Yun Ye always thought that his married life was his own privacy and an extremely secretive behavior. As a result, he misjudged the Tang Dynasty people and forgot that this was the most open era on sexual issues in history.
"The relationship between husband and wife is the great road of human relations. It is like the fusion of yin and yang, the alternation of black and white. It is the source of vitality in the world. It cannot be greedy or arrogant, nor can it be cut off. The evergreen tree will not be cut down by an axe. The yin will not grow alone.
Yang does not grow, Yin and Yang harmonize to nourish all things. The harmony of Yin and Yang between heaven and earth is the norm and cannot be tabooed. "
Who would have thought that these words were spoken by Tangtang to Wei Zheng during the incident, followed by two old eunuchs, with fly whisks on their arms, smiling and greeting Yun Ye.
"Marquis Yun, there is no need to be embarrassed. Our family is the yin and yang envoys in the palace. We came here specially to teach the secret of yin and yang on the order of the empress. Not long ago, Princess Danyang was not in harmony with General Xue and his wife. It was the two of us who taught the yin and yang method.
Now the couple is harmonious and the family is stable. Now that we are the Marquis of Yun, how lucky are these two slaves."
Yun Ye nodded and invited Wei Zheng to sit down in the front hall. When Wei Zheng entered the room, he picked up a thick wooden stick and swung it at the two eunuchs.
The eunuch walked from the garden to the gate, and did not stop until the two guys disappeared from the path.
When he returned home, he told the concierge that if he saw the two eunuchs again, he would beat them to death. If they dared come near Yunjiazhuangzi, they would be beaten to death and then buried on the spot. There was no need to report anything in return.
I’m so angry. Don’t I know how a couple communicates? Don’t you know how to make a little person? I’ve already made three of them. You bastard, how can I teach Mr. and Mrs. Xue how to behave? Do you know that Mr. Xue is hiding in Yushan now?
Dare you meet someone? Go to see Old Xue for a map of the military formation. That guy only met Yun Ye with his face covered. He has no face to meet people. When the old brothers met, Xue Wanche, an eight-foot-tall man, burst into tears. Danyang looked down on him.
He just said that he didn't even know how to do things between husband and wife. The emperor specially sent someone to explain it to the couple. It was impossible not to listen. It would be more comfortable to throw Lao Xue into a millstone and grind it into mince than to carry this reputation.
The bastard who recorded the emperor's daily notes actually wrote this matter into the daily notes. As a famous example of the emperor's concern for his subordinates, he made a special statement. Xue Wanche had not been in court for three months. According to rumors, old Xue had been
I have tried hard to learn how to be a married couple, but I haven’t learned it in three months. It is estimated that it will take another half a year.
The military power of a strong general was easily removed without damaging Lao Xue's character. Outsiders would only think that Lao Xue lacked arrogance. Now it was Yun Ye's turn to lack arrogance.
Old God Wei Zheng was sitting in the front hall drinking tea. The incident where he was scolded by Yun Ye and ran away seemed to have never happened. When he saw Yun Ye coming back angrily, he picked up the tea bowl and was polite to Yun Ye.
Keep drinking tea.
"Old Wei, why are you doing anything unlucky now? What are you doing disgustingly? It's all the same. My young man's lust for pleasure is not a big deal. How come you just listen to it? You found two such people to disgust me."
"It's so kind. The old man you scolded me last time ran away with your face covered and almost hit the mountain. This time I heard that you were having trouble with your sex, so I came here just to flatter you. I specially found a yin and yang messenger for you, but you beat him away. Look.
Come on, I’ve been very unpopular lately.”
"Pull it down, your backbone will break as long as you bend it once. You can't do such bullshit, and you can't do it. How can a dignified gentleman be so idle? This time, it's the turtle grandson who is planning to let him go.
Am I embarrassed?"
"When the princess comes to live in your house, and you are not a consort, there are a lot of discussions in the court, and they think it is unbecoming. The princess has lost his virtue, the Marquis of Lantian has lost his virtue, and the identity of the heir of the King of Guide County in Lingnan is very doubtful. He needs to send someone else to go there."
Your Majesty rebuked you in court. Although Your Majesty helped you, some people in the court already said that you are a sycophant and Your Majesty favors you too deeply. "
"So that's it, but I don't know who they selected to replace my child? I really want to know."
"No one will go. If Feng Ang doesn't go, no one will dare to go to your child's land. They recommended the Ning family of Qinzhou and the Chen family of Longzhou. These two families are the largest families in Lingnan after the Feng family.
, hearing the news, the heads of the two families said: "The mountain gods in Lingnan can play drums, and people will die when they play drums. Without blessings, it is not possible to be the King of Guide. Now it seems that only young master Li Rong can be the King of Guide."
, only the mountain gods will be quiet. The population in Lingnan is not large, and it cannot bear the mountain gods who always beat the drum. The heads of the two families are now sick.
When Marquis Yun traveled to Lingnan, he made a group of little girls hide and dare not move. This really impressed me. But Marquis Yun, it is not appropriate for the princess to live in your house. I am afraid that the empress sent these two eunuchs to warn you.
, not as good as..."
Yun Ye didn't wait for Wei Zheng to finish his words before he interrupted: "The princess will return to the princess's mansion tomorrow, and our whole family will go to the princess's mansion as a guest. What does Wei Gong think?"
"Why don't you know how to retreat for a while? This matter cannot be brought to the table. Chang'an probably doesn't know many things about you and the princess, but there is no need to make it so obvious."
"You don't include one person's feelings in your scheme."
"Whose? Yours?" Wei Zheng looked at Yun Ye playfully. He didn't understand one thing. Why is it so difficult for the princess to return to the princess mansion? It's just to avoid being noticed.
"Li Rong's, that piece of land in Lingnan belongs to this child. This child came to the world just for this. Eight hundred miles of land is not considered big, let alone that it is a barbaric land. In the past two years, it has
Some outputs, why are they jealous of each one? Now Li Anlan and Li Rong have gradually brought the four people back and started to rebuild the barren land. The taxes paid to the court every year are almost as much as a medium-sized state, let alone
The Lingnan Navy retrieves millions of tons of grain from Annan every year. These are all achievements. Why can't they be exchanged for a small Guide throne? This throne is probably not even comparable to that of an earl in Chang'an. They
Do you even notice this thing?
Wei Gong, I heard an ancient legend. I heard that not only the mountain gods in Lingnan play drums, but also the river gods. The Sea Dragon King also plays drums when he has nothing to do. So now a man can play drums and knock.
Maybe it will come to Chang'an."
"Yun Ye, you dare!" Wei Zheng was startled. He stood up and turned over the tea bowl. The light yellow tea dripped down the side of the table, and finally turned into a line of water splashing on the ground.
On the bricks, the room was eerily quiet.
"There are infinite truths in heaven and earth. This is what I study. I don't know much about the human heart. I only know that if you give in for the first time on these things, even if you just brush away a grain of dust, those desires that are hard to satisfy will be lost."
People will always find excuses to make you retreat again and again. By the time you find out that you have no way out, it's already too late. They will dismember you into pieces, and finally swallow you with your skin and bones, eat them dry and wipe them clean.
Will spit and say: "Idiot!"
Old Wei, that’s why I won’t retreat. I will come when I have the ability. I will take over whether it’s overt or covert. If anyone dares to stretch out his hand, I’ll cut off his hand. If he dares to stretch out his leg, I’ll chop off his leg. From tomorrow onwards, the Lingnan Navy will no longer be allowed to carry any private cargo. If it’s against the rules,
Kill the order! This is part of the military law, and it is not too late to implement it now."
Wei Zheng walked out of the house in frustration. He originally wanted to convey some bad information to make Yun Ye learn to restrain himself and let the princess go back to her place. Everyone should stay in their place and everyone should calm down and stop attacking each other.
Unexpectedly, it intensified the conflict. Yun Ye ordered the Lingnan navy in front of him not to carry private goods. From now on, if Lingnan goods want to get out of the dangerous pass of Wuling, they will have to take the long Meiling ancient road. The most important thing is missing.
Without communication channels, Lingnan will return to primitiveness and wilderness in an instant.
Those who have made great gains in Lingnan will suffer heavy losses. The people who originally attacked Li Anlan and Li Rong were these nobles who were too fat and wanted to make an extravagant move. Yun Ye said he would chop off his hands and feet, but he really did it. Wei Zheng
I find that I can't understand the people around me now. Now, for the sake of profit, I have no friendship with each one. I call them brother in face, but I stab them with a knife behind my back without blinking. Now, everyone's appearance is too ugly, so I might as well cut them off.
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"Yun Ye refused to give in even a step, and even ordered the navy not to carry private goods. Anyone who disobeyed the order would be killed. He gave up the little advantage he had obtained from His Majesty and started to fight back against those people." Changsun said with a big belly.
On the soft couch, she was about to give birth, so it was very difficult to speak now.
"That's right. The army transports food to the country. This is a national policy and it should be done. He has made the army look different. I have long wanted to tell him because I promised him to lose one line of military discipline, so it's hard to say. Now he
There is nothing wrong with returning the army to its roots. Constantly plundering the barren land in Lingnan is not a long-term solution. It also needs to recuperate and recuperate. Feng An's place should not be forced too much. After a few years, the population of Guanzhong has increased a lot.
Just open the gate again and let immigrants in. As long as the Han people account for the majority of the population, I will divide the states and counties there. Finally, those princes can enjoy taxes. The local management power must be in our hands.
good.
No matter what, Yun Ye is still reckless in doing this, and will make his enemies all over the world. People come to declare my will, and five additional Sima are assigned to the army to specifically inspect the lawless activities in the army. "
Xin Yue and Li Anlan didn't know why the two eunuchs came to the house. They thought they were really here to teach their husband the art of Fangzhong. They were so ashamed that they hid in Yushan with their children, not daring to see anyone.
Grandma also wanted to see her great-great-grandson, so she naturally followed her into Yushan with her whole family. What they didn't know was that the door of the Yun family was almost broken down by those nobles.
Yun Ye watched their performance with a smile. They begged, cried, threatened, acted arrogantly, and spoke righteously. No matter what they said, Yun Ye still shook his head and finally said to them with tears in his eyes: "The Yun family can't bear it.
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Yun Ye's tragic sign lasted for three days, and finally he was dragged by the prince to look at the harvest of potatoes.