As soon as Hypatia came out of the side door, the sip of water that Yun Ye was about to swallow suddenly spurted out. Li Chengqian looked at Yun Ye angrily and squirted the saliva into his neck without any waste. Li Tai's
Her eyes were as wide as bells, suffocated by Hypatia's terrifying appearance.
On weekdays, she wears a women's Tang suit, with slightly different eye colors and slightly different hair. There is not much difference from other female relatives, but today she is wearing a white robe of a wise man, with one arm exposed and her hair disheveled, which is a bit scary.
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If this goes out, it will definitely frighten the students and parents below. Why are you raising donations? I'm lucky if I don't get locked in a pig cage and thrown into a ditch to drown.
"Auntie, please change, change your clothes, please. If you go out now, not only your life is in danger, but my life is also in danger. Don't talk about you giving lectures then. If you can come out alive, you will be considered great.
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"How could it be possible? The girl in Yanlailou is wearing more revealing clothes than I am. Aren't you all looking at me with amused eyes? This is the most traditional robe that only wise men can wear. It is the most formal robe in Egypt."
"You don't know, the men of the Tang Dynasty don't care whether women wear more or less. The women of the Tang Dynasty care very much. Which of those women in Yanlailou can stand on the podium and give lectures? Hurry up and change your clothes."
"It's too late. I promised to give lectures at this time, and I will start the lecture at this time. Reputation is very important. Of course, if you promise to grant me the funds, it doesn't matter if I break the contract."
"In a dream, you want 6,000 yuan to buy two things that don't exist. This is throwing money into the water. I will never agree. Either you go change clothes, or I go up and tell them that this class will not be taught.
It's up to you."
"Okay, weird Tang people, take off your clothes and give them to me. It's not too outrageous for me to be wearing a robe from the academy. We are almost the same height, no problem."
Yun Ye hurriedly took off his outer robe. It was very hot in summer. Who would wear anything else underneath? He had no choice but to hide in the corner with his shirtless body and pull Li Chengqian over to shield him from others.
Hypatia actually ignored Li Chengqian and Li Tai's twinkling glances, took off her white robe generously, wore a bra, and changed clothes in front of the two brothers. Yun Ye saw it clearly.
Brothers Li Chengqian and Li Tai swallowed their saliva as they looked at Hypatia's plump breasts.
Throwing the white robe to the wretched Yun Ye, Hypatia tied her hair into a ponytail and shook it coolly. Except for the bust size, the rest of Yun Ye's clothes actually fit very well.
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She hugged a thick stack of handouts to her chest, smiled charmingly at the Li brothers, and immediately put on a reserved and ladylike face. Her walking posture was dignified and impeccable, and she walked slowly to the front of the podium and said:
Without saying anything, Yun Ye discovered that this woman's unisex outfit immediately held the hearts of the young men below tightly in her hands. Even the women behind her were all intoxicated.
Hypatia put the lecture notes on the podium, opened her red lips lightly, and the official Mandarin words spouted out. Li Gang nodded repeatedly. The old-fashioned Mr. Yuan Zhang also listened with interest, and as for Cheng Chuliang behind him.
Make your eyes wide open.
"Dear gentlemen and ladies, in this world we live in, there are endless secrets hidden. Fortunately, our sages of all ages have used their wisdom to open a door to wisdom for us. As future generations, we
Scholars have the responsibility and obligation to pass on their wisdom and do their best to carry forward it. The great Western philosopher Aristotle once said that all humans need are three things: theory, practice, and identification. With this
With these three foundations, we can find everything we need in the vast sea of scrolls. The ultimate value of life lies in the ability to awaken and think, not just in survival."
As soon as he finished speaking, warm applause suddenly erupted in the auditorium. The helpless women saw their children applauding, and Mr. Li Gang and Yuan Zhang were also applauding, so they immediately started clumsily applauding.
"Yezi, our trip to Yanlailou was so worth it. Tell me how you made a geisha who can't dance look like this. If possible, I want to go back to the East Palace and see if it's like this."
woman."
"Brother, forget it, this woman doesn't like men. I think she likes women 80% of the time. Look, she is so diligent in casting flirtatious glances at those women. If this continues, many nobles of the Tang Dynasty will suffer.
You will be picked apart by a woman. This woman is a vixen. For the sake of the great Tang Dynasty, you must not have such thoughts. If possible, I can go and meet this woman." Li Tai scratched his chin.
Tell Li Chengqian what you are thinking.
"I used to think that the people in the Li family are all good people. Of course, except for your father, it seems that you two brothers are not good people either. Now that the face of the pervert is completely exposed in front of others, what else do you have?
Say it."
"Bah, of course I have something to say. You said we are just two brothers. Why did you bring my father with you? He can't say anything or comment. Don't you know?" Li Chengqian hates to hear people slandering his wise father. Of course, he is not in this case.
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"Dear gentlemen and ladies, after a long period of time, Western cultural research has now ushered in its longest winter. Wise men have been murdered, slandered, and thrown into the fire alive. When
When God's will was against everyone's life and death, in order not to be sent to fight with lions, I had to travel thousands of miles in the wilderness, desert and grassland to pursue knowledge in the Garden of Eden. Finally, I came to this great place after all the hardships.
In this country, I discovered that here, the seeds of ideas can take root and germinate, and the radiance of reason shrouds this god-given city, the city of light. There are wise kings and wise ministers here, and it is my ideal place of freedom."
"Haha, Yezi, look, this slutty woman is going to be petty. She kept touting, sensationalizing, and complaining in front of her. Now she's going to show her true face. She wants money. Yes, she just wants money. Damn woman, after a while
The uncle will give you a penny to buy sweets."
Seeing Li Tai dancing excitedly, Yun Ye said depressingly: "Just save it, Mr. Sun just said that you are likely to lose that function. If you don't take good care of it, why are you so excited?"
After listening to Yun Ye's words, Li Tai rolled his sleeves bitterly and stopped talking. Li Chengqian asked Li Tai worriedly: "Qingque, tell the truth to my brother. Did you react when that dead woman changed her clothes just now?"
?If it doesn’t work, it’s more serious to have a good look at Mr. Sun. There are so many women. Whatever you want, when you get better, tell your brother. I guarantee that I can find you any kind of brother.”
Yun Ye felt like he was about to pass out. Li Tai grabbed his brother's chest and growled in a low voice: "I'm very normal. I reacted violently just now. I will go find a woman myself and don't need you to worry about it."
Yun Ye was afraid that he would die from laughing, so he wrapped the robe around himself and stretched his neck to see how Hypatia could deceive enough money from these ladies to buy what he needed.
"After long-term research, I discovered that there is a wonderful power around each of us. I have not yet named this power. Mr. Yun Ye, the wisest Marquis of the Tang Dynasty, once proved this power with a simple method.
The existence of power, he discovered in small-scale experiments that this power can slowly lift a glass of water through a piece of paper. Now I will demonstrate this process to you.
"Yezi, this damn woman wants to steal your knowledge, why don't you go out and scold her with a few shameless words?" Li Tai watched as Hypatia covered the mouth of the cup with a piece of paper, and then poured it carefully.
Come over, in the surprised eyes of the ladies, the paper is still covering the mouth of the cup, and not a drop of water in the cup has been spilled.
"I've already written it in the fucking book. Who cares how she uses it? If you're jealous, why don't you go demonstrate it to everyone? There's no point in saying these mean words now."
"I am the prince, not a monkey trick. If a dead woman can do this, it would be shameless for us to do this. But with this little experiment at the bottom, it is not a big problem to deceive those ignorant women."
"Marquis Yun once said that this power is so powerful that it can make our feet firmly on the ground instead of floating around. It can make ripe fruits fall to the ground instead of falling into the sky...
Hearing what Hypatia said, Yun Ye smiled. This was because the woman didn't understand what gravity was and what atmospheric pressure was. Li Tai also heard it. He argued with Yun Ye about this issue.
After a long time, when I heard Hypatia's nonsense, I jumped up with joy, moved my chin with my hands, and was ready to jump out and refute Hypatia's fallacies. I must make sure this woman knows how powerful she is.
When he was still feeling proud, he heard Hypatia say again: "Your country has an extremely wise prince, Prince Li Tai. He himself has a very profound understanding of the density of matter, and his talent and fighting spirit have always been
I admire him, but this wise prince is full of discrimination against us women. He believes that a woman cannot make the slightest contribution to the unknown fields of mankind. After I discussed with him about water and ice,
After the changes and differences, he turns a blind eye to his own ignorance, but always puts obstacles in the way of us women's pursuit of knowledge, strength, and progress. Is it that the only role of us women in the world is to reproduce offspring?
No, I don’t think so. We should have higher ideals. Beautiful ladies, when you look up at the starry sky, you see twinkling stars. According to the belief of the Tang Dynasty, everyone is a star in the sky. Is it true?
Are you saying that none of these stars are our women? Why? Why? This is not fair."
Yun Ye looked back at the pale Li Tai and said: "Qingque, you're done. I'm afraid it's just a fantasy to find a good woman in this life. This damn woman has ruined your happiness for the rest of your life. Whether your disease can be cured or not is just that.
What's going on, you are the public enemy of women."
ps: In the third quarter, luckily I made it in time and the internet was finally connected. Please vote, please vote.