Chapter 330 Who are you laughing at when the strange child is born?
The busy farming season in May is coming soon. The sun in the clear sky has become fierce.
In the golden wheat fields, combine harvesters are busy shuttling among them. People carry their bags, drive tractors or three-wheelers and stay in the fields, waiting to pull back the wheat.
What is different from previous years is that the topic of chat among the villagers in Shuanghe Village in the fields is no longer about this year's crops, but the focus is on the Xu family's precious daughter-in-law. I heard that it is time to give birth.
.Tsk, tsk, Yuan Suqin has long been promoted in the village, and he is a leader. Hey, he was born in the Xu family, this child is very lucky...
Speaking of big news events that are making waves all over the world, for the vast majority of people in rural areas, they are just passing by. Who will worry about those things? They are far away from us!
It’s better to think more about things nearby.
For example, where is the daughter-in-law of Xu Neng's family undergoing confinement this time? Should we all take time to go there and have a look, and buy something to take with us?
Topics such as this are what they focus on.
Because of the big revelations made by Gurirya and two of his closest associates, the world's major media called it news that shook the entire earth. Yes, it directly led to more than a dozen countries, including several superpowers, being
Being involved in it, the diplomacy was in a big dilemma.
What's more, they even intensified their troops and began to prepare for the worst-case war.
In particular, some small countries that are caught in the cracks of big countries have to be anxious and fully prepared. Because they know very well that if these big countries really want to go to war, the war will only ignite in small countries, not in small countries.
Involving the territory of the country.
Of course, no one wants war and will only try to solve problems through diplomatic channels.
In such a complicated situation, the senior officials in the capital have remained extraordinarily calm. Because after this incident, all the initiative is in their own hands. As the saying goes, you can travel all over the world with reason, even if you are
No matter how strong the country is, no matter how unreasonable it was in the past, but this time... doesn't it still have to be restrained?
However, things must calm down at some point and cannot remain like this.
Therefore, the big shots in the capital are now considering how to obtain greater benefits when this incident is completely over without intensifying or even breaking out a war.
And Xu Zhengyang, the real mastermind behind this incident, has long since put aside these messy things and stopped thinking about it. Anyway, the thing is done, you can do the rest as you like. I don't have the leisure now.
I went to help him figure it out. As for the outcome, no one is stupid. At least he is smarter than Xu Zhengyang. I think it will be safer to deal with these problems.
Around twelve noon.
Outside a delivery room prepared separately by the Obstetrics and Gynecology Department of Fuhe Municipal People's Hospital a few days in advance.
Li Bingjie had just been sent to the delivery room, and Xu Zhengyang was pacing back and forth in the corridor. He clasped his hands together and rubbed them, with an excited smile on his face. Logically speaking, for a person of his status, coupled with his unique and transcendent state,
I shouldn't be so excited and excited, it's really a bit embarrassing.
But Xu Zhengyang’s character is like this, so why should he care about status and face at this time?
Happy is happy, what? Of course, he is still a little nervous... After this son is born, he will not be a monster like his mother!
Yuan Suqin and Jiang Lan couldn't sit still. They stood by the wall with their hands clasped, with smiles on their faces and a hint of nervousness. They eagerly opened the closed door of the delivery room; apart from the three of them, there were other
There were also couples Zhu Jun, Qing Ling, and Li Chengzhong, and a few stern men wearing sunglasses.
In the corridor of the hospital, Wang Yongyong led a dozen gloomy ghost servants, holding the soul-beating ruler and preparing for the attack.
The hospital has already received the notice from above. The person giving birth to the child is not an ordinary person. You must be careful and careful without any negligence.
It was really not Xu Zhengyang's original intention to create such a huge battle.
The guards were personally arranged by Li Ruiyu, while the ghost officers were ordered by Li Haidong.
As for the reason, it is said that it is because the current international situation is quite special, and senior figures are afraid that some special departments will target Xu Zhengyang and use despicable means to do some evil things.
It is true that after the foreign agents and espionage departments noticed Xu Zhengyang, they have not been able to see what Xu Zhengyang has done. However, through some information and comprehensive analysis of all aspects, it can be concluded that Xu Zhengyang is likely to have something to do with someone.
These events are directly related...
Xu Zhengyang really didn't care much. What could happen to his one-third of an acre of land?
As the old saying goes, don't be afraid of ten thousand, just be afraid of the eventuality. It is always better to be more prepared.
The doctors at the hospital were really helpless. Logically speaking, if a noble person like this had a baby, they would choose the safest caesarean section, but the mother-to-be wanted to give birth naturally.
If not for anything else, it’s because vaginal delivery is good for the baby.
Yes, the hospital can only accept it anxiously and is fully prepared to deal with any eventuality.
An hour has passed since Li Bingjie entered the delivery room.
But the signs of strong contractions that were about to give birth suddenly became less obvious, and Li Bingjie no longer felt any pain. However, the condition of the fetus in her body was very good, and there were no signs of anything wrong.
The doctors were so anxious that they were sweating profusely, and Li Bingjie also felt strange.
Outside, Jiang Lan, Yuan Suqin, and Xu Zhengyang stretched their necks so hard that they were a little worried.
An obstetrician and gynecologist came out, took off his mask and said with embarrassment and embarrassment: "Now there are no symptoms of uterine contractions, the heartbeat and breathing of the fetus in the body are very good, and the bone seams are fully opened... But the fetus just won't go down."
Let’s go, I recommend a caesarean section, are your family members..."
"Then let's have a caesarean section, why are you hesitating?" Jiang Lan and Yuan Suqin said in unison.
Xu Zhengyang also nodded and said: "Where to sign? I'll sign it."
At this moment, a nurse hurriedly opened the door and said: "It's time to give birth, it's time to give birth..."
The doctor didn't care to speak and quickly turned around and rushed back.
…
Still not born.
Doctors, nurses and family members, while anxious and worried, couldn't help but wonder in their hearts, is this fetus deliberately tormenting people?
The problem is, everything is in good condition, but when you are about to have a caesarean section, you have obvious symptoms of labor. If you perform a caesarean section again, other problems may arise.
Busy and busy, Li Bingjie couldn't stand the tossing, and said with tears, "I really can't bear the caesarean section..." The family members outside also urged them to have a caesarean section, caesarean section, and so on.
, but don’t let anything happen. What did your doctor do? You have been asked to operate to take out the child a long time ago. It has been more than half an hour!
If something goes wrong, can you take responsibility?
The doctor cried in his heart, we can't afford it! Little ancestor, are you going to come out or not? Otherwise we will really operate...
Xu Zhengyang couldn't bear it anymore, and his spiritual consciousness entered the delivery room out of his body, comforting Li Bingjie in her thoughts while she was covered in sweat.
At this time, he saw that the doctor was about to inject an anesthetic. Xu Zhengyang felt more and more sorry for his wife. After all, he was operating on the body, and he would suffer a lot after the operation. Xu Zhengyang couldn't help cursing in his heart: "Little bastard, if you don't come out, your father and I will
Just, I'll just...can't you get out?"
"Ah, ah, it hurts..." Li Bingjie suddenly shouted again.
"It's time to give birth, it's time to give birth..." the nurse shouted again.
The two obstetricians and gynecologists shed tears. Hey, little ancestor, aren’t you trying to make people miserable?
However, they and the nurses were not allowed to assist in the birth again. They heard Li Bingjie cry out in pain again, and then the doctors and nurses were surprised to find that the baby was born...
The doctor hurriedly dealt with the next business, and also had to check the child quickly, because... he didn't cry.
It’s so scary!
Xu Zhengyang's consciousness stood aside and looked at this little guy with blood stains on his body. He was also a little confused. Why didn't he cry?
The baby's physical examination was carried out in the shortest possible time. It was very good! Very good.
The doctors and nurses wondered whether this was one of the rare children who was born without crying. Or...could this child have a vocal cord problem?
The nurse and doctor holding the child looked at each other with tears of grievance in their hearts. They couldn't blame us.
At this moment, the little guy opened his eyes, glanced to the side of the delivery bed, then looked at Li Bingjie lying on the bed, and opened his mouth, as if... he was smiling?
Everyone was stunned.
The little guy quickly proved with actual actions that it was not just a fake, but a real laugh, because he giggled loudly.
God!
I’ve seen babies cry after birth, I’ve seen babies that don’t cry and need emergency treatment because of some special symptoms, and I’ve heard of legends about babies who don’t cry after birth. But I’ve never heard of it, let alone seen it, so I’ve just seen it.
It’s fun to make a sound…
Li Bingjie looked at the little baby stupidly. Is this her son? Is he smiling at herself?
Standing beside the bed, Xu Zhengyang's consciousness was also confused and full of helplessness. He was so stupid... He was really a pervert. Wait, does this seem to be scolding himself?
After a long while, the doctors and nurses finally came to their senses and showed surprised smiles. Then they carried the baby to Li Bingjie and said with a bright smile:
"Quickly, let mom see your son smiling at you right after he was born."
Who has ever heard such a crisp and childish baby's laughter? Who has ever seen such an extremely childish smile?
A doctor standing nearby exclaimed: "Why are you still standing there? Hurry up and take the child to clean it and weigh it..."
The little nurse quickly carried the child and walked to the side room.
Another doctor took off his mask, his eyebrows were bent with joy, and said: "I think it's at least eight pounds..."
…
When the doctors and nurses in the delivery room finally came to their senses and were happy and excited, Xu Zhengyang, who was leaning against the wall in the corridor outside and had his eyes closed, opened his eyes, showed a helpless smile with a hint of sweetness, and exhaled softly.
In one breath, he said: "Give birth..."
"Ah? She gave birth? She gave birth?"
Yuan Suqin and Jiang Lan quickly gathered around to ask and confirm.
Xu Zhengyang's words are of course completely reliable. He is very human.
"Yeah." Xu Zhengyang nodded.
"Thank God, thank God. God of the land bless..." Yuan Suqin clasped her hands together, excitedly.
Jiang Lan also let out a heavy breath, smiled and whispered to her mother-in-law: "My mother-in-law, don't thank me for this or that. Why don't I thank you for being such a good son?"
"Hey, the one who deserves the most thanks is Bing Jie." Yuan Suqin smiled, and then she realized the other meaning of what her mother-in-law said just now. It's not that bad. I really have to thank my family Zhengyang.
"Why hasn't the doctor come out yet?" Jiang Lan asked doubtfully.
Yuan Suqin nodded quickly, "Yes, yes, how much does this child weigh? Does he look like his father or his mother?"
As soon as he finished speaking, the door of the delivery room opened, and a little nurse came out holding the tightly wrapped little guy. With an excited and joyful smile on his face, he said repeatedly: "Eight pounds and two ounces, fat boy! Congratulations.
!" While talking, the nurse hurriedly walked to the advanced ward with the child in her arms.
Yuan Suqin and Jiang Lan hesitated for a moment, then told Xu Zhengyang to stay and wait for Li Bingjie. Their parents went to the ward first.
The exhausted Li Bingjie's hair stuck to her forehead one by one, with a smile on her face and she could hardly open her eyes.
When they returned to the ward and were carried to the bed, Yuan Suqin was holding her grandson in her arms. Jiang Lan was watching with a smile, and from time to time she thought about reaching out to hug her grandson instead.
"In-laws, look at how handsome this child is, like Bing Jie!" Yuan Suqin said with a smile.
"Hey, I think this kid looks like Zhengyang..."
"My dear grandson, grandma is beating her heart, wake up, stop sleeping, and look at grandma..." Yuan Suqin is so beautiful.
The nurse who was helping to clean up the bed finally couldn't bear it anymore and turned around and said with a smile: "Your grandson is really novel. Not only did he not cry when he was born, he also laughed and giggled..."
"ah?"
Yuan Suqin and Jiang Lan were both stunned.
Li Chengzhong's wife and Miss Qingling also looked at each other. Is this true?
"Really, if you don't believe me, ask the child's mother. At that time, the child was glancing at her mother and smiling." The little nurse was very excited when she mentioned it.
Seeing everyone's doubtful eyes turning to her, Li Bingjie also smiled helplessly and nodded slightly. Her eyelids were so heavy that she could hardly lift them up, but she was reluctant to fall asleep, as if she was afraid that she would not be able to see her child when she woke up.
"It's true, oh, oh, grandma, that baby bump, come on, don't fall asleep, wake up, open your eyes and give grandma a smile, let grandma see..." Yuan Suqin was so happy that her eyes almost disappeared from laughter.
Jiang Lan also called softly: "Open your eyes, grandma, and see how you smile."
The little guy actually opened his eyes, but instead of smiling, he curled his lips with an obviously dissatisfied expression, glared at his grandma and grandma, then closed his eyes and continued to sleep.
The two parents looked at each other and burst into laughter.
"Quickly, call his grandpa in Beijing." Yuan Suqin suddenly thought of this matter and hurriedly urged her relatives.
"Oh, yes, you should also call the child's grandfather quickly!"
…
After comforting his wife and falling asleep, Xu Zhengyang didn't have the chance to pick up the child from the hands of his mother and mother-in-law, so he walked out of the ward and walked towards the bathroom at the end of the corridor with a smile amidst the cheers of everyone.
Lighting a cigarette, Xu Zhengyang wondered if he really needed to find out the child's past life identity.
It's really weird.
As the state god of the human world and the southeastern Yama of the underworld, it is certainly not difficult for Xu Zhengyang to find out which dead ghost the child was reincarnated from.
It's just that Xu Zhengyang didn't think it was necessary in the past. Firstly, no matter which ghost was lucky enough to be reincarnated as his son, it would be a blessing, and all the memories of the previous life would disappear, so there was really no need to pursue it anymore; secondly, this in itself
It's not appropriate. If the details found out are inappropriate, wouldn't I be upset?
But now...
After smoking, Xu Zhengyang put out the cigarette butt, then turned to Zhu Jun who was standing outside and said, "Don't let anyone come in and disturb me."
"Yes." Zhu Jun responded.
Xu Zhengyang stood in front of the bathroom window, his consciousness left his body, and he instantly entered the Yama Hall in the southeast of the underworld. He looked up at the plaque and asked in a deep voice: "Check, who is the reincarnation of my son in the human world?"
Come on, is there anything wrong..."
The golden light suddenly glowed on the plaque, and soon a line of clear golden fonts appeared:
This child was not reincarnated by a ghost. He was destined to live in this world and is not limited by reincarnation in the three realms.
Xu Zhengyang was very suspicious and frowned: "Then where did he come from?"
"The spiritual energy of Xu Zhengyang, the God of the Human Realm, was gathered together..."
"He, he is God?"
"Demigod."
"Oh, just like me..." Xu Zhengyang curled his lips, he really gave birth to such a freak.
I wonder what kind of disaster this little brat will be when he grows up? Xu Zhengyang shook his head in confusion, and with a flash of consciousness, he left the underworld and returned to the human world.
…
Xu Neng had actually been smoking outside the hospital, waiting for the birth of his grandson. As soon as he received a call from his wife, he immediately put out the cigarette, ran to the bathroom on the first floor, washed his face, and took out the once
I took a sex cup, a toothbrush and toothpaste, brushed my teeth to remove the odor, and went upstairs happily.
In the ward, the doctor checked the child and Li Bingjie again and left the ward after confirming that the mother and child were healthy.
When Xu Neng came to the ward, the hospital leaders and the two obstetricians and gynecologists who were responsible for delivering the baby came in with some nutritional supplements to congratulate her.
Yuan Suqin took the red envelope she had prepared in advance. Doctors, nurses, security personnel, no matter they knew each other or not, everyone had a share in meeting them!
Xu Zhengyang had just returned to the ward, and in his mind Li Haidong and Ouyang Ying asked for permission, hoping to see the child.
"Okay, no problem." Xu Zhengyang said cheerfully.
So Li Haidong and Ouyang Ying entered the ward, stood beside the bed and looked at the baby who was wrapped in a fan quilt and sleeping peacefully with his eyes closed.
Suddenly, the little guy opened his eyes suddenly and glared at Li Haidong and Ouyang Ying.
This action shocked Li Haidong and Ouyang Ying, and Xu Zhengyang was also quite surprised. Could this child... be able to sense something? Oh, by the way, speaking of Li Haidong and Ouyang Ying, they are both Yin gods.
The actual identity and aura of the deity.
Maybe the little guy can't stand the cold breath of Yin Shen and feels uncomfortable?
But it’s not like he’s so angry!
Just when they were stunned, the little guy's lips curled up, and a pair of spiritual eyes burst out with divine light. Ouyang Ying let out a soft "Yeah" and hurriedly stepped back to avoid the little guy's gaze. Although Li Haidong suffered
I couldn't help but feel that the little guy's gaze was a bit dazzling.
Xu Zhengyang hurriedly reached out with his consciousness and gently comforted his son: "Don't be nervous, they are not bad people." He doesn't care about how Li Haidong and Ouyang Ying feel now. He instinctively feels sorry for his son, not to mention the family relationship. After all,
He is a little baby, but you are adults.
The little guy's eyes narrowed for a moment, then he smiled at Xu Zhengyang with a satisfied expression on his face, closed his eyes again and fell asleep.
Li Haidong and Ouyang Ying looked at Xu Zhengyang with embarrassed expressions on their faces.
"Well, ahem, don't say it anymore, don't say it anymore, you go back first." Xu Zhengyang ordered with a wry smile.
Er Yin Shen nodded and left the ward with a look of confusion and ridicule on his face.
In the room, apart from this little guy and Li Bingjie, who was already tired and asleep, the only ones left were Xu Zhengyang, Jiang Lan, Yuan Suqin, Xu Neng, Qing Ling, and Li Chengzhong's wife.
"The baby has been born, and the name has not yet been decided. I say, mother-in-law, you are a learned person, hurry up and think of a good name." Yuan Suqin said softly with a smile.
"Yes, yes." Xu Neng chuckled and nodded in agreement.
Jiang Lan thought for a while, shook his head and said: "I, like you, have been picking and choosing, and I always feel that this name is not good and that name is not good. Alas... when Bingjie wakes up, let them decide together.
.”
"Then Zhengyang, have you thought of a name?" Yuan Suqin glared at her son and said dissatisfiedly: "You are already a father, and you haven't said much about thinking about your child's name all day long. Think about it quickly."
Xu Zhengyang scratched his head.
At this moment, Li Bingjie, who was sleeping, raised her eyelids and said softly: "The child will smile when he is born, or he will be called Xu Xiao."
Jiang Lan hesitated and said: "Boy, this name is a bit soft."
So everyone turned their attention to Xu Zhengyang again.
In fact, Xu Zhengyang likes the name "Xu Xiao" that his wife called "Xu Xiao". Although it is not that outstanding, it is still easy to pronounce. It is okay here. For a person who only has a junior high school education level, but he has seen a lot of it over the past few years, and what it means to ordinary people.
For books that are basically useless, what good name do you expect him to give his child?
It's hard to force someone to do something difficult.
However, Xu Zhengyang suddenly thought in his mind that before this child was born, his father and I had made a big fuss with Tian Tiao and Tian Lui because of him. I wished I had rebelled against Tian Tiao. Only in exchange for Tian Tiao's compromise could the child be safe.
Birth.
So……
Xu Zhengyang said with a calm expression: "Well, add another word after that, Xu Xiaotian."
"Yes." Li Bingjie was the first to nod and smiled with satisfaction.
Jiang Lan also nodded and said: "Okay, Xiaotian, this name is powerful!"
Xu Neng and Yuan Suqin had never thought about this. The name was smooth and pleasant, so they naturally had no objections. They also thought that Zhengyang was becoming more and more promising.
Xu Xiaotian...
I don’t know if after you were born, were you laughing at this world? Or this place, or were you laughing at your parents?