Traveling along the Han River, he arrived at Baozhou in less than half a month. Before the Tang Dynasty, Li Yuan, who was in Sichuan County, changed his name to Liangzhou after Li Yuan established the country. Li Er disliked that Liangzhou sounded like Liangzhou, so he changed its name to Baozhou.
During the Qin Dynasty, Hanzhong County was established, and the county governed Nanzheng. It was one of the 36 counties of the Qin Dynasty. At the end of the Qin Dynasty, various political forces competed for the land of China. After the Hongmen Banquet, Liu Bang professed his vassalage to Xiang Yu, and Xiang Yu named him the King of Han. According to "Historical Records", Liu Bang
Feeling quite disappointed, the counselor Xiao He consoled him: "It is said to be 'Heavenly Han', and its name is very beautiful." During the Hanzhong period, Liu Bang kept a low profile and adopted Zhang Liang's strategy of "building plank roads in the open and concealing Chencang in secret". He worshiped Han Xin as his general and later captured it in a surprise attack.
In the Sanqin area, he and Xiang Yu competed for supremacy, which was known as the "Conflict between Chu and Han" in history.
At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, the political situation was turbulent. The ethnic minorities in Bajun revolted and invaded Hanzhong and Sanshu. In the first year of Zhongping, Wu Dou Mi Dao Zhang Xiu revolted. In response to the Yellow Turban Uprising, he attacked Bajun and entered Hanzhong. He was defeated and surrendered to Liu Yan.
During the Xiping period (172-178), the Five Dou Rice Road spread in Hanzhong. Later, Zhang Lu got rid of Zhang Xiu and established a political and religious regime that lasted for nearly 30 years. Later, he surrendered to Cao Cao. Due to the special geographical location of his entry into Shu
The location and the main transportation route between the north and south soon became an area fiercely contested by Cao Cao and Liu Bei after Liu Bei entered Shu. Later, Liu Bei won and was named King of Hanzhong, and the Shu Kingdom occupied this area.
In history, ancestors have always taken land and descendants have lost it, and Hanzhong is no exception. After Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang died, Hanzhong was taken away by Cao Wei, and finally the Sima family was taken advantage of.
This cycle went from the Western Jin, Eastern Jin, Song, Qi, Northern Wei, Liang, Western Wei, and Northern Zhou regimes to the Sui Dynasty, and finally benefited Li Er. Although Yun Ye could continue this cycle, for the sake of his own head, he decided to
Shut up, because Li Tai, who has compiled "Kuo Di Zhi", is more familiar with this land than he is.
Official history can't compare with Li Tai, so let's talk about unofficial history. If you talk about Liu Bei's wisdom, let's talk about Zhuge Liang's weirdness. No one wants to listen to Liu Bei's wiseness, but Zhuge Liang's weirdness attracted a lot of veteran generals. When everyone heard that Zhuge Liang fought for the Kingdom of Shu.
In the future, he decided to use the seven-star lamp to extend his life. However, he was accidentally kicked down by Wei Yan, and everyone sighed.
"Impossible, Yezi, you are making it up. There is no such ridiculous thing as Zhuge Liang's capture of Sima Yi. There is a difference of eighteen years between the two people's lives. Besides, Sima Yi is holding a blank book.
It is simply impossible to turn the pages of a book with saliva only to be poisoned by the enemy. Who among the generals can be such an idiot? "
"Your Highness King Wei, I always read books with saliva. Don't be too absolute. It seems that I will correct this problem in the future. If the story of so-and-so capturing Cheng Yaojin comes out, I will be embarrassed.
"It's big." Cheng Yaojin was very dissatisfied with Li Tai's troubles. He listened to the story and said, "Where did all this nonsense come from."
"Haha, it's a good story. Listening to the story and looking at the land of Hanzhong will naturally make people feel comfortable. Whether it's true or false, it's just a passing smoke. Who will pursue it? But I and others are gradually blooming.
It’s hard for Yong Nan Jia to dominate the battlefield as before.” Qin Qiong looked at Micangshan with emotion while stroking her gray beard.
"Uncle Qin, what are you talking about? Huang Hansheng's white beard formation killed Xia Houyuan in the past happened in Dingjun Mountain not far from here. You are not yet Huang Hansheng's age, so why are you saying depressing words? My nephew is planning to make up a paragraph about you.
’s joke, please listen carefully.”
In order to make Qin Qiong feel better, Yun Ye picked up some jokes from Sui and Tang Dynasties and told them as jokes to everyone. When Cheng Yaojin heard that he was a rake seller, he suddenly laughed: "It turns out that I am a rake seller.
Using a mountain-breaking ax, what are the three moves called? Picking out the ears, piercing the eyes, and what else? It seems that I will practice the mountain-breaking ax in the future. I have held a horse ax all my life, and now I have to play with the ax, but
At least it’s better than Lao Niu’s five-pronged fork, hahahaha..."
Li Ji said with a smile: "I have become an expert. Boy, why don't you talk about Li Jing? How can you spare him even if you make up a story?"
"No, all the uncles feel sorry for my nephew. Uncle Li Jing and his aunt traveled thousands of miles to find trouble for my nephew. It's better not to talk about him - it's too weird. Every time I talk about Uncle Li Jing
, he will definitely appear."
As soon as Yun Ye finished saying this, he saw Li Jing sticking his head out from the emperor's carriage, looking at Yun Ye and saying: "Keep talking, don't stop, you have killed all these uncles, I'm waiting for you
Where is Mi Tai?"
Hanzhong is a very evil place. Everyone talks about Cao Cao. When Cao Cao arrives, why do you talk about Li Jing? When Li Jing arrives, fortunately, he doesn’t tell Li Jing out in an exaggerated manner, so things can still be saved.
Just as he was thinking about how to deal with Li Jing, he heard Li Er's voice coming from the driver's seat: "Go on, it's a good story. You said Xuan Ba was the number one hero in the world with unparalleled strength. It's very good."
Tell me, how do you explain Xuanba's early death? According to you, Xuanba has long been invincible in the world. One hammer weighs 800 kilograms, and two Japanese melon hammers weigh a full 1,600 kilograms. Such a hero can't be counted.
Even if you are a god, that's all. How do you arrange the ending for Xuan Ba? Come on, I'm waiting. "!
Li Tai, Cheng Yaojin, Qin Qiong, and Niu Jinda looked at Yun Ye with a wry smile. They had just listened to Yun Ye's boasting so much that no one thought of the cause of Li Xuanba's death. Now that Li Er mentioned it, everyone felt uncomfortable.
It's easy to deal with, so I can only respond with a wry smile.
"It is said that Li Xuanba has been afraid of thunder since he was a child. As long as there is thunder in the sky, he will be very agitated. On this day when he left Siming Mountain, Chai Shao was pressing the formation from behind, and Li Xuanba was holding a sledgehammer to clear the way in front. Suddenly, a sudden wind
Clouds rose, the sky above the building became dark, golden snake-like lightnings lit up, and then there were bursts of muffled thunder. Li Xuanba wanted to cover his ears, but the thunder still penetrated his head, and he couldn't help but get mad.
Pointing to the sky, he said: "If you dare to bother me with the thunder, I will crush you to death!" After saying that, he threw a Japanese melon hammer into the air to kill Thunder Lord. The hammer flew up into the air, and after a while the hammer fell.
When he came down, Li Xuanba saw that there was no blood on the hammer, and his anger became even more intense. The two sledgehammers hit each other, and the loud noise was louder than the thunder. He got off the horse, spun on the ground, and with a roar, he knocked the two sledgehammers down.
The hammer was thrown into the sky, and lightning struck the two flying hammers. One hammer fell down. Li Xuanba caught it and checked if there was any blood. He forgot that he was throwing up two hammers.
When he was checking the first hammer, the second hammer fell down and hit his top door. In an instant, thousands of peach blossoms bloomed..."
After compiling this paragraph, Yun Ye quietly looked at the expressions of the veterans around him, and found that their faces were full of yearning. These are the real warriors, invincible on the ground, they challenge the sky, and they perish with pride.
"Even if you have made it up perfectly and are invincible in the world, go and challenge God. Even if your death is arranged, Xuanba's spirit in heaven should be satisfied. Yun Ye, are you telling this story to be an allusion to the Tang Dynasty? Nowadays, the Great Tang Dynasty
Tang Dynasty has no enemies on earth. What we are doing now is to constantly challenge God. There is no fear of famine in the world. This is already acting against heaven. We are still trying to make all people in the world rich again. Heaven and earth are not kind to all things.
We may have gone too far for the sake of being stupid, but it doesn't matter. If we really do it, even if the God of Thunder comes to punish me, I can't throw away the eight hundred kilogram hammer. I still have no problem controlling the Eight Ox Crossbow to fight. I don't know.
Are you willing to follow me?"
Cheng Yaojin laughed and said: "How could such a good thing happen without me, Old Cheng? The eight oxen crossbows in the army have been operated by one person. Why shouldn't we, the emperor and his ministers, fight side by side again?"
Not only Cheng Yaojin said this, but other generals present also responded in the same way. Li Er's owl-like laughter came out, mixed with various strange screams and echoed in the valley.
It’s hard not to admire Li Er. He casually took out the jokes made up by later generations for fun, and he could find the essence of them and use them for his own use.
I guess Li Er has been thinking about this for a long time. He doesn't even like to use a well-thought-out bowl for eating. He wants to knock a hole in it for fear that if it's too well-thought-out, it will make God dissatisfied and punish him. Now he dares to say that he will use a eight-oxen crossbow to blast it.
As for Tian, I don’t know if he has changed or if he has other plans. Hot-headedness has never happened to Li Er, especially in this kind of instructive language. He will almost press every word.
Say it, Hong Tian? What a joke! He can only offer sacrifices to the sky. Yun Ye is very worried that one day he will be put together by Li Er and pigs and sheep as tributes to apologize to the sky. In this way, the three animals will become four animals.
Already.
I have some regrets. I shouldn’t have said this. It’s all Li Tai’s fault. If he hadn’t boasted about his knowledge in “Kuo Di Zhi”, he wouldn’t have talked about the Three Kingdoms. If he hadn’t talked about the Three Kingdoms, he would have talked about “The Romance of the Sui and Tang Dynasties”.
Never mention the unfortunate guy Li Xuanba.
Hanzhong is rich in rapeseed, and now it is the harvesting time of rapeseed in the high mountains. In the distance, there are people standing on the high slopes busy harvesting rapeseed. When they see the troops in the brigade, they habitually hide and watch. Just now they were shadowing each other.
There was singing, but it disappeared for a while. It was raining in Hanzhong. It was originally gloomy today, but a gust of wind blew over, and the pattering autumn rain sprinkled down.
It's not raining heavily, but it's lingering. Just like Yun Ye's mood at this moment, he is filled with sorrow. It's time to put a seal on this mouth. The emergence of text prison is not because of the problem with the text, but because the mood of the person listening to this text has changed.
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As a general, the emperor did not order to set up camp, so he had to ride Wangcai in the heavy rain and continue forward. Everyone was in high spirits. Only Wangcai seemed to feel Yun Ye's hesitation and looked back at Yun Ye from time to time.
His ears stood up high, as if he would immediately take Yun Ye and run away as soon as he noticed something was wrong.
What a feeling it is to be with a tiger! Being with Li Er is more dangerous than being with a tiger. I hope this is an illusion. Yun Ye comforted himself like this. He looked back at his motorcade and put his cloak on Wangcai's belly.
As the group of people moved forward slowly in the light rain...