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Chapter 83: The Dead Edison

In fact, the head coach's job in the All-Star Game is very simple, as long as you pay attention to three points.

1. All selected stars must be allowed to play.

2. Try to let everyone score. If someone can't make a shot, it doesn't matter.

3. If possible, find a way to let your players rest more and let the players of your main opponent play more.

All the tactical arrangements and the like are all nonsense. If you point at players who have never practiced together before to play beautiful coordination, you might as well expect Jordan to come back again.

After the game started, the Eastern Star team, wearing blue uniforms, took the lead. Goals from Carter and James gave the Eastern Conference the lead. McGrady then responded with a precise pull-up jumper. Everyone played well in the first 2 minutes.

It still looked decent, but as the game gradually progressed, the coaches of both sides began to make substitutions, and the performance on the field became more and more intense.

O'Neal first got a free throw opportunity and then made a funny one-handed shot that attracted laughter from the audience. Then he humiliated Stoudemire with a wonderful big shot, showing his style as the No. 1 All-Star asset.

Western Conference center Yao Ming was not to be outdone. He first stole and dunked under the basket, and then scored with a wonderful hook shot. At the end of the first half, the Western Conference Stars trailed by 2 points, 59-61.

During the halftime break of the game, because there was no need to arrange tactics or anything, everyone did not go back to the locker room but sat and laughed and watched the performance. Edison also chatted with O'Neal and others.

After all, he is a coach and a player. Although they are both in the NBA, they are not in the same circle.

The halftime performance was very exciting and exciting, and the Denverites gave everyone a surprise as soon as they started.

A referee stood on the sidelines and became the target of harassment by the Nuggets mascot Rocky Lion. The lion ran over and invited the referee to dance. The referee was quite serious at first and waved his hands to refuse like a gentleman, but later he was really tortured by Rocky Lion.

He just swayed his body slightly to the rhythm of the music. But then something went wrong. The guy swayed more and more violently, and the soles of his feet started to move. Then he quickly stripped off his upper body clothes, which caused a burst of laughter from the fans in the stands.

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The star players on both sides were also dumbfounded, shaking their heads and laughing.

Then Rocky Lion came to the players again and started to find trouble with the players, but all the players were tall and strong. When they were happy, they would tease them. If they were not happy, they would push them with both hands, and Rocky Lion had no choice but to leave. But Rocky Lion

Qi Shi did not give up, he also knew that no one would really feel sorry for him on this day, and soon he set his sights on Edison.

At this time, Edison was watching the performance of the Denver Beauty Cheerleaders with great interest.

Denver's cheerleading squad can be said to be the highest quality in the league, for no other reason than the money they provide.

In fact, everyone sees that the cheerleading team is quite prosperous. They can only perform for less than an hour every game, but in fact their life is very hard.

First of all, cheerleading is a high-risk job. During cheerleading performances, members often lose their balance, fall on their heads, and then break their ribs and spines. The injury rate of female cheerleaders is higher than that of male athletes in any sport.

Even more than the National Football League. They are prone to injuries and are overloaded with training all year round, so the career life of a cheerleading team is generally only three to five years.

In 2009, the National Center for Major Sports Injury Research at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill released a report showing that between 1982 and 2007, 103 female high school athletes were disabled, seriously injured, or killed, 67 of whom were cheerleaders. Injuries caused by cheerleading

High school and college girls account for 65.2% and 70.5% of major sports injuries respectively, so cheerleading is considered the most dangerous sport.

And the biggest difference from everyone’s imagination is that the backgrounds of cheerleaders are very clean. The NBA clearly stipulates that people who have worked in the pornographic service industry, wine girls, showgirls and adult film actors are strictly prohibited from joining the cheerleading team.

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Many girls envy the job of cheerleaders because obviously cheerleaders have better opportunities to contact the stars. However, cheerleaders are not allowed to have close contact with NBA players, let alone fall in love with the players. Once any clues are found, they will be fired immediately and will not be hired again.

, and this is also the rule of the alliance.

Some people may have said that in this case, their wages must be high. But in fact, their wages are not only not high, but also very low. Basically all cheerleaders work part-time and do other jobs, because the wages of cheerleaders

Very little, usually less than 10,000 US dollars a year, which is simply not enough to live on. Some teams even require that one of the requirements for recruiting cheerleaders is that they have other jobs, otherwise they don’t want them. But they might as well sell drinks and snacks at home games.

For the waiters, they still charge tips, but the cheerleaders get nothing.

But Denver is slightly better. The salary they give to cheerleaders is relatively high in the league. Later, they even gave the highest salary to a cheerleader in the league, 52,000 US dollars. The more money they give, the more people want to perform here.

, the competition will become fierce, and the quality of the rest will naturally be more guaranteed. Therefore, Denver's cheerleaders are among the best in the league in terms of appearance, figure, and dancing, much better than Orlando's.

Edison was addicted to watching, dancing with the beauty's movements, and then Rocky Lion suddenly stood in front of him.

Although Edison was very angry, as if he slapped this annoying guy away, he knew he couldn't do this, because there must be a camera following him to film this place.

Edison put away his piggy behavior and pretended to look at Rocky Lion with interest. When Rocky Lion saw that this guy was not that strong, he kicked his nose in his face and pulled Edison towards the center of the field.

When the other players saw that there was a lot of excitement here, they started to cheer, and O'Neal even pushed Edison from behind. At this time, the audience also noticed, so they whistled and started cheering, asking Edison to quickly enter the field to perform.

Seeing that there was nothing he could do, Edison could only follow Rocky Lion into the venue. After entering the venue, the audience burst into applause. After all, Edison gave everyone a surprise at the beginning. Quite a few of them were full of joy.

We look forward to seeing Edison perform well again. Of course, there are quite a few people who are just waiting to see Edison make a fool of himself.

After Edison came up and looked around, he saw a familiar face, looking at Edison with a smirk on his face at the exit of the player's tunnel, as if he was waiting for you to embarrass him.

Edison thought to himself, "You really want to make me look embarrassed. Even if you die, I will have to help you." So he said a few words to Rocky Lion, and then pointed towards the player tunnel.

Erin Andrews of ESPN was originally here to cover the All-Star game. She felt particularly relieved when she saw the Rocky Lions dragging Edison, who had been against her, onto the court. Because generally speaking, this kind of being was

If you pull him up, you will most likely make a fool of yourself, and it will be difficult to get down alive. So she gave a proud smile, and then suddenly became extremely happy and sad. When she saw Edison pointing in her direction,

She sensed that something was wrong, but she could no longer hide. Rocky Lion came to her side in the blink of an eye and pulled her onto the scene.

Erin Andrews was originally very resistant, but the director behind her said, "Follow him and get on stage." Now there was nothing to do, so she had to be half-carried by Rocky Lion to the stage.

After coming on the stage, Erin Andrews gave Edison a hard look, and Edison responded with a smile, "If you laugh so happily just now, we will all die together."

Now that he's up, he has to perform a show, and he can't just stand around. Edison quickly dipped a little saliva on his index fingers, and then made two circles on his head to see if he could think of any good ideas to avoid making a fool of himself...

Edison was thinking about it when he suddenly glanced at Andrews who was standing next to him. Because there were many people in the arena and there was a big spotlight shining on it, the temperature was very high, even though Andrews was only wearing a blue shirt.

She wore a round-neck long-sleeved singlet, but her neck and face were still covered in sweat. When Edison saw her outfit, he suddenly became interested.

He called Rocky Lion over, then took off the Nuggets uniform on the lion, then took off his suit jacket, put on Nuggets clothes, and then gestured to the cheerleaders behind him to let

They all followed their own movements and learned from them. Then they specifically asked Andrews to learn from him too.

What the host fears most about this kind of pulling people onto the stage is that people are restrained and do nothing, so when they saw Edison trying to make some moves, the cheerleaders and DJ on the scene quickly cooperated and played a piece of music with a strong rhythm.

Many people will guess that Edison danced a horse dance. But do you think I am the kind of hydrocephalus with an IQ of only 998? Would I write such vulgar things?

In fact, Edison just led everyone to do the 99th set of radio gymnastics. The movements were very simple. First, he stretched his hands flat, then moved his arms to the left, then to the right, and then raised them high.

The cheerleaders and Andrews at the back looked very simple at first glance, and they didn't know what Edison wanted to do, but after all, these actions were routine and simple, so they all followed him.

The audience below looked confused and confused, thinking, "This thing is not interesting. What on earth did Edison want to do?"

But the answer was soon revealed. As mentioned before, Edison is now wearing the Nuggets uniform of Rocky Lion. Because it is for the mascot, it is particularly wide and specially made. So Edison is leading everyone

After doing more than a dozen moves, it seemed that everyone, especially Andrews, was no longer wary and just followed him. So after his arms dropped once, Edison suddenly and quickly lifted up the team uniform he was wearing and dropped it on his head.

, then quickly put it down, then turned around and looked at Andrews.

Edison's set of actions connected very naturally, so at first Andrews followed subconsciously and pulled the hem of her clothes, but she immediately realized that something was wrong. She realized that she had been tricked by Edison. Edison had such a coat, and she

But there was only such a single piece of clothing. If she lifted it up, everything would be exposed. So she turned around and saw that Edison was looking at her expectantly.

Although Andrews was very angry, she could not explode. After all, this scene must be broadcast nationwide. So she bit her lip, clenched her fists, and waved several times at Edison.

When Edison saw that she was not following him, he turned around, stuck out his tongue, smiled evilly, and then patted his belly twice.

Now everyone in the audience couldn't bear it anymore and everyone burst out laughing. Although they thought Edison would give them another surprise, they didn't expect it to be such a hilarious joke. They guessed the beginning but not the end.

"Look, our Paul is so bad. I don't even know what to say. He's so bad." Barkley suppressed a smile and commented on Edison's move just now. Kenny Smith next to him was already

I can't help myself from leaning forward and backward.

Because Edison's action contained some ambiguous and teasing elements, the cameraman quickly gave Rachel a shot to see her reaction, preferably a jealous expression. But Rachel did not let them get their way.

, also covered his mouth and laughed wildly.

But this was just a small episode. After Edison paid tribute to the audience, he returned the clothes to Rocky Lion and walked off the field. Andrews also ended up with a depressed look on his face. He originally wanted to see Edison's joke.

As a result, everyone saw her joke. When passing by Edison, she really got anxious and punched Edison hard. The punch was not light, but Edison was at a disadvantage, so she could only

I can’t bear it…

But I didn't expect that this shot would be captured by the camera again. As soon as it was shown on the big screen, the whole audience burst into laughter again.

So the intermission ended with laughter.

After the start of the second half, Duncan began to show off his power, and he frequently succeeded in attacking at the basket. However, Iverson became more and more impatient after failing to single out Kobe Bryant many times. The Western Stars took the opportunity to overtake the score. The first

LeBron James, a one-time All-Star, obviously wanted to show off his performance. During a fast break, he got rid of all the defenders and hit a split dunk. This powerful slam dunk made people feel that he did not participate in the dunk contest.

pity.

But when O'Neal Jr. wanted to repeat this scene over Garnett's head, the Wolf King immediately let people see his power with a fierce big shot. When the game entered the fourth quarter, Iverson gradually regained his feeling.

.In the end, his outstanding performance helped the Eastern Conference gradually take the lead. In the end, the Eastern Stars defeated the Western Stars 125-115. Iverson was elected as the Most Valuable Player of the All-Star Game with 15 points and 10 assists.

Kobe Bryant, who had outstanding performances in previous All-Star games, has no touch this year. His sluggish state is different from last year. Last year, his poor state was mainly due to the sexual assault case in Eagle County, but this year it is due to the Lakers' record. Although

His current personal data is soaring, but his performance as an independent leader is so poor that people are still full of criticism against him.

Although the All-Star Game is over, the NBA's official promotion activities are not. After the game, Yao Ming participated in the Denver premiere of "The Year of Yao".

_______________Chen Kun style segmentation————

It’s the end of the month again, and based on previous experience, I may be audited again. I’ll be prepared, and so will everyone.

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