Section 24 Miss Yun breaks through the three armies
Who among the prairie people bathes every day? This is a bad habit of the Guanzhong people. That day, Rimu was pushed into the tent by the eunuch and her daughter to take a bath. That day, Rimu loved holding the little lamb and singing, and she had a natural body.
It will be stained with the smell of sheep. A qualified shepherd will think it is a natural smell. Why doesn't his daughter like it?
She was picky about her food, particular about her clothes, and liked to splash in the bathtub since she was a child. Nahigu blamed all of this on her husband. When she was very young, she carried her into the bathhouse and scooped up a large basin of water.
Putting the daughter in the wooden basin, sometimes the father and daughter would play in the water and even forget to eat dinner. The daughter must have developed a habit at that time.
Standing in the bathtub, looking at his body, Higurashi was full of pride. His plump breasts stood tall and erect, with no trace of fat on his strong lower abdomen, and her round buttocks were still so strong.
The veil was roughened by the wind and sand, so I asked my concubine to make this veil with great effort.
Looking at the reflection in the water, Na Rimu couldn't help but lament. Here are daughters, cattle, sheep, grass, and such a beautiful beauty. Brother, why don't you come?
Huan Niang had long been accustomed to Rimu's narcissism. She slapped her on the butt and said, "Take a good bath. We feed on cattle and sheep all day long. There are more impurities in our bodies than those in Guanzhong. If
If you don't take a shower, you will become a stinky woman. No matter how much the Marquis likes you, he will be driven away by the smell of you. This is a body-scenting medicine brought at home. I heard that if you take it, your whole body will become fragrant.
I don’t know if it works or not.”
The eunuch helped Yunmu take a bath, and Yunmu was completely free. She yelled oh oh oh oh, and a giant dog as big as a calf ran over and stood next to the girl, even taller than her.
The head as big as a bucket rubbed against the girl's body, very intimately. The long, snow-white hair was draped over her body like satin, her two ears were drooping, and there were two light yellow eyes on her face, with hanging eyes and a hanging mouth.
It has big heart-shaped ears, a broad forehead and a tall head, and a patch of brown heart hair on its chest. Its tail is rolled up high, and its two fangs are exposed from its lips. At first glance, it doesn't look like a kind person.
Girl Yun stood up on her tiptoes and patted the big dog on the head. The rabid dog brought from the plateau immediately lowered its head and narrowed its eyes, enjoying the intimacy of its owner.
Yun Jiu hid eight feet away and said to Yun Mu from afar: "Little lady, are you going to ride a dog? I will let the dog slave prepare a saddle for you." After saying that, he ran away without a trace, because he saw
He saw the big dog baring its fangs at him.
Soon a bald and shirtless strong man came to Yun Mu's side. He squatted down and carefully put a delicate little saddle on the dog's body. He also took a small leather armor and put it on the girl. A set of
The wooden knife, wooden gun, and wooden bow used by the child were hung on the dog, and finally the little girl was picked up and placed on the dog.
"Danzhu, I will help you get your wife, and I will also help you get your son. They will all come to my house tomorrow. If he doesn't give it, I will let Wangcai bite him."
Higurashi didn't know how to name it. She only remembered that her husband's beloved horse was named Wangcai, so she named her daughter's dachshund that she grew up with Wangcai. In her opinion, the name given by her husband was
Just the best.
The dog slave was sent with the dog and has lived in the Yun family ranch for two years. For him, this is paradise. He only needs to raise the family dog well so that he can be well fed and warmly clothed.
It was warm, and I no longer had to hug the dog and howl in the ice and snow. Unexpectedly, the noble little master actually remembered the promise to him. He immediately prostrated himself on the grass and kissed Yun Mu's little boots. He didn't know that the little master had
How noble. I only know that the big man in the snowfield needs to salute the little master when he sees him. He has no doubts about the little master helping him bring his suffering wife and children.
"Prosperity! Charge!" Yun Mu picked up his cork spear and ordered his mount like a knight. The big dog immediately started running wildly. The little girl's weight did not cause any trouble to it. Dog slave
Danzhu ran after him, his big mouth grinning to the back of his ears. The little master was his god.
Wangcai is the dog king. When he saw it, he started to run. The other dogs also followed. A low roar filled the grassland for a while. A Tibetan mastiff dared to fight three wolves and was able to defeat them. A group of Tibetan mastiffs were on the grassland.
It is an invincible existence.
Yun Mu led his army into the enemy group. Of course, this was a large group of sheep. The sheep immediately exploded, bleating and running around. The little girl's cork gun kept firing at the sheep.
He poked his buttocks, causing even more chaos.
That day, Rimu was taking a bath when she heard the sheep outside. She was about to run out even without any clothes on, but the eunuch grabbed her tightly and forced her into the bathtub.
"This girl is just playing a game. The sheep are in chaos and there is a shepherd. She dares to run out without clothes. How shameless."
"The sheep have run away!" That day, Rimu patted the barrel impatiently and said to the eunuch.
"Just run away. How much is it worth? Poor girl. She doesn't have toys like at home. She can only ride a big dog to chase sheep and play the role of a general. This is just a little bit of fun. I feel sad just looking at it. You
But we are worrying about a few worthless sheep."
"Sheep are food, and shepherds live on sheep..." Na Rimu was interrupted by the eunuch in the middle of his sentence: "That is a herdsman, and you are not. You are a wife from the sixth grade. The court has a salary to support you. You
If you don't rely on sheep for food, you have to say that at any point. Tomorrow is "Nairi". The tribal leaders will come to the foot of Yinshan Mountain, and the Tubo leaders from far away will also come. You are the most noble among them.
Or, I still need to rely on you to make your demands to the Tang Dynasty. If you don’t think carefully about what to do, how can you have time to worry about the sheep."
Na Rimu shook her head irritably. She liked grazing. Her temper, which had been restrained in Yunjiazhuangzi, reappeared within three days of arriving on the grassland. She liked to see the growing flocks of sheep and more and more cattle.
I like to see the herdsmen singing and dancing after eating well, but when it comes to specific things, I get a headache.
In the past, when she was in Chang'an, she felt pitiful for her husband when she saw him dealing with mountains of paperwork. She felt even more sympathetic to her husband when she saw him banging the table and yelling at idiots from time to time. Now these annoying things have actually found their way to her.
Coming up, it really doesn’t make sense.
"I am a woman, so we should leave these important military matters to Yun Jiu. He is the housekeeper, shouldn't he do these things?" After thinking about it, Na Rimu actually came up with a good idea.
, that is, let Yun Jiu go. Yun Jiu is very smart, and his husband has praised him, so there must be nothing wrong with him.
"Madam, this can't be done. Yun Jiu is a servant. If you ask a servant to entertain those people, they will be considered humiliated. They might start a fight. Those who come are all barbarians. That's all the government officials care about.
People will also come, that is, Ma Zhou. I heard that he won't be able to stay here much longer. Your Majesty has ordered him to enter the capital. People from the border army will also come. They are here to collect benefits and tributes to Your Majesty.
, Our family doesn’t need it, the Marquis has already taken care of it. If those people’s gifts tomorrow cannot satisfy the border army, it will be troublesome. The punishment from the government is severe, and you still have to help and say good things. Cloud Nine cannot replace these things.
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"It's so annoying." That day, Higurashi buried his head in the water and didn't want to listen to the eunuch's nagging. There were so many things that she couldn't handle, so she didn't need to worry about it. Anyway, no one in her family dared to bully her, and others would die.
The eldest lady of the Yun family returned victorious. Although she was hit by a big ram and fell off the dog, which was considered a loss, the big sheep was also driven to the other side of the mountain by a group of dogs. The shepherd is still looking for it.
, must be found, and when he comes back, he will be whipped twice to vent his hatred.
The beautiful child, who was as beautiful as a porcelain doll, turned into a clay doll after a battle with the sheep. The dog slave helped him take off his leather armor. After entering the tent, he had to take off his clothes and prepare to take a bath. He saw that his mother was still washing.
, he asked Grandma Huan Niang to take off her clothes. She took off all her clothes in a few seconds, except for the wooden sign under her neck. She climbed up on the step and jumped into the barrel with a splash, splashing water on Higurashi's face.
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The eunuch was busy for a while. She finished washing the big one and the small one. She tapped her waist and said, "I still expect to enjoy happiness with you. Who knew I would be endlessly tired. If I had known better, I would have stayed in Yunjiazhuangzi."
, Embroidering and playing cards every day is not a hundred times better than following you two monkeys all over the mountain."
Yun Mu hugged the eunuch's neck and said sweetly: "I don't want to be separated from grandma. If you don't work, I will do the work. You sit down and I will pat your back."
Huan Niang lovingly slapped her bare buttocks and said, "As little as you can tell, even if grandma was cheated to death by you, she would still be willing to put on her shorts first to be careful of mosquito bites."
After suffering all kinds of torture, the childless eunuch had long cherished Na Rimu as her daughter. At the beginning, Yun Ye said that when she got older, there was no need to go to the grassland to suffer, and she could stay at home and take care of herself happily.
When he had nothing to do, he could just play cards with his aunts and uncles. He would send other maids and women to take care of Rimu. The eunuch couldn't worry about Rimu and her son, and insisted on following them back. In her opinion, there was Namu and there was Yunmu.
This place is her home.
Seeing the mother and daughter, Higurashi and Yunmu, arguing and helping each other get dressed, Huan Niang's wrinkled face was filled with warmth. She had been looking forward to this scene for thirty years, and finally it was like this.
good days.
Regarding her mother's embarrassment, Miss Yun patted her small breasts and took care of everything. She thought that it was her turn to go to "Nari" tomorrow. She still had something to do. She wanted to help Danzhu get his wife and children back. Those people took them away.
It's really abominable that someone doesn't give them to his wife and son. It would be great if they give them tomorrow. If he doesn't give them, let Wangcai bite them. Wangcai's mouth is so big that he can eat beef bones thicker than his own arms with just one mouthful.
If you bite them in half, you won’t believe they are not afraid. (To be continued. Please search Piaotian Literature, the novel is better and updated faster!)