The four-wheeled carriage was running lightly on the road, and the sounds of conversations in the carriage could be heard outside the carriage.
"Dear Mr. Hypatia, a fat bird flew past the carriage just now. I estimate that it weighs at least three pounds. It is really a fat bird. It has a small head but a big chest. If I hadn't been so merciful,
It can be taken down with one whip..."
Yun Ye, who was sitting next to Li Tai, carefully leaned to the other side, leaned his head on the car window and closed his eyes to rest. Going to Mengjia Village to participate in the "Moon Dance Party" was not very relaxing.
"Dear Mr. Hypatia, there is another fat bird standing on the branch. I bet that as long as I scare the fat bird, it will fall from the branch. Let's go over and pick it up. When we get to Mengjia Village, we will
I have a gift for the elder. Don’t you think so? Anything heavier than air cannot fly anyway, and I don’t know how that bird climbed to the branch.”
Yun Ye secretly opened his eyes a crack, glanced at Hypatia, whose face was as black as coal, and quickly closed his eyes again. They had been arguing for half the night about Hypatia's slip of the tongue, and Li Tai's image the night before.
He was very mean, constantly throwing the furnishings out of the house, and flying up after just one sentence. Hypatia was so angry that she almost went crazy.
They agreed to attend the "Moon Jumping Party" today and the three of them would ride in a carriage. Originally, Hypatia was supposed to sit with Xin Yue and Higurashi Bell, but who knew that she climbed onto the first carriage specifically to look for abuse?
.
Something was wrong with Li Tai, very wrong. When Hypatia wore a red dress that night, his eyes were very intoxicated. When Hypatia changed back to her usual clothes, he immediately became very angry.
This feeling of anger still lingers. It would be weird if this bastard didn't like Hypatia!
The war started. The livid Hypatia sat down between Yun Ye and Li Tai. Seeing her waving her pointed nails, Yun Ye naturally put his body on the seat opposite, ready to admire it.
play.
"Li Qingque, Li Xiaoniao, please don't be angry with me, okay? Can I put on the red dress again tonight to show you? I know you are a good person, the best and the best, don't you think so?"
Yun Ye's eyes almost fell down. Hypatia leaned softly on Li Tai's shoulder, praying in a sheep's voice for Li Tai not to attack him again, and her red lips leaned against Li Tai's.
Above the ear, one breast had been squeezed out of shape by Li Tai's arm.
Goosebumps rose up on Li Tai's neck, but he did not push Hypatia away and turned his head hard towards the window, pretending to admire the mountains and waters outside. His slightly shaking legs had already revealed his current mood.
Hypatia blew a breath into Li Tai's ear, and Yun Ye knew that this guy was finished. Speaking of which, His Majesty the King of Wei had already had countless women, but in this scene, Yun Ye could definitely say that this guy
This is my first experience. No woman in the Tang Dynasty, especially serious women, could do this.
Although he, Li Chengqian, and Li Tai went to brothels a few times, accidents always happened for some reason. They were either seen by the imperial censor or encountered criminals arrested by the city patrol department. The most outrageous thing was that the stairs collapsed once.
After looking back twice, he thought it was because there were too many accidents. All fools knew there was something wrong. When a bastard wearing a police officer's uniform dared to point at the Marquis's nose and ask about the eight generations of his ancestors, Yun Ye knew that there was someone standing behind the police officer.
A powerful queen. Although the detective got his wish and was kicked down the stairs, everyone was no longer interested in visiting the brothel.
The brothel rookie is Li Tai's current fate: "Actually, that's not what you mean. I understand. You mean that under pure circumstances, anything heavier than air cannot fly. For example, when a bird does not flap its wings, it must
It will fall off."
After listening to Li Tai's idiotic explanation, Yun Ye already knew what drama was going to happen next. He held his head and covered his ears, not intending to see Li Tai's misery. They were all brothers. It was unethical to hide aside and watch the show. He covered his ears.
Just get up.
"Then you kept talking endlessly along the way? Li Xiaoniao, believe it or not, I will throw you down to see if you can fly?" Although Yun Ye covered his ears, Hypatia's voice was too loud
It's so loud that it's hard not to hear it.
Seeing Hypatia sitting back in her seat, Li Tai was about to get angry. No woman dared to do this to him. If he asked her to take off her clothes, she would take off her clothes. If she was asked to do anything, she would do it obediently.
, there has never been a woman who dared to lie to herself and then fall out after telling the truth.
Holding his ears that were buzzing from Hypatia's noise, he pointed at Hypatia and said loudly: "You idiot, you still don't admit that you said something wrong. The most important thing in learning is rigor. What you said is
Summarizing countless possibilities, no matter which aspect it can be refuted completely, if you submit such a conclusion to the academy, it will definitely be a shame to Yushan Academy. People all over the world will think that the gentlemen of Yushan Academy are idiots. Indirectly
People will question the intelligence of the entire academy."
Hypatia stuck out her red tongue, licked her pussy exaggeratedly, took out a stack of paper from her bag, and shook it at Li Tai! She was very proud.
Li Tai grabbed the papers and flipped through two pages at will. The arteries in his neck bulged, and he roared: "Who allows you to write a text of our two opinions and send it to the academy? Tell you, I don't
agree!"
After saying that, he tore the pieces of paper into pieces, stretched out his hand provocatively through the car window, and let the pieces of paper fly away like butterflies.
Hypatia didn't care at all. She took out the makeup box given by Yun Ye from her bag, looked at her appearance in the mirror, and fixed her hair. She waited until she felt that she was perfect before she got angry at herself.
Li Tai smiled, took out a stack of paper from his bag and stuffed it into Li Tai's hand and said: "You are always so impatient. Why do you lose your temper after reading only two pages? Read it carefully. You are too lazy to do anything."
I have done both of the experiments, which contain detailed data. I found that when air is injected into the glass bottle, the balance will change, but when air is poured into the pig urine bubble, the balance will not change.
Then I thought, what went wrong? I was sure that the air poured into the two containers was almost the same. What caused the inconsistent results? Later I thought that their volumes had changed. The volume of the air in the glass bottle remained the same, but the density
It will inevitably increase, so the stationary balance will tilt. Although the pig urine bubble is filled with the same amount of gas, its volume has increased, so I am sure that the air is buoyant.
All that's left is that your penis has grown. You are very knowledgeable about mechanics. Now it's your turn to tell me why the big-breasted fat bird you saw can fly?"
Li Tai's pupils shrank, and he suddenly shouted for the carriage to stop. He jumped off the carriage, picked up a stone and threw it far away. After thinking for a long time, he threw several more stones before he muttered something.
After getting on the carriage again, no one except Yun Ye understood Li Tai's behavior, including Hypatia.
Li Tai suddenly opened his eyes and said to Hypatia: "You don't need to take my name on the discovery of air buoyancy. You did the experiment. Even if you make a discovery, it belongs to you alone. I don't care about it."
Hypatia had never been modest. She took out her charcoal pen and happily crossed out Li Tai's name from the paper. She quickly stuffed the papers into her bag and smiled at Yun.
Ye said: "Li Xiaoniao is really very manly. I am a young girl, so I'm not polite."
Yun Ye would not tell Li Tai what a huge door he had opened for himself by throwing stones just now. If there were more people like Li Tai, Yun Ye thought that he might have the opportunity to fly on Datang Airlines in his later years.
Travel around.
Li Tai glanced at Hypatia with disdain, shook the hem of his robe, sat down and asked Yun Ye: "Yezi, are you sure there are endless bananas in the Meng family village? There is another kind of that kind.
The magic drug Tianqi?"
"That's right, I discovered that banana forest. It's very big. I estimate that a thousand acres is too small. However, there are always wild animals there, including elephants, who go there to eat bananas. We also discovered a rhinoceros that year.
, the huge rhino horn cup in my house is made of that rhino horn. I don’t show it to ordinary people.
As for the Tianqi thing, it is something that Mr. Sun has considered. You will not be interested if you see it. Our purpose here is to cut bananas and participate in the "Moon Jumping Party" to have fun. During the previous period, we
My life has been too hard, so I have to compensate myself. The people in Mengjiazhai Village are very nice. Sometimes I feel like this is the habitat of my soul."
Li Tai didn't know what the "Moon Jumping Party" was, and thought it was the same festival as August 15th or Yuan's Day. Since he was about to start hard research work, it would be good to have a good time before that, Shipati
Ya Geng is fascinated by this simple totem ceremony. She thinks that the "Moon Jumping Party" is just like what some wild witches do in the West. They wear the skulls of wild beasts and drink the bat guano with live menstrual blood. If there are beautiful people at the scene,
The girl was put into a stone mortar, crushed and then eaten by everyone, which would further satisfy her yearning for savagery.
In order to facilitate the transportation of dried bananas and Tianqi, the Yun family specially built a road for the Meng family village. Of course, this was done with the permission of Young Master Li Rongda, otherwise it would be a crime.
This road is very flat. People in the mountains rarely have a flat road, so they attach great importance to this road. As long as there are villages on both sides of this road, they will consciously repair it. Even a big stone on the road will be repaired.
No, there is a lot of rain in Lingnan, but this road is not damaged at all. As long as they see damaged areas, whether they are pedestrians on the road or people in the village, they will stop and repair the damaged areas before continuing on their way.
This has become a custom here.
Because the wise elder of Mengjiazhai said that those who don’t build the road will be eaten by the Dark Lord if they take this road.