Section 41 I am a madman of Chu, Feng Ge laughs at Confucius
Chapter 41 I am a madman from Chu, Feng Ge laughs at Confucius
Li Anlan agreed with a smile, picked up the two letters on the table, read them and said: "Since you have such important official duties, why do you talk about family affairs? Every time Zhao She, a famous general in the Warring States Period, received official duties, he would never talk about it.
If you keep asking about family affairs, can't you imitate others?"
Yun Ye nodded, indicating that he had been taught, and then pushed Li Anlan out the door and said to her: "My father and son want to study the route of the army. From now on, you are not allowed to see me. In ten years, we will meet again by fate."
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After saying that, she closed the door tightly, and Li Anlan kicked her feet several times outside. Seeing that no one opened the door for her, she had to leave angrily.
"Son, you and I hate this kind of woman who pushes others to make progress. If you become Zhao She today, tomorrow you dare to become Zhao Kuo. If a woman gets involved in a man's family affairs, bad things will happen. You and I are here.
It can be said that the lesson in this aspect is painful, and you will regret it for three lifetimes when you think about it. You must accept your father's lesson. When you grow up, you are not allowed to run behind women without any future. "
The child responded to Yun Ye, opening his little mouth and drooling non-stop.
Li Er has always been considerate, why has he become so tough? Over the years, he has been invincible and invincible. The only one who embarrassed him, Jie Li, is now living a life worse than death in Honglu Temple.
As long as I think about it, I will be pulled out of the exhibition to perform songs and dances for the emperors of the Tang Dynasty. Last time I heard Cheng Chumo say that this guy had two small drums tied to his waist and a red flower on his head. He sang and danced at the celebration and danced very well.
Because of his beauty, he won the applause of the whole house. Li Er specially rewarded him with a hundred taels of gold and allowed him to go out and visit Chang'an for three hours every year.
Li Er overestimated his own strength? Impossible, this guy is the ancestor who pretended to be a pig and ate the tiger. Whenever Li Er became faint, Yun Ye knew that he was not far away from victory. This time it happened again.
What do you want to do?
Yun Ye is not worried about transporting food. He just needs to follow the monsoon. This strong wind will carry him all the way to the Liaodong Peninsula, and there will be no big storms during the period. This is a gift from God. As long as the ship does not leak, he can
There is no danger if it sinks, but I can’t draw a chart. This voyage is very important. I need to mark the reefs and waterways on the spot. I also need to pay attention to the hydrology along the way. I also need to make on-the-spot inspections of some strategic places.
, places that can open seaports must send people to conduct on-site surveys.
The boat exploring the road ahead must be dangerous, but it shouldn't be a problem to find some guys like Dongyu. They like sunken ships, and Dongyu always told Liu Jinbao that if the boat sank, he would definitely be able to bring the Marquis to the shore. Secondly,
Thirty miles of water is no big deal. You little thing, don’t expect me to do anything good for you. It’s said that a shipwreck is bad luck on the sea.
A refreshing warmth entered his arms, awakening Yun Ye from his deep thoughts. His son lay in his father's arms and fell asleep. The little sparrow was spewing a stream of clear water. He did not dare to disturb the child until he finished urinating.
, then put him on the table and checked his clothes.
As expected of his own son, he peeed so well. He didn't get any stain on his clothes, but his father's crotch was so wet that it felt like he peed his pants.
"There is a bright future, son. This is how things will be done from now on. This is the standard strategy for nobles."
I called Li Anlan to come in, but no one agreed. I was about to go to the front hall to look for him, but just after I passed through the Moon Gate, I heard Liu Fulu's flattering voice.
"Your Highness Princess, now that Lingnan has been wiped out by the Marquis, this is actually a good opportunity for governance. The mountain god beat many unruly guys to death with his drums. Now you only need to send the five hundred military attachés down there.
, and then another 500 remaining sergeants will form a government office and be handed over to civilian officials such as me. I promise you that within three years, the government will definitely be governed. You will not close the door at night and not pick up things on the road. You can rest assured.
, By then, you can go to Chang'an when you have time, and nothing will happen if you stay there for a year and a half."
"Hey, I'm just a woman. I'm not like you men who can do big things. I just want to manage the territory well and make it rich, peaceful and joyful. The children left to me in the future will be satisfied."
This woman will pretend to be pitiful whenever she gets a chance. Although this will make Liu Fulu and others angry, she will be very embarrassed.
He became angry and forgot that his crotch was still wet. He walked in the door with his child in his arms and said to Liu Fulu: "Govern Lingnan well. If you can make meritorious deeds, you may return to Guanzhong. People in Guanzhong say
You will not enter Sichuan when you are young, and you will not leave seclusion when you are old. If you work for a few years, you will bury yourselves in the graves of your ancestors whenever you have the chance. If you bring trouble to me again, I will send you to the deep mountains and old forests, and
A blind bear is in the company of a blind man."
More than a dozen prisoners bowed together to express their gratitude, and under the majesty of the Marquis, they exited the living room like quails one by one.
"Oh my, the prince who peed his pants is so majestic. My little girl has seen it. But can you change your pants when you peed? If you teach your subordinates like this, you will lose a bit of your majesty."
"The climate in Lingnan is so hot that it makes people upset. I am in need of boy's urine to detoxify. My Lin'er is worried about my urgent needs, so I send down rain to relieve my worries. It's just the right time. What's wrong? You are a wife.
It is unbecoming of a woman to meet these wretched people in the living room without the supervision of elders or the company of servants. How can you dare to be so arrogant?"
Li Anlan smiled when he heard this and said: "This is a person who was caught alive. What are Mr. Lang's plans? If I enter the Yun family's door, I will scare you to death. If I hadn't been so petty back then, what would the Yun family be like now?"
The official wife should be mine. Rong'er is also the legitimate eldest young master of the Yun family. Xin Yue is at most a concubine. How dare you show your temper at me sourly? Otherwise, I will write a letter to my father tomorrow and prepare to remarry.
What about you? My innocence is ruined in your hands. You will not suffer any loss if you marry me."
Yun Ye touched his nose and forgot about it. He couldn't discuss this matter clearly with her. Women inherently think that they are victims and suffer the consequences. I don't know when this theory started. In short, men can't take advantage of it.
It's reasonable to say that I don't have the same knowledge as a woman. I shook my sleeves and was ready to run away.
"You haven't even changed your clothes yet. Why are you running? Marquis Lingnan smells like urine." Li Anlan now knows where to go with those words. Seeing Yun Ye turning around to run away, she feels sour in her heart, but it doesn't show on her face.
Last year, two years of suffering turned a proud woman into the little woman she is now.
Take Wangcai out of the horse pen. This guy doesn't go out for a day now. He just hangs around for a few mares in this pen. Yun Ye told the groom that Wangcai is not allowed to get close to the mares here. Horses from the south
They are all short, so for the sake of making money and future prospects, let him be patient for a while. The war horse will be sick for up to a month, and it will be over after a while.
After wandering for a while, he heard a man standing on the railing of Cuifeng Tower, shouting: "I am a madman of Chu, Feng Ge laughs at Confucius." Hearing these words, Yun Ye almost fell into a stupor and his blood boiled.
My thoughts kept rising to my head, I was really lucky to meet Li Bai here.
Taking Wangcai with him, he entered the Cuifeng Tower, preparing to pay homage to his idol. When the old madam saw three men and a horse entering the building, he hurriedly came up to meet him, but was turned aside by Liu Jinbao with a low voice.
Asked: "Who was the man who was reading the poem just now? Tell him to come out. My master wants to see him."
The old bustard's professionalism was extremely good. He was not upset when others pushed him aside. He smiled and said: "Yeah, you are looking for Xiao Cangsheng. He has no money and wants to jump off the platform and be cheated."
My mother is back, are you his friend?" The old bustard asked angrily in a low voice. Yun Ye ignored him and Dong Yu couldn't speak, so he naturally had to ask Liu Jinbao.
"Bring him out, I have something to ask him." Yun Ye found a soft couch and sat down, then put the cake on the case to Wangcai's mouth.
The old madam knew Uncle Liu Jinbao. When he saw him, he could only stand behind the young man, and he immediately knew what to do.
"Flower girl, take your man down. There are guests who want to make people laugh. Hurry up." After saying these words, she was a little embarrassed. She didn't see the beautiful girl in the brothel, but she was anxious to see the man. She hadn't seen him in these years.
Pass.
The loquats in the brothel taste good, and the yellow color makes people like it. Yun Ye picked up one and put it in his mouth to chew slowly, ready to wait for this laughing man to come out and take a closer look at who he is and why he misses Li Bai.
Poetry, this right has always been unique to oneself, could it be said that the origin of this guy is also unclear?
A fat woman in brocade clothes walked down the stairs with a drunken man in green clothes on her shoulders. She came to her and put the man on another soft couch. She boldly said: "My lord, Xiao Cangsheng is just a down-and-out scholar."
, His mouth may be a bit smelly on weekdays, but he doesn’t dare to offend noble people. "
Yun Ye didn't answer and said to Dongyu: "Wake him up."
Dongyu grinned and stepped out of the door. With a strong movement of his arms, he lifted up the huge rain-catching urn. There was still a full urn of water in the urn. He came in and put the rain-catching urn on the floor.
He picked up Xiao Cangsheng like a chicken and stuffed him into a water vat, without even losing his head, and he was bubbling with water.
Hua Niang desperately wanted to save Xiao Cangsheng, but Dong Yu's arms were thick and powerful, and she, a woman, could not move them, so she could only open her mouth and bite it.
Dongyu frowned, flicked his arm, and threw the fat Hua Niang away, knocking over a flower stand and being pressed under the stand, crying miserably.
"Stop...what's the matter? Come at...me. What kind of man is it to bully a woman?"
Xiao Cangsheng lay on the edge of the water urn, wiped the water on his face, and said a few words intermittently.
Yun Ye spit out the loquat. His mouth felt bitter after eating too much. He wiped his hands, squatted in front of Xiao Cangsheng and asked: "Where did that line of poetry come from?" (To be continued.