Yun Shou'er had just escaped from the pursuit of the housekeeper Lao Qian in the market. His chest was bulging! He entered the prince's east palace. The guards at the door did not dare to stop him at all. The last guy who stopped him was raped with a pony whip.
After being whipped, there used to be a princess who could give Yun Shou some face, but now the princess has been imprisoned in the palace by the queen, and the prince is not here. Li Xiang really can't control a little child. Although he is better than Yun Shou,
Yun Shou is more than a year older, but he can't beat the chubby Yun Shou.
Zhang Xuansu, the concubine of the Zuo family, is now in charge of the Prince's East Palace. When he saw Yun Shou coming in, he shook his head and turned back to the official room. This child is now so pampered by the Queen that he has become lawless. When he entered the East Palace, there was no one there.
Although he is a bit domineering, he has a good tutor. As long as he doesn't get angry, he is always very polite to others.
I just leaned on the study window and looked in, my ears hurt, but it was Kong Yingda, the right concubine of the Prince's Palace. He was not polite to Yun Ye, and he was even more indifferent to Yun Shou.
"Master Kong! Oh, you twisted my ears off." Yun Shou screamed and followed Kong Yingda into the study on tiptoes. Li Xiang sat upright and didn't look away. His father was not here, so Kong Yingda naturally took up the responsibility.
Li Xiang’s educational responsibility.
Because his mother was deposed, the child rarely had a smile on his face. If Yun Shou hadn't led him around the palace to find the location of the Leng Palace, he would still not know where his mother had gone.
Kong Yingda let go of Yun Shou's ears and asked angrily: "It's time to study now. How did you run from Xinghuafang to the East Palace? Can you tell Mr. Lishi?"
"The four-character essay written by Zhou Xingsi from the Southern Dynasties still doesn't bother me. My father said that this kind of rote memorization is the best test of a person's diligence. When he comes back, he will take the entrance examination. Naturally, I will
If you don't learn it well, my mother will cry again."
When Kong Yingda saw Yun Shou looking at him with his neck tilted, he answered very arrogantly, and couldn't help but think about taking the exam: "Since you have learned "The Thousand Character Essay", I will ask you about Ming Feng in the Bamboo, Baiju Food Court
, transformed into vegetation, relying on thousands of directions to sing the phoenix, how can we explain it in the bamboo?"
"It is said that the phoenix sings happily in the bamboo forest and the white horse forages in the pasture. The country is peaceful and the people are safe, and everything is auspicious. The teachings of the wise king cover every plant and tree in nature, and the blessings spread to the people all over the world. But this sentence is wrong, my father
I and Uncle Wei Wang caught more than a dozen phoenixes in the South China Sea, but none of them were caught in the bamboo forest, so Zhou Xingsi, a man from the Southern Dynasty, lied to people that he had never seen a phoenix at all, only my father and Uncle Wei Wang had seen it."
After listening to Yun Shou's words, Kong Yingda almost pulled off his beard and said with a straight face: "Don't talk nonsense. The phoenix is an ancient divine beast and has disappeared from the earth long ago. How could you be captured by your father and His Highness King Wei?"
Who are you talking nonsense about?"
"Hey, sir, you have committed a crime of disrespect. Xiao Shou'er is not talking nonsense. My fourth uncle mentioned this in his letter to my grandmother. I was there when my grandmother said it. I did find Phoenix and arrested him.
It will probably take less than a month or two to come back, and it will arrive in the capital when my grandfather returns in triumph."
Kong Yingda, who was being talked about a little bit by the two, said angrily to Li Xiang: "You little man, why do you still pick on others? This is not a good habit. A gentleman should be as bright as the bright moon and not care about the evil of others."
That’s it.”
"Sir, you are wrong again. The moon itself does not emit light. It emits light when the sun shines on it. If there is no sun, the moon will be a pitch black ball. Yushan Academy has confirmed this statement. Xiao Shou'er brought
I went to Eunuch Zhao's observatory and saw that the moon was indeed not bright at all. It was just a stone ball with big craters everywhere.
Kong Yingda, a great scholar, was speechless by the two children. He had no choice but to brush his sleeves and said, "The noise has given me a headache. Go ahead and play tricks. Don't make any noise in front of me. I want to sleep for a while."
Seeing the two children jumping to the garden, Kong Yingda sighed. As the so-called natural science of Yushan Academy continues to discover, many things that were previously considered to be the truth have been proven wrong. Green insects can become
Butterflies and bats are neither birds nor animals. They are definitely not transformed by rats eating salt. They are a new species.
Many texts handed down from ancient times cannot withstand careful scrutiny today. If you want to learn, there are forbidden areas everywhere. If you are not careful, students from Yushan Academy will come to ask for advice with real evidence. How many famous people have been questioned and turned into disgrace.
, which makes the current book very difficult to write. My own "Five Classics of Justice" has been revised three times and I am still reviewing it to avoid making people laugh.
When Li Xiang and Yun Shou entered the garden, he wanted to put his hand into Yun Ye's arms to see what was inside, but Yun Shou turned around and got out of the way. He heard Yun Ye say aggrievedly: "No, I
You said you could only eat one bite of the Pear King you brought last time, but when you ran to the pavilion to eat it, you only gave me a pear core. This made Yanrong call me a liar. There have never been such big pears in the world.
My mother sent someone from Lingnan to give me all the sesame seeds. I can’t give you all of them, but I’ll give you two.”!
Li Xiang said something stingy, then took two lychees and was about to stuff them into his mouth. Yun Shou quickly stopped him and helped him peel off the shell of the lychees before handing them to Li Xiang. Li Xiang, who was a country bumpkin, blushed and took a bite.
Li Zhi took Yun Ye to find Yan Rong.
Entering Yan Rong's courtyard, Yun Shou immediately screamed with anger. Yan Rong was sitting on the ground crying. After crying, he got up and wanted to go out, but was always blocked by two old palace ladies. No matter what Yan Rong said,
Just won't let her out.
Li Xiang understood at a glance that he had experienced such an experience before. This was grounding. When his mother was imprisoned in the cold palace, he wanted to go out, but was always blocked by others. Now Yanrong's mother has also been imprisoned.
Naturally, Yan Rong couldn't go out when he got up. Although he didn't like to call the princess mother, he was very good to Yan Rong. The grounding was a rule and he couldn't help him even if he wanted to. Li Xiang's first article since elementary school was not ""
The Three Character Classic is the royal family law, and this is what the family law stipulates.
He didn't dare, but Yun Shou did. He moved a stone from the side, walked up to the old palace maid, and threw the stone on the old palace maid's feet. When he saw the old palace maid howling like a pig, Yun Shou pointed at the other one.
The old palace maid said: "Get out of here quickly, my temper is aroused, I will make you look good!" When the old palace maid saw that it was Yun Shou, she quickly bowed and said: "Little Marquis, the princess cannot go out. This is the rule of the ancestors. The princess
Once the Lord goes out, the old woman's life will be in danger, so you have to pity us."
Yun Shou tilted his head and thought for a moment before saying, "She can't come out. I'll go into the head office!" Seeing that the two old palace maids were silent, he walked in, helped Yan Rong up, and patted the dust off her body.
When the 19-year-old Yanrong saw Yun Shou, she cried even louder, sobbing and asking Brother Shou to take her to find her mother. When Li Xiang saw Yan Rong's appearance, he couldn't help but think of his miserable state at that time, and he couldn't help but shed tears.
Yun Shou put the lychees into Yan Rong's small pocket, peeled off another lychee and stuffed it into Yan Rong's mouth. Only then did he stop crying. The small pocket could only hold two or three lychees, and Yan Rong covered her head tightly.
Di wanted to give lychees to his mother to eat so that Brother Xiang couldn't see them. He always ate them secretly. His family always had more delicious food than Brother Shou's family, and his family never lacked anything from cakes to popsicles.
Li Xiang said to Yunshou: "You can't take Yanrong out, otherwise she will be punished. This is the ancestral rule, and everyone must abide by it. There are people from the Zongren Mansion outside the courtyard. They are very fierce. We
The last time we sneaked out, if my father hadn't begged for mercy, both of us would have been punished. Dad said that a man must endure things that others cannot tolerate."
"My father never taught me this. He always said that no matter how strong a fortress is, there is always a way to open it. We can't break it because the method is wrong. As long as we find the right way, there is always a way. The shirt you wore when you were a child is still there
Not here? If you are here, bring it. If Yanrong puts on your shirt, she will become a boy. You can take her to find her mother."
"There are clothes, but why should I take her there?" Li Xiang was puzzled. Yun Shou is more familiar with him when going to the palace. Why should he take his sister to find that bad woman? It's okay to help his sister, but to see that one
He doesn't want women.
"You are stupid. When I go out, why don't I tell people that one of these three people is Yan Rong? There is no one in Yan Rong's embroidery building, so those old women have to go crazy."
"You are stupid. You are fatter than Yan Rong and taller than her. Any fool will recognize it. This is a bad idea." Li Xiang never wanted to think that he was stupid, so he argued with Yun Shou regardless.
"You are stupid and you still don't admit it. You won't find a blanket to wrap the cigarette. If you give it to others, you will say that I secretly drank wine and became drunk. You put the cigarette on your back again. I am packing the cigarette in the embroidery building.
I can't tolerate it anymore, let me tell you, my father said that the Yun family does not produce fools. Only Uncle Hanzhe's family will have a steady stream of fools."
Li Yanrong looked at Yun Shou with bulging chest and belly in admiration. Brother Shou was so smart. Li Xiang had no choice but to go back to where he lived to find some clothes. Yun Shou's method seemed to work.
After Li Xiang left, Yun Shou took out all the lychees in his arms. Because they were delivered by the horse that reported the news, and the ones damaged along the way, there were not many left. After counting them one by one,
Divided into three small piles, he pointed to the largest pile and told Yanrong that this was for the queen's grandma, and the other two piles were one for Yang Fei's grandma and one for Yin Fei's grandma. There were too many grandma's in the palace.
He had no choice but to give it all, so he had to give it to the three closest people.
"Oh, it's just a wish. When you can't hold back anymore, I will take you to Lingnan, and we will eat while hugging the tree." Yun Shou imitated the tone of an adult and said helplessly to Li Yanrong.
Speaking of lychees, Yun Shou kept complaining about his parents who were far away...