Damn it, Tian Moji has nothing to do with Professor Xiaoya. Why do you do this?
Yun Ye spent a lot of time explaining to Xiaoya that the son of the dragon is not called a turtle. He emphatically explained the difference between Ba Xia and the turtle carrying the inscription. The two are completely different. One is a mythical beast and the other is food. There is no comparison.
sex.
After hearing her brother's explanation, Xiaoya happily ran to the Yongzhou government office to see Baxia. After a while, she came back crying and said to her brother aggrievedly: "It's still the same!"
Xiaoya's crying alarmed the old grandma. She walked over tremblingly and slapped Xiaoya across the face. Yun Ye quickly protected Xiaoya behind him and said apologetically to grandma: "Grandma, Xiaoya's business is so grand."
My son is good at it, don't be angry."
"Why am I angry? You are an elder brother. Your parents are gone. It is your duty to marry your sister for life. What's more, His Majesty said it himself. Xiaoya is marrying to be a concubine, not a side wife. This is a big deal.
Happy event, grandma is angry because you spoiled this girl. There is no room for her to interfere in such a big matter. If she gets married, it will be the old Yun family that will be lost." After saying this, Yun Ye said sharply to Xiaoya again.
Said: "What kind of turtle? My grandma has also seen Xiaoyou. He is a very polite child. His appearance is not bad, and he has read a lot of books. How can he not be worthy of you? If you dare to talk nonsense again, I will tear you apart."
Shit, from now on you start preparing wedding clothes and let Mo Ji teach you the etiquette in the palace. Next year we will return to Chang'an and get married early."
Xiaoya in the whole family is afraid of grandma. She and Xin Yue are not afraid at all when they talk back and quarrel, unlike Southeast and Northwest who are very afraid of Xin Yue.
Xiaodong promised Xu Jingzong's second son, and they would get married when they returned to the capital. Xiaonan was actually the most docile among the sisters. She had a gentle temper and kept everything to herself. Xin Yue said that Xiaonan seemed to have fallen in love with the academy.
One of the students, Xiaoxi and Xiaobei, still thoughtlessly planned to continue eating his brother's food at home.
Xiaoya lost her temper when grandma came out and carefully followed grandma to the backyard. She looked back at her brother pitifully, hoping that he would intercede for her. At this time, Yun Ye had to harden his heart and watch her being taken away by grandma to learn etiquette.
"None of the aunts in the family have peace of mind. Xiaoya will marry into the palace and become a mistress in the fiefdom of King Qi in the future. Husband, do you think it will harm her?"
"What your Majesty values is Xiaoya's wild nature. Qi Wangyou has an unstable temperament and poor ability to discern people's hearts. In addition, he has a soft ear. It is best to marry Xiaoya. The same is true for Concubine Yin. If a man's family is not good, he must have someone.
A housewife who can manage the household, just like me, can only make the family prosperous if I marry you."
Xin Yue liked to hear Yun Ye say this the most. Every time she heard someone complimenting her, she would lean against her husband. But this time it didn't work. Her two-year-old son grabbed her hair and asked her to pay attention to him.
How could Yun Ye be unfamiliar with frying fried dough sticks? Adding alum to flour can fry crispy and delicious fried dough sticks. Yun Ye in the kitchen will immediately lose the majesty of a superior who has gradually formed, and become a househusband.
He generally doesn't like cooks to help in the kitchen. In the past, the old grandmother would not allow cooks to be present. She would not let outsiders be present when she helped herself. She thought this would undermine the majesty of the family head, but as she got older in the past few years, she looked away.
My grandson likes to go to the kitchen and make some snacks he has never seen before to honor himself. This is the child's wish and is not considered a shame.
Yun Mu followed Li Rong and disappeared without a trace. Li Anlan was taking his daughter to deal with matters in Guangzhou, when Ri Mu came in like a fairy, followed by Bell holding the child.
Xin Yue was most disgusted with the fancy clothes Na Rimu liked to wear. She wanted to lose her temper when she saw the charming Na Ni Mu. She was in a good mood when she saw her husband today, so she didn't worry about it.
Yun Ye brought Yun Xiang over and kissed him. The child, who was over one year old, had beautiful dark eyes. The pearl fisher looked curiously into the kitchen. She had never seen the dignified Marquis cook in person.
The fumes from deep-fried dough sticks were choking, so Yun Ye drove Ling Dang and the child out and asked them to wait outside the door. He would eat them after they were fried. Ling Dang liked the food cooked by her husband the most, and she held the child full of anticipation.
Li Tai was like this, he seemed to have a dog's nose. Whenever Yun Ye planned to cook, he would come as promised. After only a dozen fried dough sticks were fried, the servant reported that King Wei was coming.
In the Yun family, Li Tai always felt like a guest. When the servant reported the matter in front of him, he would talk from behind. Finally, he kicked the servant away. Xin Yue gave Li Tai a hateful look and took the fried dough stick collar
At sunset, Ling Ding went to the old lady's place to taste fried dough sticks. The small noodles were deep-fried so big, they must be delicious.
"Your wife doesn't seem to want to see me." Li Tai complained as he watched the fried dough sticks expand in the pan in surprise.
"This kind of time is actually the best time to enhance the relationship between husband and wife. You came in while we were in a tender mood. If it were me, I wouldn't like to see you. However, your woman is not bad. There was no movement when I left.
, you had already given birth to a daughter when I came back. Now your belly seems to be bigger again, and you will have both children when you go home next year."
Speaking of this, Li Tai proudly blew the cool air and picked up a fried dough stick to eat. He laughed and ate it and said, "Bing Ding Huo in the South is good for men. When the anger is high, sexual intercourse will be frequent. When sexual intercourse is frequent, hey, son-in-law."
It will come naturally. Mr. Sun said that my body has been repaired by the fire from the south. When I was in Chang'an, I hid in the Wude Hall from the sun, and I had a cold body. Now I am clean."
Yun Ye chuckled and continued to pull the fried dough sticks in the oil pan with his long bamboo chopsticks. Since Li Tai learned that Li Chengqian did not take the worst path, and that his father also won a great victory in Liaodong, he immediately regained his energy.
I lived an extremely carefree life. As soon as I became energetic, my appetite increased. I ate three fried dough sticks in a row while still staring at the fourth fried dough stick in the frying pan.
"This thing is good for breakfast. It is served with soft tofu and a plate of pickles. It tastes very good. Eating it at other times is actually not good for health. Fried food is delicious, but it is easy to get angry."
"It's good to get angry. I just gave birth to two more children. My mother used to say that my children and grandchildren were not prosperous, and she was very worried about me. But now it's okay. I already have three children, and there is another one in my belly. A mother with four children will never be happy."
I will complain again.
Let’s get down to business. I sent the Phoenix away, and also sent away your ridiculously beautiful ship. Do you think my mother would like it? I always feel that we can’t go back after her birthday. Isn’t that a bit unfilial?
ah?"
"No, just keep your filial piety in your heart. We are forced by the current situation to flee thousands of miles away. It is the greatest filial piety not to have disputes with our relatives. Qingque, in one year's time, we will return to Chang'an.
, have you decided what to do?"
Li Tai took out a piece of paper from his arms and shook it at Yun Ye and said, "During the six months you went to Liaodong, I was not idle either. I and Hypatia had nothing to do to tinker with such a thing. Take a look.
Yun Ye wiped his oily hands on his apron and called the cook to come over and help him. He and Li Tai came to the shade of the tree, unfolded the paper and took a look at it, and was stunned. This is Archimedes' law, it shouldn't be anything new.
.
Li Tai rubbed his hands and said: "After I determined the density, Hypatia inadvertently told me about the ancient Western sages while correcting the documents, including the sage Aki from 800 years ago.
Meade, he was able to distinguish the content of gold and silver without damaging the crown, which is very remarkable.
But I'm not interested in these. What I'm interested in is the buoyancy theory he proposed. If you sit on a boat at sea too much, you'll get bored. I remember you said before that steel can float on the water, and copper can also float on the water.
I experimented with a chamber pot, and it was indeed true. Then I thought, both air and water have buoyancy, but one is bigger and the other is smaller. Steel can be held up on the water surface, so by analogy, can steel be held up in the air?
Naturally, a copper block cannot float on the water. It will be no problem if it is made into a copper basin. Since air also has buoyancy, as long as I grind the copper block thin enough and make the copper basin large enough, will it also be able to float?
stand up?"
Although this statement was only half correct, and his understanding of air was ridiculously wrong, Yun Ye did not mean to ridicule him at all. He did not dare to imagine that he would float around the world in a copper basin in the future. But since Li Tai became interested in flying
, he will continue to follow his own ideas. Although he took the wrong path at the beginning, I believe that after corrections time and time again, he will go on the right path.
"Qingque, please do an experiment. Inflate air into a thin glass bottle, then make a balance, keep both sides balanced, and then uncork the bottle. See what happens to the balance. Then
You can find another pig urine bubble and do the same test to see what the difference is."
Li Tai looked up at Yun Ye and said, "You mean the air has weight? You have said before that everything in the world can be expressed using numbers. Is this really true? What is the purpose of doing this experiment?"
"You will know after you have done it. It would be too straightforward for me to tell you. Boy, you still have a long way to go in physics. What do you think of light? Let alone Mo Zhai's small hole imaging, what do you think of it?
What are the views on the macroscopic world and the microscopic world? Do you know how thunder and lightning are generated? Do you know how the compass is formed? Why can it always point north and south? Qingque, it is not enough to study physics throughout your life.
Yes, ten lifetimes are not enough, you are too busy."
Li Tai sneered at Yun Ye's remarks. With his own financial resources, his own manpower, and his own wisdom, he would always reach the peak. He didn't want to argue with Yun Ye on this matter. Suddenly he remembered something and asked Yun Ye
He said: "There is a cocktail party that you must attend. I have already posted a post." After saying that, he smiled wildly and handed a post to Yun Ye.
Yun Ye, who was confused, opened the post and found out that it was Hypatia's post. It was written in crooked calligraphy: Lantian Hou Yunye is respectfully invited to attend Hypatia's menarche reception.
How old was she before she had her first period? Cold sweat broke out on Yun Ye's forehead!