A native suddenly appeared in front of Yun Ye, with his mouth wide open and his white teeth seeming to bite him. His hands were stretched out straight. Yun Ye seemed to hear a tendon in his head being broken. If
If it weren't for his strong curiosity that kept him awake, he might have passed out with foam at the mouth by now.
"Mr. Marquis, my wife asked me to give you something. The ground is too hard. It took me a long time to dig it out. My skills are rusty."
After hearing this, Yun Ye's seven souls and six souls were in their respective places. The dog-like rat scared me to death. Yun Ye already felt that he was about to pee his pants again, so he quickly came to the back and peed again.
, then I feel relieved.
"Master Marquis, didn't you pee just now? Why did you pee again?" Yun Ye looked at the yellow mouse with a dark face. He felt sorry for himself if he didn't beat such a heartless bastard.
"Squat down."
"Why?" Huang Shu couldn't figure it out, but he still squatted down obediently. After Yun Ye pounced on him, punched and kicked him, his whole body felt warm and indescribably comfortable.
"What did the madam bring?" Yun Ye took the bundle and spread it on the table. He was very pleased. This is a husband and wife. A woman who knows when her husband needs what he needs most should marry him when he meets her.
, absolutely not wrong, Yun Ye is full of this kind of happiness now, what a wonderful wife, mushroom powder, arm armor with spikes, soft armor, hand crossbow, saw that can be stuffed in the hair, a pair of sharp blades that can pop out.
There are warm boots, oh, yes, yes, there are also Chunfeng Powder, and there is no shortage of anesthetics made by Lao Sun. With these things, Yun Ye thinks it doesn't matter if he encounters ghosts.
"You go back. It's not good for you to stay too long. Just tell me where the tunnel is."
The yellow mouse tilted his head and dropped a lot of dirt from his ears. He pointed to the corner of the wall and wanted to speak, but Yun Ye roughly pushed him away. When he entered the pit, Yun Ye moved over and took the rain urn to cover the entrance of the hole. He returned
When I got to the house, I hid under the mosquito net, wrapped myself up, rubbed my hands, and continued to read my "Book of Rites".
"The way of heaven and earth. If the cold and heat are untimely, illness will occur; if the wind and rain are not regular, there will be hunger. If you teach, the people will suffer from cold and heat. If you do not teach, the world will be harmed. If you do things, the wind and rain will be the same for the people. If things are not regular, there will be no success. However, the former kings will be happy.
That is, rule by law, and good deeds resemble virtue."
This theory is really wonderful. It divides people into different levels in advance and positions them: some are "farmers", some are "crops"; some are cultivators, and some are cultivated seedlings. Those who have the title of "farmer"
Care is a blessing, and one must be grateful to the "farmer" and the sunshine and rain. After this passage, Yun Ye picked up the pen and ink and dipped it in thick ink, and commented at the end that this is a bitch theory.
I have worked so hard to support the academy just because I want to reduce the number of bitches in the world. It would be better if more people are self-reliant and their destiny is ultimately in their own hands. In the Tang Dynasty, I am an alien, no matter how I try to get closer to the people of the Tang Dynasty.
, after all, the differences are revealed everywhere. When he has taught all the students in the academy to adopt his own virtues, there will be more weird people and weird things. He will no longer look weird. In the end, maybe he will be weird if he is not so weird.
You don’t need to read a lot of books, as long as you understand them, you can remember them naturally, such as the paragraph just now. If you use it to ridicule others in the future, it will look so knowledgeable. You are a crop, and your whole family is a crop. You may be scolded.
People will still be happy.
The cold wind outside the window was biting, and the snow foam got in through the gap in the window lattice and landed on the desk. Looking back at the brazier, Yun Ye sighed, took the tongs to stir up the charcoal fire, and poured the remaining fish soup into the braise
In the fish, put it on the shelf and stew the tofu and stew the fish. When the stewed meat is crispy and the bones are rotten, it is a good time to eat it. Pour the remaining bit of carved rice into the fish soup and watch.
The steam was steaming and the smell of fish overflowed. Yun Ye almost had the desire to sing a song.
What a harmonious environment the lonely lamp ghost house has on a cold night. The crows have stopped calling. I don’t know where to hide from the wind and snow. Even a ghost would not choose a day like this to travel.
When I think of singing, I will think of Na Rimu. Those simple words will be interpreted by Na Rimu with a different style. This melon girl is becoming more and more interesting. I just don’t know if she and her daughter are good on the grassland. Now
The grassland must be covered with heavy snow. The melon woman will no longer hold the lamb to keep warm. Maybe she is a grassland person at heart. If I go to see her now and see her sleeping with the lamb with her daughter in her arms, I will
Definitely not surprised.
The older he gets, the more wives he has, but the more delicate his feelings become. He dare not think about the dusty past. As soon as he thinks about it, the fish soup is boiled dry, and he eats the slightly burnt Diaohu rice. Yun Ye knows that this is God's fault.
Punishing him.
After eating midnight snack, Yun Ye walked around in the small room. After confirming that the floor was solid, he turned his attention to the wall. Li Er must have had a purpose in choosing a room like this for himself. He would observe by himself during the day.
After visiting the entire abandoned house, we came to the conclusion that the houses here were all demolished artificially. Many of the beams and columns that fell to the ground were very new, and the paint was not cracked. Anyone who dared to demolish the royal garden, except
Besides Li Er, Yun Ye couldn't think of anyone else who had the courage.
The handle of the knife knocked on the wall inch by inch, but nothing like a secret door was found. Yun Ye suddenly remembered that Gongshu Mu had been missing for a while, and no one knew his whereabouts. His son Gongshu Jia even ran to the academy to ask for help.
Man, the old guy came back after being missing for half a month, but no matter who asked him where he went, the old guy was very secretive. Could it be that the old guy was also brought to the haunted house?
Find a ladder tomorrow to take a closer look at this high roof. Yun Ye made a plan and began to wind silk thread around the house. A small bell was hung on the edge of the pillow. He swallowed a white pill and then
Just put a little mushroom powder on the edge of the brazier. As long as the flame on the brazier goes out and no more steam comes out of the kettle, the mushroom powder will be dried. If something passes by, it will be carried by the moving wind.
When it flew up, Yun Ye didn't drink much. Although he swallowed the antidote, he still didn't dare to take the risk. If other ghosts didn't catch him, he would go crazy for a whole day.
If there are really ghosts, keeping them in the Mysterious Forest is a good choice. According to Yun Ye's current thinking, if they continue to be added like this, no one will be able to enter the Mysterious Forest, not even Yun Ye himself.
There is a musty smell on the blanket. I must bake it on the fire pot tomorrow. Sleeping like this is pure suffering. Forcing yourself to fall asleep is a skill that Yun Ye learned in the old forests of Nanzhao. People cannot be fooled.
If you wear yourself down, sleep is actually a very important part. There are still two months to come, who knows what you will encounter.
After Yun Ye fell asleep, a lot of things actually happened, such as a big-headed ghost walking around in front of the window, a red tongue falling from the sky, just over a foot away from touching Yun Ye's head, and a woman singing in the distance.
, and the child's emotionless cry. Unfortunately, Yun Ye couldn't hear it. He covered his head with a blanket and fell asleep in the dark.
The heavy snow slowly stopped, and the dark clouds disappeared. The sky washed by the heavy snow was like a black curtain, dotted with countless pearls. In front of Yun Ye's bed, there was a wisp of clear moonlight, a black belt, like a living thing.
Writhing on the ground, it looks more terrifying than a snake.
Everyone will feel bored after singing a one-man show for a long time. The belt finally got tired of dancing and became wrapped around the leg of the bed and stopped moving. There was a rooster crowing in the distance. The belt seemed to want to escape, but was blocked by Yun Ye's silk thread.
It seemed that it would not take any detours on its way. It tried to touch the thread but stopped again and again. When the rooster crowed three times, it slumped to the ground, as if it had lost all its vitality and returned to the shape of a piece of clothing.
appearance.
When the sun was shining on the window, someone knocked on the door. Yun Ye opened the door and saw Duan Hong standing outside. Yun Ye punched the guy in the nose without thinking of hitting him.
, Yun Ye has done this kind of thing countless times, and has never succeeded, but this time, Yun Ye's fist hit Duan Hong's nose hard, and Yun Ye could even hear the sound of the bones of the nose breaking. The master's
The nose is also soft and will collapse if hit hard.
Duan Hong, whose nose was bleeding profusely, ignored his nose and asked Yun Ye in surprise: "Did you sleep last night? Nothing strange happened?"
"Who says no? Last night I cooked a pot of carved rice, stewed some fish, and even had dinner and midnight snacks together. Isn't it strange that the dignified Marquis needs to cook, wash pots, and boil water by himself?
When you step up and see your enemy, you blow his nose. This is the ultimate happiness in life. Who wouldn’t like a day like this."
Only then did Duan Hong remember his nose. He grabbed a handful of snow and stuffed it into his nostrils. He pinched and lifted his nose with his hands. His flat nose became straight again, which made Yun Ye very envious.
Duan Hong walked into the house and checked it carefully. There was indeed nothing unusual in the small room. He put his hand into Yun Ye's bed, and there was still a trace of warmth inside. It seemed that Yun Ye had indeed slept in this room.
Sleep.
"Duan Hong, please find me some more paint today. I'm going to paint a few pictures when I have nothing to do. I think just reading "The Book of Rites" will make me stupid. That thing is simply poison to people's hearts.
I was not killed by a ghost, but I was poisoned to death by the "Book of Rites". It would be good to find more miscellaneous books. If you have an erotic album, it would be good to give me hundreds of them to relieve my boredom."
Duan Hong's nose stopped bleeding. I don't know what good method was used. Although he had to keep picking it up, there was no visible injury on the outside.
"The servant will naturally obey the Marquis's instructions, but I still need the Marquis's forgiveness to eat. You only have dry biscuits, and this is your portion today." Duan Hong took out two dry biscuits from his arms and handed them to Yun Ye.
Yun Ye took it and knocked the two cakes against each other to make a bang bang sound. He sighed and said: "Go back and tell the queen, if you don't know how to bake cakes, don't bake them. There is no need for us to do this. This is not the same as Liu Bei."
Weaving straw sandals for Zhuge Liang is the same thing. I am becoming more and more curious about this matter, and I will always find the answer to the mystery." (To be continued...)