In fact, Xu Zhengyang was also wondering why Wu Feng and Zhong Shan gave him so much face?
Even if he knew that Xu Zhengyang had an unusual connection with the legendary land god, and even if he had made great contributions in the case of the property theft of Haigang Construction Company, he would not take the initiative to show kindness as the director of the police station.
If he has established a good relationship, he has the intention of becoming friends forever? It's a bit much... After all, Xu Zhengyang doesn't know what kind of person Wu Feng is, but Xu Zhengyang still knows very well what kind of temper Zhong Shan is.
This question needs to be asked back.
After returning home after drinking in the evening, Xu Zhengyang lay on the bed and thought about the way the village gentlemen looked at him tonight, and how they were uncharacteristically intimate with his father and almost toasted him. The more he thought about it, the more excited he became.
It’s different when we become the God of Earth! Well, now we are no longer the God of Earth, we are heroes!
Xu Zhengyang was so happy that he couldn't sleep anymore. Taking advantage of the drunkenness, he turned over and sat up, called out the local recorder under the desk lamp, stared at his eyes that were red from the alcohol and asked: "Hey, I don't plan to do anything in the future.
I'm going to change my career in Xiaomi and buy a motorcycle. If I have nothing to do, I can wander around the nine towns and villages in the county every day, looking for treasures, um, just antiques and cultural relics. Isn't it against the rules?"
Local records ignored him.
Xu Zhengyang scratched his head again and asked: "It's so fucking time-consuming. Hey, do you know where in the county there is something like that hidden under the ground?"
The local record still ignored him.
Xu Zhengyang was furious: "Who the hell are you? Damn you! You don't say it when you should say it, and you jump around when you shouldn't say it!"
The local recording screen flashed and the answer was: county recording.
County records? Damn it, I was promoted, and your relationship has also been upgraded.
Xu Zhengyang crossed his legs, lit a cigarette and asked: "Since you have been upgraded from local registration to county registration, you should know more. Tell me how to find the land gods in our county.
If none of them are doing their job properly, where can I find them? By the way, there are probably not many earth temples in the county now..."
The screen on the jade stone that has been upgraded to the county record flashes, and the answer is: Gong Caoduo inspects the location of the land god in the county, and can also summon the land god to come at any time with the county record.
Hey, this saves a lot of trouble! Xu Zhengyang was happy and immediately said: "Then let all the land gods in the county come quickly. Master, oh no, I have something to ask them!"
The light on the white and smooth county records began to flash slowly, as if sending a message.
Xu Zhengyang waited happily and looked forward to it. It would be great if he really recruited all the land gods in the county. Not to mention checking whether they are honest in their posts and whether they have fulfilled their duties, that would be just a small matter.
Important land. The most important thing is to ask them to help find any unowned treasures in various towns and villages... I want to sell them for money! I need a lot of money, the more the better.
Why are you so greedy for money? Are you so eager to get a lot of money? Do you need a proper and reasonable reason?
okay.
Although Xu Zhengyang now has a little money in his hand, when he thinks about that trip to the capital, he feels aggrieved and panicked. Grandma, there is such a world as there is outsider. Look, Ouyang Ying, a little girl, can start a movie.
He bought a BMW, and Huang Chen, who was a few years older than him, also drove an off-road vehicle. Xu Zhengyang didn't know how much it was worth, but he thought it was worth hundreds of thousands.
In other words, all the belongings you own together are, at best, nothing more than what others buy for fun.
Why is that bastard Huang Chen so arrogant? That girl Ouyang Ying is not uglier than my sister, she is still a pretty girl. Why can’t she not be harassed and bullied? Why does she dare to talk to Huang Chen so arrogantly?
What kind of people are challenging? There is also Yu Xuan, who we have not met but talked on the phone with, and speaks so arrogantly...
After all, people have money! They have big money!
Today's society is like this. Once you are rich, you are the boss. Anyone who looks at you has to raise their eyebrows. If they want to offend you, they have to think carefully.
So if you want to completely solve the problem in the capital, so that your sister can go to school in the capital without being bullied, you must first have money! Even if you throw all the money in your money away and pretend to be fat,
Pretend! You have to put on a show, so that the grandsons of those wealthy young men will think about it in their minds when they do bad things!
Of course, judging from the current situation, even if all the belongings are thrown away, it will be enough to scare those in the capital.
So Xu Zhengyang needs a lot of money. Although there are many ways to make money, there seems to be no real way to get rich overnight and quickly get rid of poverty except buying lottery tickets? Time is running out and waits for no one! Fortunately, there is still hope.
Big one, Xu Zhengyang is now in charge of the entire county. How big is the entire Ci County? It has nine towns and ten townships under its jurisdiction! In just one Huaxiang, he caught two gold bars and two
Clay pots worth hundreds of thousands... Now that we are a county, how many treasures can we get?
Xu Zhengyang thought bitterly: Damn it, I am in urgent need of money now. If the land god of any town or town doesn't find a few treasures for me, humph, give me your local records and sell them.
...One is worth 1.8 million!
No, no, that's too much and too mean. Xu Zhengyang shook his head repeatedly, we men can't do such immoral things.
Thinking of immorality, Xu Zhengyang suddenly had a thought that was really harmful and immoral... Recording this kind of jade locally can make a big fuss!
Just when he was laughing sinisterly and secretly cursing himself for thinking of such a despicable and shameless method, the slowly flashing light on the county records dispersed, and the screen flashed, revealing a line of words: Contact interrupted, the county's land gods are not here.
The land belongs to the city and must be reported to the city god immediately. It is really rare that there is no land in the county!
Damn it! They're not even here! Xu Zhengyang's eyes widened in anger, and he was furious. Could it be that this bunch of land gods who were so stupid went out to travel and spend public funds to enjoy life? How dare you neglect your job to such an extent? Do you think that you have achieved great results during this period of time?
Mr. Cao won't come to inspect, so he's absent from work?
Humans can tolerate it, but gods cannot tolerate it, and I cannot tolerate it even more!
Now that I am in urgent need of money, where can I find the time to wander around towns and villages in search of treasures? Ten thousand years is too long, I am seizing the day!
Suddenly, Xu Zhengyang's eyes darkened. Could it be that... he was dead?
"Well, I can't even contact the Land God. I have to report it to the City God. Where can I report it?" Xu Zhengyang asked with a frown.
The county record flashed: It has been reported, but there is no reply from the City God's Office.
Damn it, Xu Zhengyang slapped the table: One soldier is a raging enemy, and a group of generals are raging. With such a boss like Cheng Huang who is not doing his job properly, aren’t all the people below him going to work?
"Can you contact other meritorious officials? Oh, and the judge!"
The county record streamer flashed slowly, and after a while, the streamer faded away, displaying: Contact failed.
Xu Zhengyang went completely crazy, cursing and grinding around the room, grinning like a malicious mad dog, always looking for something to grind his teeth on... Wouldn't this fucking delay things? What if all the gods were so careless about their duties?
If you don't poop while standing in the latrine, wouldn't the world be in chaos?
Huh? No, it’s really a bit of a mess.
Xu Zhengyang scratched his head, what was wrong? He couldn't think clearly for a while. He just felt that he realized something in his heart, but he couldn't catch the fleeting thought.
Just when he was frowning and getting angry, the local record on the table flashed again. Xu Zhengyang walked over and took a look, only to see a line of vermilion fonts on it: In view of the vacancy of the land priest in the county, the meritorious official can have full power.
Acting as the land priest, in charge of the household registration of people, animals and spirits in the county, knowing all the big and small things...
Xu Zhengyang was stunned for a moment, and then asked: "Isn't that going to make me busy? How can I go out? There are hundreds of thousands of people in the county, and as soon as anyone burns incense and kowtows, you jump out, fuck..."
The stream of light in the Jade County Record flashes: if an order is needed, it will be prompted in your mind.
"You mean, if I give you an order, you'll stop jumping around in the future? Just tell me in my head?"
Answer: Yes.
"That's not possible. I have a bunch of nonsense in my mind every day. Isn't it annoying? Is there anything else I can do?"
Answer: The priesthood of Gong Cao is supposed to carry out heaven's principles and assist the earthly creatures.
"I quit!" Xu Zhengyang said angrily.
Yushi County Recorder flashed his eyes and ignored Xu Zhengyang's impulse.
Xu Zhengyang had no choice but to say in a consultative tone: "This way, you will suffer a lot, don't tell me about the big things, and those nonsense and wrong petitions, don't tell me, if there is something big, um,
For example, if there are serious injustices or injustices, can you inform me again? Also, if you offer sacrifices to whomever burns incense and who petitions, just accept it. Why do you have to let me feel good? Feeling good is not a bad thing, but if
If I keep having fun, it will kill me."
There was a flash of light in the county record, and the answer was: Cao Ling is required.
Xu Zhengyang clapped his hands and said solemnly and seriously: "I will order you now, and you will execute it according to my wishes in the future! Well, you have full authority to act on trivial matters!"
Answer: Yes for the time being. However, at the end of each month, the merits need to be reviewed one by one.
"Pick the important ones, I don't have the time to look at them one by one." Xu Zhengyang said with a glare. Only now did he realize that this thing was just an auxiliary to his god, that is, a subordinate, and he had to listen to himself.
Answer: Yes for now.
"That's right!" A proud smile appeared on Xu Zhengyang's face, "Remember, you have to choose useful things to tell me. Oh, by the way, who are you?"
Answer: County records.
Xu Zhengyang said dumbfounded: "That's not what I meant. I just want to ask, which dynasty and generation are you from? How come the planned rural counties and districts are the same as modern ones?"
Answer: Heavenly artifacts record changes in the world by themselves.
"Well, it's amazing, it's amazing!" Xu Zhengyang gave a thumbs up, and then said disdainfully: "Since you know everything and recorded it yourself, why the hell are you making such nonsense? It's hard for me to understand.
Do you know if you will use Mandarin from now on? Can you speak it?"
Answer: Yes.
"What?"
Answer: No problem!
Xu Zhengyang's face was filled with joy, and he couldn't help but pick up the jade stone and kiss it, praising: "Baby, what a baby!"
Lying on the bed with his arms around the county recorder, Xu Zhengyang was happily enjoying himself for a while. Suddenly he thought about getting rich. He quickly held up the county recorder again and asked seriously and solemnly: "I'm too lazy to hunt for treasures. I'm short of money now. How about you?"
Tell me, where can I find treasures like cultural relics and antiques?”
Answer: Money is a worldly thing...
"Cut the nonsense!"
Answer: County Cultural Relics Depository, on the third floor of the home of He Xingbang, Chairman of Cizhou Longxing Group...
"Stop, stop, stop..." Xu Zhengyang angrily interrupted the news that was slowly appearing on the Yushi County records, glared and scolded: "You want me to rob? Damn it, I'm asking if the owner is buried somewhere.
Things under the ground..."
The streamer on the Yushi County Record began to flash slowly, as if looking for information.
after awhile……
"Okay, that's enough. Remember it all and tell me when I ask you later." Xu Zhengyang took the county record back into his body and thought happily, buddy, oh no, young master, oh no, I...
…I’m going to make a fortune!
I want to buy a car, a motorcycle, a car... a Mercedes-Benz and a BMW!
Fuck, no, no, no! A big tree attracts the wind. It doesn’t matter if you suddenly become rich and buy a motorcycle. It doesn’t matter if you flip a house and build a mansion. But if you suddenly buy a Mercedes-Benz and a BMW, you will have to check it out! If you are really investigated,
Where did the huge wealth come from?
The origin is unknown and cannot be seen in the light!
this……
It’s a big problem! Be cautious, be cautious, and be prepared for a rainy day!
Xu Zhengyang squinted his eyes, feeling great joy and worry at the same time. He was so drunk that he fell asleep in a daze.
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