The old man had a great time in the academy. He even asked Yun Ye to push him into the classroom and personally taught a section of "The Analects" to the students. Then he left with satisfaction after everyone bowed their hands and thanked him. As for how Mr. Yushan explained what he said to him
Otherwise, this is not something he should consider.
The gate of the academy is always a must-visit place for everyone who comes to the academy. Those nobles in Chang'an City have regarded the gate as a place of entertainment. If friends from other places come to visit,
It is a very interesting thing to go and tease at the gate. The young lady of a big family does not see outsiders, but she is accompanied by her father and brother to play in the academy. This is not prohibited, but you must wear men's clothes. This is Yun Ye
You have to work hard for it, otherwise a school full of men will distort the fragile hearts of the students.
Li Gang didn't know what he was talking about, but seeing his resolute attitude, he reluctantly agreed. It's just that the students in the academy have a bad habit. When they see the handsome and thin classmates, they always touch their chins and look up and down, and there are some
A person who loves fantasy has made up a story about a love affair with a beautiful classmate who is disguised as a man and cannot be shared with outsiders.
Seeing the two classmates in fluttering blue shirts, dashing and arrogant, Yun Ye wanted to push Yan Zhitui to run away early. Sister, you pretend to be a man and find a piece of cloth to tie up your high chest.
Good or not, those students' saliva was left in their mouths. Even the almost hundred-year-old man became energetic and opened his mouth to look at the beautiful woman.
He was shaking a folding fan in his hand. This is a new thing that has only appeared in the past few years. Everyone in the academy has a handful of them. In the winter, when there is a slut, they have to take it out and shake it a few times, otherwise it is not enough to show their grace.
"Ah, Brother Yun, seeing the bright sunshine today, I couldn't help but want to go on an outing. I arrived at the academy before I knew it. How about asking Brother Yun to lead the way and take Brother Li and me around to see it?"
"No, I need to accompany the old man and explain the affairs of the academy to him. If you two want to play, please do it yourself."
"How dare you, my father said, if you dare to neglect us, we will be rude to you." The younger Brother Li next to him had pointed at Yun Ye and shouted in a high voice.
"Don't shout. If you shout again, you will be sent to the academy to study immediately. You will take your sister-in-law to find Hou Jie. If you disturb the old man, your father will not be able to save you. What are you doing in the academy?"
Only now did the two of them notice the old man sitting in the car, and they quickly saluted, wearing men's clothes and doing the woman's squatting salute. How strange it was.
"Brother Yun, don't be surprised. My father ordered Xiao Wang to bring his siblings to visit the academy. My sister-in-law happened to be coming to the academy to see Hou Jie, so we came together."
"Stop talking nonsense and salute Mr. Yan first. Then you and your family will go to the academy to find Li An and Li You and ask them to take you around." Li Shimin's seventh son, Li Yun, was timid and only liked to have fun. He once
To say that as long as you live a happy life is enough, this is clearly something that only a smart person can say.
Yan Zhitui liked children very much, especially after Lanling gave Old Man Yan a piece of the Yun family's secret wave candy. He even squeezed into the car and kept using Old Yan's influence to shout and shout at Yun Ye.
The old man didn't stop him and talked and laughed happily with the little girl with two small bumps in her hair.
Walking back from the gate, I saw Hou Lian'er dragging the dejected Hou Jie out of the classroom with red eyes. There were many heads sticking out of the window, ready to watch the show.
"Yun Ye, okay, you promised my father in Luoyang to take good care of my brother. Do you think this is the result of your care?" After saying that, he pulled Hou Jie's rough hands out from behind and let Yun Ye see.
"Very good, these are a pair of manly hands. What's wrong? Hou Jie built that rockery by himself. Why don't you comment on the majesty and weirdness of that rockery, but it's his hands that tell the story?
, only women will care whether their hands become rough. Hou Jie will rely on these hands to fight for his future in the future, and those with delicate skin and tender flesh will not do."
Hou Jie was very proud of what he said. Hou Lian'er raised his head and looked at Yun Ye bitterly and said: "Even if what you said is reasonable, if you punish him by building a rockery, the punishment is too severe. Didn't he just look at it?"
Take a look at other people's papers?"
What Hou Jie was most afraid of was that someone would mention this matter, and whoever mentioned it would get angry. After hearing what his sister said, his face turned red with embarrassment, he threw away her sister's hand and ran away, with Hou Lian'er still behind him.
Shouting loudly "Xiao Guai," this is Hou Jie's nickname. Now Hou Jie was thinking about committing suicide. He accelerated and completely left his sister behind. The students who stuck their heads out suddenly burst into laughter.
In one fell swoop, Hou Jie's reputation was over.
The old man finally felt tired, and Lan Ling was driven away by Yun Ye. When pushing the old man back to Yun Ye's room to rest, the old man suddenly opened his eyes and said to Yun Ye: "Don't make a mistake, stand straight and walk my way.
After we finish walking, it depends on how you go on." After saying that, he closed his eyes again.
Sitting in the office, I couldn't figure out what the old man meant, so I calmed down. A group of royal princesses gathered around them, taking a look at the arrogant Gao Yang and the clever and eccentric Lan Ling.
Take a look at a few little princesses of different sizes. Could it be that they were the ones the old man pointed out?
God, I can't hide in time, but I still have the heart to provoke them? Is there a good one here? Old man, you are worrying too much.
Li Er didn't let himself have any free time. He brought a bunch of princesses to pester Yun Ye and didn't let him have any extra time to do anything else. Yun Ye, who hadn't slept all night, now had his mouth open like a hippopotamus, and he still wanted to give him
A group of little lolita told stories about the sea and kept explaining the difference between goldfish and whales. They were not knocked unconscious by an inch-long fish, but were crushed by a whale as big as a house. If you don’t believe it, go below.
I went to the house to see the fish bones. They were the bones left after I finished eating the fish.
After finally getting rid of those annoying little girls, Yun Ye plunged into Mr. Yushan's room and prepared to sleep until tomorrow. No one would open the door.
It was already dark when I woke up. I slept with the door closed in the sultry weather. I was sweating all over my body without realizing it. However, the sleepiness disappeared. I had missed the meal in the academy and had to go to the Yellow Squirrel.
Let's make ends meet in our small shop.
If the weasel he met at the beginning was a mouse, it has now turned into a weasel, with more flesh on its cheeks and a fatter body. If it weren't for the fact that his steps were still light, Yun Ye would have suspected that this guy had already
All his good skills in tomb robbing were ruined by good times.
He asked the yellow mouse to make himself a large bowl of whistle noodles, spicy and vinegary, and added two cloves of garlic. He then took a wooden basin and took a bath in the Dongyang River. In the summer, there was nothing more comfortable than this.
It was very unlucky, the sky was gloomy, the moon and stars were blocked behind the clouds, and I could not see my fingers by the river. The yellow mouse held up a lantern and said worriedly: "Master Marquis, otherwise you can wash it in the big vat in the shop."
The little one will just fetch water for you. It's too dark outside, so it won't be good if it gets knocked or mixed."
"Go away, the water tank in your store is filled with food water. You just wash it in the water tank, right? If you do this, it would be unethical. Can you still eat your food?"
The yellow rat called Chuang Tianqu and swore to his eighteen generations of ancestors that he would never do this. If he wanted to bathe, he would do so in the river, not in the water tank. In order to prove that he had not washed himself, he stripped naked and got into the river.
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Lying on the beach, letting the cool river water pass over my body, I found two crabs under the light, only the size of copper coins. I caught them in my hand and kept turning them over to prevent them from escaping from my hands.
"Is there something happy for Mr. Hou?" Huang Shu squatted in the water and exposed his head and asked Yun Ye.
"As you can see, I have indeed put down a big worry. I had a good sleep in the afternoon and then woke up. I missed my meal and had to go to your place to eat some noodles."
"I don't dare to guess what Mr. Hou is thinking, but as long as you are happy, I will be happy too, which means that the academy must be more prosperous. I just rely on the academy to make a living and just want to keep this bowl of rice for my whole life.
Pass it on, so that mice will no longer have to go to the underworld like me. If there is any retribution, it will be punished on me. Even if the sky is struck by lightning, I will admit it. In a good life, once you catch it, you can't let go. "
"Let me tell you something. This year the academy is building another house, and next year's student union will have a lot more people."
"Well then, this small shop should be expanded to a bigger one. Please give me a new name because you are embarrassed. Mr. Marquis, you are a university student. The name I chose is really hard to come up with and makes people laugh.
After waiting for a long time, the sign was put up and quickly taken down." Huang Shu rubbed his hands and begged Yun Ye.
"What's the name you chose yourself? Let me tell you, usually, the name you choose is the best. There are many businesses passed down from generation to generation that have unpleasant names, but they are catchy when called.
, simple and easy to remember, and transmitted quickly.”
"The younger one thought he was called a squirrel, so he wanted to call his business that way, just like the Cao Po meat cakes, Wang Xiazi jelly, Liu Hun cheese, and Zhang Yidan tea soup in the West Market. The younger one is planning to build a building this year, so he
We built a Huangshu Tower. I asked someone about it. There is a building called Yellow Crane Tower. Isn’t it too inappropriate for a small business to call it Huangshu Tower? "
What can be done? Huang He and Huang Shu are equal in this guy's heart. It seems that asking him to rename him is just a courtesy, but also, this is his business, he can call him whatever he likes.
However, the name Huangshu is not good. It would be better to call it Shulou. If you pronounce it wrongly, it becomes a library. It's not bad.
Tell the meaning to the yellow mouse, the happy yellow mouse scratches his head and scratches his head, he is very happy. He has always thought that his business should bear his name.
He stood up naked, raised his hands to the sky and shouted: "God, my business has a name." Perhaps the inscription on his crotch blasphemed God, and a thunder exploded on the heads of the two people. (To be continued. If
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