ww.x.om It’s unlucky that Li Er would catch him alive when he went shopping. It was obvious that all the people in the capital could avoid him, but he chose to die and met the real owner. Fortunately, Li Er gave him some help.
Face and insults are always between two people. Listening to Li Er talk endlessly about the heroic deeds of the past is a kind of terrible torture. There are so many things that I can't figure out. He clearly received a hammer from a chain, a shoulder armor
The tiger's head on his horse was smashed, but he could still use Ma Shuo to lift the enemy off his horse. Even though the horse's legs were cut off by someone's swordsman, he could actually ride a three-legged war horse to kill him.
Will capture the flag.
I know that he made some small exaggerations. Yun Ye has also done this kind of thing. He was obviously knocked unconscious by a yellow croaker, but he said it was a huge shark, so he understands Li Er's mood very well. He is not bragging.
There are not many opportunities to talk. He has to be a majestic emperor in front of the courtiers, a stern father in front of the prince, and a passionate husband in front of the eldest grandson. As for what he is in front of the concubine, Yun Ye doesn't know.
If you know it, you will be chopped into two pieces.
Yun Ye said in front of him that juniors are good and that peers are not qualified. The most rare thing is that this boy is knowledgeable and knowledgeable. Of course it is not appropriate to brag by yourself. It is much more pleasant to have a conversation partner who asks for ideas from time to time. Every time Yun Ye replies,
The details that Ye asked were all those that Li Er was going to tell in detail. The conversation was so lively that time flew by unknowingly. When all the young children fell asleep, their minds were clear.
The exasperated Li Er waved his hand and prepared to return to the palace, but at the end he said lightly that if he dared to enter Chang'an privately, his legs would be broken.
Li Tai looked at Yun Ye with admiration. Yun Ye was the only one who could brag enthusiastically with his father. He himself was trembling with fear every time he saw his father. He had never been so heroic before.
"Qingque, how did your father ride a three-legged war horse to kill the enemy so bravely?" After sending His Majesty the Emperor off, Li Tai, who was about to return to the academy with Yun Ye, became the target of his venting.
"It's nothing. It doesn't matter if you get hit by a thousand kilogram shark falling from the sky. What's wrong with my father charging into battle on a three-legged horse?"
"That's right. This is a high-level art of conversation that ordinary people can't master, so we won't go into it. It's just that your father didn't just drink and watch singing and dancing in the palace, why did you come to the market and make me alive?
capture?"
Li Tai curled his lips and said: "If you have the ability, try to interfere with my father's whereabouts. I have been in the White Arowana costume for a long time. When I was a child, I loved to go shopping with my father and listen to him tell me anecdotes about the market.
, I was holding a windmill in my hand, a rattle in my arms, and meat pie in my mouth. When I was tired from walking, I would rely on my father to hold me. I would cry when others came up to me. At that time, my father would always
I am very busy. I wear armor far more often than I wear regular clothes. Such times are rare, so I always cherish them. Unfortunately, I have grown up and it is difficult for my father to hold me anymore. Yun Ye, I have time.
You should see my father more often. As a son-in-law, you should be filial to him. I haven't seen him so happy in a long time."
Li Tai is talking nonsense. The emperor is destined to be a loner. Whoever gets close to him is one step closer to death. Because the dragon's nature is destined to be selfish, a hyena always runs in front of the dragon when it has nothing to do.
Show a smile and play with you when you are in a good mood. When you are in a bad mood, a hyena will turn over and the photo will end.
Except for animals of the same size like Changsun who can get close, the final result of other animals, even elephants, is a pile of dragon dung, especially a dragon among giants like Li Er. If he sneezes, the world will be full of dragon dung.
If it rains heavily, it is best to stay far away.
The children were all asleep, and it was obvious that they couldn't sleep in a carriage, so they had to commandeer Li Tai's carriage. The two of them sat astride the shaft of the carriage and chatted every sentence.
"The gunpowder thing is going very smoothly. Xiao Cangsheng is very good. He taught those slaves how to make gunpowder. A few days ago, I tried it in Nanshan. It broke mountains and cracked rocks. The effect was extraordinary. My father was very satisfied. This is it.
It’s not very stable. It has blown up three times by itself, and thirteen slaves have died. If it continues like this, those slaves won’t be around for long.”
"You are not a kind person to begin with. If you insist on militarization, of course there will be casualties. You don't have to tell me what you have researched, and I don't want to hear it. Just know it, and be careful."
"Yezi, in my opinion, there is no difference between you and my family. Why do you want to isolate yourself from the Li family? Do you mean that you are always worried about things that have no shadow?"
"Qingque, this is a hierarchical world. Your Majesty gives me face, so I have to be conscious and can't ask for it unscrupulously. Your Majesty keeps your duty, you keep your duty, I also have my duty to keep, and only if you keep your duty
Only then can the world continue to operate peacefully."
"If you want to be lazy, just say it. Don't talk about the imperial power. I'm tired of hearing these two words now. Let's talk about learning with you. Where are you talking nonsense? If you don't want to take out the things in your belly, just
"The most disgusting thing is that you are pretending to be sophisticated. I am conducting endless experiments, wasting national funds and wasting human lives, but you can't stand it?"
Yun Ye ignored him. Knowledge is what he has gained through hard work. Li Tai still doesn't understand this truth. He always wants to take shortcuts. This is a common problem among smart people.
Li Tai poked Yun Ye twice and saw that he remained silent. He knew that his wish for results was in vain. He sighed and had to go over what he had mastered in his mind. Based on the characteristics of gunpowder, he figured out how to maximize the gunpowder.
The power is developed.
When they got home, the eight little guys rubbed their eyes and went back to their rooms to sleep. They asked their maids to take good care of them, and then they went back to the study to sleep beautifully. As for Li Tai's unreasonable request for staying the night, he was directly rejected, so he went on a journey.
He went to sleep in his own small building to avoid being annoying by asking questions all day long.
Just after she fell asleep, Xin Yue came over, hugging a blanket. It had been cloudy these past few days, and she was worried that her husband would catch cold. She heard fake snoring and roughly pulled Yun Ye up.
"Take off your clothes before going to bed. No matter how late you come back, you can go back to the room to sleep. I'm not afraid of disturbing you, so you can huddle in the study alone and act pitiful?"
What I hated the most was being pulled up and undressed after I fell asleep. I asked for this and that, so I found the most comfortable position, and all my sleepiness disappeared.
Take off your clothes, right? Then take off all your clothes, take off your underwear, and wait for her to arrange her sleeping position.
Slap said: "What's the point of showing off with an ugly look? It's not as good-looking as my son. Put it away quickly."
This woman just needs to clean up. She can't waste her clothes after taking them off. It doesn't take much effort to take off her clothes again. Xin Yue tried her best to resist, but that's what happened. In the fierce resistance, her clothes were taken off smoothly without much effort.
When Yun Ye pounced on her, she even knew how to use a fan to put out the candles...
At dawn, the people who punished people were sleeping like mud, but the people who were punished got up early. Today is the day to collect rent. The farmers have already been queuing up at the warehouse. The owner can't make a joke.
, must be entertained well, otherwise others will gossip about you.
The chief bookkeeper of Lantian County also came to visit early. The Yun family is the largest taxpayer in the county. As long as the Yun family's taxes are collected, 30% of the county's taxes will be paid. They are the first to collect the Yun family's taxes every year.
It has become a routine.
Under the grape shelf were placed a special chess set made by the Yun family and a pot of fragrant tea. The chief clerk and Lao Qian started fighting without even looking at the scene of rent collection. Rent collection by the Yun family is probably the most boring thing.
A little kid was carrying a linen bag and was in charge. When the accounting clerk called someone, the boy would throw the linen bag on the table with a clank and start chanting.
"My family rents 40 acres of land, and 20% of the harvest per mu goes to the owner. This year, the rain was good, and the harvest was good. From the 40 acres of land, my family harvested 117 tons and three buckets of wheat. My father said,
It's a shame to count the fractions. I'll pay twenty-four dan this year, and let the owner feed the extra to Hanhan. The market price in Chang'an is 43 cents per dou, and 41 cents per tun. My father said that the price will be calculated based on the price of a dou, and the price of the whole tun.
Counting the losses suffered by the master’s family, my family’s total..."
Before he could finish the calculation, the steward kicked him aside and yelled at the child: "After you press your fingerprints, get out of here and go pick some uneaten snacks from the shed outside to take back. It's getting late. It'll be later."
It's too late for class, so be careful with the teacher's board."
The aggrieved child went to the accounting room with a sad face and refused to have his fingerprints pressed. He picked up the pen and wrote down the three neat characters Zhang Erniu. Then he happily went to the shed to pack snacks with the basket in his hand. No one wanted to squat under the shed to eat.
Guokui, I find it embarrassing. The owner of the village is the only one in Zhuangzi who likes to eat while squatting.
The children in Yunjiazhuangzi are all smart and have learned from the past. Each one comes up and directly reports the total. After looking at the steward, the accounting office records it, and then picks up the calligraphy pen to sign. Some of the children are really good at writing with calligraphy.
He would always touch the child's head with a smile and praise him for being a good child. He would definitely be admitted to the academy in the future. He quickly went to get some snacks. Good children should be rewarded. Get more.
"Old Qian, your family doesn't collect food? It seems to me that the people who pay the rent are all children. Why don't you see the adults for such a big thing?"
"What are you doing here? You are illiterate and can't do arithmetic. These children don't know it yet. Naturally, it is the children who pay the rent. The wheat in my family is a new seed that Mr. Hou got from Sinong Temple. The yield is higher.
But making pasta is not so authentic. Farmers sell their own wheat and then buy back the delicious wheat. When they go in and out, the house is full of delicious wheat, and the unpalatable wheat is given to the city.
The people in the city will eat it. The Marquis said that the people in the city can survive even if they are poisoned."
The chief clerk opened his mouth and wanted to say something. He rubbed his face and secretly swore that he would never go to Chang'an City to buy food again. He picked up the chess piece bitterly, placed it in front of the cannon, and shouted: "The cannon after the horse"!