Yun Ye, who was wearing a vest and shorts, watched the merchant ships in the fleet dock one by one and said to Li Tai, who was also dressed in the same style: "This is the country of Java. I heard that they are very fierce. Why do they look so docile today?"
Li Tai said expressionlessly: "Java is a vast territory with a dense population. It is ferocious in nature. Men of all ages carry swords, regardless of their age. If they are disobedient, they will always be enemies with each other. Therefore, its armored soldiers are the best among all the Tibetan tribes."
Carved on wild rice leaves.
The climate is always like summer, and rice is in season. Humans are the most filthy. They like to eat snakes, ants, insects, and earthworms. They sleep and eat with dogs. They are dark-skinned, have wild heads and bare feet. They believe in ghosts. Anyone who commits murder will be exempted from guilt if he avoids it for three days. His parents are dead.
, abandon it to the wild, let the dogs eat it; if it is not exhausted, the relatives will burn the rest. Many wives and concubines will be burned to death.
The Javanese people recorded in "Geography" are indeed fierce. We have seen it before, but you took the fleet to kill all the people who were floating on the sea and killed them in the sea. You also sent Xitong and Lai Chuanfeng with them.
Five hundred soldiers have captured the royal city, and now the king of Java is still hanging on the ram of your Princess. Tell me, how dare they not be submissive."
"I have hung a skull and crossbones flag on the ship, which means I am a pirate. If they still dare to attack me, they are seeking death. What's more, that damn king actually dares to slap our butts, thinking that having two elephants is a big deal?
Look, that palace made of stone is not as good as the pig pen in Yushan. What’s weird about attacking such a royal city? Since their king likes to pat his butt, I’ll let him pat his ass as much as he wants.”
After the long springboard was set up, Yun Ye and Li Tai got off the ship. After destroying the country, they always went to the imperial city to see if it was right. According to Lai Chuanfeng, it was full of stones and wood.
People in Java don't like to wear clothes, and their curly hair is more like felt. Yun Ye is also curious about how those merchants trade with these savages. They seem to have nothing to exchange. Yun Ye can break any other broken knives in his waist.
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"Hahaha, Marquis Yun, fighting on the battlefield is your strength, but bartering is the strength of the old man and others. Look, these dirty people like silk, satin, and linen. Even if you exchange these things for him, it's okay.
It’s a waste, it would be nice to give them some glass balls to play with.”
The old shopkeeper of the Feng family narrowed his eyes when he smiled. Seeing that Yun Ye and Li Tai looked confused, he led the way. He walked to the royal city and pointed at the door and said: "Your Highness, Mr. Hou, please take a look at this door.
The front door is made of the best ebony wood. Look at it, it is half a foot thick. These are boards taken from ebony trees that are hundreds of years old. The wood is tough. It is impervious to water and fire. When struck, there is a sound of metal and stone.
A piece of it shipped back to Datang would be worth thousands of gold."
Li Tai knocked twice with the knife in his hand, and sure enough, he bowed his hands to the shopkeeper to express his acceptance.
The old shopkeeper became more and more proud. He took out a small hammer from his pocket and started hitting the rocks in the corner casually. After a few strokes, he knocked off a corner of the stone and showed it to Li Tai.
Pointing to the green jade inside, he said: "Your Majesty, look at the quality of this jade. Although the color is a bit messy, it is also very good when you take it back to make a headdress. The Heart of the Ocean that Marquis Yun presented to the empress was your majesty's diamond."
The king actually comes from here. I heard that if you just walk a little further, you will reach the Lion Kingdom, where the gems are the best."
Then he pointed at the crooked main building and said, "Don't underestimate this building. Although it looks like a pig's nest, look at what materials they are made of. Oh my God, the doorposts are red."
Sandalwood prevents insects and ants from invading, the floor is made of rouge wood, and the roof shelves are made of agarwood, which prevents mosquitoes and flies. Living in a building like this will not only keep snakes, insects, rats and ants away, but it will also prolong your life. Your Majesty, to be honest, we
Although the houses in the Tang Dynasty were beautifully built, if they had to be replaced, one hundred houses would not be able to replace such a dilapidated house."
When I walked into the house, I saw that there were piles of furs inside, and a large group of jet-black women huddled naked in the corner. The old shopkeeper impatiently chased those women away, and it would stain his eyes even more.
The old guy drove those women away, but plucked the feathers off their heads, placed them in front of Yun Ye and said, "Marquis Yun, look at these, these are phoenix hairs. Every one of them is priceless."
Li Tai's eyes almost popped out of his head, and Yun Ye beat his head. This old guy was really out of his mind. How could a phoenix come from this world?
The old shopkeeper didn't care about Yun Ye's ridicule. He took out the huozhezi from his arms, blew it, took a feather and put it on the fire. Yun Ye was surprised to find that the huozhezi couldn't burn the feather. What's the reason?
Yun Ye brought the feather over. He took out a match and tried it himself. Sure enough, it couldn't burn. Damn it, could it really be a phoenix feather?
"My lord, it just stinks a little. It's all those ghost women who made it stink. Take it back and use incense. After half a month, it's guaranteed to get rid of the stink. It's worth a lot of money."
The old guy was drooling, but it was Li Tai and Yun Ye who broke into the royal city. He and the others really couldn't get in. Although this royal city was extraordinary, it was just drool-worthy.
"Give me all these things. I will use them on my mother's birthday." Li Tai put all the feathers into his leather bag without ceremony and looked at Yun Ye warily.
"Looking at your prospects, the presence of hair means there are live phoenixes. The King of Java is still hanging on the horn. All you have to do is threaten him and ask him to capture a dozen phoenixes and bring them back. Bring back a few live phoenixes."
Only then do you have face."
The two hurriedly left the palace and gave Lai Chuanfeng a demolition order. The wood on it must be completely removed. After returning to Yushan, Yun Ye also planned to build such a twisted house.
, who would have known that a house like this could be priceless?
The Javanese King was brought up, and the interpreter very diligently wiped the sweat of the trembling Javanese King. He had a long conversation with the Javanese King in his hometown, and finally took out two pieces of exquisite Sichuan brocade and shook them out.
It reflected light and was so exquisite that the frightened Javanese king kept retreating back, thinking that he was going to strangle himself with brocade.
The tongue-taker continued to persuade, and the Javanese King finally settled down. He was worthy of being a king. He stretched out a hand and said that such brocade would require five pieces. Perhaps he felt that it was too little, so he also stretched out his other hand.
When they came out, Li Tai, who wanted the phoenix, didn't care about ten pieces of brocade, so he quickly agreed.
But this guy rolled his eyes and actually made a new request, asking Yun Ye to help him kill another enemy Java King before he would go and capture Phoenix.
Yun Ye pulled the tongue man over and asked: "Tell me, how many kings are there in Java? From what you just said, it seems that there are more than one, two. How many are there?"
"Master Marquis, there are countless kings in Java. As long as there is a castle and a group of people under his command, he will call himself the King of Java. When you walk in Java, you can only divide it into southeast, northwest, left, center and right according to the directions.
King of Java, just think of it as the length of the land, no one can tell how many miles the Tang Dynasty has."
Yun Ye and Li Tai looked at each other and agreed to the Javanese king's request. If necessary, they would agree to the requests of all Javanese kings. If nothing else, just a few palaces would be enough for everyone to make a fortune.
Liu Fang was no stranger to the southeast. When Li Tai took out the phoenix hair to show off, Liu Fang put the chess pieces back into the jar, picked up one and looked at it carefully, then put it down and wiped his hands and said: "What phoenix? This kind of
The name of the bird is Bird of Paradise. I saw it once and it was indeed very beautiful. Its feathers are not afraid of fire because it coats its feathers with saliva. Whenever there is a lightning strike and a fire, it will roll its body in the fire.
The purpose is to burn the bugs on the body. This is what a high priest told me. It's true. Don't bring out phoenixes and other things to embarrass people.
It would be good for the King of Wei to get a few back to honor the Queen. They are indeed the most beautiful birds I have ever seen in my life. The sour smell on the feathers is caused by saliva, not by those women. "
"I want a palace like that." Li Tai immediately shifted his target to the palace.
"It's up to you. You also have many subordinates. Just go grab one and bring it back. The gossips said that every earth king must have a palace. You can tear it down and bring it back to build it yourself."
Li Tai jumped up like a child and loudly called Liu Renyuan to send him back to the Qingque. He was also preparing to arrange his troops and ask his men to help him rob the palace and come back.
Yun Ye returned to his cabin in low spirits, feeling a little bored.
Han Zhe walked down from the deck waving his fan and looked at Yun Ye who closed his eyes in deep thought and said: "This is actually a naked robbery. You relied on strong ships and cannons to defeat other people's defenses and captured the Tuwang alive. I found you
I really enjoy this feeling of bullying the weak. When I was walking in the world, my thoughts were just like you feel now. They were all fools. Yun Ye, come back to the mountain with me. There is indeed nothing to miss in this dirty world.
, we eat the glow in the morning and swallow the mist in the evening. Although we cannot live forever, we are better than being quiet.
Alas, why are you busy all day long? You are working hard to build, and they are working hard to destroy. When you are the only builder left in the world, troubled times will come, destroying your life's hard work.
It’s not like my ancestors have never tried to make the world catch up with us, but they found that it was all in vain. If you want to pursue your truth from the most primitive place, Yun Ye, you will not succeed. You have also seen it, like a savage.
The king has the ambition to control everything, not to mention the prosperous Tang Dynasty. You are destined to fail."
Yun Ye took out a piece of raw jade and put it on the table and said: "Hanzhe, what I can do is peel off the stone outside the jade, reveal its original appearance, and really put it in front of the world, Hanzhe, you
I don’t understand, I like Datang, I love Datang!”