Li Jing, who had always been as stable as a mountain, actually fell on the ground and burst into tears. Li Er was confused, and the ministers were also confused. Seeing that Li Jing's grief was not temporarily pretended, he burst into tears and his voice became hoarse. He kept begging His Majesty to let him take a long leave. He wanted to
He went to find his brother to relieve the pain of missing him for many years.
Gay love is everywhere! Yun Ye rubbed his butt and sighed secretly. It was just a small test that made such a big noise. The majestic general was about to abandon his thousands of troops, and his lovely wife and concubine ran to find a legendary one.
Heitan Tou, it seems that the relationship between the two has long gone beyond friendship and turned into a huge mountain behind each other. Could it be said that he and the bearded guest are just a couple, and Hongfu Nu is a strange third party?
"Yun Ye, come and tell Li Aiqing where the bearded guest has gone? Don't hide it." Li Er was probably annoyed enough, so he yelled at Yun Ye.
"Reporting to your majesty, any bearded guest who has gone to Baiyujing will probably not come back." In the Tang Dynasty, the imperial power of heaven had already been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and the world was full of unknown places. There was the Queen Mother in the Kunlun Mountains, the Dragon King in the East China Sea, and all kinds of creatures in the sky.
There are gods and Buddhas, and there is the King of Hell underground. Anyway, there are gods everywhere. Even if you squat on the toilet, there may be a wretched god peeking at you. Why not add Bai Yujing to the list? Besides, the name I gave you will make people laugh when you hear it.
Yun Ye had the desire to go and have a look. His heart was full of bad taste.
"That's nonsense! Bai Yujing is another name for the moon. Who can climb on the moon?" Li Jing, who is worthy of being an all-rounder in both civil and military affairs, said that his first reaction was that Yun Ye was talking nonsense.
"General Li has such great official power. He just kicked the Marquis into a big horse, and now he accuses him of talking nonsense. Who said there is no one on the moon? There is Chang'e and the Jade Rabbit. Maybe the bearded guest admires Chang'e's beauty.
If you can find a way to go to the moon to see a beauty, you can do it." Cheng Yaojin had a bad temper and had long regarded Yun Ye as his nephew. It didn't matter if he kicked him back and forth, but he wouldn't be happy if others kicked him.
General Li's military exploits were so great that he had long made the officials unhappy. It was a rare opportunity to ridicule Li Jing, and when did he get the chance, the whole palace burst into laughter.
His Majesty Li Er's face turned green, he coughed twice, and the hall suddenly became quiet. He looked at Yun Ye fiercely and asked: "What's going on in Bai Yujing? To be honest, if you are talking nonsense, I will let you go to Bai Yujing."
"A very cruel threat.
"How dare a humble minister talk nonsense in this hall? I also asked my master where Bai Yujing was? The answer was a slap in the face. The master spanked me for the first time and I couldn't feel my buttocks, so I remember his words very well.
Clearly. The master said: Everyone in the world wants to live forever. From emperors to ordinary people, they regard the extension of life as their deepest dream, but they don’t know that longevity itself is the biggest joke. Buddhism requires annihilation, Taoism requires inaction, and Confucianism seeks righteousness in exploration.
, Different paths lead to the same destination, but in the end, people are turned into stones. Turtles live long because they are slow, trees live long because they don’t move, and only stones survive forever. Destroy human desires, eliminate human relationships, and cut off the five senses. Is this still a human being?
I don't know the cold and heat, I don't know the fragrance and smell, I don't know right from wrong, I have no thoughts of family and country, I have no concept of family affection, I have no joy, I don't know the joys and sorrows, so what is the difference from rotten wood? The reason why humans are different from animals is that we have thinking and understand etiquette.
Know family affection, know how to work, know how to create, know how to transform the world, and also create the world, and make everything in the world for my use. This is the duty of human beings. Beyond one's own abilities, I try to pursue the elusive eternal life, but I don't know that God has already arranged it.
, If you want to live forever, you have to turn into a stone. It’s ridiculous that the world’s ignorant people are crying like moths to the flames, rushing to turn into a stone. It’s really ridiculous. I stepped into Bai Yujing with half a foot but came back abruptly. I just don’t want to.
Become a stone between heaven and earth. I want great joy, great sorrow, great mourning, and great pain, just not to become a stone. The master also asked me: If I want to be a person for a hundred years, or should I be a stone for ten thousand years, Wei Chen replied naturally.
To be a human being, a million-year-old stone is not the same. The master was very happy, touched my head and read a poem: The white jade capital in the sky, the nine palaces and twelve cities, the immortal caressed my head, and I tied my hair and received immortality. The minister listened.
In this poem, I had nightmares for several days. I always felt that there was a stone-like immortal who wanted me to turn into stone like him. The master held me and slept for two days before I got rid of the nightmare. This is the Bai Yujing that Weichen knows.
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Yun Ye sincerely hoped that Li Er would listen and stop dreaming about immortality. How many wise emperors fell into the pit of immortality, leaving only a laughing stock for the ages.
Li Jing was silent. He didn't know whether he was happy or worried. He cupped his hands at Yun Ye and said, "I wonder if your master has ever said what happened to my brother, the bearded man? It was Li who was rude just now. I hope that Marquis Yun will tell you the truth."
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"Uncle Li, my nephew, please tell the truth. Don't be angry." He then saluted the civil and military officials who filled the hall: "I will repeat what the master said. Please don't blame your majesty. Uncles, please bear with me, otherwise everyone will
One kick and this junior will turn into a pulp."
Li Eryin said with a stern face: "Just tell me the truth and make your own decision."
"We agreed that we won't blame anyone," Yun Ye quickly confirmed.
The whole hall laughed, and the ministers were very curious. What on earth did his master say? Is it necessary to put everyone in the hall into it?
"The master said: The more capable fools like Qiubeards come in, the better. Now that the world is beginning to be in great trouble, I wish all the evil in the world could go in and turn into stone, so that the world can be more peaceful for a few more years.
The bearded guest probably still can’t get in. He has obsessions and worries that he can’t let go. Even if he doesn’t die in Baiyujing, his skin will peel off.” As soon as Yun Ye finished speaking, he ran to hide behind the pillar, making up his mind not to come out.
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Li Jing was filled with anger. When he thought about the unknown life and death of the bearded guest, Master Yun Ye was gloating about his misfortune and wanted to catch Yun Ye to vent his anger. Seeing that he was hiding behind a pillar and it was difficult to capture him, he could only say "Hey" and said nothing.
Fang Xuanling came out of work with a smile and started to play: "Your Majesty, I think these words are rude and unreasonable. Those who stir up the world are all people with extraordinary skills. If all these talents are put into Bai Yujing, I will be so shameless."
Sui is willing to do so. Hahaha...
All of a sudden, the whole court was scrambling to get to Bai Yujing. Of course, there were many people who were trying to exaggerate their own status, such as Yuchi, the old fool. You are just a fucking piece of stone, so why are you fighting?
Li Er's court turned into a vegetable market, and there was a lot of commotion. Li Er frowned and coughed for a long time to stop the nonsense of the ministers. He saw Yun Ye hiding behind the pillar and sticking his head out to look out, breathless.
, and ordered the chamberlain to arrest him.
"Hmph! How can a good court be turned into a market? Now that Li Aiqing has finished asking, don't feel bad if the bearded guest brings his own blessings and misfortunes. Although he obtained the divine potato seed, it was Yun Ye who dedicated it to me.
, I have said that I will reward you with a marquis for your extraordinary achievements, and I will pay you ten thousand gold for your hard work. I will never break my promise. When you come, please present the crown and belt." The two chamberlains held up purple gold crowns and crimson robes.
Lao Cheng smiled and said to Li Er: "Wei Chen's son has a close affinity with Yun Ye. How about I become his official official?"
Li Er smiled and agreed.
The elegant music played on both sides of the imperial majesty. Wang Gui, the Minister of Rites, read the edict in an unknown accent, which was very pleasant. The four palace maids slowly came up to take off Yun Ye's outer clothes, took off the golden crown that bound her hair, and combed the dragon hair with a comb.
His hair was tied into a bun, and he put on a crimson robe and a jade belt. He bowed and bowed and left. Lao Cheng came over with a sway, took the purple gold crown and put it on Yun Ye's head. He fixed it with a jade hairpin and tied it.
The crown belt under his forehead loudly instructs him to be loyal to the country and repay His Majesty's special treatment. The elegance stops and the lectures stop. Fang Xuanling tied a purple gold fish bag for him with his own hands and took him to bow three times and kowtow to thank the emperor. Li Er encouraged
After a few words, the ceremony was completed. The chamberlain announced his withdrawal from the court, and Li Er got on the imperial banquet and left first.
The officials gathered around and congratulated each other, leaving Yun Ye at a loss and in a hurry.
Niu Jinda said with a smile: "You have become a real marquis. When will the big banquet in the mansion be held?"
Lao Cheng answered: "This guy is a good talker. The food he cooks still makes me drool. If you don't make it more lively, let your aunt take care of it later. Your family won't be able to take care of it."
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