The maids followed Yun Ye's instructions and arranged the silver plates neatly one by one. When they opened the lids, the rich aroma of the food spread. Li Er would not pay attention to the food when he was doing things, even if all the delicacies in the sky were placed there.
In front of him, his thinking would not be sluggish in the slightest. He would not look at the table and just talk to Feng An as much as he wanted.
There were only five short tables in the side hall. They were not as colorful as other people's tables. All Yun Ye gave himself were crabs. He hadn't eaten this kind of food in many years. Today he was going to go on a killing spree and took out a small hammer from his arms.
, small scissors, a big toothpick, a small spoon, and a clamp used to flatten the crab shell. As for the hook and chisel, Yun Ye felt that it was unnecessary, so he happily washed his hands and was ready to start eating.
I brought a crab over, cut off the claws and saved it for last. The good stuff always stays at the end. I opened the lid of the crab and ate it happily. Not many people in the Tang Dynasty ate this food. They all became extremely fat. The crab paste was actually
You can scoop out a full spoon, it is so comfortable to hold it in your mouth. Use a toothpick to poke out the crab meat and dip it in a little ginger vinegar. The umami flavor is amazing. Use a pair of tongs to crush the shell of the crab legs to make a refreshing sound.
The sound suddenly seemed to be very quiet in the room. Just now there was the sound of silk and bamboo coming, but now there is no movement.
Then he looked up and found that Li Er, Feng An, and Fang Xuanling were all watching him eat crabs with great interest. Feng Zhidai covered his forehead and hid in the back. He stood up with a smile and asked: "Why don't you come in, Your Majesty?"
"Is it possible that the craftsmanship of the humble minister is not worthy of His Majesty's attention?"
Li Er shook his head, picked up a small tool from his table, tried it a few times and said: "If you want to do your job well, you must first sharpen your tools. You have implemented it very neatly here. I haven't picked out the food you cooked."
What's wrong is that it's delicious, delicious, and better than the food in the palace. But I and Feng Gong saw that you were enjoying your meal, so we came over to take a look, and you continue to eat."
Isn't it just that it's a little ugly to bite the crab with your own teeth? Isn't that how Lan Ling ate it in the kitchen just now? I didn't hear her complain, so it won't work here?
Fang Xuanling laughed and said: "I have a bad tooth, but I am powerless when it comes to delicious food. I feel itchy and uncomfortable. How about you lend me the utensils here?" What else can be said. Yun Ye had to put a few tools in the
Washed it in the tea basin next to it. He handed it to Fang Xuanling, but found that Lao Fang didn't answer. He stared at the basin he used to wash tools and said nothing.
Li Er's face turned red. He pointed at the tea and asked, "Is this for washing hands?"
The tea at the crab feast is not used for washing hands. What else can it be used for? My thoughts turned to this and my heart skipped a beat. Didn't these guys drink all the tea?
A bunch of rubes, they are trying to trick me to death. Yun Ye burst into tears in his heart. Five people were eating, and four rubes drank the tea for washing their hands. Only one smart person didn't drink it. You can imagine the fate of this smart guy.
You know, especially when there is a stingy Li Er in the middle. To resolve the embarrassment, it is only possible for all five of them to become cowards.
"Oh, to report back to Your Majesty. This is the tea that Weichen specially prepared for today's banquet. It is brewed with fine tea leaves and is most suitable for banquet drinking."
After finishing, Yun Ye picked up the small porcelain basin and took a big sip. The tea was mixed with the fishy smell of crabs. It almost made him want to vomit, so he forced himself to swallow it. If he vomited it out, Li Er wouldn't let it go according to the seriousness of today's matter.
It was strange that he crawled home. The consequences were too serious, so he had to grieve his stomach. Didn't the sencha in the Tang Dynasty even contain lard?
Only then did Li Er's expression improve, and he snorted and said, "Next time, I'll find a smaller utensil to hold the tea, so that the tea won't be wasted."
Feng An also said: "The taste of tea is really wonderful. When I leave, I should take more with me."
Fang Xuanling took the tool from Yun Ye with a strange expression, came to Li Er's table, and asked him to use it first. He also called the waiter over and found a few small scissors and other things to make up for the others.
Feng Ang is a military commander, and he has the majesty of a military commander. He bites the elbow with a handle and the juice is dripping. He is full of praise. The crab seems to be just a snack after the meal. There are no scissors or other things on the table. The crab is
The big pliers were thrown into his mouth and he made a crunching sound, which made Yun Ye's teeth feel sore. Didn't he just want the emperor to see the nature of his rice bucket with a bucket of rice and ten kilograms of meat?
It was a waste for him to eat these things. He didn't like stuffing some glutinous rice into the lotus roots, so he asked Yun Ye why he didn't stuff some tiger meat into them. He said that the stuff was chewy, so he gave Yun Ye some dried tiger meat later.
He also brought dozens of tiger whips with him. Looking at Feng An, who was so excited, he realized that this guy might be the culprit that led to the complete extinction of the South China tiger.
The meal was not completed until the lanterns came on. Yun Ye was not interested in the singing and dancing in the palace at all. The singing and dancing arranged by Li Er was boring to watch. He publicized his achievements in fighting Dou Jiande all day long. Hundreds of people wearing armor
The dancers are noisy and have no rules. They appear and sing at different times. The lyrics are obscure and difficult to understand. Women dancing men's dances are inherently ugly. The killing is not brutal and the screams are not miserable. The dancers in white look at each other and flutter their sleeves.
Like scattering flowers, in the end she knelt down to face the emperor and gave her the woman's gift.
Feng An probably had the same thought as Yun Ye, and couldn't stand it any longer. He took off his outer robe, roared, did a hollow somersault, turned around in a circle, and started to do the jianwu dance, stretching his arms and kicking his legs like a madman.
Li Er shouted "Hello", and he walked off the stage shaking his shoulders and shaking his hands. He was dancing, so of course he didn't want to eat. Yun Ye looked at the crabs that were getting cold in front of him and lamented.
They all like to dance, but they don’t dance well. They can’t even do a straight split, and they are in danger of falling if they turn twice. Feng Zhidai’s split in the air is like an arrow in the butt, and Fang Xuanling’s dance is like an old lady going shopping.
, I don’t even eat properly, I just have convulsions all the time.
With the sound of the tambourine, everyone settled into their positions. Li Er wiped the sweat from his head and asked Yun Ye: "How is my dance?"
"Other than being strong and powerful, graceful and graceful, like an eagle spreading its wings, like a giant fish drumming in the waves, or like the first arrival of a strong wind, there is really nothing much to say about Your Majesty's dancing ministers." What I hate the most is this kind of situation, even if I open my eyes and tell lies.
It is a must-have skill for officials, but Yun Ye really doesn't like it.
The Tang Dynasty's banquet lasted for an astonishingly long time. A full three hours had passed before the damn sheep was suddenly carried up by two strong men. The whole sheep was placed on the plate in the shape of kneeling down. Li
The second grabbed the table knife on the table, threw it casually and stuck it on the sheep. The strongman pulled out the table knife, pointed the blade inward, made a four-way bow, opened the sheep's belly, took out a goose, and then took out the goose.
He took out a few eggs and yellowish glutinous rice soaked in oil. There were not many eggs, only five, one for each person. Yun Ye found that the one given to Li Er was obviously the biggest, maybe it was a goose egg. It was his own.
The smallest one is like a pigeon egg. When I look at Zhidai's one, I am satisfied. His one is only the size of a fingernail. I don't know what kind of egg it is.
It's strange that rice soaked in goose fat can be delicious. Besides, a huge amount of pepper is sprinkled on it. That stuff is good for making soup. If you add too much, you can still taste the original taste of the food.
Following Feng Ang, Fang Xuanling stood up to thank His Majesty for the food, and then began to chew. The egg tasted good, but the small spoonful of glutinous rice was too greasy, and it also exuded a strong peppery smell, which was pungent.
The extreme of the nose.
Feng An, Lao Fang, and Xiao Feng enjoyed the meal very much, especially Feng An. He turned the glutinous rice over and over in his mouth and couldn't bear to swallow it. It was very disgusting. The same was true for His Majesty Li Er. It seemed that this was the correct way for nobles to taste delicious food.
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Without eating, Yun Ye knew that he couldn't swallow it no matter what. When he dug out a spoonful of rice, the yellow oil dripped down and formed strands. This was not eating rice, but drinking oily soup. The smell of goose meat was
The smell hit my nose, this was not the Cantonese roast goose rice I had eaten before, this was poison.
The emperor was busy talking to Feng An and Fang Xuanling. Yun Ye took the opportunity to snatch the dinner plate from Zhidai next to him and stuffed his own over it. Zhidai was a good man and licked the plate as if it had just been washed. The emperor gave him a gift
It is disrespectful to eat without eating.
Under Yun Ye's stern eyes, Zhidai happily ate up all of Yun Ye's rice and handed it over in thanks. Everyone was happy.
There was always someone stabbing Yun Ye in the back, but no one was there when he looked back. After doing this a few times, he began to pay attention. Sure enough, a small pink hand stretched out from behind the cone curtain, intending to stab him again. Except for Lanling Yun Ye
I can't think of anyone else who would be so bold.
The crab shell that had just been eaten was casually stuffed into the little hand. When the little hand reached back, the crab shell flew out again, hit Yun Ye's head, and then fell on the table with a crashing sound.
Drawing Li Er's eyes over.
Lan Ling walked out from behind the tapered screen gracefully, presented gifts to her father, and then accepted the gifts from everyone.
"Lan Ling, it's already night, why don't you go and have a good sleep? What are you doing in the front hall?" Li Er has always doted on his own daughter, let alone Lan Ling.
"Father, I'm here to settle a score with a manly dog who is treacherous, doesn't keep his word, and has deceived my daughter many times." Lan Ling clenched her little fist and said to her father angrily.
Li Er glanced at Fang Xuanling, then at Feng An, passed Zhidai directly, and said fiercely to Yun Ye: "Needless to say, the mangy dog in Lanling's mouth must be you, you are so courageous, even my daughter
Dare to deceive. Lanling, tell me what's going on, and my father will vent your anger for you."
When it was over, Yun Ye wanted to rush over and block Lan Ling's little mouth, so that the matter of giving crabs to Li Anlan would be revealed.
According to the law of bad luck, the more you worry about something that will happen, it will definitely happen. It is extremely effective. The hateful Lan Ling opened and closed her cherry red mouth and immediately asked Yun Ye to give her a chicken and asked her to give it to her.
The matter of Li Anlan sending crabs turned upside down.
Li Er looked strange and asked Yun Ye: "Boy, is there something I don't know about here?"
"Back to Your Majesty, I have known Princess Shouyang since I was a student in the palace. Now she is leaving, so I would like to send her some food. I should send her off. There are many malaria, snakes and insects in Lingnan. I just want to leave a little memory for her."
I think, I won’t be too lonely when the mountains are high and the water is far away.”
"What Marquis Yun said is wrong. Lingnan also has a good place with beautiful mountains and clear waters. The sea is soaring, the mountains are green with trees, the folk customs are simple, and the products are rich. It is also a treasure land. Marquis Yun can rest assured that Princess Shouyang will definitely arrive safely.
Lingnan, the land of eight hundred miles, will definitely be enlightened by the princess, and it will not be long before it becomes another paradise of our Tang Dynasty." Feng An spoke so impassionedly that he wished he could pour out his heart to give it to
Several people in the main hall watched.
This is not what I want to achieve, Yun Ye was stunned, and turned around to see Li Anlan's longevity pendant hanging around Lan Ling's neck.
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