Things were unexpected. They liked stories but not songs. This made Yun Ye sad. Although his good brother Cheng Chumo supported him, he could not withstand the fierce criticism of the two lolita. They also said that singing is elegant and noble.
, use the most beautiful language to express the most wonderful love. Using country slang to describe such a beautiful love is like the thunder of a yellow bell destroying a clay cauldron. I don’t understand, you are still fantasizing about love even though you are a prostitute? It can be concluded that nine
Yi's love partner can only be Cheng Chumo. If he fantasizes about someone else, this wonderful triangle relationship will definitely turn into the Tang Dynasty version of a human-ghost love affair. I have learned this thing since I was a child, and it is a folk ballad highly praised by countless big names and experts.
Why has it become something that cannot be put on the stage? Isn't "Jasmine" known all over the world? It's just because I am a literary young man who can sing such a beautiful song randomly. If it were replaced by a few people in my student dormitory
Brother, if you sing aloud and touch yourself, are you still alive?
Then he got angry and ordered the maid to get me a cart of cantaloupe, and then put all kinds of snacks on the cart, and then went back home. Don't ask, Changsun Chong paid! There were hundreds of pairs of eyes walking up and down the stairs of Yanlai.
Watch and return with a full load.
The old lady didn't sleep again, waiting for Yun Ye to come back. The whole family didn't sleep either. The little girls looked at the door eagerly. The little girl nodded like a chicken eating rice and still persisted. Yun Ye felt a little ashamed and planned to sneak into the yard.
The sharp-eyed Xiao Xi saw it, and a group of people gathered around him. Fortunately, they had already prepared a cantaloupe and a snack for each person. The old woman didn't ask where Yun Ye had gone, and just arranged for her sisters to prepare bath water for him.
He washed Yun Ye from top to bottom, paying special attention to the key parts. He kept talking, saying that people outside were unclean. If you like him, you should find a good girl from a good family. If there is,
It would be even better if she was pregnant, a pure descendant of the Hou family. Yun Ye's face turned red as he said this, and the more he explained, the more scornful his aunt became. Yun Ye swore that after he healed his hand, he would never let his elders bathe him again.
Well, by the way, my mental age is around 40, and my physical age is also 15. I am not a kid that my elders just pick up and eat.
There are so many boring people in Chang'an City. One night, the story of Marquis Yun running to Yanlailou to snatch cantaloupe spread. What's more, the two of them were whispering in a panic, with one muttering and the other nodding.
In an instant, the incident of robbing a cantaloupe turned out to be that Marquis Yun did not like beauties, but only liked cantaloupe, and he could only fall asleep with the cantaloupe in his arms at night.
Cheng Chumo asked how it felt to sleep with Hami Melon, and was kicked hard. Zhuang Santing couldn't get far away from Yun Ye, and Liu Jinbao was still applying hot eggs to his eyes. This was the result of seeing Lord Yun's strange eyes.
"What's so shameful about a man going to a brothel? What's the point of bringing back a cart full of melons?" Yun Ye wanted to die, but this guy didn't dare to hit him. Hami melons are for eating, otherwise what else can they be used for? Lao Niu even said this
I don’t even know that I deserve to be pinched by Aunt Cow.
While measuring Niu Jianhu's calf, he warned: "Don't look at me strangely, or I'll cut off your other leg too." Niu Jianhu quickly shut up, but his face turned red from holding back, and he looked like he was having a bowel movement.
Unsmooth look.
My arms can move now. The acupuncture skills of Lao Zongfeng are not in vain. They activate blood circulation and remove blood stasis. I can move my hands in two days. I just can’t lift heavy objects, so now I can only do simple preparations. I agreed with Lao Niu.
Well, since it’s the New Year’s Eve, let’s make prosthetic limbs on the 15th.
Unknowingly, the New Year has arrived. If you can’t hear the crackling firecrackers and smell the choking smell of gunpowder, it seems that the New Year is missing. Without the Spring Festival couplets, two gods with strange expressions and ferocious faces were hung on the door. Grandma
He personally put honey on the Stove Lord's mouth, used a big red rooster as his mount, and sent him to heaven to say good things.
Paying homage to her ancestors, the old lady smiled and stroked her grandfather's memorial tablet without any sadness. She just asked her grandfather to wait for her. She had just had a few good days and she didn't plan to go see her grandfather now. She had to wait until Yun Ye's wedding.
, little girls get married, so that they can go to him without worries. Yun Ye worked hard to use a brush dipped in black paint to trace the memorial tablet of his nominal father one by one. There was no one else in the mourning hall, only their ancestors.
The two grandchildren were deserted. The old woman kept sighing and talked about the sadness of the underpopulation. It was sad to think that back then, the mourning hall was full of male family members, but now there is only one grandson. But in an instant, she said arrogantly that a room full of people was full of people.
A man is not as good as a grandson. My grandson is now a dignified Marquis of Lantian County, and his friends are all princes. A few days ago, even His Royal Highness the Crown Prince came to me, an old lady, to salute you. The ancestral graves of the Yun family are smoking.
.
Yun Ye didn't know whether the smoke was coming out of the Yun family's ancestral grave. Now he was starting to see smoke coming out, or was it coming out from his nose?
"His Royal Highness the Crown Prince came to visit the humble abode. The humble abode is really full of splendor, but I don't know where the many cantaloupes came from." He gritted his teeth and asked Li Chengqian while holding back his anger.
Li Chengqian chewed the twists fried for the New Year and said vaguely: "I heard a piece of news and learned that the Marquis of Lantian liked this courgette so much that he stayed with it day and night. There were many in the East Palace, so he gave some to the Marquis of Lantian.
, to comfort Marquis Yun from his lovesickness." After swallowing a large piece of Mahua, he looked like a confidant and felt sick.
"Xiao Hou is so grateful to the Crown Prince for the gift. Recently, Xiao Hou has developed a weapon that can kill enemies ten miles away without being seen. I wonder if His Highness the Crown Prince can go and have a look?"
"Of course I want to see it, Marquis Yun, please."
After repelling the guards, the two of them came to the study one after another. Yun Ye closed the study and ordered no one to disturb him. Li Chengqian enthusiastically flipped through the books on Yun Ye's desk and asked without raising his head: "What kind of sharp weapon can do this?"
Mysterious." After asking for a long time, no one answered. When he looked up, he found that Yun Ye had grabbed him and threw him on the recliner, and tickled him hard with both hands. It was too late to run away now, and Li Chengqian laughed so hard that his whole body
He was so weak that he couldn't use any strength, so he had no choice but to let Yun Ye do what he did. It wasn't until tears of laughter came down his nose and he couldn't stop begging for mercy that Yun Ye let him go. Li Chengqian, who was lying on the recliner like mud, said aggrievedly: "You cheated
.”
"Nonsense, I don't cheat. If you do this in the front hall, you will be chopped into pieces by your guards. You asked for it all. You deserve to drag a cart of melons to laugh at me." Yun Ye was furious and pointed.
Li Chengqian was trembling.
"So you really like courgettes but not beautiful women? By the way, why do you call courgettes cantaloupes?"
"I'm not a pervert. Of course I like beauties. Are those girls from Yanlailou with small breasts and no butts going to my eyes? When I find the beauties I like, I'll show you what it means to be a man."
"I have eaten this kind of melon before, and I asked the master specifically. The master said that this thing is produced in Hami, the Western Region. If it is not called Hami melon, what is it called?"
"By the way, why are you looking for me? You just go to the Three Treasures Palace and talk about things. I don't have time to rub teeth with you. You have to celebrate the New Year."
"My mother sent me here. Let me tell you, since you have the leisure to visit a brothel, it means that your physical problems are cured and you will enter the palace after fifteen. She will take good care of you, a dandy."
Li Chengqian was a little gloating about his misfortune, and he had always been disciplined by the queen.
"Your mother? The Empress? Are you sure she has the intention to discipline me? Aren't other ministers giving us lessons? Why did your mother run out again?" Yun Ye was a little panicked. The majestic Empress didn't take care of herself.
Discipline the concubines, and also have a few palace fights, and run out to harm me, the young seedling of the Tang Dynasty.
"Haha, I finally have someone to accompany me. My mother's discipline, Yezi, please bear with it. I hope that if my mother is busy with discipline, you will relax your discipline on me. You are really a living bodhisattva who saves people from suffering." Li Chengqian patted Yun Ye.
The shoulders are overjoyed.
"I am a foreign minister. Isn't it convenient for your Majesty to discipline me?" He asked Li Chengqian with the last hope.
"You have a lot of face. My mother is a queen, and you are a noble prince, but you are still underage. This means that she has the right to discipline you, regardless of whether you are a minister or a foreign minister."
This is so sad. Yun Ye knows very well what kind of person Empress Changsun is. Li Er's huge family is managed in an orderly manner by her, and no discordant incident is reported. How much wisdom does it take to do this?
?Although there is no gunpowder in the fighting in the **, it is still a life-and-death battlefield. A generation of strong women who have experienced hundreds of battles and won every battle must shoulder the important task of educating themselves. It is foreseeable that there will be no problems. I have been around for more than ten years and still can't do it.
She works as a brick at the bottom of society, and what little experience she has in the workplace is nothing but scum in the eyes of her elders. The happy life plan she made a few days ago can be thrown into the trash. Empress Changsun will not squeeze out the last bit of her life.
You won't let go. Li Er! You are cruel.
Li Chengqian saw Yun Ye's face turning pale for a while and then asked worriedly: "Are you okay, Xiaoye? My mother is gentle and dignified, and the most kind. Let her discipline you, which is something no one else can ask for."
Why are you so embarrassed about things?"
"That's for you. It's not so easy for me to be kind. Brother, my good days have come to an end." Yun Ye said with a sad face.
Li Chengqian also had a look of relief on his face, he knew very well how powerful his mother was.
After seeing off Li Chengqian, the old woman asked Yun Ye what happened and why he looked so ugly. Yun Ye told her grandma what the Queen was going to teach him personally. The old woman closed her eyes and thought for a long time and said: "Ye'er, grandma has little knowledge.
I know the pros and cons, so I can’t give you any advice. But my grandma has lived for almost sixty years, but she understands a truth. The royal family emphasizes that those who obey the rules will prosper, and those who go against the rules will perish. Your father, grandfather, and uncles all died under this sentence.
Life. Grandma doesn’t want you to follow in their footsteps. I hope you will continue the family lineage of my Yun family and live a good life. Put down your pride and keep your master in your heart. Since the empress wants to change you, she will use all means. Now she just uses
They will deal with you in an upright and fair manner. Obviously, what you did is beyond their control. They want to put a new shackles on you and let you be used by them. Remember, your life is the most important at all times.
, don’t worry about us.”
Yun Ye stepped forward and hugged grandma: "No, grandma, I want to live, and you also want to live. You want to live to be a hundred years old."
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