Yun Ye stood on the bow of the boat and spread his arms, making flying movements in the wind. The swelling in his cheeks had quietly subsided, and the boil on the back of his head had healed with medicine. He had just taken a hot bath and was wearing a light shirt. He felt a sense of
An ecstatic feeling.
The wind pouring in through the open skirt and out from under the crotch is really one of the great enjoyments in the world. When I was drifting, a building boat passed by, and a man in brocade pointed at Yun Ye and laughed.
There were two charming women cuddling in his arms, giggling.
Just laugh, it’s okay. Yun Ye knew that his action just now was so stupid. The problem was that this guy also used fruit cores to smash it, which was too much. Yun Ye was on a military ship, and ordinary people were
Walk around, now the river is wide, you go your way, I go mine, it doesn't matter, it just doesn't matter. Even if you see something ridiculous, it doesn't hurt to laugh. If you see it is a warship, deliberately provoking it is a reckless act.
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Yun Ye looked carefully and didn't recognize him. That's great. I have seen all the dudes in the Tang Dynasty platoon, but I have never seen this one. How can I not give him a lesson? I don't want the navy's face anymore.
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The guy on the opposite boat laughed even more wildly. He actually tore off a woman's clothes and exposed a pair of white breasts to the broad daylight. What's even weirder is that the woman also shamelessly and deliberately pushed her breasts out further.
The taller he is, the more he smiles wildly.
The eyes of the navy soldiers were all on fire. They all turned their heads to see how Yun Ye would respond. With Shangguan here, it was not their turn to speak.
Yun Ye pulled off the crossbow jacket of the Eight Ox Crossbow on the bow of the boat and shouted: "Come here and help me, Lord Marquis, to draw the bow."
Immediately, a group of strong men ran over and quickly opened the eight-oxen crossbows. The arrow slots were filled with eight giant crossbows with barbs. Dongyu had taken off all but a cloth strap and was ready to jump in at any time.
The people on the other side realized that the situation was not good, and it was already too late to run away. A guy who looked like a butler quickly opened a royal flag. Yun Ye took a closer look and found that it was King Li Yuanchang of Lu.
As soon as the king's flag was struck, the soldiers looked at each other. They didn't know the words, but they knew the four-clawed yellow dragon flag. It was a flag that could only be owned by the county king. Offending him would be a death penalty. Because the king's flag and the county king did not agree with each other.
Separate. The person opposite could only be Li Yuanchang.
Li Yuanchang, who was on the opposite side, thought he had shocked the group of Qiu Ba, so he exposed his head from behind the female wall again, pointed at the warship and cursed loudly, while the two women were still cheering him on.
Yun Ye took out his ears, turned around and said to Wu Shi, "Concubine Sun, are you still alive?"
He said without any tongue or expression: "I'm alive, but I haven't seen the Emperor in five or six years." Yun Ye nodded, first pointed the arrow of the Eight Ox Crossbow at Li Yuanchang, and then took the mallet from the soldier's hand. This
Just get ready to shoot the arrow.
Li Yuanchang retracted his head again. Under Hong Cheng's worried eyes, Yun Ye hit the mechanism with a hammer. Now I'm afraid the trouble won't be big enough. Cheng Qian and Qing Que both said that they were bullied by this bastard when they were young.
Qingqing, especially Qingque. He hated this guy to the core. Li Er came back from the front and gave Qingque a hunting dog as a birthday gift. Who knew that Li Yuanchang saw it and insisted on snatching it away. At that time, Li Er, the king of Qin, also
Unable to offend the prince and the king of Qi, the eldest grandson gave the dog to Li Yuanchang. Who knew that this guy actually killed the dog, skinned it, made dog meat and brought it to Qingque, who was so scared that Qingque peed several times.
Yue's bed, this was what Yun Ye told Li Chengqian when they were chatting. Therefore, Yun Ye thought that as long as he didn't kill Li Yuanchang, nothing would happen.
The crossbow arrows penetrated the building ship with a harsh whistling sound. The thin building ship could not stand up to such a murderous weapon. In an instant, the entire building ship was wailing. The small building above collapsed suddenly, and the disheveled Li Yuanchang was pulling
He yelled: "I am King Lu. You are so brave. I want to kill all nine of your tribes."
Yun Ye curled his lips, spat, and said to the soldiers: "Assemble my trebuchet. If I don't smash his broken ship into wooden slag today, I won't be Yun Ye. ***, I will be regarded as the three evils of Chang'an."
Is his name fake?"
The soldiers continued to prepare the trebuchet for the Marquis, and each of them put the largest stones in bamboo baskets. As long as Yun Ye cut the traction rope, the stones as big as winter melons would fly over. Isn’t that building a ship?
Even scum is impossible.
"Mr. Wu Gu, will Marquis Yun get into trouble if he does this? After all, Li Yuanchang is the king of the county."
"Hong Cheng, since you and I are not as smart as Marquis Yun, then just stay aside and watch the show. Smart people sometimes do stupid things, but Marquis Yun doesn't. He is very measured. Didn't you see that the crossbow arrow went in just now?
The empty building means that Marquis Yun has no intention of killing people. This is one of his strategies. Li Yuanchang will surely suffer a loss if you look at this matter. Marquis Yun may gain something in return. "
Preparing the trebuchet was very slow and took some time. When Li Yuanchang saw the soldiers pushing the trebuchet over, he screamed strangely and ran away. Now he confirmed that the leader on the opposite side was a two-pole and dared to use Ba Niu.
He dared to use the trebuchet while they were preparing for the crossbow. He launched a small boat and jumped on it. He urged the guards to row quickly and escape from this terrible place. The two women in colorful clothes desperately begged the prince to take them with him.
They wanted to leave, but Li Yuanchang was just trying to escape, so there was nothing they could do about it.
With the trebuchet in place, Yun Ye cut off the trip wire with a ferocious smile, and a large stone smashed down from the top of the building. Amidst the loud noises, the building had tilted seriously. It is estimated that it will not take long.
sink.
The servants of Prince Lu who were hiding far away on the bow of the boat jumped off the boat one after another to escape, leaving only two women lying on the bow of the boat crying, begging others to take them away too.
"Dongyu, bring those two women over. We are venting our anger, not killing people." Dongyu, with two shining eyes, had a rope tied around his waist. He plunged into the river with a sudden movement and reached the boat in a few seconds.
On the boat, he climbed onto the building like an ape, holding the two women under his arms. While the building was not sinking, he jumped into the canal again. The soldiers on the warship pulled the rope and pulled him back. The winter fish monster laughed.
As the rope floated over, two big hands clasped the plump breasts of the two women and rubbed them from time to time, making the other soldiers gulp down their saliva.
As soon as Dongyu climbed aboard the warship, Yun Ye ordered a trebuchet to hit the ship violently, smashing it into pieces to prevent it from sinking and affecting the safety of the waterway.
The raindrops of stones smashed over and completely smashed a luxurious and beautiful building into pieces of wood, which floated down the river, along with some colorful women's clothes, boxes and cages and other sundries.
The two women got on the boat and knelt on the deck, kowtowing desperately, hoping that Yun Ye would spare their lives.
"Are you the royal concubines?" Yun Ye was curious to know if Li Yuanchang had the courage to let his concubines stand naked in front of others.
"If I go back to Lord Jun, the slave family is not the concubine of Prince Lu's palace, but a singing prostitute from Wanhua House. It was the prince who asked the slave to do that just now. He doesn't care about our affairs. Lord Lord, please spare your life."
It turned out to be two singers. Yun Ye immediately lost interest. He gave the two singers two coins and sent someone to drive them to the shore in a small boat. Then he kicked Dongyu's legs twice.
It can be considered as punishing him.
Li Yuanchang's boat had already landed on the shore. He was surrounded by several naked guards, who were jumping and cursing on the shore. Yun Ye aimed the eight-niu crossbow loaded with arrows at Li Yuanchang again. Li Yuanchang was pushed down by the guards.
Down, twisting and crawling down the river embankment like an earthworm.
"The Marquis is mighty!" Every soldier who saw Yun Ye stood up and shouted respectfully. This is how it is in the army. Face is first, life is second. The chief officer is strong, and the soldiers under his command are strong.
They will also straighten their backs, and marching and fighting will also add a bit of bravery. The character of the chief officer determines the status of a team. A strong chief officer will have few cowards under his command. In the past, the navy was not taken seriously in the army.
His status is like a heavy soldier, he has always been the target of ridicule. Now that he has a strong Marquis, his face is also glorious. I only hope that the Marquis will always be his chief officer. By then, everyone's military achievements and wealth will not be the same.
lack.
The complacent Yun Ye whistled and planned to go back to his cabin to sleep. The tongueless ghost appeared behind him and said in a strange and sinister manner: "The Marquis is mighty, but after the mighty force, how do you plan to end it?"
"It's all over the place. Li Yuanchang still dares to return to Beijing. It's obvious that he wants to make himself uncomfortable. I have a good student named Li Tai and Li Qingque. He has suffered countless humiliations since he was a child. Most of them are related to Li Yuanchang.
I just need to tell classmate Li Qingque immediately that his enemy has returned to Beijing. Do you think Li Yuanchang still has the energy to cause trouble for me?"
Wuji widened his eyes and said: "What a great trick to get rid of Li Daitao. Just pretend that I didn't say anything about what I just said." He sighed in praise and shook his head before going back to his room and continuing to educate the worried man.
Hongcheng.
Seeing Wu Ji coming back, Hongcheng hurriedly greeted him and asked: "What did the Marquis say? How is he going to deal with it? Li Yuanchang will definitely cry to His Majesty and use weapons to smash his boat to pieces, almost killing people, and
Or on a busy canal, if we are in a deserted place, we can kill them all. Now that they are in full view of everyone, what should we do?"
Wu Tongue picked up his teapot and took a sip of tea, and said to Hong Cheng: "God, I have just discovered that the difference between smart people and stupid people is so big. Smart people can handle the same thing like a spring breeze, and stupid people can handle it like a breath of fresh air."
You always mess up things, make them bloody, and even say it's for the good of your master. His Majesty sent you to Lingnan for no injustice at all. I really don't know how your Majesty has tolerated you for so many years. I and you
After we have been together for three months, I can’t wait to kick you back to Lingnan. Your Majesty is so kind to you old friends that I have nothing to say.”
Hong Cheng was stunned for a long time, then heaved a sigh of relief and said, "Since when did you start calling yourself an old man? In the past, you always called yourself our family, but for so many days, I never thought of you as a eunuch. Why?"