish has been fulfilled. I have been thinking about this thing in my dreams many times, yellow mouse, this is for you.
How many seeds have become, I almost forgot about it, so I told you how to do it."
The yellow squirrel opened the back window of the bathroom with a smile. Yun Ye looked up and saw, well, more than an acre of land in the backyard was covered with rows of tobacco. This made Yun Ye smile. It was enough for him to smoke for many years.
"My lord, when I started smoking, I choked a lot, but slowly I began to appreciate the secrets, especially after having a meal, I felt like a living god."
Yun Ye smiled and said to the yellow mouse: "This is not a good thing to prolong life. In fact, it is something harmful to the heart and lungs. But, people are like this. They know it is harmful, but they still can't resist the temptation. For the sake of temporary comfort, who can
Let’s take care of it later.”
The yellow rat took a puff of tobacco, exhaled a thick stream of light blue smoke and laughed: "That's it. I was worried at first, but as I smoked, I couldn't do without this thing. Now I don't smoke every once in a while.
I feel uncomfortable all over."
"This thing is addictive. Once you get into it, it will be difficult to quit. Your father-in-law and I made up our minds at least a dozen times to quit this thing. As a result, I smoked more than before. But then I stopped smoking.
I have to smoke it to forget it. I know why your father-in-law is so greedy? Most of the reason lies in this thing. Without it, I always feel like something is missing, so I have to keep scratching my mouth and tell you
You guys, just don’t smoke, and once you do, don’t regret it, hahaha.”
Yun Ye was extremely proud. This was the gift given to him in this era, a great gift!
He was so excited about smoking that he had long forgotten that he wanted to ask Xiao Wu something. Yun Ye did not mention it, but Huang Shu took the initiative and said to Yun Ye: "My lord, my little master has hollowed out a mountain. You don't know.
Under the guidance of Mr. Academy, their progress was astonishing. Depending on the shape of the mountain and the direction of the rock layers, they managed to open an underground palace between two rocks. It was very spectacular. There was an underground river in the underground palace, and the mountain was also very spectacular.
It is suitable for making an underground palace. The top is a shell of rock, and the bottom is also rock. In the middle of the two rocks is a large layer of gravel. As long as the layer of gravel is removed, hundreds of strong beams and columns are erected in the underground palace, and the entire underground palace is
The prototype has been built, and I heard that the young master also asked for crystals from Daomen and agate from Hanzhe, saying that he wanted to decorate the place.
Gongshu Jia also risked his life to help him, because the little master promised to allocate a side hall to Gongshu Jia after it was completed in the future. I didn’t understand what the little master was doing. Since you didn’t stop me, I tried my best to help the little master dig the hole.
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Yun Ye extinguished the second loudspeaker and said: "Let her go. The Li family are wild and untamable, and their desire to kill has not changed. I don't need to worry about them anymore. I am killing people myself.
Don't blame others for helping them kill, as helping them have a hundred years of peace is based on years of friendship."
Now that he understood the entire incident, Yun Ye stopped interfering. He found that no matter how hard he tried to change history, the development of things was still stubbornly running towards the original track, so he would not do those unnecessary things now.
Make great efforts, be completely open-minded, and just let nature take its course.
My whole body was rubbed by the squirrel like a roasted red prawn. Sitting in the steam room, drinking ice-cold grape wine, chatting with my parents, and talking about strange mountain spirits and sea monsters. There is no greater joy in life than this.
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When Yun Ye was lying under the moon wearing big underwear and smoking a cigarette, he was suddenly slapped on the back of the head. Yun Ye's anger immediately increased. When he jumped up and planned to retaliate, he discovered that Li Er
Wearing all black, he stood behind him like a ghost. It was obvious that the slap was given by Li Er.
It was very difficult for Li Er to stand. Yun Ye quickly gave him his seat and quickly went to put on his clothes. Since Li Er was here, his eldest grandson must also be nearby.
Huang Shu very skillfully brought the cigarette plate to Li Er, and rolled the trumpet flatteringly, leaving only the final step of gluing it with saliva. Li Er took it and glued it skillfully, and put it on Huang Shu's fire fold to light it.
, the feeling of puffing away the clouds is very pleasant.
"Your Majesty, this thing is heartbreaking. You are not suitable to smoke this thing." Yun Ye said to Li Er carefully.
"What are you doing living for such a long time? Don't call me Your Majesty in the future. Your Majesty is in the palace, and only Li Shimin is here." Li Er didn't seem to be in a good mood either.
"I heard that you had a bad day today? You look like you have no future. Since you plan to save people, don't waste time. Stamp that Zhou Xing in your house with a knife, and then go to the magistrate's court to take the person out. How about you a little
As soon as you worry about the emperor's face, things will change immediately. Boy, being unreasonable is the way to survive. If your thoughts and actions are within the range of others' expectations, you will not be far from your own defeat."
Li Er is like a philosopher at this time, especially when he sucks on the trumpet.
Yun Ye looked around and saw no eldest grandson, no Concubine Yang or Concubine Yin. Just as he was about to ask, Li Er continued: "We are just idle people. This pond is very nice. The Queen likes to bathe here."
, Hehe, I don’t know what’s wrong with her, I guess she just wants to gain some popularity, she’s in the pond, I’m waiting for her.”
Yun Ye carefully handed over the grape wine. Li Er took a sip and then poured it away. He said angrily: "Take the one with ice fish and warm water soup to fool me?"
Yun Ye had no choice but to add ice fish to his wine glass and then fill it with wine. Li Er shook the wine glass and said, "Do you think it's weird that I'm here waiting for the queen and the others to take a bath?
I feel strange myself, I just don’t want to be alone. After all, I am old and can no longer resist the invasion of the past. Now King Xi and Prince Yin always appear in my dreams.
It's strange. I always hope that Wang Shichong and Dou Jiande will show up. I'm not afraid of those people, but I feel completely uncomfortable sitting with Prince Xi Wangyin. Tell me, what's the reason?"
Yun Ye thought for a while and said: "They have one thing in common. They are all defeated by His Majesty. Whether it is on the battlefield or in court battles, they are losers, so there is no need for Your Majesty to worry. You are just not used to the coldness now."
, it will get better slowly, do you still remember the last deck of cards played by the Supreme Emperor in Zhaoyang Palace?"
Li Er nodded to show that he remembered, and Yun Ye smiled and said: "That's right, you don't deserve a good night's sleep. The Supreme Emperor once said before his death: "I only need a handful of mud." After saying this,
In just a few words, the Supreme Emperor has passed away. You are here and helped the Supreme Emperor make a handful of big three yuan. The Supreme Emperor's request has been met. What else do you have to worry about?"
Li Er looked up at Yun Ye and asked seriously: "Really?"
"It's fake! I said it to ease your mind, but you can take it as true. Who can tell clearly what is true and false in this world? Just be a little confused."
"It's rare to be confused? What a good idea. We just live too clearly, so we suffer, so we smoke and live in a muddle. What a great idea!"
Li Er laughed, took a long puff of cigarette, and then took a sip of wine, and the smile on his face became vivid.