"Do I look stupid now?" Xue Wanche hesitated before asking this question.
"It's worse than pigs. Pigs at least know that one food is not delicious, so they will turn around and look for delicious food. You don't know."
Xue Wanche nodded and said: "That's the truth. You can't humiliate me like this in the future."
"It depends on the situation. Look at Master Feng and Zhao Jingci. One of them stayed in the desert for three years. When they came back, the princess gave birth to Lin'er. Didn't Old Feng make the Hundred Days Banquet lively? Old Zhao
More sensible, both the princess and the maid could give birth to a child. Lao Zhao also announced to the outside world that this was a child given by God, and he loved the child very much. Although the child did not live to live for a hundred days, Lao Zhao was heartbroken. How about you?
Don’t you still have seven months to make excuses? It’s much better than them.”
People are like this. Others ride horses, I ride donkeys, and there are firewood collectors behind me. With this kind of mentality, it is easy to live happily. Xue Wanche shook the wine pot and said to Yun Ye: "No more, where did you get the wine?"
?It’s a pleasure to talk to you. His Majesty said that alcohol is prohibited on the ship. There is no alcohol to drink. The ship is your territory. This little thing can’t trouble you, right?”
What's so difficult about this? Those bastard sailors are all addicted to alcohol. There are only so many places to hide alcohol. It would be strange if there was no alcohol in this wooden house. Yun Ye casually opened a few mezzanines and found it.
Si Hulu Wine poured on the deck and said: "If there is no good wine, just make a living and drink it. Your wife is now engaged in the wine business. There must be a lot of good wine at home. When we get to Yuezhou, we will have to rely on you to drink. I
It’s very inconvenient to bring a big family with you.”
"It's natural. There are so many things to do at this time, and the wine is already good." After that, he pulled out the stopper of the gourd and took a big sip. "It's not bad. It's a strong wine that has been put into the steamer."
Yun Ye handed a steamed bun to Xue Wanche and took one himself. They drank wine and ate the steamed buns. The two of them almost told the secrets of Chang'an, especially the things between men and women.
"How is it possible? Didn't Liu Hongji say that one of his kidneys was picked up by someone else's Ma Shan during the battle? How could he still have the energy to bring trouble to someone else's concubine when Liu Mi was hosting a banquet?" Yun Ye was surprised and opened his eyes.
Mouth.
"You don't understand this. Er Liu is a good match for the whole family. He can tell the difference between yours and mine. Besides, Old Liu is too drunk. Don't talk about women. It's okay to give him a sow..."
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Just as he was talking happily, the door of the wooden house opened. Xu Jingzong didn't seem to be surprised at all when he saw Yun Ye and Xue Wanche. He sat across from him and took the wine gourd. After taking a big sip, he said: "Go to your cabin and there is no one there.
I guess you couldn't sleep in the smelly cabin. You went directly to the kitchen and wanted some food. The lieutenants in charge of the meals all had dead faces and said it was the rules of the ship. After dinner time,
I have no food, and His Majesty is also following the rules. I have no choice but to look around for you hungry to see if you can do anything. My dignified servant, Zhongshu, is not even as good as a doctor. The rules on your ship are too strict.
Already."
Yun Ye said with a straight face: "There can be no rules without rules. If a large army cannot abide by these regulations when fighting at sea, how can it have any combat power? Your Majesty, who has been in battle for a long time, naturally understands the three tastes."
As soon as he finished speaking the high-sounding jargon, the cook's fat face appeared, carrying a big basket and placing it on the entrance of the wooden house and said: "I don't know if the commander has guests in front of me. I am afraid that there is not enough food, so I specially brought some more.
The little one will go down and stew two more fishes."
Xu Jingzong chuckled and a silver coin popped out from his finger. The fat cook caught it very skillfully and bowed his waist before retreating. Xu Jingzong dragged the basket over and lifted the curtain and said with a smile: "Not bad, not bad, give it to your Majesty."
There is all the beef specially provided. Come on, Lao Xue, you are a military commander with a big belly. This leg of lamb is for you, haha. There is also a pot of wine, the braised eggs are also good, and the chicken feet have the most unique flavor. Come on, Marquis Yun,
Come on, you just talked about Liu Hongji, what happened to Old Liu? I didn’t hear clearly just now..."
When men gossip among themselves, they often say things in a cryptic way, and it becomes even more filthy when they are processed in their own minds before being spoken out. What's more, Xu Jingzong, a gentle scumbag, can always cite the classics to prove the true side of things.
From the time Li Shimin sent the two concubines of Emperor Sui Yang to his father's bed, he began to tell the stories that Li Yuan and Pei Yan had to tell, and then to the story of Li Yuanji's concubines appearing in Li Er's harem inexplicably.
fly.
In later generations, I heard about Tang Wugui and Song Bisni, and now I have a certain understanding of it. Although such irresponsible behavior is inheriting the Hu people's tradition of brothers marrying their wives, it is now used as a talking point.
It became the biggest stain on Li Tang. Since he became the emperor of the Han people, he must abide by the ethics and morals of the Han people. He could not turn into a hungry wolf and pounce on his brother-in-law when he saw her beautiful brother-in-law. The Han people could not accept the rules of the Hu people.
The bright moon rises over the lake, and it is the time to whisper. Chatting with beautiful scenery on a good day is almost comparable to reading a forbidden book on a snowy night. Unknowingly, it is already midnight. Xu Jingzong refuses to return to the sour cabin. Xue Wanche thinks that he is on the floor.
We can make do with it for one night. The relatives of the Li family are really annoying. They are all rustic and arrogant. I heard that the queen has been taking trouble these days.
Hearing Xu Jingzong say this, and thinking of Yuezhou, which he was about to arrive, Yun Ye was almost sure that these people came here to make a fortune, but he just didn't know how they planned to make a fortune. If they were serious about it,
It's not impossible to let some profits go out of the business. If they want to take advantage of them, Yun Ye plans to let them go back to their hometown in Jinyang naked.
Although the sunrise at Dongting Lake is not as spectacular as the sunrise at sea, it is still refreshing to watch the sun rise over Junshan Mountain. Xu Jingzong said that since he boarded the Emperor, today's breakfast was to his taste. The cook knew that the commander liked to drink it.
Fish porridge, we have already started cooking porridge before dawn.
The snow-white fish porridge was sprinkled with green onions and smelled fragrant. Yun Ye drank two large bowls. Xu Jingzong was not to be outdone. As for Xue Wanche, he took the rest of the pot. This guy seemed to be in much better spirits today.
Xu Jingzong made fun of Danyang, but he could still laugh and answer without caring. Yun Ye was right, marrying a princess was just a business matter.
After relaxing for a while, Yun Ye saw the eldest grandson's personal maid appearing in front of him, with a very ugly face. It seemed that the eldest grandson's face was not that good either, because the expression of the eldest grandson's personal maid was always exactly the same as the eldest grandson's.
of.
"Aunt Hong, my nephew has noticed that since Aunt Yin left the Forbidden Palace, your face has never looked good. When you appear like this, my heart is pounding. "No matter what, I'll give you the flattery first.
.
"Stop being so glib. My Majesty, please come over and leave quickly. It's been annoying these days. Those people from Jinyang are surrounding Your Majesty and talking about their hard work back then. Now they are seeing others getting rich and my family is eating dry food. Please, Your Majesty."
Pity these relatives, you don't know, they have brought many children with them, and they want to ask Your Majesty to take care of them. They also say that their own family has to look after their family to feel at ease.
They are all unattractive things. I can't even look down on them, let alone Your Majesty and Your Majesty. The royal industry is now managed only by specialized talents. If these people get in, they will piss Sister Yin to death.
Quickly think of a way to get rid of all these people."
The two of them walked towards the queen's cabin while talking. When they arrived at the door of the cabin, Yun Ye already knew what he was going to face. The queen wanted Jin Chan to escape from her shell. It seemed that these people were very powerful.
Opening the door and going in, Yun Ye was almost smoked out by the strong smell. No wonder Changsun's anger has been so strong these days. A room full of old men with white beards were sitting on chairs in a neat manner. When they saw Yun Ye come in, they all turned their heads.
They glanced at Yun Ye, snorted and turned their heads away.
Just as Yun Ye was about to get angry, his eldest grandson snorted loudly again. Yun Ye had no choice but to lower his head and casually cup his hands as a courtesy.
The eldest grandson smiled and said to the old man at the head: "Ninth Duke, Twelveth Duke, this is Lantian Hou Yunye. Although he is young, he has the skills of Tao Zhugong. You guys want to give your family's spare money a place to go, listen to him.
Opinions are of great benefit."
"How dare such a yellow-mouthed boy talk about Tao Zhu? Even though I am in a remote place guarding my ancestral graves, I still know one thing, that is, there are many people in the world who are seeking fame and reputation, and they want me to hand over their pension money.
inappropriate.
After the old guy finished speaking, he glared at Yun Ye. The other old guys also talked about it. In short, they all said bad things. Yun Ye saw the anger in Changsun's eyes and saw the veins popping up on the back of her hand holding the fan. He knew that the Queen
At this time, she was on the verge of breaking out, and she didn't know why she suppressed it.
Now it was time to take action on his own. Yun Ye smiled and cupped his hands and said, "I don't know how much pension money the seniors have. If they don't have a few silver coins, the juniors can just add some money and invest it in any shop. After a year and a half,
It’s just a matter of sharing some dividends, which will surely be enough for you seniors to live a few good years.”
"How dare you, I and others have raised one hundred thousand silver coins this time, just to come to the Central Plains to buy goods, buy shops, and form a caravan. How dare you, such a yellow-mouthed boy, not take it lightly? This is one hundred thousand silver coins. I don't think so.
When the Supreme Emperor raised an army, we spent all our money to support the Supreme Emperor, but it was only 60,000 guan. The Supreme Emperor relied on these 60,000 guan to raise an army and finally annex the world. Shouldn't such a huge sum of money be given to a reliable person?
?" The old man became angry, stood up, pointed at Yun Ye and cursed loudly.
Yun Ye looked at his eldest grandson in embarrassment and said: "Madam, Wei Chen has never done a transaction of one hundred thousand silver coins. Normally, for transactions of this amount, they just go directly to the housekeeper to discuss. If Wei Chen takes over, he will be