After seeing the old man of the Liang family frothing and falling down, Yun Ye couldn't help but ask Changsun Wuji: "Uncle Changsun, why does Your Majesty take these old and young to run around in the sun?"
The eldest grandson took out a water hyacinth from his waist, took a sip, wiped the water drops on his beard and said to Yun Ye: "This is a great ceremony, imitating the scene when the Yellow Emperor went out and thousands of troops came to the court. There was Yinglong in front of him to open the way.
Afterwards, there is the Rain Master holding down the formation, with the Feng Bo on the left and the Golden Armored God on the right. They are so majestic and soaring that thousands of people are following them. This is called a great etiquette."
If you don't listen to Changsun's deception, you will definitely fall into the ditch if you listen to him. The strong men in the front are holding a dragon head tied with bamboo strips, followed by sections of the dragon body, and two more are holding up two wings, walking
Walking and dancing, the dust is flying. Is this Yinglong? Could it be that the person behind him wearing a black mask and spraying water while walking is the rain master? Bastard, you might as well walk behind Yinglong and sprinkle some water to reduce the dust.
The person on the left wearing a fang mask and holding a flag with his tongue sticking out tiredly is Feng Bo? It’s no use at all. There is no wind in the hot weather. Feng Bo is really derelict in his duties. The golden armored god is still somewhat majestic, with the soles of his feet
Standing on stilts, he is two feet tall, with a leopard head and eyes, and a huge mountain-breaking ax in his hand. It seems that he can't lift it weighing more than a thousand pounds. Seeing that his swing is not strenuous, you can understand that this is the same ax used by Shan Ying's brothers.
The hammer is the same principle, both are hollow.
"Uncle Changsun, compared with them, we are just a bunch of fish. Your Majesty must be regarded as the Yellow Emperor at this time, but I don't know if the empress is willing to be a concubine."
Changsun Wuji folded his folding fan and hit Yun Ye hard on the head: "You are talking nonsense. You should be beaten for making fun of your elders. You are not knowledgeable enough to ask. The emperor's first wife is Leizu, and my mother-in-law is just a concubine. Remember it."
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"Uncle Changsun's lesson is, why don't we choose a cool time before leaving? We have to choose the hottest time. If it was the time chosen by that guy Yuan Tiangang, the juniors will definitely not let him go."
"You are really wrong. This time is not calculated by Taoism. It has been passed down for thousands of years. The Double Ninth Festival is the day with the most abundant yang energy, which can overcome all evil spirits, so I chose this day. No one deliberately thought
Who are you tossing? Now that all the nations are coming to court, it is a good time for the prosperity of the country. Your Majesty wants to offer sacrifices to the heavens and make a wish to the emperor, the founder of humanities. This is also part of the Nuo opera. Boy, just bear with me, you have to go back again."
This news was a bolt from the blue for Yun Ye, who knew nothing about ancient etiquette. The thirty miles refers to the straight-line distance on the map, not the winding roads. If the actual distance is less than fifty miles, Yun Ye will
Gouging out his own eyeballs and stomping them on them. Going back and forth over a hundred miles of mountainous terrain with no food is life-threatening. I can bear it. Grandma can’t bear it either. The old man of the Liang family fainted just now, so he had to be carried by his grandson. I guess
When we arrived at Nanshan, it was time for the old man to be buried.
"Uncle Changsun, if you look at the old man in the Liang family and don't treat him like this, he probably won't be able to survive Nanshan. People with heat stroke will be in trouble. If he gets dehydrated, he'll be doomed."
The eldest grandson glanced at Old Man Liang and said to Yun Ye: "Etiquette is as great as heaven, let alone such a grand ceremony. Even if you die, you must abide by the rules. Haven't you seen the officials of the Ministry of Etiquette without batting an eyelid?"
Yun Ye felt that he had nothing to say. The emperor had long considered the casualties. If he could be ruthless enough to let his eleven-year-old daughter walk hundreds of miles with a load, he knew that he valued etiquette and honor more than life.
Gao Yang always wandered in front of Yun Ye, carrying two small wooden buckets. It seemed that he wanted Yun Ye to throw her onto the Prince's carriage, but Yun Ye just pretended not to see it, so the little girl's eyes were red.
She didn't dare to climb up on her own, and no one was willing to find a scapegoat.
Yun Ye quietly watched the reaction of the fool behind him. If he didn't take action, Yun Ye would have to take action. Gao Yang could hardly hold on anymore.
Sure enough, the boy gritted his teeth, took Gao Yang's burden, swung Gao Yang between his arms, put Gao Yang on the back of the carriage, picked up Gao Yang's gift, and continued to move forward.
Yun Ye whistled at the crying Gao Yang, which attracted a pair of white eyeballs. Fang Xuanling slapped his son on the back of the head and became silent.
"Insect, look at Fang Yiai, who knows how to throw his future wife into the car. Look at Changle. That girl's body has not been in good shape since she was a child. Don't you feel bad about having to walk now?"
"You bastard, are you trying to trick me on purpose? Isn't it because you were so stingy when you sold me to Yanlailou last time? You sold us a few brothers for less? Of course I feel sorry for my wife, but look at me
There is still room all over the body, so it makes sense for Gao Yang and Lan Ling to get into the carriage. They are all children, and Chang Le is seventeen, so he can no longer be rude."
There is always a way, so Yun Ye helped Changsun Chong adjust his burden, and then returned Fang Yiai's things to him. Once the goal was achieved, there was no need to pay attention to this idiot anymore, and took over Chang Le's burden.
He moved to Changsun Chong's burden, and he didn't know what happened to Changle. The burden was full of cheese. This thing was very heavy. Yun Ye put seven or eight pieces in his arms and put the rest in it.
, looking at Changsun Chong struggling to pick it up, he nodded with satisfaction.
Changle was teased by those women and children, and they said some words of envy and hurt. Changle was so shy that she almost put her head into her chest. Changsun walked forward in high spirits. After walking for a while, he turned around and asked Yun Ye: "Why are you empty-handed?"
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Yun Ye was not in the mood to answer Chang Sun Chong's silly words, so he walked to the back of the team and asked the rain master for two sheepskin bags, pierced a small eye with a hairpin on them, and tied the water bag on the head of the old man of the Liang family.
The water would cool him down, and he might be able to survive to Nanshan.
Finally, we entered Nanshan and found some shade. There were ceremonial officers patrolling in front of us, constantly shouting that we must be sincere and respectful, and we must walk to the place where we offer sacrifices to heaven.
Li Tai walked over easily carrying the burden. The burden seemed to be weightless. The courtesy officer had weighed it before setting off. The burden could not be lighter than thirty kilograms, and the weight should be halved for women and children. Yun Ye did not believe in those old-fashioned
The clan officials would let Li Tai go and open the back door for him.
He weighed his burden with his hands. Damn it, the red seal on it was intact, but the burden was very light and almost weightless. It was incomparable to the sweaty Li Ke next to him.
"Qingque, you actually bribed the officials? Let them let you go?" Yun Ye looked around and did not dare to speak loudly.
"Do I need to bribe them? I don't have to lose the king's face. I have already found out what the great ceremony is, so I plan to offer ten pearls. In order to look good, I froze the pearls in ice and added
Doesn’t it weigh thirty pounds on ice? As for the ice melting on the road, it’s none of my business. Who has the ability to keep the ice from melting under the bright sun?”
What Li Tai does now is really speechless. Why didn’t he think of such a good idea? He still counts the grains of corn, which is embarrassing just thinking about it.
Li Tai still helped his younger brothers and sisters to share some of the burden. Those who were not yet adults were thrown onto the prince's carriage. The prince Li Chengqian glanced at his younger brother gratefully. This completely freed him from guilt and freed him from guilt.
He took out a letter of snacks from his arms and handed it to Li Tai. Li Tai took it and opened it, but Yun Ye took half of it away. Li Ke also reached out and grabbed a piece. As he was chewing, he noticed that the courtesy officer came over and immediately
Shut up, puff out your cheeks and look at the sun.
Yun Ye and Li Tai were severely reprimanded by the etiquette officer again. The dim sum foam at the corners of their mouths was unsightly, and they showed no aristocratic style. They saw Li Chengqian's carriage full of children and were about to speak when they saw Li Chengqian acting like a wolf.
From the look in his eyes, this guy went to the battlefield and actually had murderous intent in him.
The official of the Ministry of Rites swallowed his saliva, turned around and scolded Li Tai and Yun Ye again, to consolidate his authority, and then turned and left. Li Ke soaked the snacks with saliva with difficulty and swallowed them, and said to Li Tai and Yun Ye
: "I miss you, the mighty King of Shu, who is a thousand years old, but now I am acting like a thief just to eat a piece of cake. I was so frightened that my heart was pounding."
Yun Ye took out the realgar powder in his arms and threw it away. Although the purse was very beautiful, for the sake of his own life, it was better to throw it away. The smell didn't make snakes or insects dare to approach it, and neither did he.
"Yezi, the goblin you brought back from the brothel has made me suffer a lot. Now you are desperately urging me to complete the density table. Please tell her that this is a terrazzo work, and it cannot be done in a day or two.
Yes, I still need to follow up on the gunpowder, and I also need to prepare the wool-spinning machinery, which my father will use after the great ceremony. I don’t have time to supplement the density chart. "
Li Tai irritably told Yun Ye his troubles. There were some things that he couldn't tell Hypatia, and he could only agree to her urging, but she didn't have time to do these tasks.
"You peeked at someone's breasts and got wet all over without realizing it. The control is in their hands, and I can't help it. By the way, it's a weird thing to peek at a woman and wet her pants excitedly.
Qingque, you need to find another wife now, otherwise you will damage your body by peeing your pants a few more times, and you will be over by the time it becomes a habit."
Li Tai's face suddenly turned red, and he looked blankly at the wretched faces around him. Li Ke looked at his crotch without blinking, Fang Yiai looked thoughtful, and Changsun Chong looked at
He touched his crotch and sighed. Cheng Chumo came over and patted his shoulder twice as if to comfort him. The scene was warm.
Li Tai didn't think that these people cared about his body. It was estimated that these people were laughing their ass off at this moment. From this moment on, he knew that his reputation as a handsome gentleman and never lewd was ruined.
Looking around, he finally found the hateful woman who kept saying she would keep secrets for him. He wanted to go up and argue, but couldn't take a step because the woman licked her red lips at him...
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