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Section 23 We Don't Be Stupid

Sitting on the balcony of the office and looking down, he could always see some pleasing pictures. Xiao Wu made a pot of tea for Yun Ye, carefully held it to the master, and obediently moved a small stool to sit next to the master, blinking.

I looked down with big eyes, and after looking for a while, I didn't find anything good to see. When I turned back to look at the master, I found that the master was smiling happily. It seemed that he had seen the most beautiful picture in the world.

"Master, there are a group of people walking around below. Why do you find it so enjoyable to see them?"

Yun Ye patted the armrest of the bamboo chair and said to Xiao Wu: "Didn't you realize that these people already formed the most beautiful picture? Look, Xu Jingzong was earnestly admonishing the two students who threw away the food. I

I know that he himself doesn't eat much of the food in the academy. When he gets home, he always gives it to his old servants. But, he really likes this feeling of putting himself on the moral high ground, because in this way, no matter what the background of the students, they must

He bowed his head and accepted the admonition. Under the strong pressure of universal values, even the royal family had to surrender. At this time, Xu Jingzong was extremely powerful. For this matter, he would not have the slightest fear even if he had a head-on dispute with the emperor. Xiao

Wu, do you understand what my teacher said?"

Xiao Wu's beautiful eyebrows were tightly knitted, and he was trying hard to think about what Yun Ye said. Xu Jingzong is a super cunning person. Master has long said that such people avoid standing against power all their lives, but now Master said,

Despite not wasting food, Xu Jingzong, who is as timid as a mouse, is as courageous as the sky. Why?

Yun Ye stopped saying anything else to Xiao Wu. The truth is his own if he understands it by himself. If he forces it into him, it will no longer be the truth.

Standing on the small building, you can see a lot of scenery. For example, Yun Qi, the default housekeeper of the day, went to the grassland and then plunged into the library to study the customs there. In his free time, he and

The servants that Higurashi brought were mixed together, and now he was the absolute leader among the group. Huan Niang would sometimes go to him, and the two of them would stay in the room and talk for a whole day. Obviously, Huan Niang

Mom also likes this cunning young man Yun Qi.

As soon as Liu Renyuan arrived in Chang'an, he was dragged to the academy. He changed into a green shirt and held a large pile of books in his arms. Mr. Jin Zhu's bamboo board behind him was always hitting his back, and he had a steamed bun in his mouth.

, being driven back to the classroom to study like a donkey, the treatment of underachievers will certainly not be much better.

Wu Tongue was like a destructive maniac. He had just finished his meal and stood under the shade of a tree, holding a piece of wood in his hand and randomly breaking it into pieces. He performed his powerful eagle claw skill, successfully attracting the attention of the onlookers.

He exclaimed in surprise, and then he touched and pinched the young children very obscenely. When he didn't find anything interesting, he patted the child on the head and said that he was born with a good talent for studying literature and did not dare to waste it.

In martial arts, when I met someone with good skills, I would randomly deal cards to them. According to what he said, he would not give up until he recruited enough of the Ten Diamonds. The old slave has only lived to this day to truly show his taste for life.

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Mr. Li Gang's profile is also getting bigger and bigger. He is obviously very healthy and can walk dozens of miles a day. However, he just asked Gong Gong to build him a comfortable four-wheeled car, with his direct disciples always pushing him behind.

The old man moved forward. He was sitting on the car holding a teapot in one hand and pointing at the sky and the earth with one finger. He could hear the students shaking their heads excitedly. This was one of the few hobbies of the old man now.

Dozens of servants were shouting and hoisting the big fish's bones and placing them on a built stone base. The bones were covered with a thick layer of tung oil and sparkled in the sun. The students had long since disappeared.

Liu Renyuan was so interested in watching that he brought the bones back with him when he came back. He also treated the junior students in the academy to a meal of whale meat and told them the story of the sea. It was very inspiring. However, after telling the story, he was

Teacher Jin Zhu was called into the office. He had been slapped so many times. When he came out, his hands were swollen like pig's trotters, but his face was smiling happily.

No student wants to go to the densest place with trees. The small elm trees planted in the early years are now more than ten feet tall. The solid wooden forks as thick as an arm form a solid wall. Even if you want to split it with a knife, it will take a long time.

It takes a while to split it, not to mention that there are some strange plants in the tree wall. If the sap accidentally sticks to the body, it will make people have pimples all over the body and make people crazy with itchiness. It can be said that in the entire academy, except

Li Tai has a special liking for this place. Others can run as far as they can. Huo Biao doesn't like plants but is very interested in the animals in the tree wall. He just doesn't dare to go in alone. He always needs servants to manage this place.

I rushed in with him.

Li Shi regarded this place as his own private territory and moved his office into it. During this period, he painted eerie and weird paintings, including a Buddha with eyes bigger than his nose, an extremely ugly Samana protector, and a ferocious evil dragon, like

There are more portraits of demons than human-like generals. If Li Er asks him to paint a portrait of General Lingyan Pavilion in the future, no one in that palace will dare to enter. Because Li Shi said that he no longer pays attention to appearance, he only paints the essence now.

The appearance of the skin is just a passing cloud, there is nothing so rare about it.

He really only pays attention to connotation. Two months ago, he was very connotative and added a cousin to Yun Ye. Now you can't see this guy in the academy. He only took three months of maternity leave. It seems that he will need another three months.

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Mr. Li Gang always takes a nap in the sun every day. No matter how fierce the sun is, he will sleep in a small shed for an hour. When Yun Ye and Xiao Wu came down from the office, the old man was sleeping on the four-wheeled car.

He was having a good time, with dappled sunlight shining on him through the gaps in the bamboo shed. His face was covered with sweat and he was snoring like thunder.

When Hou Jie saw Yun Ye, he wanted to run. After running for two steps, he stopped and walked to Yun Ye's side, scratching the back of his head and whispering: "Brother Yezi, why did you come to the academy today?"

"Is it weird? The academy is almost my home, why do you think I can't come?" Yun Ye asked, rolling his eyes.

Hou Jie rubbed his hands, wiped them on his face, and seemed to have thrown away his face. He said in a rough voice: "Look, I just looked at other students' papers and got fucked by Mr. Yushan."

When I come to build the rockery, no one else is allowed to help me. I admit it. Now the rockery will be completed. It will be fine after just one more day of work. Brother Yun, don’t tell my mother and sister."

I didn't learn anything else in the academy, but I learned the academy's traditional shamelessness. After being punished, I was not allowed to talk about it everywhere. Yun Ye said without thinking: "It's too late. When your sister heard the news, the whole world

Fangfeng said he wanted to skin me, so he will probably come to the academy to see you in the next two days, so be careful."

Hou Jie fell to the ground on his back and screamed loudly: "Kill me, kill me. Do you know how poisonous my sister's mouth is? I would rather build another rockery than let her come to see it."

I, God, you can strike me to death with thunder."

Yun Ye knelt down and looked at Hou Jie who was in pain and asked: "What is the motto of the academy?"

"We won't be fools!" Hou Jie answered quickly. It seems that this sentence has been deeply rooted in people's hearts, which is good.

"Then why do you think our motto is not study hard and make progress every day? This sentence was also very good before. Why did the whole academy vote to use this vulgar sentence as the motto?"

"Because no one likes to be a fool." Hou Jie couldn't understand why Yun Ye asked him this. The most important thing at the moment was to prevent his sister from finding him.

"Plagiarism, although it is wrong, is not serious enough to require you to work as a coolie. Why didn't you think of the mistake?"

"How did I know that Mr. Yushan was so angry that he slapped me more than ten times and punished me for building a rockery? When you said it, I felt something was wrong. Ling Guobao's previous plagiarism was not as bad as mine."

Hearing what Hou Jie said, Yun Ye became angry immediately. He slapped the guy's head with the fan in his hand without thinking. It's a pity that Hou Junji, a generation of outstanding people, gave birth to such a person.

son.

"Stop, explain the matter clearly and then fight. Even if you die, you will make me understand." Hou Jie lost his temper and moved his butt back, waving his hands randomly, and he was so angry.

Yun Ye stopped and allowed himself to catch his breath. Xiao Wu squatted behind and beat his master on the back, hoping not to get angry.

"Boy, plagiarism is not a big mistake in the academy. It will end with more than a dozen slaps, but you don't know the motto of the academy. We don't want to be fools, but you have to be a fool. If not, who will punish you?"

"Why am I being such a fool? My mother said that I am smarter than a monkey. I admit other things. You are insulting me by calling me a fool. I will challenge you to a duel, right behind the rockery, now!"

Hou Jie's anger almost burst out from the Tianling Gai.

"The guy who asked you to copy was Ling Guobao, right? You said you were not a fool. Ling Guobao passed the exam? There were several good students sitting next to you who were both good in character and academics. Why did you copy Ling Guobao? You did.

Will his work pass the test? Since it can’t pass the test, why risk being caught plagiarizing?”

Yun Ye's words made Hou Jie lose his temper. He held his head and said, "It's true that you shouldn't. If you want to copy it, you should copy Leng Yue's. You should be gentler. It's worn out when you carry a stone on your back."

Yun Ye sat helplessly beside him and said feebly: "It's just a copycat of Ling Guobao, why did you even copy the name? Not only are you a fool this time, but your husband is also a fool.

You also said you are smarter than monkeys?"

Hearing Yun Ye's words, Xiao Wu immediately laughed so hard that he couldn't help but leaned softly on Yun Ye's back, his whole body shaking like leaves in the wind.

Hou Jie's face turned red, he roared angrily, grabbed Yun Ye's collar and said, "I'm a fool, I deserve to be stoned, but if you tell anyone else about this, I will cut off your clothes."

Righteousness, old age and death do not communicate with each other. "(To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to become a registered member of Piaotian Literature to recommend this work. Your support is my biggest motivation.)


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