If the old man wants to watch a sexy dance, Yun Ye will automatically filter it. He can’t imagine a hundred-year-old guy drooling while watching a sexy dance. A sexy dance should be something for young people. I remember that when I watched a sexy dance, I would drink heavily.
The cold beer calmed down the mood, but he howled like a wolf from his mouth, and he banged the table and the bench in a very heroic manner. I just didn't know if I could take Cheng Chumo and the others to see if they would have the same heroic spirit as before.
"Boy, the dance of "Tian Mo Wu" is accompanied by Zen singing. When it is intense, the sound of Zen singing can break through the sky. When it is soothing, the sound of Zen singing is like flowing clouds and flowing water. I maintained my identity and did not go to the palace to see it.
Thinking about it now, I feel very regretful. If this thing reappears in the world, I will definitely taste it carefully. "
"Old Master, I just don't understand why this "Tian Mo Wu" has to be performed in a secret room, not in broad daylight?"
"Hey, hey, boy, keeping a lady's house and pampering yourself in the secret room is a kind of sentiment. It can be said to be the ultimate happiness in the world. The poor old man has lived his whole life. It is only when he is about to die that he understands what indulgence is. It's too late. I want to have fun.
Eating a meal of meat has become a thought. Boy from the Yun family, you always crave for things when things are about to happen. "Dance of the Demons" has appeared? Please tell me where it is. Let's go now. You don't need to spend money.
I’m treating you to a treat."
Yan Zhitui was as excited as a child, with a rare longing in his little eyes. Yun Ye and Li Tai had sad faces. If the old man went to see "Tian Mo Wu", if something happened, not to mention the Yan family would
No matter what, Li Er will tear two lives apart. As long as the old man lives for one more day, it will be a good omen and living auspiciousness for the Tang Dynasty.
"No, old man, Pei Ji is about to die after watching "The Dance of the Demons". If I take you here. If you have any good intentions, I will never be redeemed by death. Just take pity on me and forget about it."
What?"
"Shit, don't you just live longer? You will reach my life span in a few decades. They will also treat you as a longevity turtle. I am rarely interested. If not, I will go to the emperor and I will definitely
I want to go and see if I can die under the "Dance of the Heavenly Demon". Even if I am a ghost, I am still very charming."
The old man jumped down from the brocade couch and ordered his old servants to prepare an ox cart for him. He was about to enter the palace to meet the Holy Spirit. All the juniors in the Yan family looked at Yun Ye and Li Tai fiercely, and many of them rolled up their sleeves and prepared to beat them.
People.
After escaping from Yan's house in embarrassment, Li Tai angrily said to Yun Ye: "You are trying to kill me. As a brother, it doesn't matter if I accompany you to see "The Dance of the Demons". Now, if the old man insists on going, I guess
My father can't stop it. We both have to bear everything. Did you do it on purpose? "
"Only a ghost would know why the old man is so excited. Didn't he say don't see any evil, hear no evil, and say no evil? This is their tutor. The banners on the wall have these words written on them. I can imagine that he will be squinting.
Are you looking for death by going up the pole to watch "The Dance of the Demons"?"
The two of them returned to the academy dejectedly, waiting for Li Er's anger to come. From noon to evening, no eunuch came, and they breathed a sigh of relief. They heard Yan Zhitui's boasting coming from outside the house, and Yun Ye's hand flicked.
Trembling, the teacup fell to the ground and shattered into pieces.
The most feared thing happened. Li Gang was also going, Yuanzhang, Yushan, Lishi, Gongshu Mu, and Liu Fang were also going to broaden their horizons. Watching their serious discussion of "The Dance of the Demon", Yun Ye was shaking like chaff.
, Li Tai is not much better than Yun Ye. The most outrageous thing is that Wu Shi also wants to go. It’s just that they go. Regardless of whether he still has that kind of function or not, he is still a man. Why are you joining in the fun as a eunuch? If "
"The Dance of the Demon" is really as scary as the legend says, and the academy has been destroyed in one fell swoop.
"Qing Que, let's find out what this "Tian Mo Wu" is. Otherwise, even if we live to the end, none of the people outside will listen to others' advice and invite Mr. Sun to come.
, let’s go to Pei’s house together to see what’s going on with Pei Ji.”
It didn't matter that the old man had a teenage boyar. Yun Ye and Li Tai, who had been dragged aboard the pirate ship, quietly went to Sun Simiao and then walked around the flower wall. They saw Hypatia hiding by the wall and eavesdropping on the old men's conversation. She looked very good.
Excited, the pumpkin seed skin in her mouth kept spraying out from her bright red mouth.
Being caught eavesdropping, he didn't look the least bit embarrassed. He grabbed Yun Ye's hand and shook it vigorously: "Remember to call me when you perform "Tian Mo Wu". If you dare not to call me, I will
Tell the two ladies at home that you peeked at me taking a shower, and by the way, you even took Li Tai and Li Qingque to watch with you."
"No one will believe your lies, and they won't take you to see the big sky. It's useless to frame us both. We all know that we are gentlemen, don't you think so, Qingque."
Li Tai straightened his chest, and his eyes naturally fell on Hypatia's chest. This woman didn't know how to wear more clothes on hot days, and she liked to wear silk the most. A robe as thin as cicada wings was completely perfect.
Her exquisite figure cannot be concealed, and the two protrusions on her chest are clearly visible. This could kill Li Tai.
"Hmph, it's rare for a gentleman to drool when looking at someone's chest. Yun Ye, there is a small red mole on your chest. Don't think that I don't know. If I tell Sister Xin Yue that the red mole on your chest is very...
Beautiful, think about the consequences for yourself." Hypatia not only did not cover her chest with her hands, but also deliberately straightened her chest, and said proudly to Yun Ye.
She didn't cover her chest. Yun Ye hugged her chest nervously and asked Li Tai's suspicious eyes: "How did you know? Did you peek at me taking a shower? Oh my god, you went too far."
"Shut up, who is as despicable as you, Shan Ying, you are just a dog peeping at other women taking a bath. Aren't you all caught? The red mole on your chest is from the last time you gave a speech to raise money, you took off your clothes for me.
I saw it when I was there. You and Li Qingque know the whole story. I wonder if Sister Xin Yue and Sister An Lan will believe it? "
"It's all about women taking off their clothes and dancing. It's not appropriate for you as a woman to go there. There's nothing interesting to see. You'd better do more research on why you always see lightning first and then hear thunder."
"I researched and figured it out. I found a big drum and asked people to play the drum from a distance. I saw the drumsticks hitting the drum first and then heard the sound of the drum. This shows that the speed of sight is faster than the sound.
I have measured the propagation speed of sound, but I have not been able to measure the speed of gaze. It requires the cooperation of many people, so I gave up for the time being. We will study it again when the conditions are ripe. I want to watch "The Demon" now.
"Wu" went with a research mentality. Aren't the old gentlemen next door also going with this mentality? "
"Yun Ye, just take Hypatia with you. When we do the research, it will be more convenient to have a woman by your side to help check which dancers are there. Go ahead and do your business. Don't always eavesdrop on the old man's conversation."
Li Gang had already spoken, what else could Yun Ye say? He nodded bitterly with his fingers to the cheering Hypatia, dragging Li Tai towards the medicine house. Asking Sun Simiao to check Pei Ji was an important job and must be done.
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"Yezi, this woman is spoiled by those old gentlemen who treat her like their own granddaughter. I often see him pushing Mr. Li Gang for a walk in the academy, and I also see him helping Mr. Yuan Zhang squeeze his shoulders. He is such a flatterer.
, do you think there is still a chance to avenge me?"
"It's probably unlikely. When the old gentlemen grow old one by one, she will definitely become the idol of all the women in Chang'an. By then, you and I will not be able to touch her. Didn't I tell you not to treat her as a woman?
She is just a man wearing a woman's skin." Yun Ye quickened his pace, preparing to rush to Sun Simiao as soon as possible. Pei Ji probably won't survive for a few hours.
As I walked, I couldn't hear Li Tai's footsteps. When I looked back, I found that this guy was looking straight at his back and the corners of his mouth were twitching.
"Come on, why are you so stupid!" Yun Ye turned around and shouted at Li Tai.
Li Tai, who walked up quickly, suddenly grabbed Yun Ye's chest and said, "When did you say such things to me? Do you know that when my beloved concubine came to visit me in the academy, Hypatia invited her to come with her?
They took a bath for two hours in the hot spring, do you think I suffered a loss?"
Yun Ye looked at Li Tai sympathetically and patted his back to comfort him. There was no reason to explain that another woman had taken advantage of his wife. He could only knock out his teeth and swallow it in his stomach.
"This damn pervert, I will never let her go." When they arrived at the medicine house, Li Tai's curses were still heard. Sun Simiao stood in front of the medicine house and looked at the two people with an unkind expression, disgusted with the two people for disturbing his preparation of medicine.
The two standing medicine slaves smiled at Yun Ye and continued to sit there and use the guillotine to cut medicine.
"Mr. Sun, have you heard of "The Dance of the Demons"?" Yun Ye asked the old man straight to the point.
"Go and have a rest, go and have a rest. Don't let the evil heretics come in my door." Sun Simiao's originally unhappy face became gloomy and scary, as if he wanted to chase the two of them away.
"Mr. Sun, you don't know. Nowadays, there are witches using this dance to harm people. I am thinking about how to restrain this kind of heresy. I am not asking you to use your magic hand to save people from fire and water."
"You don't know whether others can save you or not. You yourself have suffered a severe loss in Yuanyang recently. Even your body made of copper and iron cannot bear it. Recently, you need to cultivate your mind and nature. The same goes for Qingque.
He is a good child, but he doesn't know how to control himself."
Both of them blushed and groaned as they were embarrassed to talk more. The medicine slave who used his foot to grind the medicine couldn't stop laughing. He stepped on the ground and the medicine powder in the trough spilled all over the floor. Li Tai stepped in.
I kicked my feet hard twice to feel a little relieved.