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Section 41: The Fifty-Year-Old Virgin Problem

Li Jing was studying the terrain of the grassland, Li Ji was dispatching troops and generals at the front, Du Ruhui was preparing grain and equipment, Li Chengqian was ready to go out with the army, Li Er was preparing an edict to mobilize large-scale government troops from the private sector, and Fang Xuanling was busy

The civil servants who were preparing to join the army and even their eldest grandson began to eat vegetarian food and prayed for the soldiers. The war machine of the Tang Dynasty had begun to operate, and everything was busy up and down.

Only Yun Ye was very leisurely, and he used the excuse of not recovering from the two writings of the Ministry of War to pass by. He preferred chatting with yellow rats than fighting.

"You hide at home all day and don't go out. You hang around your wife. Do you still look like a man?"

"Master Marquis, I used to be alone and experienced countless dangers. Now I just want to stay by my mother-in-law's side. Life is a little boring. I have no future. I just like this boredom now. My mother-in-law has a big belly. Now

Can’t get out yet.”

This is Huang Shu's ideal, to be a small boss and live an ordinary life. Wu Dalang plays a night owl and plays with whoever he likes. It's all destiny. But he never thought that there is no difference between himself and Huang Shu. As mentioned earlier, Huang Shu

What Rat said was what Lao Cheng said when he scolded Yun Ye himself.

Wangcai dragged the carriage to drag Yun Ye home. Neither the man nor the horse wanted to go home, so he drove home at the slowest speed. When there was movement in the dry grass on the roadside, he jumped out of the carriage and beat him with a stick to see if he could get rid of it.

A rabbit came out of surprise, and when he saw a large group of sparrows resting on the treetops, he threw a stone to startle them all.

The pregnant woman in the family has a very big belly now and will give birth in one month. She is pregnant. Her temper has become a mess and she plays all sorts of petty ways. She likes to have Na Higurashi take care of her the most, even if she is clumsy and unable to do so.

Well, I want Nahigu to stay with me.

I originally thought that Higurashi would be very aggrieved, but who knew that Higurashi himself also liked to get close to Xinyue, and was ordered around without any regrets. He kept his mouth open and smiled with white teeth all day long.

Yun Ye has told Xinyue several times about this matter, but unfortunately he still refuses to change his mind.

"Then you can't drink the tea made by Higurashi. She will put tea leaves into the dead, so you have to catch her to order all the maids."

He had just returned home and was untying Wangcai's reins when Xin Yue came up. He pushed back Na Mu, who had come with him, and asked him to prepare tea. He diligently used a brush to brush the dust off Yun Ye's body.

"Then Higurashi won't be able to stay at home for long. You are a man and I don't understand. Our family is still very unfamiliar to her. She can only work more, be busier, and think about how to mess with me, so that she won't

I miss this family only when I feel lonely. You think I like her washing my feet. My feet hurt for two days after washing them, just to make this silly woman feel refreshed."

Whenever Xin Yue talks about this, he looks calm and confident, much more confident than General Li when talking about military strategy.

"There are two perverts, one likes to bully others and the other likes to be bullied. I have nothing to say. I can't understand what's going on with you bitches.'

'If you talk about military and state affairs, I don't know anything about it. That's your responsibility. If a woman gets involved in it, it's not sensible. Don't you see that your empress doesn't get involved in government affairs? I can't understand your map either. There's nothing on it.

It's a big matter of dispatching troops, so you just put it on the table haphazardly. If spies look at it, I don't know how many soldiers will die. Here are the keys. I put them all away for you, so Uncle Jiang and the others can keep an eye on them.

, I saw Shi Shi and Xiao Wu standing around looking at the map you marked with a small flag. This is not allowed.

As for the affairs at home, you should stay less involved. Higurashi will not be bullied by me. She has a concubine to help her with advice and she will accept it. Don’t think that I can’t see it. I am just pretending to be pitiful to make you feel sorry for me. You used to

But you never talk about me. It's only been a few days now, and you've already talked about me four or five times.

Don't look at that girl's foolishness, you know in your heart that you have underestimated your concubine."

He took the brush from Xin Yue's hand and brushed Wangcai's coat at the same time. In winter, Wangcai's coat was beautiful and shiny. Now the color of his fur has finally become pure, maroon, and there is a white spot on his long face.

The position between the eyebrows and the roots of the four hooves are also white. If it is a black horse, it is the famous dark clouds treading snow.

Li Chunfeng is the one looking for scolding, and he dares to say that Wangcai has a tear trough. He is a broom star, and this horse needs to be dealt with quickly.

Deal with your sister, you can deal with me no matter what. I am the real broom star. This leader is famous in Chang'an. Dealing with wealth? This is purely seeking death. Whose horse has that?

Prosperity attracts pain? My family has always treated him as a lucky cat.

Is the white spot between the eyebrows the tear trough? It is the symbol of a BMW. At that time, the thin Li Chunfeng was pressed on the manger and beaten until he changed his mind and said it was a BMW. He was not let go.

Compared with Wangcai, Li Chunfeng was nothing. In Yun Ye's view, a Taoist priest who cheated on food and drink, cheated on this and that all day long, and it was said that he could see things happening in the next five hundred years.

It’s not that Yun Ye looks down on this pair of masters and apprentices who were treated as gods in the Tang Dynasty. You can’t wait for five hundred years at most. I have a clear understanding of what will happen in the next fifteen hundred years. Xiao Wu wandered in front of him for eighty years.

When he came back, he said that he had a wonderful skeleton and would be a beautiful woman in the future.

As for his own famous prophecy about Wu Meiniang, I have never heard him mention it. It seems that it was added by those damn sycophant historical recorders.

As long as Yun Ye sits on the kang, Rimu will definitely lie on top of Yun Ye, and both of them enjoy the squeezing of their soft bodies.

Xin Yue also wanted to climb up, but her big belly prevented her from enjoying this rare warm moment between husband and wife.

Yun Ye is always the last to come home. By this time, they have already had dinner. Three or four dishes and a bowl of noodles are placed on the small kang table, which is Yun Ye's dinner. In terms of modern food, it is at best

Top to medium, a chicken leg, a plate of vegetables, a few slices of mutton, and a little pickles, that's all.

Sometimes Yun Ye thinks that there are only two words in life, food and clothing. People's lives usually revolve around these two words.

As for fame and wealth, they are all weird things that are created when you have enough to eat and have nothing to do. They are trivial and cannot be mentioned on the table. As for women, it is even more strange.

The sexes are nothing more than an instinct for racial continuation. All species want to spread their genes more, so lions will challenge the Lion King again and again, just to occupy more female lions for continuation.

one's own descendants.

This is very similar to Li Er's behavior, except that the lion will not let go of every lioness it occupies. Li Er's ability needs to be improved, lest there are always virgins in their fifties or sixties appearing in the palace.

I sent seven or eight to Zhuangzi a few days ago.

A fifty-year-old virgin is a kind of torment. There is a dilapidated village west of Yushan. Yun Ye used the eunuchs and maids' own money to buy it, increasing the amount tenfold.

Four or five retired old eunuchs were sent by the eldest grandson to learn how to manage Zhuangzi from Lao Qian, the housekeeper of the Yun family.

Failure to notify the eldest grandson of matters in the palace would lead to big trouble. Wuji personally appealed to the emperor, hoping that Gong'e, the retired eunuch in the future, would have a place to take care of in old age so that he would not die of cold or starvation.

Li Er handed this matter over to his eldest grandson and ignored it himself. The eldest grandson naturally handed over the matter to Yun Ye conveniently and paid a thousand strings of money himself.

She doesn't care about the old palace maid's pension.

She took a bite of rice, stuffed the chicken legs behind her back and watched him eat. Higurashi watched him slobber. This woman was finished. She had a bad habit since she was a child. She didn't want to see others eating. She obviously ate very well, but she saw others eating.

Still envious.

Xin Yue took out a handful from Na Rimu's chest and said to Yun Ye: "She just finished eating and she ate a whole chicken and even drank the soup. Her body is as fat as a pig's and her breasts are bigger than mine."

The child that will be fed soon is very big. I don’t know if there will be a horse that can carry her back to the grassland."

The female gangster's hands and feet made Na Rimu feel embarrassed. People on the grassland would never let it go as long as they had a chance to eat. They must gain more fat to prepare for the winter. This is true for cattle and sheep, and it is also true for people.

Yun Ye looked back at Na Rimu, who was bulging forward and backward. It was good. The waist was still very thin. As for other places getting bigger, it was not bad. He saw Na Rimu was still looking at the mutton after finishing the chicken legs, so he took the mutton again.

He handed it to her and asked her to eat more.

My mind couldn't be idle, and I then thought that the eldest grandson must know what happened in the palace, and maybe he was watching to see how far Yun Ye planned to get involved, and then adjust his response strategy.

You can't go to Li Chengqian for this kind of thing. If he comes in, it won't be of any benefit to him in inheriting the throne in the future, and he can't be involved. Who knows how many dirty things are involved, and it can't be cleaned even if it's been stained for three years.

Who can get involved with these people without any future troubles? The chopsticks are propped on the chin, and the faces in his mind are flashing quickly.

Suddenly, a row of people froze in his mind. These people should be fine. The family scandal should not be made public. The Li family is still in charge. If I hadn't always been cautious and got caught in the palace conflict, I would have been ruined long ago.

Your Li family is rich in strong men, both men and women. Instead of focusing on intrigues, it would be better to focus more on those despicable people.

Managing a village is a science. Don’t they also have to manage their own family property after they get married? Forget about the brainless weirdo like Princess Honghua.

Chang Le, Gao Yang, and Lan Ling are all good candidates. Before they get married, they will manage these dead eunuchs in the palace. After they get married, they will hand over the power to other unmarried princesses. I only need to train those brainless princesses of Li Er.

After figuring it out, Yun Ye applauded his wisdom and got rid of the big trouble. Since those dead eunuchs like princesses, they should like all the princesses in the palace and don't let any of them go.

With nothing on his mind, his appetite increased. When he was about to finish all his noodles, he realized that the bowl was empty. Nahigu leaned on the pillow and groaned. His belly was bulging. She was pregnant again?


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