Gao Yang and Lan Ling accompanied the queen to dinner and were taken back to the academy by carriage. Lan Ling lay at the window looking at Xiao Xue outside and said to Gao Yang: "Do you think this method is useful?"
Gao Yang lowered his head to sort out the bamboo shoots and turned a deaf ear to Lan Ling's words. He had already been betrothed to Fang Yiai. He was still very dissatisfied at the time. How lucky he looks now. Fang Yiai's martial arts skills are not as good as Xungui's.
They are not considered the best among young men, and they will still throw away their armor when meeting Li Pengcheng, but compared with other sisters' husbands, they are already considered to be first-rate.
"I know it's useless. My mother is so smart and she will definitely see through my little tricks. Now the Tubo people are constantly lobbying the ministers to agree to their marriage. Now the most suitable one at my age is me. Sister, I don't want to go to Tubo.
The teacher said that there is basically no such thing as summer there. There are only three seasons in a year, and the days covered with heavy snow last for half a year. What's more, we Tang people went to the Tubo Plateau and didn't live long. Sister, please help me.
."
Lan Ling's little face turned pale, and she looked particularly delicate against the white snow flying outside the window. Since ancient times, the marriage of women has not ended well. The Han family's four hundred and six years of history have been influenced by many royal ladies.
of blood and tears.
Wang Zhaojun's song "The Wild Goose Falling on the Sand" was heartbreaking, Cai Wenji's Eighteen Beats of Hujia was heart-breaking. Lan Ling only wanted to hide in the Tang Dynasty and sell his toffee, and was unwilling to go to the snow-capped plateau to become the concubine of the King of Tibet.
I finally came up with the vulgar method, but now it seems that the effect is not good.
Gao Yang didn't dare to give her any advice. At this time, Lan Ling would hold on to even a life-saving straw. They secretly looked at the Tubo people, but they were frightened out of their wits, and their faces were covered with light yellow mud.
, they were not sure what it was. The wind blew over. The fishy smell could make people hold their breath. They were wearing sheepskin coats in the summer, and the lice on them were wandering in and out. One of the warriors touched them.
A fat one was thrown into my mouth without thinking...
Tubo people generally only take two baths, one after birth and one after death. Thinking of what his husband said about the geography and customs of the world, Lanling thought that if he went to Tubo, there would be no chance of surviving more than ten days.
Gao Yang thought hard. She found that except for the eldest sister, all other sisters' marriages seemed to have been arranged by the father, and so did the eldest sister's. It was said that that person was as disgusting as the Tubo people, but soon, the Tuwang died.
The eldest sister finally became the owner of that land. If Lan Ling wanted to escape from the past, unless he took action.
After hesitating for a long time, he whispered his idea into Lan Ling's ear. Lan Ling's ashen face finally regained some color, and his little fists were clenched tightly. How could he have forgotten that his eldest brother-in-law is him?
The last hope.
After entering the courtyard, the female steward unlatched the door, and Lan Ling went directly back to his dormitory. He saw Yun Ya, Xiao Wu, and Chang Sun Lan, hugging the quilt and sitting on the lower bunk playing cards. When Lan Ling came back, Yun Ya opened her mouth.
Said: "I sacrificed my reputation to help you. I don't know if it will work? Anyway, I don't plan to get married. It doesn't matter whether I have a reputation or not. Why are you royal family so troublesome? If it were my brother, he would be reluctant to marry us to those stinky people.
people.
It’s only the stinky people who have Xiaomu’s idea. My brother has been constantly causing trouble for the Tubo people these days. I heard that several of the Tubo people’s legs have been broken.”
Xiao Wu pushed Yun Ya and said: "It's different. Master considers the problem from his own standpoint. Your Majesty needs to think from the standpoint of the world. The Tubo people rarely show their goodwill to the Tang Dynasty. This is indeed a two-family relationship."
It is a good opportunity to repair it, not to mention that if the son of the Princess of Tang Dynasty can inherit the throne of Tubo in the future, wouldn't it mean that friendship will continue for generations to come? Marrying a princess is very cost-effective. If this princess is smart enough and has the support of Tang Dynasty, she might soon be
If you have the power, of course you need to kill your husband and that Lu Dongzan first."
Changsun Lan, Yun Ya, Lan Ling, and Gao Yang, who had just entered, were all dumbfounded. Seeing that several people had become stupid, Xiao Wu put down the cards in his hands and said: "The Tubo people don't want to marry the princess, they want the princess.
The dowry, the Tang Dynasty did not want to marry a princess, but asked Tubo to surrender. Anyway, to both the Tang Dynasty and Tubo, the princess did not matter. Just send a boar. As long as the dowry satisfies the Tubo people, they will happily marry them.
.
Lan Ling, you overestimate your status. You are not that important. No one else is insignificant in front of the world. But in my opinion, who is the most suitable? The goblin in the next room is the most suitable.
If she has a good face, a good figure, and is the daughter of a merchant, she can find a prince to take her as his adopted daughter, give her the title of princess, and once she gets married, this fairy might turn Tubo upside down.
, You need to be scheming, you need to be smart, and you need to be pretty, so those turtle eggs in Tubo will faint from joy."
Chang Sun Lan said with a trembling voice: "Xiao Wu, don't harm Pang Shier. She is so weak. She will definitely die if she goes to the plateau. We can't do this."
"Pang Shi'er is your friend, and Lan Ling is your cousin. Think about it, they are all going to die anyway, Pang Shi'er should die, or Lan Ling should die. Changsun Lan, think clearly, there is no best of both worlds in this world, Lan
That's for sure if Ling doesn't want to go. How do you know if Pang Shier wants to go? Maybe their family just wants to open up the Tubo trade route and is worried that they can't find a way. Now that there is such a good opportunity, maybe people can only ask for it."
Changsun Lan hesitated for a long time and suddenly said: "I don't want to choose now, Wu Mei, you think too simply. Maybe the Tubo people dislike the merchant's low status and want someone with a high status. Here comes the princess."
It's you and Yun Ya, why don't you choose between you and Yun Ya? Do you have to choose between Shi'er and Lan Ling?"
Xiao Wu habitually took out his folding fan and played with it in his hands. He picked up Chang Sun Lan's pretty face with the fan handle and said with a smile: "Oh, I didn't see it. Chang Sun Lan, who is usually as boring as a gourd, is actually sharp-tongued today."
Li, that's well said, if it were me and Xiaoya, guess what would happen?"
Changsun Lan shook his head, Lan Ling also shook his head, only Yun Ya smiled heartlessly.
"I can guarantee that the Tubo people will not be able to marry us, because my master will not agree. If my master does not agree, the Tubo people will be in great trouble. Do you know that more than 300 Tubo people died inexplicably? I dare say that the Tubo people
If they dare to take us, they will definitely die more. Even if Xiaoya and I go to the plateau, the Tubo King may be dead. It would be good for us to become queens directly and have the power."
"Idiot!" Gao Yang cursed, took off his clothes and climbed onto his bed. He really had nothing to say to these idiots who looked down upon the world's heroes as nothing more than shit.
Lan Ling's face, which had just become interested, suddenly fell down. He lowered his head and took off his clothes to go to bed. He lost interest in talking. His father and mother were the overlords among people. I heard that Songtsan Gampo of Tubo was also the one.
Excellent person, I heard that Lu Dongzan, who came to the Tang Dynasty this time, also won unanimous praise from the monarchs and ministers of the Tang Dynasty. It is too difficult for a little girl like me to take advantage of these people.
Changsun Lan was a little embarrassed. He had many brothers at home, and he could always hear their voices criticizing Fang Qiu when he went home, so he had been exposed to these passions. Now that Gao Yang had spoken out, he was very embarrassed.
Xiao Wu stood up, hit his head with a fan and said: "There is only one step between an idiot and a genius. Do you know who said this? It was my master who said it. He also said that there are similarities between the sparrow and the swan.
, that means they all have to fly. If it has not been tested in practice, you cannot say that he is wrong, even if this sentence sounds very ridiculous. A long time ago, people thought that there was only one way to eat meat, and that was barbecue. Later, the pot appeared
People began to know how to cook meat. In the past, people thought that jumping from a cliff would definitely lead to death. As a result, His Highness the King of Wei proved that as long as you are prepared and hang up a parachute, you will definitely not fall to death.
Gao Yang, you are just basing your guesses, why do you think my idea is an idiot?"
Gao Yang got into the quilt, covered his head tightly, and did not argue with Wu Mei, because such arguments are definitely what Wu Mei is good at. There is a motto in the academy that is, never do what others are best at.
Realm attacked him. Since his own strength is reason and Wu Mei's strength is madness and adventure, it would be irrational to argue with her.
No one talked to him, and Xiao Wu felt bored. When he saw Changsun Lan stripped down to her bra, he threatened her and said: "Mr. Hypatia is doing rounds tonight. If you are molested, don't say I didn't warn her."
you."
Changsunlan rolled her eyes at Xiaowu, took out the warm woman from the quilt, and got in. It was really a great enjoyment to get into the hot quilt on a snowy day.
Watching the big clumps of snow falling outside through the glass, Xiao Wu felt extremely bored. He wondered if his mother, eldest sister, and younger sister who were far away in Sichuan were safe. The last letter came back saying that the eldest sister was married and the man was a young man.
Officer, Xiao Wu is deeply disrespectful to his sister. The eldest daughter of the father-in-law's family actually married a junior official. It is really a disgrace to the family. My sister is so beautiful. It is a pity. If my mother and sister did not return to Shuzhong
, it should be easy for me to find a good husband for my sister in the academy. Even if I have to suffer for a few years now, it will definitely be the fate of Mrs. Gaoming in the future.
What I said just now aroused the little girl's thoughts. Who should I marry? Hou Jie? He is a fool and has no brains. Wouldn't marrying him mean that he will be unlucky for the rest of his life?
Di Renjie? He’s so familiar that it’s almost too familiar to feel. After living with him all his life, he can now know what he will be like in eighty years’ time. It’s so boring.
Xiao Wu's face suddenly turned red, and he trampled the little girl on the lower bunk until she screamed loudly. He climbed up to the upper bunk, took off all his clothes, and wrapped himself tightly in the quilt, as if the quilt was
Your own shell to protect yourself from wind and rain.