The sun emerged from the top of the mountain, and the whole earth returned to light. Xin Yue was still sleeping with the topaz hairpin in her hand, and the corners of her upturned mouth were filled with sweetness. Last night, she had been fantasizing about it since she was a child.
I could only think of the little girl wearing a wreath who was called madam by a little boy with a runny nose. I couldn't remember the boy's face, so I stubbornly put Yun Ye's face on it.
In this way, there are more things to fantasize about. One moment, Yun Ye is riding a bamboo horse, and another moment, he is holding Qingmei. In the fantasy world, Yun Ye is her puppet, at her mercy.
How could there be less exciting scenes of naked butt diving? However, in order to show that she was shy, Xin Yue covered her eyes, crossed the boss's fingers, and secretly peeked at the men's bare butts, as well as the one between the legs.
weird stuff.
When I was a child, I asked my mother why she was different from those naked children. She also wanted to dive into the water naked. The horrified mother quickly covered his mouth and told her that girls could not be naked because they would be treated like pigs.
The cage was thrown into the pond.
This answer made Xin Yue spend her childhood in terror. At that time, her family was not wealthy, her grandfather was an official in a distant capital city, and his salary was very meager. The family had a large population, and his father still had to take care of the fields to maintain the family's food and clothing.
From a very young age, Xin Yue knew that she would be married to a man, and that this man would even be someone she didn't know. In her eyes, this was far more terrifying than being immersed in a pig cage.
I have seen a woman being dipped into a pig cage and stripped completely naked. Not a single thread was left for the woman. The patriarch said that since she didn’t know shame, there was no need to cover her shame. The pig cage was thrown into the pond and stopped for a moment.
It was meaningless. A series of bubbles appeared and then it sank. The woman did not struggle, but just held her chest with her hands. Xin Yue was thinking at that time that she must have died long ago.
Everyone else used this incident as a topic of discussion after dinner, especially the mother, who kept talking to her daughter for three days and told Xin Yue. This is the consequence of not following the rules. How did she know that her daughter was shaking for three days?
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When Xin Yue lay in Yun Ye's arms and looked at the distant mountains, she asked Yun Ye about soaking the pig cage. She never expected that Yun Ye gave her another answer, one that was enough to save her from the nightmare.
Answer.
Legend has it that when Nuwa created humans, she created men first. In this way, the world would be full of men, and life would not be able to reproduce. After the creation of these people died, there would be no more people in the world.
Nuwa made many men. She got tired of this endless work. After recreating a group of men, she took out a rib from their bodies and shaped women according to her own image, so when men look for women, they are the same.
The process of finding your own ribs.
Some people are lucky and find their own ribs right away, while others are unlucky and never find them. So they always change. People are greedy. The rich and powerful want to find more ribs as spares.
, I just married a few more women. The woman who was immersed in the pig cage just found her own position in the wrong place. The punishment of the patriarch has passed.
"You are my rib." This is the most charming love word that Xin Yue has ever heard. This sentence makes her whole body weak and hot. For these words, she is willing to die.
The sun shone on her eyelids, and the sky and the earth turned pink. Xin Yue didn't want to wake up. She hadn't completed her love history in her dream, so she dreamed of studying together when she was twelve years old. That bad boy...
She was so frightened that she cried when she put green cabbage worms in her hair, and she was spanked by her strict father, so she lay down in the crack of the door and peeped.
That man named Liang Shanbo is so stupid, or that woman named Zhu Yingtai is too ugly. She has been a classmate for three years, but he can't recognize that Zhu Yingtai is a woman. If he pretends to be a boy, I wonder if brother Ye will recognize him.
come out?
The answer is yes, he will definitely recognize it. Xin Yue lifted up the corner of the quilt, looked down at her breasts, her round breasts were lifted up by her clothes, and he would also be able to recognize it even if she wore a corset.
Thinking of Yun Ye's mischievous hands, Xin Yue blushed and pressed her hands on them to prevent her heart from beating too fast.
Xiaoqiu has come in three times. The lady is still sleeping, so don't disturb her. She knows that the lady slept very late last night and today is a tiring day. She wants her to sleep a little longer, but she sees the lady burying her head in the blanket.
, you knew she was awake.
"Miss, my mother-in-law is already here and is waiting to give you a favor. I can't sleep anymore." She sat in front of the bed and started to shake her lady. Xin Yue kicked her feet in the blanket angrily and sat helplessly.
She stood up, her long hair hanging on her shoulders, rubbing her sleepy eyes, her clothes were loose, exposing half of her breasts, Xiaoqiu was stunned when she saw her, the lady is so beautiful!
She glared at Xiaoqiu, covered her shirt, and put away a huge stuffed rabbit next to her. This rabbit was given to her by Yun Ye on her birthday. It was her treasure. Then she looked at the hairpin in her hand. It was intact.
, then he got up and went to clean himself in the bathtub prepared by Xiaoqiu, preparing to welcome the most important day in his life.
The Xin family is very lively. My parents are not here. Only the eldest brother came all the way from Shu just to carry Xin Yue out of the house and hand it over to Yun Ye. No one can be seen now. He is hiding in the academy looking at the dragon bones. It is said that he has already seen
I have been there for three days, and I went to the mountain with His Majesty the King of Wei. It is said that a cow was thrown down from the mountain this time. I don’t know if the poor cow is still alive. They are all crazy. They have only been in the academy for a few days.
, I met a large group of friends, and I didn’t know how to spend time with my grandpa at home.
While muttering, he went downstairs. A kind-hearted old lady was sitting in the small hall. When she saw Xin Yue coming out, she smiled even more happily: "What a beautiful child. Mr. Hou of the Yun family has also seen it. He is a disciple."
A good marriage."
Xin Yue was immediately surrounded by a group of nosy women. When they arrived at the bathing area, they had no intention of leaving. One grabbed a handful of flower petals and sprinkled them into the tub, while the other took out a bottle of perfume and added it to the tub.
Half the bottle is small, and the rest is naturally put in the sleeve.
Xiaoqiu couldn't help, so the old woman began to undress Xin Yue, and even pricked Xin Yue's arm with a hairpin. With Xin Yue's screams, she began her own wedding journey.
Xinyue was only pricked once, and Yun Ye wanted to escape from the window. A group of women surrounded him, and they took off his shorts in a hurry, put him in the bathtub, untied his hair, and started
During the bath, the most outrageous thing was to stab him with pine and cypress branches. It was like filming a pornographic movie. The old woman was leaning on a cane and smiling as she watched her grandson suffer. Cheng Chumo, who was lying at the door watching the process and preparing to get married in two months, had a horrified look on his face.
Seeing that Hu was a visitor, she looked concerned. She had already suffered this crime.
If Yun Ye hadn't invented underwear, she might have been naked by now. The white-haired old woman opened her toothless mouth wide open and didn't hesitate at all. Yun Ye knew that his back must be miserable.
If you were beaten with a belt, not to mention bad luck, even your luck would have been wiped out long ago.
After being tortured, the women left with satisfaction. Cheng Chumo lay on the edge of the bathtub and looked sympathetically at the dying Yun Ye. Niu Jianhu handed a bottle of soju to Yun Ye, hoping that he would take a sip to strengthen his courage and encouraged him.
He said: "Bite your teeth and get through today, and good days will come."
Yun Ye was like a puppet, at the mercy of these over-excited women. He didn't know why he had to wear official uniforms, the ones he wears when he goes to court. This ragged clothes was lined with eight layers of lining in order to be stiff. He just finished laughing and put on his winter clothes yesterday.
The villager himself was wrapped up tightly today, making it airtight. In Guanzhong, which is the fourth month of the lunar calendar and the fifth month of the solar calendar, it would be no exaggeration to say that the sun is as scorching as fire. It would be strange not to cover up prickly heat in this outfit.
Marrying a wife is a painful thing, especially in ancient times. Although the last time I married a wife, I was wearing a suit and tie, which was very silly. This time, I was even more silly wearing authentic Tang Dynasty clothes.
Come on, put on your underwear first, and then your trousers, oh, that’s wrong, put on your stockings first, tie the straps on your thighs, tie all your clothes with straps, tsk tsk, a young man looks good in a scarlet robe, how can he not look like that?
My husband looks like a crab in his clothes. Yes, Mrs. Cheng said this. She thought Yun Ye's aunt said this, but Yun Ye thought she was looking for experience from herself, so that he could
Her silly son is getting ready to get married.
Breast protector? I'm getting married, not going to the battlefield, why should I carry this thing? What? The Wuhou family all do this, as a matter of etiquette, they tie four or five jade pendants around their waists, and hang two more jade ornaments around their necks.
After tying a piece of cloth with jade on his forehead, Yun Ye thought he could open a jade shop.
A sword weighing more than five kilograms was hung on the head, and a purple gold crown was placed on the head. If chicken feathers were inserted, it would be Lü Bulu and Lü Feng who came first. After putting on the clothes and paying homage to the ancestors, Aunt Niu discovered a big loophole.
He didn't apply any powder, which was a big deal. The women patted their foreheads together, pulled Yun Ye back, took off his hat, washed his face again, and picked a big red silk flower from the palace and prepared to put it in his hair.
Under Yun Ye's desperate resistance, the women only applied a thin layer of foundation on him, and the palace flower did not escape. It was firmly inserted next to the purple gold crown, which was bigger than his head.
He didn't drink a sip of water or eat a morsel of food from morning to night, so he was kicked out by his grandmother, aunt, aunt, and sister to pick up the bride. Next to him was Cheng Chumo, dressed in green clothes. His face was as white as a ghost, and he had a big red flower on his head.
His big mouth looked like he had used a matchmaker, and his face was dull. It seemed a bit unreliable for him to deal with the women in his parents' family.
Fortunately, Changsun Chong, who rushed back from Longyou, is much more reliable. Although he does not look like a human being, half of his face is covered by a flower, but judging from his triumphant expression, he seems to enjoy this kind of attention.
Feel.
"Chongzi, it will be up to you soon, Chu Mo has been abolished." Yun Ye said to Changsun Chong worriedly.
"He only needs to be responsible for being beaten for a while, and leave the rest to his brother. Changsun Chong is very confident.
"If we are beaten, who will beat us?" Could it be that the woman's family saw three ghosts coming to the door and was preparing to fight the ghosts?
"Yes, even if you get beaten, you will still be beaten with a stick!"!~!
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