The twenty-fifth chapter of the change of the dragon
"How did you get in?" Yun Ye suddenly thought of this question. If anyone could enter and leave the Dali Temple cell at will, he would probably lose his life sooner or later. He had to ask this question clearly.
"Don't worry, your guards are impenetrable. Brother, I spent five hundred guan to buy a low-quality jade Buddha worth two guan before I got through to Dai Zhou, the minister of Dali Temple. I gave my brother a handwriting, and then I was able to come in. Who knows?
, six guards from the East Palace are guarding outside your cell, and six people sent by the Queen are also there. They carefully checked everything my brother brought in, and then they were able to come in. "
After hearing He Shao's triumphant explanation, Yun Ye's throat tightened a little, and he pointed to the empty bowl of cheese and asked Lao He: "Have you checked this too?"
He had long been dissatisfied with Yun Ye's mysophobia, and said carelessly: "That's natural. Two guys took a bite and said it tasted good. Nonsense. Grandma Cao's meatloaf and cheese can be bought by ordinary people."
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Yun Ye held the wall and retched a few times. He finally understood why Li Ke had so much resentment about eating leftovers.
"Hey, I almost forgot to ask you, what does it have to do with the fact that you spent 500 yuan to buy rubbish and Dai Zhou giving you a handwriting?" After finally stopping his nausea, Yun Ye asked Lao He about Dai Zhou.
It is a bit strange to put a representative figure who is as clear as water and as bright as a mirror with five hundred coins.
"Don't slander Dai Qing. Lao Dai has always been selfless. How could he do such disgusting things? If I gave Lao Dai 500 yuan, he might be thrown into jail immediately. Brother, I just spent it willingly.
I just bought a jade Buddha worth two guan for 500 guan. What's wrong with the agreement between you and me? It's just a coincidence that the store happened to be opened by the brother of Lao Dai, my concubine."
Lao He was very dissatisfied with Yun Ye's insistence on asking Lao Dai to accept bribes, and gave a fair explanation. Lao Dai took the money and settled the matter. What else are you dissatisfied with? There is no one as honest as Lao Dai in this world.
There are not many good officials left, so you must not give others the label of being a corrupt official. Besides, if Lao Dai can't open a shop, how can he raise a concubine with four rooms and a big family with his salary? Migui is expensive in Chang'an.
If you don’t have any gray income, why don’t you ask Lao Dai to drink from the northwest wind?
"If I use the box of gold given by Tian Xiangzi to buy an iron nail from Lao Dai's concubine's brother's shop, will I be let out tomorrow?" Yun Ye asked Lao He thoughtfully.
"Dreaming! Without my will, it's useless even if you bring all the gold in the world." At some point, Li Er stood outside the cell with his hands behind his back. It seemed that he had been standing there for a long time, and Dai Dai who kept gasping for breath was beside him.
Zhou's teeth seemed to hurt and he was sweating on his forehead.
Before Yun Ye could greet him, Li Er said to He Shao: "Get out of here. I'll settle the score with you later. You've brought all the nobles of the Tang Dynasty to shame."
He Shao rolled out of the cell. Li Er looked at Dai Zhou and said to him, "Is it time to close down your business?"
Dai Zhou gave Yun Ye a resentful look and said repeatedly: "From now on, there won't be any shops, and the shopkeeper should go back to his hometown to farm." After saying that, he hurriedly left, not knowing whether to go to He Shao to settle accounts or to lock up his own home.
Went to the store.
Li Er stepped into the cell. Immediately, a chamberlain wiped the bench in the cell again and again, and carefully placed it behind Li Er's buttocks. After His Majesty the Emperor sat firmly, he bowed his head and left.
"Feel wronged?" Li Er asked Yun Ye if he felt wronged after sitting down.
"Not this time. It is your duty to eat your salary and share your worries. Your ministers are all your Majesty's hands and feet. Naturally, you have to listen to your Majesty's thoughts on how to use and move them. If you don't go to the toilet because you are afraid of getting dirty, then that's it.
Is there any clean place in the world?"
As someone's minister, you must always be prepared to be used by others. If you want to be noble and noble, it is a good choice to escape to the barren mountains and become a savage.
"I heard it. You have no complaints against me and keep your duty very well, but you despise the wealthy family from the bottom of your heart. Why is this? You must know that your Yun family is also a wealthy family, although there are not many people in the family.
It’s prosperous, but it’s still rare in Chang’an City.”
Li Er deliberately did not hear the word "this time" said by Yun Ye, and directly asked Yun Ye why he was so hostile to wealthy people.
"Back to Your Majesty, I have never thought that meat eaters are despicable. Instead, I believe that since you eat meat, you need to be qualified to eat meat. It does not necessarily mean that your ancestors were carnivores, so you must eat meat. There is no matching moral merit. Meat eating
It is a sin, because he gets something for nothing, appropriating the blood and sweat of others to enrich his own body. There is no way to explain it. There are even some carnivores who are tired of eating meat and want to change their taste. In the end, they turn on people and want to eat people.
, such carnivores, Wei Chen really wants to put them in a pot and boil them so that they know what pain feels like."
Li Er smiled dumbly and said to Yun Ye: "Aren't you educating one carnivore after another in your academy? Can you guarantee that they will not eat humans?"
"Your Majesty, what is my academy? It is your academy. I am only using it to realize my dream. You are the one who really uses it, and it will be me, the Tang Dynasty, who will benefit. I only want to be attached to it."
Your Majesty's tail has traveled thousands of miles to see how far I, the Tang Dynasty, can go."
Yun Ye's heart ached slightly. The academy was the one thing he wanted to do most when he came to the Tang Dynasty. If he compared the academy with his life, Yun Ye felt that his life was not that important anymore. To rely on the royal family, he must rely on the royal family.
In this real world, only by relying on the Royal Academy can we survive for a long time. He is too weak now. Only when he is strong enough to withstand any storm will he truly show his power.
"Hmph! I sent both of my sons to the academy, and despite the impeachment of the ministers, I refused to let them go to the fiefdom. I just wanted to see what the academy is capable of. It's not bad so far, but boy, you have to give them the idea.
Two heads, don't regret it in the future, Longzi, Longzi, boy, you have to know that dragons want to eat people. This is a truth that will never change. Don't think you have temporarily put a trap on Longzi's minions. Sooner or later
One day you will find that the dragon is a dragon, and the one who puts the trap on is also a dragon."
Yun Ye didn't know where Li Er's narcissism came from. Historically, he had manipulated the ministers over applause, but he misjudged all his children. That's right, he misjudged them all. Cheng Qian was forced to become a child by him.
He was a pervert, Qing Que was induced into an idiot by him, Li Ke was confused by the false hope he gave, Gao Yang became a slut, and a rebellious slut, Lan Ling was used by him as a bargaining chip to control the Dou family, and he would never be happy for the rest of his life.
How many of his children died well? Are you qualified to evaluate them?
A dragon is a dragon. Does that kind of creature really exist? If you have the ability, can you find one and let me see it? If Cheng Qian and the others become violent, it is also because of the influence of you, a madman. There is no restriction on your rights, regardless of your brain. Everything you think is the truth, and you take it for granted that your children should be like you. You have been crazy about rights, do you want your children to be crazy about rights?
Cheng Qian is a very good young man, Qing Que is a smart young man, and Li Ke is a persistent young man. If the three children do not take detours, they should all become top figures in the world. The world is so big, and you, Li Er, are capable. Give them a space to display their talents, but imprison them alive in Chang'an City and let them drool over the throne. Even a good person will become a pervert over time. Don't think that I don't know about the evil training of the Japanese people. Maybe it was you who taught me, and I despise the kind of bastard who turns a good boy into a devil.
"Boy, your eyes are very strange. Am I right?" Li Er was commenting on the advantages and disadvantages of his children, but he found Yun Ye in a daze, and he was a little unhappy.
"There, I am thinking over and over about His Majesty's wise words. They are really every word, and the analysis is penetrating into them. It can be said that every slap is bloody, and every whip is a mark. Your insights on the princes really make me suddenly enlightened. , I felt like I could see the sun through the clouds. This further strengthened Wei Chen’s admiration for His Majesty. Your description of the dragon simply amazed Wei Chen.”
When flattering Li Er, you have to choose the best time to praise him in the areas that he is most proud of. If you scratch the itch, you have to scratch the itch, which will naturally have the effect of getting twice the result with half the effort. For example, now is a good opportunity to flatter Li Er.
"After listening to your majesty's description of the dragon, I couldn't help but remember that my master also described the dragon. I wonder if your majesty is interested in listening to my master's description?" Naturally, you need to take a complete picture of the horse. Yun Ye knew very well that Li Er was here today. The purpose was not to talk about the prince's education. When he learned from He Shao that Dou Zhong had become the new head of the Dou family, Yun Ye's eyes flashed back to the time when he was looking for Li Anlan a year ago. The guy I saw outside the palace, now that I think about it, he has no other characteristics except being wretched. If you want me to be a stepping stone for the new Dou family, there is no way!
"Your master is a great sage of the generation, and what he says must be different from ordinary people. Come quickly, I am all ears."
"One day, the sky was dark and it was about to rain heavily. Dark clouds were rolling in the sky. It looked like two dragons were fighting. Wei Chen asked his master what a dragon looked like. The master said:
The dragon can be big or small, it can rise or disappear; if it is big, it will stir up clouds and spit out mist; if it is small, it will hide its form; if it rises, it will soar in the universe; if it is hidden, it will lurk in the waves. When the dragon rides on time, it will change, just like when a person achieves his will. Across the four seas, Your Majesty raised troops from Taiyuan and conquered the world in a hundred battles. Just like a dragon flying in the nine heavens, stirring up clouds and raining, calming the world. Now the seas, rivers and rivers are clear, and our Tang Dynasty will usher in a new era. I would like to congratulate Your Majesty. !”
Yun Ye recited Cao Cao's description of the dragon in "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" in the most respectful tone. Lao Cao's performance was indeed extraordinary. Hearing this, Li Er felt very happy. He stroked his short beard and was about to make a comment when he listened. An annoying voice came from outside the cell: "Your Majesty, Marquis Lantian has deceived you with his clever words and used the dragon as a sign. It is extremely disrespectful. Please severely punish this clever man, otherwise your Majesty's wisdom will be damaged."
"Who?"
Li Er and Yun Ye glared at the visitor together. (To be continued)!~!
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