Li Er's family are all acting masters, and many of them are in the restricted category. He Shao said that after Li Er killed his elder brother and younger brother, he asked Li Yuan for forgiveness. The way of asking was actually holding Li Yuan's penis in his mouth. Hearing that
At these words, Yun Ye broke out in white sweat and covered He Shao's mouth, telling him to stop talking. Who knew He Shao opened Yun Ye's hand and said: "What are you worried about? These things are on His Majesty's Daily Notes
Yes, it will be compiled into a history book and passed down to future generations. Sooner or later, everyone will know why you covered my mouth."
"You can talk about these things casually?" Yun Ye was confused and looked at the careless He Shao.
"Monk Fa Lin accused him in front of His Majesty of being a descendant of the Hu people, and also said that his ancestors pretended to be descendants of the Li family, which led to the rise of the so-called Guanlong Li family. Although His Majesty was so angry that smoke was coming from his nostrils,
Didn't he kill Fa Lin? When did Tang Dynasty start killing people just because they gossiped?" He Shao was very puzzled by Yun Ye's caution.
"That's true, but you said that Your Majesty, kneeling down and sucking the Emperor's vagina is going too far." Yun Ye didn't believe it, thinking that He Shao was talking nonsense when he was drunk.
"Why are you lying to me? This matter is praised as a model of filial piety. With your cautious temperament, you are nothing like me, a man from the Tang Dynasty." He Shao was really drunk. He was drinking the blended wine.
Like wine, it smells like wine, but after drinking it, it is no longer wine, it becomes some kind of poison that makes people have headaches and sadness.
Looking at He Shao who fell on the ground and slept soundly, Yun Ye sighed and dragged him back to the bed. He sat by the stove and roasted soybeans. He didn't know when he got into the habit. He wanted to think about something and put his hands on it.
You have to live a little.
History records that after this great victory, what would happen to Li Er and Li Yuan? It is said that one of the father and son played the pipa and the other danced, and they were having a great time. I don’t know if they really thought so in their hearts. Or they made it specially for the stability of the Tang Dynasty.
political show.
The soybeans were crackling and Yun Ye was eating them. The world turned out to be so interesting. What would it be like if their pranks were turned into a real emotional storm? Yun Ye thought he could try it.
one time.
I made an appointment with Cheng Chumo to go see Jieli. Zhang Baoxiang will carry him back today. Why? It turns out that Jieli is good at digging holes, even better than a marmot. Zhang Baoxiang dug Jieli out of a marmot's hole.
When it comes out, don't let its feet touch the ground. If it touches the ground, it may dig a hole and escape.
Listening to the discussion of the soldiers, Yun Ye felt that Jie Li was much more powerful than Tu Xingsun. He was caught by Zhang Baoxiang for his ability. Is this obviously exaggerated propaganda? Cheng Chumo would catch a large number of big guns if he caught others.
He was very dissatisfied with the fact that he only caught some small shrimps. But Yun Ye was very happy. Anyway, the credit was divided equally, everyone had a share, but the leader just got more. Zhang Baoxiang won the jackpot, but we were not allowed to drink.
How many mouthfuls of soup?
Big names are used to entertain the public. In later generations, there was an emperor in the desert. When the country was invaded, he ran to hide in a private house, but he was caught by others. He opened his mouth to check his teeth, which made the whole world join in.
I exclaimed, is this the case even for great people?
Zhang Baoxiang's mouth was grinning to the back of his head. He didn't sleep last night because he was worried that Jie Li would run away and that his happy life for the rest of his life would depend entirely on him. Until the men who went to the camp to report the news led Li Ji to the temporary camp.
, and then he breathed a sigh of relief.
His subordinates are good at everything. They just like to talk things out of proportion, which makes him a little embarrassed, but now he will never tell the truth.
Jieli was impaled on two long spear shafts, and his hands and feet were tied tightly. The skin on his wrists and ankles had long since disappeared, and the ropes were deeply cut into his flesh. From there, he let out bursts of screams. His face
My face was covered with tears and snot, and I cried very sadly.
It’s sad to not see the legendary hero who looked down upon death. The man in front of me is a loser. Why did he conclude an alliance with Li Er on the Wei River? Aren’t the men on the grassland not afraid of death? How could they reach Jieli?
Has everything changed here?
Drilling a mouse hole is actually a real thing. Zhang Baoxiang really dug him out of the mouse hole. If Zhang had not discovered the abnormality of the marmot, he would have been stuck in the mouse hole and died of thirst, or been eaten by the marmot? Hibernation
Marmots also eat meat?
Jie Li didn't even have the courage of Princess Yicheng. His wife died in the fire without a scream or a cry before she died. Is such a woman married to such a coward?
"Bah"! Yun Ye spat on Jie Li's face, but he didn't even hide, but caught the spit with his own face. Such a bastard wouldn't be able to forgive his hatred even if he was cut a hundred times. If he
Although Yun Ye was ready to die and was captured by mistake in battle, he would not be rude under any circumstances. He would treat others with courtesy and respect him as a hero.
With no place to vent his anger, Li Jing refused to allow everyone to chop him down, saying that he would be escorted back to Beijing and prepared to show off on Zhuque Street. In this way, everyone would look better, and maybe the reward would be more generous.
Zhang Baoxiang was disgusted and kept talking like a marmot, which made Yun Ye angry.
"General Zhang, who is so familiar with marmots, must have great experience in how to capture them. Now many of the army officers are injured. I heard that marmot oil is a holy product for healing. Why don't you ask General Zhang to capture a few thousand of them?"
What do you think about boiling oil to heal the soldiers' wounds?"
Yun Ye doesn't like the guy who saved Jie Li. Why don't you let him stay in the mouse hole and be with the marmots? If you insist on digging him out, it will make people look disgusting. Since you like digging so much
If there are holes, dig more holes.
Zhang Baoxiang was far behind Yun Ye in terms of official position and title. The order he received was not an order, and the request was not a request. He looked at Li Ji with a face as bitter as an eggplant, hoping that Li Ji could ask for some mercy for him. It is winter now.
, all the marmots are hibernating, hiding in caves without showing their heads, leaving you no choice but to catch thousands of them.
"Marquis Yun, it's freezing cold now, and the marmots don't have much oil and water for you to cook. Why don't you wait until next autumn, when the marmots will be plump? How about I give you a few large vats then?"
Li Ji stood up for Zhang Baoxiang, and Yun Ye could only agree with a smile.
Returning to the tent unhappy, Yun Ye threw himself on the bed and stared at the top of the tent in a daze. He admitted that the death of Princess Yicheng actually stimulated him, so he hoped that her husband would be as fearless as him and die.
You have to be like a king. Only in this way can you satisfy your own understanding of heroes. Who knows, just don’t mention it.
The eunuch took off his boots, thinking that Yun Ye had fallen asleep with his eyes closed, so she covered him with a blanket and prepared to go out quietly.
"Jie Li has been captured. Do you want to go see him?" Yun Ye asked the eunuch.
As soon as she finished asking this question, Huan Niang seemed to be frightened. She hugged Yun Ye's legs and shook her body and said, "Don't let me see that devil, Alang. Please take pity on me and don't let me see that devil."
Yun Ye did not ask any more questions, but just comforted her: "I will not let you see him again, and he will not come to see you again. I will break his legs right now." Huan Niang looked at Yun Ye and said while crying.
: "The few days I spent here with Alang were the quietest days I have had in the past thirty years. I like living like this. I only need to take care of Alang's clothes and food every day. At other times, I can embroider and make two pieces of clothes. Before, these days
It only appeared in my dreams."
"As long as you like it, you can keep living like this. No one will stop you. Just stay in the tent and do whatever you want. I'll go out for a walk." Yun Ye put on his shoes, put on his big cloak, and led the
The medicine kit is out.
He came to Sun Simiao's tent and said to Lao Sun: "Is there a medicine that can make people suffer from death, but it can't kill them?"
"Yes, you have it yourself. That kind of chili pepper can achieve the effect. You have to be careful when making it. Just remember to add a little bit to the golden sore medicine. You have to grind it very finely so that no one will notice it."
Lao Sun didn't seem to know what he was talking about. He was still cutting the herbs under his hands, and the size of the Atractylodes macrocephala was cut to perfection.
"You know who I'm going to deal with?"
"Except for Jie Li, I can't think of anyone who provoked you. You got angry at Zhang Baoxiang in the afternoon, and the old Taoist happened to pass by. There was already a murderous intention in your words, and then you actually calmed down. Now, I'm afraid it's
What happened to the eunuch made you unable to control yourself again, you can let him suffer, but don’t kill him."
As soon as a person gets old, he will become a spirit. Sun Simiao is not old yet. He has black hair and a long beard. He is an old handsome guy, but his thoughts are really evil. He actually wants to use chili pepper to treat Jieli's injuries. Yun Ye
Like this idea very much.
"Here is some ointment made from Datura. If you put a little on it, people will feel no pain. However, the effect is only for an hour. Do you think it will be useful?" Lao Sun asked Yunye modestly in a tone of discussing medicine.
consult.
"The boy believes that any drug that has not been tested cannot be called a drug. I will do some experiments on the patient today. I think the patient will not have any objections. In order to test the efficacy of the drug, I will induce another drug.
Increase the amount of medicine to test the actual effect of Sun Daozhang's medicine." After saying that, he nodded politely to Sun Simiao and went out.
The unkempt Jieli was holding a leg of lamb and chewing it. Zhang Baoxiang, the dignified deputy general manager of the Datong Road march, also carried a pot of wine and kept filling it for Jieli. He was afraid that Jieli would die, so he poured it on his food and drink.
Also very preferential treatment.
Yun Ye carried the medicine box into the tent and ordered Jie Li to expose the injured part. He did not want to come into contact with a smelly person. Zhang Baolian hurriedly helped Jie Li roll up his sleeves. Yun Ye wanted to vomit when he saw Jie Li's skin covered with dirt.
, endured the pain, finished taking the medicine, and left in a hurry.
"Khan, does he know who the young man who came just now is?" Zhang Bao said to Jie Li.
"Are you a medical officer in the army? Your skills are good. My injury doesn't feel any pain now."
"That's natural. He is one of the two people with the best medical skills in the Tang Dynasty, and he is a marquis."
"Who is he? I will visit him in the future to thank him."
"You will know him, he is Lantian Hou Yunye."
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