As I get older, I will easily get back pain if I eat old things all the time. Xin Yue will also lose her temper. She will get under the quilt with Li Anlan, and Xin Yue will point her nose at her and scold her. It feels like she is being caught and raped in bed.
At this time, the man had to either be honest and obedient, or become angry. Yun Ye decisively chose to become angry. He pressed Xin Yue on the edge of the bed and slapped her twice on the buttocks, and then led Li Anlan, who was fully clothed, to show off.
He went away and left her alone to lose her temper in the house. According to her, that was her house.
Xiao Wu stood beside his master in a handsome manner without saying a word, just grinning stupidly. It must be said that this child looks bright and charming even when he smiles stupidly.
"I know your Bai Yujing has been built, so there is no need to be so proud. Bai Yujing is in the sky, and it is the bright moon. Do you understand the bright moon? Let me tell you a truth. Only distance units, such as dimensions and miles, are used for short distances.
, if the distance is long, it needs to be expressed in another unit of length, which is time multiplied by speed. For example, the distance traveled by light in one year is called a light year.
Now your master is not only old, but also has a high official position. He can talk nonsense as he wants. Just think that I am talking nonsense, and you just listen to it in confusion. This is a little story between our master and apprentice.
It is said that when you move forward faster than the speed of light, the whole world will be very different. Do you know how fast light can run? It cannot be expressed in the blink of an eye, in a flash, or in an instant. Since our main science is arithmetic, it must be
There is a definite number. As far as I know, if you divide half an hour into 3,600 parts, the distance traveled by light in one part of time is 600,000 miles. Master can guarantee that he is
Correct, unless your speed exceeds this limit, you will not be able to see Bai Yujing."
Xiao Wu was still smiling and didn't care at all about Yun Ye's strange stories. He took out a silk picture from his sleeve and said with a smile: "What you said is of course correct. I can just use it as my future goal, but first
Look at our Bai Yujing."
Yun Ye took one look at it and threw the silk picture aside with disdain and said: "I'm so angry that I built a few houses in a mountain nest and dug a few caves and thought it was Bai Yujing. It's too far off."
Yun Ye stretched out his hand and rubbed Xiao Wu's head and said: "When will the little girl's temper change? Seeing that your child is getting married. Why are you still just playing with yourself? Little Tiger's marriage
Why don't you worry? Liu Zhengwu has come to me to complain five or six times. How old do you plan to ask others to help you raise your daughter?"
Xiao Wu didn't bother to straighten his messy hair and hurriedly chased the silk painting that was blown away by the wind. After finally catching up, he hid it in his arms and said angrily to Yun Ye: "I don't like his daughter.
He is tall and tall. He is tall but not clever. Little Tiger is the eldest son and grandson of the Di family. He is not only clever but also good-looking. If he marries a stupid woman, I, the mother-in-law, will be pissed to death.
"
Yun Ye smiled and said: "Then tell me, whose daughter do you like? Little Tiger told me clearly that he likes the daughter of Liu Zhengwu's family. Your son's temperament is very similar to yours, and he has the ability.
You break them up and show them to me, be careful if they elope in a rage, your reputation as a wicked mother-in-law will be ruined."
"He dares!" Xiao Wu's eyebrows immediately stood up. The judge of Yushan Academy was quite powerful.
"Why don't you dare? The little tiger has an official position, and they don't care about Di Renjie's earl title. What else can you do to him? Then apply for external transfer. Do you think Liu Zhengwu can't find a good position for his son-in-law?
I know what you are thinking. You grew up at home and became a teacher in Yushan Academy when you became an adult. All your life you have dealt with the elites of the Tang Dynasty. It is not strange to look down on the stupid girls of the Liu family. Do you like
Smart people, but little tigers don’t like them. People are willing to find an honest and honest wife to stay with for the rest of their lives.
In my opinion, Little Tiger's idea is right. To marry a wife, you must marry someone stupid. Look at Di Renjie's sad face all day long. There is no fun at all. He is not being controlled by you.
The little tiger sees all this, so he insists on marrying an honest wife. Our children are all as smart as monkeys, and it may not be easy for you to hold them in your hands.
When you married He Lan to Shou'er, you thought you had a plan. In fact, you have already taken a liking to her. He Lan is actually not a domineering person. Over the years, you have helped Yan Rong take care of the house properly.
Concubine, your life is more comfortable than other mistresses. The tricks you taught Helan don't work. Master found that he was wrong. He taught you a lot of messy things. Why didn't he teach you well?
Love others deeply. According to Bai Yujing's words, your IQ is superior but your EQ is very low. Silly girl, wisdom is useless in dealing with emotions. Sometimes some stupid methods can make people move.
"
"Smart people naturally know how to deal with feelings. If you can't handle it well, you are not a smart person!" Xiao Wu retorted to his master in a rare retort. After all, wisdom is a strength that she has always been proud of.
"Huh? This is a question for me, but as far as Master knows, wisdom has a sharp edge and can easily hurt people. The advanced form of wisdom is Lian Da! Or Huo Da, look at Master Yan, look at Li Gang
Sir, look at your master and me. We are both open-minded. I was caught in bed by your master just now. Do you know how I got rid of it? I became angry and embarrassed. This is a stupid method, but it is very effective. A wise man is always there.
Use the right method at the right time to get out of trouble."
When Xiao Wu heard what the master said, he fell down laughing. How could she not know about the situation at home? Ever since Li Anlan entered the mansion, the master's wife had been guarding Li Anlan like a thief. The master and Li Anlan were both worried.
The teacher's wife couldn't use her identity in front of Li Anlan, so she behaved confidently.
Seeing Xiao Wu start to laugh, Yun Ye chuckled and said: "The relationship between husband and wife is like this. There is no reason to talk about it, and it is not a place to be reasonable. You are so beautiful that you are miserable, and you are so smart that no one has ever done it before or since.
Finding a husband for you made me very worried, Master. I couldn’t bear to send Xiaojie into the mouth of your tiger, but I couldn’t find another scapegoat. Finally, looking at the Tang Dynasty, only Xiaojie can still be with you.
I jumped up and down in front of you a few times, so I facilitated this marriage. Over the years, I have seen you singing and singing and living a comfortable life. Master is happy for you from the bottom of his heart.
But in the past few years, you have been obsessed with the so-called Bai Yujing, and you want to establish a clear sect and become a grandmaster. Girl, this is not what you pursue. A master is born naturally when you have a deep foundation. Back then, Mr. Yuan Zhang
I have experienced enlightenment, and I have also experienced Mr. Lishi's enlightenment. The process is very painful, just like a python shedding its skin. Only by shedding the harshness that has been formed in the past can we gain new vitality. It is definitely not building a five-story city with twelve buildings.
It can be done. If you want to reach the realm of a master, intelligence will be your biggest enemy. Come on, master will give you a word, and you can understand it carefully. This is some insight your master had back then.
It should be helpful to you."
No matter how old Xiao Wu is when he comes to Yun Ye, he will still turn into a little girl with a weird temper. He is unwilling to follow him, so Yun Ye drags him to the study.
Smiling, she spread out a large piece of paper. After grinding the ink, the maid stepped out. Yun Ye picked up the pen and with just a few strokes, a huge clamshell turtle appeared on the paper. Yun Ye has not been able to draw much these years.
Turtle, although the turtle paintings of Duke of Chu and Zhan Ziqian's figure paintings have long been known as two masterpieces, the Duke of Chu cherished ink as much as gold and rarely painted turtles for others, so that it was hard to find a piece of gold in the market.
Zhan Zi devoted himself to painting figures, making good use of tight lines and the ability to blend out shades of color to express the subject's personality, features, and appearance, achieving a state of life-like expression and full expression.
The Duke of Chu only used thick and light ink to paint turtles, and with just a few strokes he was able to bring out the innocent appearance of a turtle on the paper. The most valuable thing is that each turtle has a different shape. If you look at it for a long time, you will
I found the turtle smiling.
"I don't want a turtle, this is still a flip-top turtle!" It was hard for others to get a lot of money, but when it came to Xiao Wu, it was worthless. When he saw his master painting a turtle, he thought he was laughing at himself.
"Shut up!" Yun Ye scolded Xiao Wu angrily, then picked up a pen and wrote a line of characters in the blank space of the big paper: "I have been lying on the beach for three and a half years. When the big waves come, I turn over!"
Carefully wipe off the excess ink with a dry cloth, blow it dry, then roll it up and stuff it into Xiao Wu's hand, saying: "When your master was at his most unlucky, he lived by these words. Think carefully about this."
I mean, stick it on the wall and observe it carefully."
"When outsiders see you, they will say that you are an old turtle and your disciple is a little turtle!" Xiao Wu said with a sad face, very reluctant.
"Hmph! As long as you can live a happy and comfortable life, it doesn't matter if our sect changes from Bai Yujing to the Turtle Gang. Not only you should watch it, Xiaojie should also watch it more."
After saying that, he kicked Xiao Wu out of the house and asked her to go back quickly.
The unhappy Xiao Wu returned home and saw Di Renjie at work. He sighed and asked the kitchen to cook some desserts for Di Renjie. Di Renjie loved sweets the most and had never changed in his life.
She quietly sat on the chair to accompany her husband. She still listened to what the master said just now. She looked at her husband for a long time and realized that he was no longer young.
After Di Renjie finished processing a document, he looked up and found Xiao Wu staring at him without blinking. He smiled and said, "I'm back. What did master say? What do you think of your Bai Yujing?"
Xiao Wu silently opened the piece of paper, pointed to the picture on it and said to Di Renjie: "This is what Master taught me, a flipped turtle!"