(This is the second update. If there are no accidents, I will update 8,000 words today. If there are any accidents, it will be 6,000 or 10,000 words. I’m still drunk... I’m sorry)
Charles Oakley, even if this guy is standing in a suit at the press conference, the media reporters will stay away from him as much as possible, because they don't know which of their questions will make this Oakley dad unhappy, and then they can copy whatever they want to blow themselves up.
of balls.
As we all know, this gangster old dog has no good temper. The murders that took place in Rucker Park two years ago are still fresh in our minds. Just because a group of streetball enthusiasts playing in Rucker Park disturbed us, Oak Daddy, could not sleep peacefully, so he copied
A huge shovel used to turn soil rushed to Rucker Park, killing all the poor street ballers, including Raf Alston, who played for the Raptors last season, until
Now, the street boys in New York can't help but ache when the name Charles Oakley is mentioned. The most important thing is that a pair of gay men in Rucker Park were the most innocent that night. They did not play ball and had never been to Rucker Park before, but they were
The beating was the worst. In the dark night, the shovel of the old oak broke one of the two's balls. However, the ending of the gay couple was happy, because according to follow-up reports, one of them broke his only remaining ball.
Donated it to my lover...
In short, the NBA history of Charles Oakley is a history of battles. Even Laimbeer, the king of villains of the Pistons, did not dare to confront him head-on. He just relied on people to trick him once, but Laimbeer was still beaten afterwards.
The Two Mouths of Charles Oakley.
Every reporter doesn't want to be like Big Dog Robinson in 1994. Just because the old Oak man was unhappy with Robinson before the game, he stepped forward and slapped Big Dog Robinson twice in the mouth, and then faced the Milwaukee Bucks who pounced on him.
As a member of the team, this oak tree daddy swung a pair of barbells and scared everyone away.
In the center of the press conference, Blake Dolan, as the general manager of the team, talked to the media. Although he was tired of these hypocritical press conferences, this was a necessary procedure in the NBA:
"Patrick Ewing and Charles Oakley are both Knicks players. It is natural for them to become assistant coaches of this team. Their lives have been inseparable from the New York Knicks. Most importantly, their experience can bring to the Knicks
Their experience and skills are worth learning from today’s players.”
When Blake Dolan finished speaking, the media quickly surrounded Patrick Ewing:
"I heard that the Houston Rockets also sent you an invitation to be an assistant coach. What did you consider when making your choice? Why did you think of the Knicks?"
Patrick Ewing is all smiles:
"There is absolutely no doubt about my affection for New York. This is my hometown. I have been here for fifteen years and I have considered myself a New Yorker. I am very grateful to coach Jeff Van Gundy for the invitation. He is a great coach.
However, when it comes to the choice between home and Houston, I prefer to stay in New York. Moreover, the manager of the Knicks, Mr. Blake Dolan, also expressed his sincerity and moved me. He faxed me dozens of pages of his opinion.
The Knicks' future tactical design, I can see that he is working hard, he needs me, I watched Blake Dolan grow up, he is like my child, now, he has grown up, telling me that he needs me
It is my duty to make my final contribution to the Knicks. I will always be a Knick because my jersey hangs above Madison."
Charles Oakley waited on the rostrum for a long time but did not wait for the reporter to interview him. The old Oakley simply walked off the stage and stood next to a reporter to ask questions:
“Boy, don’t you want to ask me why I’m here?”….
The reporter didn't ask carefully until he confirmed that Charles Oakley was not holding anything in his hand:
"Sorry, I planned to ask you this question after interviewing Mr. Patrick Ewing. As far as I know, you were still playing for the Washington Wizards last season. You can definitely sign with a team next season and continue playing. Your physical fitness is very good.
OK? What made you make that decision?”
The respectful attitude of this young reporter made our Oak tree dad enjoy it very much. He stood in front of the reporter and said:
"First, if I were a player, I don't think you would ask me questions like this in my life. Second, my buddy, Pat has been an assistant coach for one season. He has done a good job coaching those players on the team.
I can do that as a rookie big man, and you know, he and I are in different positions. I can contribute more to the forward players on the team, letting them know when to move their feet and how to understand the coach's instructions more quickly.
Tactical intentions, and Mr. Blake Dolan believes that the Knicks should increase their hardness, and I, the blacksmith with the hammer, am responsible for increasing the hardness of the Knicks."
Perhaps it was Charles Oakley's gentle manner that made this reporter forget that the veteran in suits and ties holding the microphone in front of him was the NBA's number one murderer, and he unconsciously became tricky when he asked:
"In what ways do you think you can help the coaching staff? The word hardness is a bit general."
"Make those little guys obedient! Train them hard! Let them know how to focus on the tactical board in the locker room instead of listening to music with headphones on. Tell those bastards not to smoke marijuana in the locker room with their bare butts after taking a shower!"
If they don't listen, they will quickly understand the word hardness!" said Charles Oakley.
Sam Presti, who was sitting on the rostrum not far away, glanced at Charles Oakley and reluctantly averted his eyes. He regretted letting Blake Dolan drag this guy to the Knicks club.
However, Black Dolan seemed to hear what Charles Oakley said clearly, and actually smiled in Oakley's direction. It seemed that what Charles Oakley said couldn't be more correct.
Tina Leslie, the beautiful female press officer of the Knicks Club, looked at the content of Charles Oakley's speech in her hand and couldn't help but rub her forehead. This old guy did not deal with reporters according to the content she provided him.
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At the same time as this press conference was held, Daryl Morey and Rodney Hurd had already separated. Daryl Morey went to the distant Barcelona, Spain, while Rodney Hurd went to the Washington Wizards.
, although the door to the summer trading market has not yet opened, for the Knicks, their cleaning activities have already begun.
After the press conference here, the team's assistant manager Sam Preston will also fly to Los Angeles, pass the Los Angeles Clippers manager Elgin Baylor, and have a drink with Clippers owner Donald Sterling.
Let’s have a cup of coffee and chat about the lottery picks in this year’s draft.
At the press conference at this moment, Sheldon Cooper ignored the media in front of him and sat on the podium staring at the laptop in front of him. On it, the player configuration of the Chicago Bulls was displayed. He was using his own unique method.
, trying to digitize these and find out the needs of the Chicago Bulls.
The Knicks' purge plan surrounding this season's draft is about to begin.
