Han Che met a monk when he was crossing Han Mountain, but the monk took a fancy to Han Che's donkey. When Han Che got off the donkey to catch the mulberries thrown down by the little lady on the mulberry tree, he punched the donkey.
Beaten to death.
Eating mulberries will always make your mouth black, which looks a bit funny. The little girls were so scared that they slipped down from the mulberry trees and ran into the depths of the mulberry forest. This made Han Zhe very sad. In fact, his appearance
It's pretty good. When I was in Yongzhou, there were quite a few girls ogling me. This must be because I have a bad mouth.
But he soon became happy, because he found that the little girls were not hiding from him. One little girl stuck her head out from behind the tree and bravely motioned for him to run quickly. The monk was very vicious.
Hanzhe grinned with a dark smile and gave the dead donkey to the brave little girl. Although people in the mountainous areas had prey, they rarely had meat.
As for the monk who had fallen to the ground like a puddle of mud, Hanzhe put the donkey's bridle on the monk's head, hung the robe around the monk's neck, and rode up. He killed the donkey he was walking on, and then
It was time to do what the donkey should do. Han Zhe thought this was fair, so he stabbed the monk's donkey in the butt with a knife, and the new donkey started running, not too slow.
After all, the performance of this donkey was still not as good as his previous donkey. After walking fifty miles, Han Zhe regretted it because no matter how hard he stabbed the monk's donkey in the butt, the donkey was foaming at the mouth and motionless.
, the knife went in, and no blood flowed out, but it attracted a lot of flies.
He tried many different places without good results, so Hanzhe had no choice but to let his two legs act as his own donkey. He strutted into the ancient city of Yongzhou on Jiangnan West Road carrying a robe on his back, planning to buy a new donkey for transportation.
I made up my mind that if someone dares to beat his donkey to death again this time, I will definitely not give him the chance to be a donkey.
When leaving Yun Ye, the old housekeeper put a lot of gold and silver coins in Han Zhe's sash. Finally, he was worried that the eldest young master would not know how to use money, so he specially put some copper coins for him and took him to the market to introduce the coins.
How to use it, tell him the exchange ratio of gold coins, silver coins and even copper coins. Hanzhe is a very smart person, so naturally these things will not trouble him. He still knows that two copper coins can buy a big donkey meat biscuit.
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After walking in the wilderness for seven or eight days, Hanzhe decided to find a big shop to have a good rest. Bathing was a must. He hated being sticky on his body.
Wanjia Old Store is indeed very big, and the rooms are very nice. The clean bedding exudes the smell of sunshine. This is his favorite, so he decided to stay for a few more days, wash off the dust on his body, and gave the shopkeeper a
I paid for the gold coins in the shop, so I said I wanted to take a bath.
Maybe Han Zhe's words were a little vague. He only said that he wanted the best way to take a bath.
So seven or eight pretty girls appeared around his bathtub. Although he was not used to women taking a bath, Han Zhe decided to give it a try. Yun Ye said: To understand this world, you must first integrate into it.
The world is right.
In the past, when taking a shower, Han Zhe would sit in the corner and wash himself. Now the hands of the little girls are constantly stroking his chest and back, and some even dared to put their hands into the water...
This is not a fucking bath. Han Zhe was a little angry and kicked these little girls out. Seeing their tears, he didn't know why he thought of the little girl who threw mulberries for him. When he left,
, the little girl looked like this standing next to the dead donkey.
Standing up naked, he gave each of the little girls a gold coin and asked them to buy some nice clothes. Because they were wearing too little, and most of their breasts were exposed. If his own girls were to dress like this, Han Zhe would definitely
He would get angry, but without the care of his housekeeper and divine slave, Han Zhe showed his own opinions on the world.
The little girls immediately smiled and saluted and went out. Seeing their cheerful faces, Hanzhe himself felt very happy. He returned to the bathtub and continued to take a bath. The petals in the bathtub made him feel very comfortable.
After taking a bath, a little girl who was sitting on her knees outside the door came in and dressed him, put his hair into a bun, and picked out a white jade hairpin from Han Zhe's trousers to fix his hair.
Yun Ye's clothes are either white or cyan. The white one is the lining and the blue one is the outer robe. When Han Che ran out of clothes in Yongzhou, he went to get Yun Ye's clothes to wear, so that Xin Yue made them for her husband.
When buying clothes, you must make an extra set.
The most proficient in dressing up in the world is actually the woman in the brothel. The little girl has obviously regarded Han Zhe as the work of art she is about to complete. When the little girl squats down and straightens the corners of her clothes, she is a beautiful young man in troubled times.
Appearing in front of everyone, Han Zhe understood one thing from the little girl's intoxicated eyes, that is, he was really a beautiful young man. In the past, when Xin Yue said this, he always felt it was untrue, but now he was sure,
What Xin Yue said is...!
There is no need to be so smart when walking in the world. If you are as cunning as a monkey, no one will pay attention to you, maybe even dogs will not pay attention to you. If you are a little more silly and confused, you will see a completely different world. It is so exciting.
I don't tell ordinary people. Han Zhe remembered Yun Ye's words and followed them.
"This handsome young man must come from a wealthy family. The hairpin Qiu Niang gave him is worth at least ten gold coins. I have seen this kind of white jade hairpin on the head of the governor before. It was during the Flower Festival, but the governor
There is no comparison between the young master and this young master. This young master is not only handsome, but also generous with his actions. The most important thing is that he has a kind heart. He can't see a woman crying. How can he reward a gold coin for every reward? Silly, I don't know.
Will he want us to sleep with him tonight?"
The person who said this was a woman in red. She had the fullest chest among the group of people. When she said this, she puffed up her chest intentionally or unintentionally, which immediately attracted a lot of coquettish laughter.
Speaking of Shi Qin Hanzhe, he felt a little sad. Damn it, Yun Ye actually told him that it would be too difficult for him to have a smart child in the future. The only way is to sow a lot. There will always be two or three smart ones out of a hundred.
This matter purely depends on luck. Thinking of this, Han Zhe's fist was squeezed by himself and made a bang. Only by completely killing that damn devil can he think about these things, otherwise his children will be smart no matter how smart they are.
Neither the mentally ill nor the mentally ill can escape his clutches.
Except for thinking about the devil from time to time, Hanzhe was still very satisfied with his trip. He enjoyed this long trip. Since it was a trip, he should enjoy it, so he ordered a drink from the best restaurant in Yongzhou.
He wanted all the dishes on the big table that he had never seen before, because there were seven little girls who wanted to eat too.
Naturally, the little girls were too skinny to eat so much, so they looked stupidly at Han Zhe as he ate all the dishes on the table. The taste was not good, and it was incomparable with the Yun family's food.
It's not even as good as the food on the Princess, but Han Zhe just wants to fill his stomach, so he doesn't pay that much attention.
After eating, he went shopping. Hanzhe rarely went shopping. When he was in Yongzhou, he was dragged by Xiaoya a few times. He hated shopping because those women did not go shopping for shopping, but purely to quarrel with the shopkeeper.
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But when he was in Yongzhou, he wanted to take a walk. He heard that there was a strange snake here, with black flesh and white markings. It would die if it touched the grass and trees. It bites people and cannot be controlled. However, if you can get it and use it as bait, it can withstand strong winds.
, remove dead muscles, contractures, fistulas, and furuncles, and kill three parasites.
Han Zhe didn't care about the medicinal functions of this snake. He valued other functions of this snake, such as the function that Yun Ye said would kill people after biting them. This was what Yun Ye said to Sun Simiao, who also hoped to find it.
Let's see if this kind of snake has any other functions. Han Zhe was present at the time. He believed in Yun Ye's knowledge. He said that people who bite will die. He wanted this kind of snake to bite his father to see what he would do.
Will he die?
Like other prefectures, Yongzhou also has two markets, East and West, and a grass market outside the city. The little girls are very happy, because no matter what they want, Hanzhe will buy it for them, but they are also very conscious, no matter if they want something too expensive
, the woman in red gritted her teeth and asked for a gauze dress produced in Yuezhou. She had been looking at this dress for a long time and could not afford it.
Hanzhe smiled and asked the shopkeeper to wrap up the gauze clothes, and asked the other little girls if they also liked other clothes and he could buy them together and give them to them. The shopkeeper wrapped up the seven gauze clothes with an idiot look, until
When Han Zhe took out a gold coin and asked if it was enough, he put away his contemptuous eyes and put on his eyes of respect. Although a country bumpkin and a real rich man spent the same money, they received completely different treatment.
The little girls didn't understand why a handsome young man like Han Zhe wanted to buy a venomous snake, the kind that makes people talk about snakes in Yongzhou. Although they were very scared, they were reluctant to leave. They endured the discomfort and went with Han Zhe.
Buy it from the grass market. Such venomous snakes are not allowed in the city.
Hanzhe was very satisfied and threw a rabbit into the snake cage. The rabbit soon twitched and died. He threw a dog in and the dog died soon. He put his hand in front of everyone's screams.
He reached into the snake cage and grasped the big snake's seven inches to look at the two white fangs. Yes, there were still two drops of venom hanging on them. The snake wrapped its body around his arm and wrapped it tightly around him. The green clothes
There is something indescribably weird about the embroidered embroidery with a black and white venomous snake.
He was so satisfied. Yun Ye had indeed seen people. He said that this kind of snake was very poisonous. This kind of snake was indeed very poisonous. Han Zhe was worried that one poisonous snake would not bite his father, so he bought ten of them, including his arms.
There were eleven snakes in total given by the snake catcher. He wanted to see if his father could survive the attack of these snakes after taking the poison he stole from Yun Ye.