Section 41 Sun Simiao said that locusts are a good thing
"People often say that the locust plague is God's punishment for the emperor's lack of virtue. What does your master think of this matter?" Li Er hesitated and finally asked what he wanted to ask the most.
"Bullshit!" Yun Ye knew that he had to maintain a high degree of agreement with Li Er on this issue, otherwise his life would be in danger.
"Is this what your master said?" It seems that this question has hurt Li Er deeply, and he plans to find theoretical support from Yun Ye.
"Wei Chen, tell me, you are not allowed to kick me." Yun Ye felt that he was guilty of Tai Sui these days. No matter who he was, he wanted to kick him. Could it be that it is more comfortable to kick my butt? It is inevitable to build confidence in Li Er next.
To put it crudely, get vaccinated first to avoid getting beaten again.
Li twirled his feet on the ground and said with a half-smile: "It depends on the situation." He still didn't let go of his plan to beat Yun Ye. Li Chengqian looked at Yun Ye with admiration beside him. He could discuss it with his father.
The person in front of me spoke in such a tone.
"To ask about the relationship between the locust plague and the emperor, you must first know what heaven is." Yun Ye saw Li Er's pupils shrinking obviously, which touched the foundation of his governance. He claimed to be the emperor. Ignoring him, Yun Ye continued.
"Since the beginning of human history, this world has been full of gods and ghosts. Not only us, but all civilizations on the earth are like this. We worship various gods and make various ambitions.
The same thing is that none of them work. Some miracles are just man-made, such as the black dragon that appeared when Qin Shihuang worshiped the sky on the Wei River, the white snake that Liu Bang killed on the road, the fox that appeared in Daze Township, and the Eastern Han Dynasty.
The sky is dead, Huang Tiandang said such strange words. Your Majesty has conquered the world in hundreds of battles, his nature is as solid as a rock, and the sword in his hand will make all evil escape. The iron cavalry of the Tang Dynasty is invincible across the land. Your Majesty holds the most terrifying power in the world, but he is defeated by a man.
What is the reason for the worry that the little locusts are bothering? My master once said, what is heaven? Heaven is the general name of power. Every god has overwhelming power and a dignity that people dare not look directly at. Could it be said that Your Majesty does not have these?
? Your Majesty’s benevolent government has brought the world to its center, just like a river has a source and a giant tree has deep roots. No matter how high the mountains are, there are dangers, and no matter how violent the storm, there is nothing to fear. If you master your power well and use it well, your Majesty will be invincible. As for that,
If there are too many bugs, just catch them. When the locusts have not formed wings, just mobilize the army and civilians to catch them, and then sell them to the ministers. Five pounds of locusts are worth a penny, and they are worthless!"
"Pah!" Li Er received a dragon's claw on his forehead. Li Er was furious. Just as his blood was boiling, he nodded frequently. He felt that every sentence and every word was deeply rooted in my heart. Since heaven is power, I am the son of power.
Why not? The Three Sovereigns and the Five Emperors are all gods, why can't I be a god in future generations? Just when I was about to listen to it more happily, I heard about the fake business transactions between the public and the private sector. How can I not be angry?
"What has become of a good son of a master now? He speaks the words of a businessman, works hard for a few pennies, and even writes a good essay, but you insist on calling him a philistine. Is this what your master taught you?"
"The first part was what the master said, and the second part was what Wei Chen thought. I don't know why, but he just blurted it out." My forehead is red, is it easy for me to be a small official? If you want to be the best in the world, you are already the best in the world.
First person, let me tell you that the people are the most powerful people? Your rights all come from the people? The people are your heaven? Although you said that "water can carry a boat but also capsize it", that was when you were thirty
How old are you talking about? Who knows if your current level of understanding is that profound? If not, if you order me to be beheaded, who should I turn to to redress my grievances?
"Aren't you worried about provoking the wrath of heaven by purchasing Locust?" Li Er came back to his thoughts and was more interested in Yun Ye's proposed purchase of Locust.
"Your Majesty, I have eaten countless locusts, and now I have been promoted to a noble position. I don't even have nightmares at night." He was a little impatient after he had just been beaten.
"Xiaoye, do you eat locusts?" Li Chengqian scratched his neck and looked like he was about to vomit.
"Yes, deep-fried, braised, stir-fried, or if not dried on tiles, it tastes so delicious after removing the stinging legs and wings!" When talking about locusts, Yun Ye reminds him of the insect feast he had in Yunnan, regardless of the names of the ingredients.
, everyone was eating happily, and when asked about their names, some of them vomited. Yun Ye seemed to have savage blood. He finished a large plate of Tianji and shrimp steaks alone and was so intoxicated that he could not extricate himself. Tianji is a locust.
Li Chengqian shuddered when he saw Yun Ye's intoxicated look, and moved far away to the door of the room.
Li Er is much more powerful than his son: "Are you buying locusts just to eat them yourself? How do they taste?"
"Your Majesty, I can eat as much as I want. It is wise to mobilize everyone to eat together. The locusts taste like chicken, but much more delicate. They are a rare delicacy in the world. Anyway, there will be a lot of them in June this year.
After Wei Chen carefully cooked it, please taste it with the prince."
"Ugh" Li Chengqian ran away.
He really couldn't stand this inhuman conversation.
Li Erlong was very happy and laughed loudly and said: "I am waiting for you to make locust dishes. If the disaster from heaven is changed into food from heaven, the theory of locust disaster and natural punishment will become the biggest joke. I am waiting for this day."
"Then you agreed to sell five kilograms of locusts caught by the soldiers and civilians to the minister for a penny?" Yun Ye took the opportunity to make a side note. How could he miss the opportunity to make a fortune?
"That's right, no, you don't want to use locusts to make a fortune, do you? Come, tell me, I will help you make plans." Li Er immediately turned into a kind-hearted uncle next door and wanted to help Little Red Riding Hood, but he couldn't hide the secret behind his back.
Wolf tail.
"You don't know, as long as you boil the locusts in boiling water, dry them in the sun, and grind them into powder, it is the best protein supplement. The protein is the same as the egg white part. It can be used as medicine and you can take it regularly.
It can prevent wind diseases, treat asthma, and calm blood vessels. Children taking locust powder with rice cereal can treat convulsions, convulsions, night crying and other symptoms in children. The most important thing is that it can treat night blindness."
Li Er stared at Yun Ye as if he were a monster. After a while, he came back to his senses and asked, "What is night blindness?"
"I think most people can't see the road clearly at night. This is related to eating too little meat. If you take locust powder regularly, it will effectively change your physique." Yun Ye said something about pouring beans from a bamboo tube.
Poor Li Er was shocked and confused again: "How do you plan to sell your locust powder? The people probably won't agree." It took him a long time to find out the weakness of Yun Ye's business plan. When it comes to military and national affairs, a hundred Yun Ye can't help it.
He is no match for Li Er. On the contrary, when it comes to making money in the Tang Dynasty, Li Er is no match for Yun Ye.
Feng Gong, who talks about cross talk, said it very well: "In the cross talk world, I am the best singer, and in the singing world, I am the best cross talk talker. Anyway, I am always first." This is so insightful! Use it.
There is no harm in dealing with Li Er.
"In order to eliminate the locust plague, I believe Your Majesty would not mind taking the lead in taking locust powder."
Before he finished speaking, Li Er said: "Since I have taken it, how can all the officials not take it? Since all the officials have taken it, how can the famous people not take it? Since the big families have taken it, then the common people" Li Er looked dull.
There was no ups and downs in the words.
"What your Majesty said is great, that's it, but it's not complete yet. The business plan is to minimize all imaginable risks, so Wei Chen knows Sun Simiao, and Mr. Sun said that locusts are really a good thing."
There was no movement in the room for a long time. Li Chengqian peeped through the crack of the door and saw his father's face turned earth-colored, pointing his finger at Yun Ye and shouting in grief and anger: "My poor people of the Tang Dynasty!"
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