History books boasted that King Qin's Formation Breaking Music was solemn and neat, with extraordinary momentum. In fact, in Yun Ye's opinion, it was a bit clumsy. The dance was not high enough, the legs were not straight enough, the coordination was not neat enough, and the soundtrack sounded too noisy.
It's too much like music, especially since this song was composed by Li Er himself, so you can imagine how bad he is.
Fortunately, when the terrible disaster has passed, amidst the crazy noise of the people, the drums stopped beating, the gongs stopped ringing, and the magical Qiuci music also faded away. Finally, I got through this period.
Before he had time to rejoice, the messy flattery of "Your Majesty is victorious in every battle and has a long life without borders" came again. Listening to the cheers of Li Baiyao beside him, Yun Ye had to join in and shout together.
He staggered open the door, leaned on the railing and rested for a long time before he recovered. The next time there was a party with broken formation music, He Shao came to Yun Ye with a red face and a hoarse voice, asking
What is the next step? Yun Ye can tell from his state that he enjoys this feeling, especially when Li Er finally appeared on the terrace and waved frequently, many people burst into tears.
"What else can we do? Follow the agreed method. The singing and dancing only lasts for half an hour at most. It's up to you. I can't come forward to make them happy. The auction is about to start. Success or failure depends on this."
"The martial arts performance just now was so good that my nose almost started to bleed." He Shao licked his plump lips and said, "Many people are still not satisfied. How about we do it again?"
He kicked and beat him and drove the idiot away, lying straight on the wide railing. He needed a good rest. He really didn't dare to go in. Someone grabbed the corner of Yun Ye's clothes and turned to look. It turned out to be
Shishi and Xinyue smiled hard and said, "Why don't you go in? The singing and dancing are very nice. Don't pay attention to me. I'm just a little tired. I just need to rest for a while."
"I'm here to stay with you. Don't say anything. Just lie down for a while and I'll hold you." Xinyue cried. Who bullied her?
Just as she was about to ask, Xin Yue put his hand on her face. She shed more tears.
"No one bullies me. No one dares to bully me. I just feel bad when I see you looking tired. You have to deal with the whole theater by yourself. I'm afraid you will be exhausted. Yezi, we don't want the money. We
How about going home? I'll wait for you to sleep, cover you warmly, and don't care about anything. Go home and sleep until dawn, just like when we were newlyweds, okay?"
Yun Ye almost shed tears when he said this. No, all the guys here owe themselves debts. How can I not get them back? I want to empty out Chang'an this time, and I also want these guys to owe Li Er.
The debt of the king of hell must not be weak.
The carp didn't start to fight, so he had to get up, move his neck, and said to Xinyue: "What do women know? It is only right to watch your songs and dances and watch your plays and live happily. Other things are for men."
Don't ask about it, I won't die yet."
After saying that, he pushed Xin Yue and Shi Shi in, and came to a window. He looked in through the window lattice and saw everyone's sleeves flying all over the sky. I don't know how to swing the sleeves that are three to four feet long.
Yes, this is much harder than playing with a meteor hammer. Her waist can only be grasped, but it swells sharply below. There is only a thin piece of gauze stretched on the round buttocks. Grandma, she was so beautiful last time in Yanlailou.
That's not how it works. As soon as the emperor comes, he wants to take off his clothes, you monster!
Yun Ye didn't remember that he had said the word "goblin". Could it be an echo? It's rare for an echo to express what's in his heart. He heard something moving behind him, and when he looked back, he saw many female relatives running out. It was difficult for everyone to dance.
It's not something these women can bear, and besides, it's not meant for women in the first place. They probably hide out here because they can't stand the ugliness of their men.
As soon as her ears tightened, Mrs. Cheng was already furious. She grabbed Yun Ye's ears and asked: "Sing and dance well, why did you find a goblin to make a fuss? Look inside, everyone is drooling. How could there be any
A bit solemn?" As soon as she spoke, a group of older women gathered around, some even rolling up their sleeves. At the moment of danger, He Shao climbed out again and shouted to Yun Ye: "Yezi,
Yezi, come and see, everyone is learning Feitian Bounce Pipa, "Good brother, I saw something exciting, so I came to Yun Ye to watch it together."
"Aunts, my nephew really doesn't know about the matter of inviting these singers. It's all done by He Shao. Would you like to ask him?" Brothers sometimes sell them, especially in this situation.
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The women of the Tang Dynasty were tough, especially Fang Xuanling's wife. The snow-white civet cat she held in her hand screamed and flew towards He Shao. What was even more terrifying was that Yuchi's wife knew martial arts.
He was still very tall. As soon as his skirt was lifted, his feet came out and kicked He Shao hard on the stomach. He Shao bent down and squatted on the ground and vomited acid water. The women kicked and punched him, and even stabbed him with hairpins.
Yes, Yun Ye shivered when he saw it.
After finally venting his anger, He Shao was already lying on the ground with his back stretched out. Even his crotch had a few slender footprints. The women entered the theater again with their necks raised. Yun Ye quickly picked up Lao He, his face was wet.
It was swollen, and he covered his crotch and screamed. After a while, Lao He stopped screaming and said to Yun Ye: "This beating cannot be in vain. Can I trick a few people when I auction it later?"
"As long as you are willing, it doesn't matter if you cheat me."
"It's a pity, you didn't see everyone's movements of shrinking buttocks, raising breasts and bouncing back on the pipa. Those legs are raised very high. It would be nice if the lights were brighter." Lao He had experience in being beaten. Although his nose was bruised and his face was swollen, he
There is no hindrance to movement, but there are a few bloody marks on the back that are very visible.
"Why is this Madam Guan so rude? Your Majesty and your Majesty are watching, how unbecoming is it?" Yun Ye became angry when he talked about this matter. This was not in a brothel, but on the stage. Such a bold performance would not be considered in future generations.
What, but in the Tang Dynasty, it was definitely out of fashion.
"Ms. Guan asked me if she could do a little trimming, so I agreed. How did I know that she could dance and dance so coquettishly?" He Shao just couldn't see women. He already had seven or eight little girls at home.
I am a concubine, and I still refuse to change my mind. This beating is not unjust.
There was another commotion inside, and Yun Ye quickly looked inside. Fortunately, Gongsun was dancing with a sword, and her clothes were still neat. She was just dancing, and the sword in her hand flew out, and was about to stab the front.
On the chest of a businessman, it turned back and flew back. If you look carefully, it turns out that there is a piece of white silk tied to the hilt of the sword, controlling the sword to fly around. Could this be what Du Fu described in his poem, when the sword moves?
Viewers from all directions are as depressed as the mountains, and the sky and the earth are low and low for a long time. Huo Ruyi shoots the nine sunsets, as if they are emperors flying dragons. It comes like thunder to calm down its anger, and ends like the river and sea condensing clear light? There is no need to condense any clear light, it is all
The businessman was so frightened that he was frothing at the mouth, and everyone around him was covering his nose.
One danced the famous "Huntuo" dance, and the other played the extremely dangerous "Sword Weapon". They all showed their special skills, just to make Li Eryi smile. Now Li Er has already surpassed Bao Si's level.
All the people in the Tang Dynasty regarded him as their public relations target, which was indeed enviable.
It doesn't matter if others are mad, but the eldest grandson's raging will be fatal. He quickly came to the emperor's box and asked the eunuch to report it. When he entered the box, he found that Li Er was smiling happily, and the eldest grandson was also smiling and making comments.
Everyone seemed to enjoy it.
Just as he was about to exit quietly, Li Er said: "It's very interesting. This Gongsun can just let her go into the palace and teach some dancers how to dance swords." Has he become lustful?
Seeing the nonchalant look on the eldest grandson's face, he had no choice but to bow down and agree. Everyone, Gongsun and Sun, must have been anxiously waiting for this news.
Finally, the sound of silk and bamboo came. The pipa performed the sounds of nature, and several famous ventriloquists vividly interpreted the peaceful atmosphere of the deep mountains and old forests. A snake made of bamboo was covered with dyed linen, one white and one cyan.
Swimming up and down the rockery, one with green eyes and one with fiery red eyes. Under the exaggeration of the lights, they looked like two real snakes. The theater suddenly became quiet, and the red snakes kept buzzing.
Telescopic, this was dressed up by the students of the academy, and those singers couldn't do it. A burst of fireworks rose up, covering the snake's body. When the fireworks dissipated, there were two charming women lying on the ground, one in green and one in white.
, like waking up from a dream...
Yun Ye didn't have time to look at these crude things. He and He Shao were preparing for the auction backstage. The servants of the Yun family were sitting in the backstage holding sandalwood boxes one after another. Each one was numbered and not messy at all.
The first thing to be auctioned was the golden nanmu. The base price was three hundred guan. Only ten pieces were sold. The rest were planned to be sold at a higher price after the palace was built. The purple rice was sold to the royal family before it could be sold.
The Yun family, Cheng family, Niu family, and Qin family have all divided up the melons. This is a good thing for health. It is only found in Longyanxi. The output is rare and the price is not expensive, but no one knows about it.
There were less than two sticks of incense left before the end of the play. The people in the audience probably sighed after hearing the hilarious love words. In the blink of an eye, a strong wind blew, the earth shook, and Xiaoqing was shot by the golden-armored god.
Shooting to death, the white snake with a swollen belly tried its best to fight with the gods. A baby's cry pierced the sky. The god holding three strands of the sky-holding fork was about to pierce it with one fork. The knot could not be pierced, and Yuchi's beard and hair grew wild.
Yuchi grabbed the fork and kicked the god man off the stage. This idiotic behavior was even applauded by the people below. Maybe he thought it was wrong. Yuchi returned the fork to the golden armored god man who got up and walked off the stage.
After I went there, I squatted down and watched.
Through the gap, Yun Ye saw Li Er and his wife laughing together. It was not until the old monk Fa Hai came up with the alms bowl that he stopped laughing: "Monsters, people have human nature, and monsters have their own ways. If you disturb the secret of heaven, you can secretly fight with others."
Mortals having an affair is an unforgivable sin. The old monk will press you under the Lei Feng Tower, and the tower will collapse and you will die." Seeing the huge alms bowl falling from the sky, White Snake shouted and threw the child to the bald Xu Xian in the distance. The alms bowl suddenly fell, and a
The tall stone tower painted on the curtain stands in the center of the stage...
After the play is over, the auction is about to begin. He Shao is in a bit of trouble. His eyes are swollen to a slit. He can't go up tonight, so he has to do it himself...)
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