CHAPTER THREE The Selection of the Princeton Tigers
If this young white man named Sheldon Cooper (please allow me to pay tribute to Jim Parsons, the star of The Big Bang Theory) had not found the ID from a pile of trash, Scott Weidman would have even believed in the coming of God.
Nor would they believe that this guy nicknamed the Sleeping Groundhog is a professor in the Department of Computer Science at Princeton University and was specially appointed.
Of course, Scott Weidman couldn't figure out why Blake Dolan had to let Sheldon serve as the temporary assistant coach, because the conversation between the three people in Sheldon's room just now made him discover that Sheldon is very interested in basketball.
I'm not sure if it's not round.
"Okay, Blake, since you decided to let Shelton serve as the interim assistant coach, let's go, time is running out." Scott Weidman said to Blake Dolan.
"Okay, Sheldon, bring your computer and let's go to the basketball gym." Blake Dolan stood up and said to Sheldon Cooper.
Sheldon Cooper picked up the Apple notebook on the table and said to the two people standing waiting: "Shall we go?"
"Sheldon, I think no matter how raunchy you are, you should wear oversized shorts instead of Mickey underwear when you go to public places." Blake Doran said with his eyes lowered to the lower part of Sheldon's body.
"Oh! mygad!" Scott Weidman covered his face with his hands in pain. He couldn't imagine how this guy named Sheldon Cooper survived in the army in Afghanistan for so long! Are American soldiers serving in Afghanistan?
No need to wear shorts all the time?
Sheldon Cooper skillfully put on a pair of loose slacks, picked up his notebook again, and said, "Let's go, Captain."
After hearing the last word, Scott Weidman paused for a moment before following the two of them out.
…
Princeton University Basketball Arena
A group of players were doing some training in twos and threes. Of course, they seemed to have no energy at all.
Because not long ago, they watched their old coach Turner fall straight to the ground. Nothing can damage the morale of the team more than the coach being hospitalized just before the game.
"Guys! Come on! We can't let the boys from Hanover underestimate us!" the basketball team captain, senior and starting center Casey Beamont said to his teammates.
"That's right, we have nothing for them to look down on, except ourselves, because even the coach is hiding in the hospital." This was the complaint of shooting guard Harry Foggs.
"You know, I heard that Dartmouth College has a great character this year. My high school classmate studied there, and he told me in an email." Backup small forward Mike Bruce said.
Other players also seemed pessimistic about the first game of the year, because even if the old Turner was not hospitalized, they would only be 50-50 against the Dartmouth College Big Green.
"In a little while, our fans will be entering the stadium. What should we do? Or should we go back to the locker room and be in a daze?" starting power forward Brian Morgan spread his hands and said.
"Okay, let's go back to the locker room." Captain Casey Beamont made the decision.
Just as a group of people were about to leave, the door to the basketball gym opened, and Scott Weidman, known as "Princeton's Mr. Why" by the basketball team members, walked in, followed by two people.
"Good afternoon, kids, Coach Turner was suddenly admitted to the hospital, so we decided to find an interim head coach and interim assistant coach, the two behind me. Allow me to introduce to you, Blake Dolan.
And Sheldon Cooper."
With that said, Scott Weidman stepped aside and Blake Dolan took two steps forward and stood in front of all the members of the Princeton Tigers.
"Children, coach Blake Dolan will lead you to victory, but I have to excuse you and make it clear that you must maintain enough respect for the two interim coaches."….
After saying that, Scott Weidman whispered to Blake Dolan: "Sorry, I need to leave for a while, the game is about to start, and I also need to explain to the school about Coach Turner's sudden hospitalization. You can try and
This group of kids communicates and they are all good kids."
"I will, Mr. Widman." Black Dolan looked at the team members and said softly.
"Good luck!" Scott Weidman quickly left the basketball hall. For him, it was enough for him to have one person take over the position of head coach. As for the outcome, it was left to others to worry about.
The door to the basketball stadium was closed again. Blake Dolan looked at the players in the distance who still looked like they were about to leave and said, "No one told you to stand perfectly at attention in front of the coach and assemble!"
The players quickly stood up in front of Blake Dolan and Sheldon Cooper. Blake Dolan frowned:
"The way you stand is more disgusting than the peanut butter stuck to the floor, and the way a cripple stands is better than you!"
One player raised his arms and shouted: "Mr. Interim Head Coach, you are viciously attacking us!"
Black Dolan motioned for him to put down his hands, and then said: "I have no intention of attacking you, because you are too weak to be attacked. By the way, the cripple is standing in front of you now, that is me!"
Everyone on the basketball team stared wide-eyed and didn't realize which leg Blake Dolan was lame on, so they could only remain silent in the end.
There was a loud grinding sound, and Black Dolan turned around and found Sheldon Cooper pulling two chairs over from a distance, then sat down calmly and put his laptop on the other chair.
"Before listening to your introduction, I need you to adjust your standing posture, because I don't want to hear a bunch of shit introducing myself to me!" Black Dolan turned around and looked at everyone expressionlessly.
"Sir! We are just students, just ordinary basketball players. There is no need to nail ourselves to the floor like soldiers!" A player raised his hands and shouted.
"Good! During my time as a coach, you will find that there is no difference between the two professions!" Blake Dolan said: "You will not be able to see the difference unless you are dead, because soldiers wear national flags, but you do not."
"Sir! What is Coach Cooper behind you doing? Showing us his latest Apple laptop?" a player shouted, raising his hand.
"He's as disgusting as a slug." Harry Fergus whispered. Black Doran glanced at him and said nothing.
It can be seen that the players are not interested in these two temporary candidates.
"It didn't take long for you to figure out what he was doing," Black Dolan said.
As he finished speaking, Sheldon Cooper's voice sounded: "Blake, get it, Princeton University's cybersecurity system is as bad as Afghanistan's air defense."
Blake Dolan showed a smile and said to the players in front of him: "In this game I am coaching, Sheldon Cooper will be my assistant coach. You can call him Coach Cooper. Don't you really want to?"
Do you know why he brought his laptop to the basketball hall? It's simple. He just entered Princeton University's dormitory management system. If we win this game, you will find that Princeton University ranks in the top five when you return to the dormitory.
Ten beauties will become your neighbors. If you lose the game, the area around your dormitory will turn into a fat woman concentration camp. You need to make a choice whether you will die fighting on the court or be crushed to death by the diligent fat women."
