There are not many people traveling in summer, and there are too many trains going to Beijing from south to north, so there are many empty seats in the carriages of this train.
Yao Chushun didn't need to find someone to change his seat, so he sat opposite Xu Zhengyang.
But his arrival made the middle-aged aunt with gold and silver and heavy makeup who was sitting opposite Xu Zhengyang leave helplessly and disgustedly, and found an empty seat in the distance to sit down. There was no other way, Yao Chushun
His appearance and clothing were really a bit unbearable. Moreover, Xu Zhengyang extremely suspected that Yao Chushun, in addition to being lewd and lustful, also had extremely advanced tastes. Previously, Yao Chushun even glanced at that person from time to time with a meaningful look in his eyes.
A middle-aged aunt who has no charm but is smeared with age and is a bit scary.
I don’t know if Yao Chushun deliberately used this method to force the aunt away, or if he really has different tastes.
Of course, Xu Zhengyang didn't express any opinions on this. He just had a headache because of his "fateful" coincidence that he bumped into Yao Chushun during his trip to the capital.
The reason why I have a headache is because sitting next to "Gu Ye" is too eye-catching.
At this time, Mr. Gu was feasting on a roast chicken. His hands were covered with grease, and his lips and beard were already shiny. From time to time, he would pick up the beer bottle on the small table and pour a few swigs into his mouth.
Mouth, if it weren't for his cruel appearance, he would have the heroic look of a Liangshan hero.
"Zhengyang, stop tinkering with that crap, it's boring! Come here, drink wine, eat meat..." Yao Chushun said to Xu Zhengyang while chewing on the chicken thighs.
Xu Zhengyang ignored Yao Chushun's politeness. He was concentrating on studying the functions of the dark blue Nokia 3310 mobile phone he just bought.
While waiting in the waiting hall of the train station, Xu Zhengyang thought about it. The look in Li Binghe's eyes before leaving made him feel very inferior. Now that he is a rich man, how can he not get a mobile phone to use it? So
He made an immediate decision, ran to the mobile phone mall opposite the train station, and spent more than three hundred dollars to buy this mobile phone.
Even Xu Zhengyang, who has never used a mobile phone, knows that this mobile phone has been eliminated by the rapidly developing technological era.
But it's cheap! And I heard people say that this Nokia thing is so durable that if it falls to the ground it will fall apart, but it can still be used when put together.
So Xu Zhengyang bought this brand new old-fashioned mobile phone that was about to be eliminated from the market under the slightly disdainful eyes of the shop owner.
Not to mention, mobile phones are really fun.
The old-timer Xu Zhengyang pressed this phone back and forth in his hands like a treasure, and looked through the manual from time to time. He felt very happy. If it weren't for the fact that there was no phone installed at home, he would have really planned to call home immediately and tell him
Mom and Dad just bought a mobile phone. If anything happens in the future, please call this number...
Yao Chushun finally became impatient with Xu Zhengyang's high spirits. He took out a roll of fingers from his old travel bag, wiped the handles randomly, then took out a silver-gray Motorola flip phone from his trouser pocket, and snapped it.
Throwing it on the small table, he said disdainfully: "What's so interesting about such a broken mobile phone? Look at this, the latest model, with a camera that can take photos and videos..."
"Huh?" Xu Zhengyang was stunned for a moment, put down his mobile phone, and picked up the mobile phone thrown by Yao Chushun with doubts. He took a closer look at it and pressed it a few times, and found that it was a genuine product.
It was not something used to deceive people and show off. So he looked at Yao Chushun with more and more doubts.
"never seen it?"
"Um."
"Can't play?"
"Um."
"Country bumpkin." Yao Chushun spit on the ground immorally, rolled his eyes and said arrogantly: "It's more than five thousand yuan."
"Where did you steal it?" Xu Zhengyang asked suspiciously.
"Bah, bah, I bought this. Do you want me to go back and get the invoice to show you?" Yao Chushun glared at Xu Zhengyang dissatisfied, picked up the bottle of wine and drank another gulp, then picked up the chicken legs and gnawed them.
He said disdainfully: "I'm not talking about you. A country bumpkin like you doesn't know how to spend money and doesn't know how to enjoy life. If you buy a mobile phone, you will buy the cheapest one. With all that money saved, you can
Baby or what?"
Xu Zhengyang was a little embarrassed by the crowd. He shook his head with a smile, put down Yao Chushun's cell phone, and picked up his own cell phone to continue studying.
"Hey, let me drink. I can't finish eating and drinking." Yao Chushun chewed the chicken in his mouth and said vaguely: "I bought it for two people. Well, it's such a hot day.
It will go bad if you don’t finish it, so eat it quickly..."
Yao Chushun had a loud voice and was spitting everywhere. He sat cross-legged on the seat and showed his teeth and claws. Coupled with his shocking appearance and sloppy clothes, he was really eye-catching in the carriage.
Xu Zhengyang curled his lips and looked around the car with a grimace, so the people who were looking at them with contempt and disgust turned their heads.
"Okay, please keep your voice down." Xu Zhengyang helplessly picked up a bottle of beer that Yao Chushun had opened for him on the table, poured a few sips into his mouth, and then said: "I said Mr. Gu
, are you a rich person or a poor person?"
Yao Chushun was stunned for a moment, then wiped his mouth with his hand and said, "I'm just a pauper."
This was said with quite a bit of momentum, quite naturally, and even a bit of pride.
"Then... isn't this a waste?" Xu Zhengyang consoled him kindly: "A mobile phone is just for making phone calls. Aren't three hundred yuan and five thousand yuan worth of things just for making a phone call?
Also, you said you bought so much food and drink..."
"Stop, stop, let me ask you..." Yao Chushun waved his hand impatiently to stop Xu Zhengyang from continuing, and asked instead: "What do you make money for?"
"Uh... I understand what you want to say, but we can't waste it." Xu Zhengyang shook his head and sighed.
"Country bumpkin!" Yao Chushun snorted, tilted his neck and said, "Do you know what life is?"
Xu Zhengyang didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so he raised the bottle to signal, drank a few sips of beer, and then continued to study his mobile phone.
Yao Chushun didn't care about Xu Zhengyang's attitude. After burping, he opened another bottle of beer. Probably because he couldn't drink it for a while, he put it on the table, leaned back on the chair and squinted out of the car window.
On the other hand, he muttered: "We are almost arriving at Shishi, the provincial capital. The beef dumplings at Shishi Railway Station are amazing. I will buy two drawers in a while...".
Xu Zhengyang raised his eyelids and glanced at Yao Chushun, thinking that this old guy's belly didn't look big, so he could really accommodate things.
There was a surge of warmth in his mind, and Xu Zhengyang trembled comfortably, and his right hand felt numb. The jade local record suddenly appeared, and he squeezed the phone so hard that he almost dropped it. Fortunately, Xu Zhengyang had quick eyes and quick hands, and he quickly reached down with his left hand to retrieve the phone.
This way, the tragedy of the new phone being dropped was avoided.
"Hey, Zhengyang, let me see what kind of family heirloom you have this time!" Yao Chushun drank too much wine and had already forgotten Xu Zhengyang's taboo at the train station. He didn't wipe it with his
He scratched his messy hair like a thatched nest with his clean oily hands and said dissatisfied: "You said you are a real person. Since it is a family heirloom and you don't want others to see it, don't always take it out to show off. This is not seduction.
Human soul? Also, it’s like magic every time... Hey, how did you do it? I don’t see where you take it out, and I don’t see where you put it every time."
Seeing the excited light in Yao Chushun's small triangular eyes that were red due to the stimulation of alcohol, and listening to what he said, Xu Zhengyang really had no temper at all. This old man seemed to care about things like treasures.
He has extremely fanatical hobbies.
"Then, let me show it to you, don't damage it." Xu Zhengyang handed the local record over and said smoothly: "Help me see which era it is from."
Anyway, Xu Zhengyang is not worried that Yao Chushun will see the handwriting or pictures on the local record, because he found that once the local record is out of his hands, it will become like ordinary jade. And Xu Zhengyang guesses, even if it is in his own hand,
If you hold it inside and show it to others, most ordinary people will not be able to see anything else on it.
As for the reason for such speculation, it is very simple. How can the things of God be seen by ordinary people?
However, Xu Zhengyang will not try to see if his guess is correct for the time being.
"Okay, okay, no problem." Yao Chushun took it carefully in his hand with excitement on his face, staring at the jade in his hand with his eyes shining brightly, as if a pervert had seen a naked beauty, and said perfunctorily:
"What a good thing. Let me take a closer look. Hey, I really can't tell..."
Yao Chushun seemed to be very interested. He put the jade on the table, took out toilet paper and wiped his hands vigorously, then picked it up again and studied the jade seriously.
How could there be any sign of not doing anything right and living a decadent and idle life?
Seeing Yao Chushun's serious look, Xu Zhengyang was no longer in the mood to study his mobile phone. He picked up the bottle and drank slowly, with a dumbfounded expression on his face.
Recording something like this locally will probably bring you a lot of trouble in the future, magician?
Since the ghost that drove Wang Zhu harmed Han Dashan's family, and then Han Dashan's family went to the Earth Temple to burn incense, worship, and kowtow to plead guilty, these days, there are often villagers and even villagers from other villages who heard that the Earth God appeared.
Come and offer incense. This makes Xu Zhengyang really annoyed, because every time someone burns incense and kowtows in petition, he will feel it in his mind, and the local record will pop up from the palm of his hand at any time.
Although the feeling of being offered and worshiped every time was indeed very refreshing, so refreshing that he didn't know how to describe it, it was troublesome after all, and the local recordings came out of his hands suddenly every time, which was very worrying.
. It’s not that I’m worried about it jumping out and falling to the ground. After all, as long as I don’t think about letting go of that thing, it will grow in the palm of my hand like my own fingers. What Xu Zhengyang is worried about is that it seems to appear out of thin air every time.
Such a situation is so eye-catching.
Not to mention these things that happened to me.
Just talking about the people who annoyed him so much by burning incense and kowtow in worship and petition really made Xu Zhengyang extremely helpless. It is not easy to be a land god. There are too many big things and trivial matters, and people never seem to go.
Consider whether your request is reasonable, whether the land god is embarrassed, whether he will agree, or even whether he might get angry over it, so the gain outweighs the loss...
So far, nothing has made Xu Zhengyang, a land god who is not doing his job, feel the need to help.
It is true that apart from being able to drive ghosts and having a pair of clairvoyant eyes, he seems to have no other ability to help people fulfill their wishes.
Examples are as follows:
1. The wife of the Wang family kowtows and prays, hoping that the land god can bless her men and sons, and that everyone working outside can earn double wages. Well, this is understandable, but you hope that the land god will bless your family over there.
The boss was confused and gave you more money. Is this a bit too much?
2. Zhao Laoguang’s wife Xiangqin asked the Earth God to bless her son Zhao Lin to marry a beautiful, gentle, virtuous, capable, filial, honest... daughter-in-law. The Earth God is really so capable, I must find one for myself first.
Such a perfect wife!
3. An old lady in Lucun led her daughter-in-law and granddaughter-in-law to offer a few clean apples to the family. After burning incense and worshiping them, she actually hoped that the land god could help their granddaughter-in-law get pregnant early.
, and it’s about conceiving twins, a dragon and a phoenix... Guanyin will get angry after hearing this!
4. There are also a few people in the village who are said to be involved in the underworld in Fuhe City. They are in their forties, thirties, and twenties. One night, they drove two cars and arrived outside the Tutu Temple.
, set off fireworks, offer offerings, burn incense, and worship. They actually want the land god to bless them with good luck when they do bad things and after they are immoral. Damn it, is this something that Mr. Guan should take care of?
…
There are all kinds of things like this. Anyway, it is the lack of people's hearts and serious selfish thoughts that makes Xu Zhengyang either angry or not angry. He thinks to himself what is wrong with these people now? Bad people pray for God to protect them from doing bad things, and unfilial wives pray for help.
God bless the parents-in-law to die soon, and the man with a bit of money to bless him to find some mistresses as soon as possible...