Li Er ate smoothly and didn't care about the silver needle turning black. He picked up a box of browned leeks and continued to fight. Poor Wu Tongue was sweating profusely and leaned on the balcony railing, limp and powerless. Just now he seemed to have come out of hell.
Take a trip.
Worryingly, he looked at Li Er chewing his food and was speechless for a long time before he straightened up. He planned to crush Yun Ye to death.
"I'll teach you, tongueless, there are very few poisons that can be tested with silver needles, it's just arsenic, or all poisons containing sulfur. You don't need to know what sulfur is, you just need to know what the academy produces.
Silver needles cannot detect arsenic. If you try to find some poisonous mushrooms, you will know how ridiculous it is to use silver needles to detect poisons. His Majesty is in the national destiny, so you use this simple and ineffective method to protect His Majesty? You
Find some eggs yourself and see if all the egg yolks can make the silver needle black, if..."
"If he is wrong, does he have to come to the academy to teach? While learning from Sun Simiao how to test for drugs, he will also teach your stupid students to become martial arts masters?" Li Er ticked his teeth with disdain.
Looking at Yun Ye, his dirty thoughts were revealed in one glance.
Yun Ye opened his mouth and couldn't speak. He planned to be speechless for several days, and finally got results, but Li Er told him that all his hard work was in vain. How could he not be depressed?
"You don't see good things when you come here. When you see them, you want to get them. The Mingyue Jue of the Tang Jian family is in your hands. I heard that the white jade exquisite pendant of the Cheng family is also in your hands. You are not a person who loves money as much as his life.
, just have the bad habit of gathering treasures and hiding them.
The same is true for talents. The public loser doesn't know what means you used. Anyway, he abandoned the sixth-rank official position in the imperial court as if it were a waste shoe. Xu Jingzong is also a talent. If it were not for his moral character, I would allow you to take him to the grassland.
He was tortured so much? After he came back, his temperament changed drastically. He did things almost flawlessly. You were able to squeeze all the talents out of that tomb robber, boy. I have to say, what a great skill! Now you have extended your claws to
Wu Tongue, I have been watching with cold eyes these days. I just wanted to see what kind of medicine you bought in the gourd, and today the fox’s tail finally came out.”
After a long paragraph, he burst into laughter. As long as Yun Ye suffered a loss, he would be happy to hear it.
Wuji also laughed loudly, and the overlapping folds on his face seemed to stretch out, like blooming chrysanthemums. After laughing, he bowed on the ground and said sincerely: "I purified myself and entered the palace when I was eight years old. I have served you before."
Among the three emperors of the former Sui Dynasty, if your majesty had not reduced this old slave to a humble position, my mutilated body would have been trampled on like mud by others, even if I possessed martial arts skills. Therefore, this old slave swears to be loyal to your majesty for the rest of his life, even if he escapes death.
regret.
A few days ago, I saw that Marquis Yun didn’t want to see the old slave. I thought that no knowledgeable person in the world would look down on my mutilated body. Now, Marquis Yun’s intentions have been seen through by Your Majesty. Don’t be embarrassed, Marquis Yun. Do you know what’s in Lao slave’s heart?
How proud I am. As a eunuch, I can attract countless smart people in the world. It is a great honor for me, not to mention being a teacher in the best academy. This will make my ancestors buried underground feel proud.
Marquis Yun, when one day my strength fails and I can no longer drive, I will ask Your Majesty to return to old age. Will there still be a place for me in Yushan Academy at that time?"
Yun Ye took a step forward, held Wu Shi's bowed hands, and said to him: "As long as your Majesty allows you and you are willing to come, I will leave you an office and the door of the academy will always be open to you."
"Hmph, general, my army, this trip to the academy is a waste. A servant who has been used well has lost his heart like this. It doesn't matter, Wu Gu, you stay by my side for another three years. Then I will
You are allowed to leave the palace and fulfill your wish to honor your ancestors."
Wu Ton immediately fell to the ground and kowtowed, whimpering and speechless. Yun Ye, on the other hand, shuddered under Li Er's hateful gaze, and the feeling of being beaten became more and more intense.
It was not a good idea to accompany Li Er on a rafting trip on the Dongyang River. He liked to take the initiative, so he planned to sail the boat by himself. After seven or eight circles in the river, he took a fancy to someone else's bamboo raft and said that Yun Ye would arrange it.
What kind of crappy thing is there? They are the only ones riding in boats in the whole river. Others are rowing bamboo rafts, and I am sitting in an unruly boat, which is a terrible sight.
Li Ke carried his mother on the raft, and his younger brother had a great time. Concubine Yin also supported the bamboo raft with Li You. The mother and son rowed the bamboo raft very fast, and Li You shouted that he wanted to compete with Li Ke.
There is no trace of dandyism at all.
The laziest one was Li Tai. He held an oil-paper umbrella, curled up on a recliner, and held a book. Knowing that he didn't read it, he was just pretending in front of his father. He slept so hard that he drooled.
Completely ignoring the hard work of the yellow rat standing behind the raft.
For some unknown reason, Li Tai liked to use the yellow rat the most. Yun Ye called the yellow rat over and was about to change the raft. Wu Shi jumped from the boat to the bamboo raft and said only one word to the yellow rat: "Get out."
!" The obedient yellow mouse immediately jumped into the water and floated away along the current.
Yun Ye picked up the sleepy Li Tai from the recliner and asked Li Er to lie down very rudely. He consciously gave one of the pennies to Li Tai and took one for himself. He followed Li Er's instructions.
Ordered to go upstream to catch up with Li Ke and Li You who had already run away.
His hands and feet holding the raft were so weak that he finally caught up with them. However, Li Er changed his mind and did not want to play with his wife and children. He planned to talk to Li Gang and his ministers who were drinking tea under the locust tree for a while.
Each old man held a teapot in his hand and drank happily. As soon as Li Er stretched out his hand, Wu Tongue took out the teapot from the brocade box on his back and handed it to Li Er. Li Gang and the others stood up from a distance.
, bowed to welcome Li Er’s arrival.
"Master Li, I haven't seen you for a long time. I'm happy to see you as healthy as ever." Li Er laughed and said nonsense.
"Your Majesty rarely takes a moment to visit Yushan. It is a blessing for Wei Chen and others, as well as the thousands of students in the academy. It is Wei Chen's fault that he did not put the best effort in allowing His Majesty to visit."
Zhao Yanling came out from nowhere, placed a bamboo deck chair in the shade, and asked Li Er to sit down. Then he took out his beloved tea tea set from a small wooden box, and lit the small stove with dried pine cones.
, preparing to invite His Majesty the Emperor to taste his specialty tea making technique. He is now interested in this, and has long since lost interest in becoming an official. He is just worried about being neglected for his tea making skills.
It is now very popular in the academy to brew tea without putting anything in it. It is a pleasure to watch the tea leaves in the white porcelain bowl rise and fall. Those who have good things like to buy fresh tea leaves and stir-fry the new tea by themselves, even though their hands are burned.
Like a pig's trotters, they still refuse to repent.
Now that the Emperor is here, there is no reason to let Zhao Yanling off. The Queen liked it very much last time. They are husband and wife. There is no reason why the Emperor wouldn't like it. Besides, he has improved the way of drinking tea. The true elegance reveals the truth of heaven and earth.
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After Yun Ye tasted it last time, he rated it as pot water. How can ordinary people like this understand the charm of Sichuan? The water vapor is as misty as the clouds in Wushan Mountain, the fish-eye waves cause the fresh air to rise, and the water splash is like the waves of the Yangtze River lapping the shore.
It is powerful and elegant, and it is even more rare to bake the tea cake on low fire by yourself. When it is green and red, crush it with a roller to resemble a pine flower.
, it looks like Tai Chi in the green tea cup, but there are two fish eyes missing. I spent a lot of time to replace it with lard, sprinkle with fine salt, and discard all the green onions and ginger. They all have a vulgar taste. The charm of Sichuan style is unique.
There were red tangerines, and the finely ground tangerine peels sprinkled on them looked like morning glow, and the queen was full of praise. She was a close friend. Yun Ye is a scoundrel and the chief of the three evils of Chang'an. How can he be qualified to judge the quality of my tea?
Zhao Yanling's three long beards were fluttering on his chest. He was very imposing and strict in his laws. He performed a pot of tea with incomparable subtlety. After Wu Tongue stuck out his tongue to test the poison, he handed the first cup to His Majesty the Emperor respectfully, and then divided it among others.
Everyone, Li Tai has a cup, Yun Ye alone is a vulgar person, not worthy of being exposed.
Wu Jian felt sad for his master. Li Tai made a sad face and wanted to give the tea to Yun Ye. Li Gang loudly commented that it was a good tea, but he just didn't bring it to his mouth. Yuan Zhang gritted his teeth and drank it all in one gulp, stretching out his big mouth.
Thumb, Mr. Yushan really liked it. He smelled the fragrance of the tea and took a sip. He smiled brightly. After Li Shi finished drinking, he remained silent, but his slight rumination betrayed his restless stomach.
Li Er took a sip, praised it, and actually asked Zhao Yanling if he could have another pot. He was not fully satisfied yet. His father's behavior made Li Tai regret his rogue behavior of pouring tea into his sleeve just now.
Looking squinting at Li Er with an expectant look on his face, Yun Ye thought about his eldest grandson's joyful expression after drinking tea. If he realized something, he would be a guest in a herdsman's house in future generations. Butter tea is a good thing to entertain guests, but
They are all ethnic minorities.
Recalling the strange life experience of the Li family and the eldest grandson's surname, I suddenly understood that those races who eat beef and mutton all like tea with an oily smell. In Li Er and the eldest grandson, it may be the inheritance brought by the body's genes.
Zhao Yanling passed in front of Yun Ye proudly, and even made a slight hum. This was the look he had after he had extreme contempt for Yun Ye...
Li Er drank a lot of lard, feeling good both physically and mentally. With Mr. Yuan Zhang playing the guqin, it was so beautiful. Li Gang recited the ancient music of "Ode to the Goddess of Luo" and wrote "Picture of the Sages under the Sophora Sophora Sinica" with a stroke of hair from a stone.
After dancing, Yun Ye fled in despair.
Before drinking, everyone was drunk, Xunxun Ran helped each other and returned home. Li Er boarded the boat, and there was still the sound of the piano to see each other off, one journey after another...
The shadow of the boat turned around the corner of the mountain, Li Gang was vomiting, Yuan Zhang was furious, Yushan grabbed Yun Ye's ears and roared like thunder, Li Shi's palm kept changing its shape, only Zhao Yanling was still immersed in infinite reverie and did not care about the world.
"Boy, you actually let me and others do such a disgusting thing as photographing horses. Aren't you afraid of thunder and lightning? I just resisted playing the piano, and I am still in pain. Where is my moral integrity?"
"If the emperor wants to be the dean, we can't just focus on profit. We also need to start with emotions and let him have feelings for the academy. This is the reason why the academy will last forever. Human emotions are very strange. With this
Things, right and wrong are secondary. For the great benefit of the academy, gentlemen, there is nothing wrong with being a villain, right?" (To be continued...)
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