"Why only replace the top ones and not the bottom ones? It won't cost much to replace them all."
"You still don't believe me when I say you have a human head and a pig's brain. You have changed everything. What secrets are there in the public house? Shangguan likes to walk around when he has nothing to do. I am lazy and like to be lazy and in a daze.
If they were caught too many times, they would give me a bad reputation. Besides, I decided to just let the sunlight shine through the glass on my area, and let the rest of the area let the sunlight pass over their heads.
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Zhuzhi was very dissatisfied with Wang Xuance's always saying that he had the head of a human and the brain of a pig, but when he heard that Wang Xuance was doing weird things, he couldn't help but ask: "Why?"
This sentence happened to hit Wang Xuance's itch. Seeing Zhu Zhu ask the question, he said proudly: "In order to change the tables and chairs, as long as the tables and chairs are changed, everyone can bask in the sun."
"So you moved the ladder up and down a few days ago just to calculate the angle of the sun? That's too selfish. If the class official still doesn't agree to change the tables and chairs, you are the only one who can get the sun in this winter.
The sun and the rest of the old men are huddled in dark corners and trembling like mice?"
"How could it be? Everyone knows that I have the worst position to bask in the sun. Naturally, I won't enjoy it alone, so they gave up the position, not to the oldest one, but to the one with the weakest health.
In this way, although others are still dissatisfied, they have nothing to say.
You know what is going on in the public house, and you are not worried about scarcity but inequality. Within two days, the older man said that he had been suffering from back pain and leg cramps recently. He thought it was because he was not exposed to the sun for too short a time. He had been on the battlefield.
Yes, he just said that the pain he suffered on the battlefield in the past was also caused by the cold weather, and he needed more sun. Moreover, they used to have a good relationship with each other. Now, they didn't talk for three or four days, and they were weak.
The guy tried desperately to give up his seat, but he was always greeted with a blank stare. Finally, I accidentally said something, that is, if you raise the seat, everyone would be exposed to the sun. Take the best seat.
Wouldn't it be nice to have those colleagues who are weak, those who have been on the battlefield, and those who are older, go out every ten days?
As a result, some well-informed colleagues immediately said that there are high chairs and tables like those in the cheap shop. They just need to buy them. I heard that they don't cost a lot of money. The one sitting there is the only place where the sun can shine.
His colleagues were living a life worse than death these days, and all his colleagues in the public house were alienating him inexplicably. This was not a good sign, so he volunteered to go to the hall official and begged the hall official in tears to replace everyone.
Get on the table or chair, otherwise he will die."
"Then, you just sit on a chair?" Zhuzhi looked at Wang Xuance in surprise. "In order to sit on a chair, you would not hesitate to isolate your colleagues and consciously bring their conflicts to the surface? In order to sit on a chair, you would not hesitate to tear a good public house apart?"
Wang Xuance looked at the bristles calmly and said: "In order to achieve the goal of sitting on the chair, I will not hesitate to start a war. I have shown mercy to them."
Pig Bristles shook his head and said: "You are a fucking lunatic, no, you are already crazy now."
"I am not crazy, I have never been crazy. On the contrary, my mind is extremely clear. Datang is now in the midst of the biggest change in history. We must create a prosperous age that has never been seen before, and let it continue forever.
, you need to be crazy, look at the history books. Which person who shines in the history is not a madman? The champion is a madman. Eight thousand cavalry rushed three thousand miles to achieve the feat of defeating Shi Yanran. Ban Chao is a madman. With thirty
The two followers dared to kill all the Xiongnu envoys, so that the heroes on the grassland had to bow to Chang'an.
Hey hey hey, bristle, if you don't go crazy, you won't survive. If you don't have the guts, just stay in the hinterland of the Tang Dynasty and be an official of the state capital. You will sit in an ox cart all day and work as a herdsman for the emperor. When you get home, you will be with
A vulgar wife creates a man and lives her whole life in the same way as one day at a time.
I'm different. I want to see the tallest mountains, shoot down the proudest eagle, and bite wild wolves in the wilderness. If I don't die, with the horizontal sword in my hand, I will definitely deal with all threats to the people of the Tang Dynasty.
I am willing to be their hawk and dog, and if anyone dares to have ulterior motives, I will definitely make them feel the fear from hell."
Looking at Wang Xuance's mouth full of white teeth and bristles, he ran away. If he stayed with this guy for a long time, he might also contract madness. The academy had taught him a long time ago that a gentleman does not build a dangerous wall. This bastard is not a dangerous wall, but a dangerous one.
A volcano that is about to erupt will definitely burn itself to ashes. Of course, this guy will also be burned to death. Looking at him, he has been driven crazy by the peaceful Chang'an.
"I will explain my point of view at the party tomorrow. If I can't convince you, I will do it alone." Wang Xuance's voice came from a distance, clear and orderly.
Fu Yi looked at the red apricots in the vase, picked one, and took out a paper bag from his arms. After opening it, he put the apricot blossoms and the almost withered peach blossoms together, raised his head and said to Yuan Tiangang: "What do you want?"
Taking advantage of me? You know, I don't have any good impressions of your Taoist sect, but seeing that you have already requested to be included in the tax system of the Tang Dynasty, I don't think much of it. You still know how to advance and retreat. These monks are crazy.
It's ridiculous and ridiculous for a clay puppet to try to claim to be a god or a Buddha."
"Taishicheng is good at actuarial calculations of astronomy and calendar. How to choose the natural way? I just can't bear to see the world being deceived, so I naturally want to expose their evil deeds. Even if I die nine times, I will not regret it." Yuan Tiangang said something
Sanctified and majestic.
Fu Yi chuckled, looked at Yuan Tiangang strangely and said: "Sure enough, only the enemy knows you best. I understand clearly what you are worried about. The gods of your Taoist sect are also coming to the world one after another. What does it have to do with what Buddhism has done this time?
The difference? But forget it, as long as I can expose their ugliness this time, it doesn’t matter if I am used by you once. Tell me, where do these apricot flowers come from? Who has such ingenious means? "
Yuan Tiangang didn't say anything, but took out a five-hundred-guan money order and pushed it in front of Fu Yi. Seeing that the old Fu was about to get angry, he quickly said: "This is not for you. The Yun family's goods are never cheap. You
Everything you want is in the Yun family. You, the old man, have been poor all your life. Even if you see a mirror, peach blossoms, and spices, you can only stare. The money is for you to buy something. Don't think it is for you.
Since it is us who benefit and the people benefit, it is appropriate for us to contribute some money."
"Thinking about it, only Marquis Yun has this kind of ability. Maybe he is a real descendant of the gods. Potatoes, corns, and vermicelli benefit the people of the Tang Dynasty. He uses many fairy methods to adjust people's livelihood. This is a bit of a fairy.
It seems that Sun Simiao has done countless good deeds in his life. Even if there is no miracle, I will still call him Sun Shenxian.
This is the way of the world. The more real a god is, the more he is afraid that others will know about it, and he will try his best to hide his life experience for fear of being different from others. The more fake it is, the more he wants to make it known to the world, for fear that the common people will look down on him.
"I am a mortal, don't you despise you? It's really fun to deceive people all day long to get money?" Old man Fu Yi's words made Yuan Tiangang's face turn green and white. If it wasn't for the purpose of attacking Buddhism, he wouldn't have suffered this anger.
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Fu Yi was a man who could sit up and walk. Since he already knew the whole story, he would not delay. He ordered his servants to set up the ox cart, and then squeaked out of Chang'an City and went straight to Yunjiazhuangzi.
This is not the first time that Mr. Yunjiazhuangzi has come back. When he has nothing to do, it has become a habit for him to spend the whole day in the academy library with his library card, and he wants to get a bargain at noon.
But the meals are not simple, and paired with the rice wine brought from home, he can stay intoxicated for a long time. He doesn't like boating or mountaineering, but he likes to go to the village to talk to the old farmers and listen to them talk about their family.
Life is gradually getting better, and if there are one or two people who like to brag, they will like it even more, so that they can learn about the actual situation of Yunjiazhuangzi from their words.
It's a pity that I don't have time to do these things that I like very much today. The old servant knocked on the door of Yun's house with a greeting card. After a while, he saw a young man in Tsing Yi going out to greet him. He was polite and humble, with a sign beside the door.
A peasant woman was arranging her fruits on the steps, blocking the way. He did not rush her, but waited patiently for the peasant woman to finish arranging, and then invited the old man to come in. The old man did not think it was rude, but felt that the Yun family was doing this.
The style of a wealthy family, being proud of superiors but not insulting inferiors, has always been a virtue praised by scholar-bureaucrats.
"My husband has come to the Yun Family Village more than once or twice. Every time I wanted to invite him into the house to have a talk. But seeing that my husband was chatting and laughing happily with the villagers, I didn't bother him. Today, my husband is able to visit, and the Yun Family is full of glory."
ah."
Fu Yi said with a smile: "It's not easy to visit the Yun family once. There is a saying that if a night owl comes into the house, nothing good will happen. I am a famous night owl in Chang'an. If I can bring less bad luck to others, I will bring less bad luck to others. It's just that I'm here today."
There is indeed something wrong, and if I am rude, please forgive me, Marquis Yun."
The two chatted and laughed happily and walked side by side into the hall. Fu Yi kept praising the Yun family's orderly layout when he saw it. Indeed, the Yun family made everyone feel relaxed. When the servants were carrying water
She can sing, the maids are busy working and laughing constantly, the old housekeeper is busy kicking the servant's butt, both the kicker and the kicked are full of smiles, the female steward is jumping on her feet and begging the young master who climbed up the tree.
Coming down from the top, two local dogs were lying defiantly in the sun, yawning lazily. A majestic war horse stuck its head into the window and watched with gusto. There might be a maid changing clothes, and she was embarrassed to see the huge horse.
The horse's head was pushed outward, mixed with embarrassed laughter and curses.
This is the atmosphere that the human world should have. Fu Yi looked at the man in green in front of him and suddenly wondered, is this what the fairy land looks like? (To be continued...)